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Title: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: ErikRuud on November 08, 2005, 11:14:25 am: For those of us that becoming increasingly chronologically challenged

http://www.menshealth.com/eyechart
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 11:20:24 am: I think I may already have glaucoma, according to that chart.

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Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Ed_McCarron on November 08, 2005, 11:22:02 am: Be sure that your field of vision is decreasing - I thought that too at first until I realized I was only paying attention to that area.
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 11:27:48 am: Well, that area seems to be all that my eyes are capable of focusing on. I expect that the condition is not curable. Not a problem, I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: RayB on November 08, 2005, 12:08:48 pm: I have floaters. Friggin SUCKS. Constantly looks like there's bugs flying around.
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 12:23:29 pm: Well, either you have floaters or you're completely mad. The jury's still out on that one. ;)

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Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Harry Potter on November 08, 2005, 12:27:55 pm: I had beer last week. Almost. :-X
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 12:34:45 pm: Quote from: bosss7 on November 08, 2005, 12:27:55 pm
I had beer last week. Almost. :-X

If you're getting to that point you need to lay off the sauce! Either that or trick some hottie into marrying you. Friends don't let friends bonk the livestock.

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Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Harry Potter on November 08, 2005, 12:36:13 pm: My friend is useless. One night he'll be saying 'go for it', the next morning he'll be sayong 'how could you think it you dumb bastard'.

Wanted: Better friends (No Canadians)
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: missioncontrol on November 08, 2005, 12:41:53 pm: I think my internet is broke I didn't see a difference
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 12:43:55 pm: Quote from: missioncontrol on November 08, 2005, 12:41:53 pm
I think my internet is broke I didn't see a difference

Does it have fresh batteries?

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Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: missioncontrol on November 08, 2005, 12:46:00 pm: umm nevermind
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Harry Potter on November 08, 2005, 12:47:12 pm: I'd laugh at your pathetic internet but won't
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 12:47:52 pm: I would too, but I have the same crap dialup at home. :(

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Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: AC. on November 08, 2005, 04:02:49 pm: So if you have floaters - all girls have mustaches?
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: MinerAl on November 08, 2005, 04:07:27 pm: I have sinkers.

And my eyes are bad too.
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 04:14:48 pm: Sometimes I have floaters, and sometimes I have sinkers. Depends on what I've been eating lately.

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Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Ed_McCarron on November 08, 2005, 08:38:20 pm: "Depends on what I've been eating lately."

That totally went over my head the first time. The second time, I got it. Wish I didn't.
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Santoro on November 08, 2005, 09:12:08 pm: Quote from: RayB on November 08, 2005, 12:08:48 pm
I have floaters. Friggin SUCKS. Constantly looks like there's bugs flying around.

I effin hate my floaters.
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: quarterback on November 08, 2005, 09:26:56 pm: Quote from: Santoro on November 08, 2005, 09:12:08 pm
Quote from: RayB on November 08, 2005, 12:08:48 pm
I have floaters. Friggin SUCKS. Constantly looks like there's bugs flying around.

I effin hate my floaters.

The irritation I feel about my floaters is only surpassed by the anger I feel about my tinnitus because it's something I've brought upon myself.
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: Santoro on November 08, 2005, 09:32:06 pm: There is no escaping time.
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: quarterback on November 08, 2005, 09:36:58 pm: Quote from: Santoro on November 08, 2005, 09:32:06 pm
There is no escaping time.

But there is escaping hours spent in environments of 120dB music to the point where I'd lose my hearing for days.
Title: Re: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake
Post by: duffjr on November 08, 2005, 10:53:41 pm: glaucoma seems like you get the bets of it. weed and some fuzzy but complete vision.