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Title: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: AC. on November 08, 2005, 02:24:40 pm
TAMPA, Fla. - Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=1&u=/051107/483/tp10111071730
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: missioncontrol on November 08, 2005, 02:30:18 pm
o.k. who's got the pictures
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: MameJunkie on November 08, 2005, 02:35:26 pm
Women having sex in the restroom should never be arrested.
We what that to happen more often not less.  :police:
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: missioncontrol on November 08, 2005, 02:38:38 pm
someone should arrest the arresters


 :police:
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: whammoed on November 08, 2005, 02:41:05 pm
I see the pics of the two cheerleaders, but who is this Miss Deeds?  Is she hot or what?
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: missioncontrol on November 08, 2005, 02:42:50 pm
citizen's arrest citizen's arrest  :police:

now I need to pat them down and check them for weapons  8)
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 03:06:11 pm
This is how the news would look every day if I were allowed to write it. (except there would be better pictures)

-S
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Shape D. on November 08, 2005, 03:19:59 pm
Mild Cheesecake Inside (http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1105/sports/panthers.html?1131401275484)
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Bones on November 08, 2005, 03:21:23 pm
We need cucumbers, stat!
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: whammoed on November 08, 2005, 03:22:06 pm
Mild Cheesecake Inside (http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1105/sports/panthers.html?1131401275484)

From Angelas bio:
Best Thing About Being A TopCat: Friendships  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 03:26:11 pm
This is my kind of news story.

-S
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: duffjr on November 08, 2005, 03:26:25 pm
her nose looks like she's been a few barfights.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: whammoed on November 08, 2005, 03:27:30 pm
I see the pics of the two cheerleaders, but who is this Miss Deeds?
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 03:29:01 pm
I like both cheerleaders better than Miss Deeds.

-S
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: whammoed on November 08, 2005, 03:30:23 pm
I like both cheerleaders better than Miss Deeds.

-S

InDeed!
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: MameJunkie on November 08, 2005, 03:48:12 pm
Cheerleaders are always good.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: AC. on November 08, 2005, 03:50:00 pm
Mild Cheesecake Inside (http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1105/sports/panthers.html?1131401275484)

From Angelas bio:
Best Thing About Being A TopCat: Friendships  ;D ;D ;D

From Renee's bio:
Most Important Thing In Life: Live every moment to the fullest and love like you'll never be hurt.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: RayB on November 08, 2005, 03:50:14 pm
OK who's the idiot who called the cops on them ?
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 03:51:31 pm
OK who's idiot who called the cops on them ? 

One would assume that he can be found in either intensive care or the morgue today.

-S
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: AC. on November 08, 2005, 03:59:52 pm
OK who's idiot who called the cops on them ? 

I think it was another woman at the bar.  Apparently, the cheerleaders had the bathroom, uhhh, occupied, and the usual line at the women's restroom was getting impatient. So after the -- missdooers -- came out, a scuffle ensued.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: MameJunkie on November 08, 2005, 04:00:14 pm
I just hope someone was able to capture the moment with a camera before the party was broken up.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Shape D. on November 08, 2005, 04:23:16 pm
I hate MS paint.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: missioncontrol on November 08, 2005, 11:45:20 pm
Time to start going to the bars more often
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: RayB on November 09, 2005, 12:40:31 am
I think it was another woman at the bar.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: missioncontrol on November 09, 2005, 01:03:20 am
there was an article?
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: DrewKaree on November 09, 2005, 08:18:05 pm
Quote
- the Vikings have decided to pick them up off of waivers.

My mind just reels with questions that need answers. Could they please, please, please, please, have a press conference. Pretty please?

- What, they couldn
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on November 09, 2005, 08:34:23 pm

Penthouse didn't waste any time trying to get them in the magazine. Hopefully we'll be seeing "more" of them soon, not sure if they accepted the offer.


mrC
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: AC. on November 09, 2005, 10:51:54 pm

Penthouse didn't waste any time trying to get them in the magazine. Hopefully we'll be seeing "more" of them soon, not sure if they accepted the offer.
Really?

They've got nothing  to lose, might as well cash-in on their 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: ChadTower on November 10, 2005, 09:54:31 am

Of course, the more than likely reality of this story, is that one of them was chucking and the other was holding the chucking girl's hair back for her... which is what some of the less tossed around stories are suggesting.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Stingray on November 10, 2005, 09:57:16 am

Of course, the more than likely reality of this story, is that one of them was chucking and the other was holding the chucking girl's hair back for her... which is what some of the less tossed around stories are suggesting.

Your version of the story sucks. :(

-S
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Shape D. on November 10, 2005, 10:16:29 am

Of course, the more than likely reality of this story, is that one of them was chucking and the other was holding the chucking girl's hair back for her... which is what some of the less tossed around stories are suggesting.

Your version of the story sucks. :(

-S
I second your story sucking.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: DrewKaree on November 10, 2005, 09:05:59 pm

Your version of the story sucks. :(

-S

Don't you mean suck-diddley-uck?

I don't know if we've ever given out awards, but I'm positive that Chad's deserving of having his title changed to "Chief Wet Blanket" or some similar title denoting extreme suckage for destroying mental images everywhere.

Chad's the only guy I've ever seen actively try to ruin the image of two chicks going at it in public.  Even if it probably isn't true. 

Chad is the turd in the punchbowl.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: missioncontrol on November 10, 2005, 11:57:30 pm
Way to ruin a dream Chad. I want to go back to the original story.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Stingray on November 11, 2005, 10:37:07 am

Chad is the turd in the punchbowl.

Even considering the fact that it's poo punch.

-S
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: AC. on November 13, 2005, 02:06:47 am
The story was noted on Saturday Night Live tonight, during the weekend update news section.  wasnt too funny, they did a 'guess what happened' in the bathroom, calling the segment GIRL on GIRL BATHROOM something..........  They had two barbie dolls, one blond hair, one black hair -- had the dolls talk about politics and then GET IT ON!
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: Harry Potter on November 13, 2005, 06:47:11 am
You know this is going to start a wave of lesbian cheerleaders doing the thing in toilets.

I hope.  :angel:
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: missioncontrol on November 13, 2005, 02:39:57 pm
You know this is going to start a wave of lesbian cheerleaders doing the thing in toilets.

I hope.
Title: Re: Best. Newsstory. Ever. Cheerleaders - bar - missdeeds!
Post by: DrewKaree on November 13, 2005, 02:44:09 pm
You know this is going to start a wave of lesbian cheerleaders doing the thing in toilets.

I hope.  :angel:


Let's hope if this happens they get more advanced and arm themselves with video cameras

Let's hope if this happens they get more PR sense and alert me so I can show up with a video camera.  I can make them stars.  In addition to being dead sexy, there's no reason to tell anyone BUT me. 

Just call 414-555-1234 ;D