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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Bones on November 05, 2005, 06:09:42 pm
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So last night I got really drunk and ummm.....errr, there may have also been some additional substance abuse.
Today I have spent the greater part of the day hunched over the porcelain feeling sorry for myself. There will be no cabinet construction today because the chances of actually throwing up in my cab are moderate to extreme.
My mouth tastes like somebody took a dump in there and my head pounds when I breathe. I also have a limp and I don't know why.
I am going to give up drinking.
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but not white liquid abuse?
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I am going to give up drinking.
for maybe another hour or so
winners never quit
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but not white liquid abuse?
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I hope that ain't any kind a speedbag reference....
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Stupid damn chilli pizza. (http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2017/hotass1eo.jpg)
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missioncontrol - What if he honks on the thread?
ChadTower - I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee.
missioncontrol - Hey Bones, If you're gonna spew, spew into this........
(http://www.gettysburg.edu/it/itt/itbits/clipart/lunch-bagtrans.gif)
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Maybe your inside the bag?
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but not white liquid abuse?
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I hope that ain't any kind a speedbag reference....
you wish...you made it sound like substance abuse had a double entendre.
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You can't let let one mishap make you stop drinking. You need to pick yourself up, have some drinks, and throw yourself right back down again!
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Psssst. You're making this country look bad. Now get back in that fridge and skull damn it! ;)
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My mouth tastes like somebody took a dump in there
NO ONE else here wants to know how he'd even know this to be true? :-X
I also have a limp and I don't know why.
You're still so drunk you forgot to type a word, or else the auto-censor just deleted it for you. In either case, tell Mrs Bones not to feel bad, I'm sending her a one-way ticket to Wisconsin so she never has to worry about a limp ever again.
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I don't even have the strength for a witty comeback.
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You're not going to drink anymore, right.... next you will tell me chad will not come to byoac and post anymore.
Maybe i will not check my fantasy football team anymore.
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Maybe you won't flash your strawberry speedbags anymore. ;) ;)
Edit: Welcome back.
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Why does the farting fire guy have two distinct streams of fire coming out of him?
ow.
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He's talented
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He probably drank twice the amount of beer and consumed even more chili pizza than I did.
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Waynes World reference
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Why does the farting fire guy have two distinct streams of fire coming out of him?
ow.
Mebbe Bones installed a splitter for better coverage. Either that, or my other guess is that something is still lodged in there. What scares me is that if FIRE won't dislodge or remove it, what the HECK COULD IT BE? :o
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Some sort of fire retardant multi-port adapter
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Well now it is the day after the day after.
Perhaps I acted in haste stating my decision never to drink again. Having a sphincter hot enough to ignite a cigarette can make you say crazy things.
Damn chili pizza.
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hehe
Welcome Back Bones
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Well now it is the day after the day after.
Perhaps I acted in haste stating my decision never to drink again. Having a sphincter hot enough to ignite a cigarette can make you say crazy things.
Damn chili pizza and buttsex.
wow, i knew it from the first post.
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Hmmm... I don't remember any buttsex but then I was pretty smashed.
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just because you don't remember it doesn'r mean it didn't happen
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do you remember the diarrhea?
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Only the verbal kind.
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Having a sphincter hot enough to ignite a cigarette can make you say crazy things.
Alex, I'll take that colostomy for a thousand, please...
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Hmmm... I don't remember any buttsex but then I was pretty smashed.
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Thanks Drew.
That pic is EXACTLY want I want in my work network cache directory.... I have to go now, I have to start working on explanations for when HR come knocking on my door demanding to know why I have been homo web surfing.
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Thanks Drew.
That pic is EXACTLY want I want in my work network cache directory.... I have to go now, I have to start working on explanations for when HR come knocking on my door demanding to know why I have been homo web surfing.
Tell 'em I'm dead sexy and you can't help yourself. You'd be worthless at work without me ;D
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Hmmm... I don't remember any buttsex but then I was pretty smashed.
That would explain the limp.
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At least there wasn't any old men in speedos involved....
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Well, not that you remember anyway.
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