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Title: Don't know what to think
Post by: Harry Potter on October 21, 2005, 02:02:20 pm
http://stpetersburgtimes.com/2005/10/20/Tampabay/Driver_goes_3_miles_w.shtml
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: ChadTower on October 21, 2005, 02:11:14 pm
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The impact severed the pedestrian's lower right leg, which remained in the street.

Someone has to go back and pick that up.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Harry Potter on October 21, 2005, 02:15:21 pm
McLeg is going to be on the menu soon.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Hoopz on October 21, 2005, 02:15:32 pm
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The driver told officers he thought the body had fallen from the sky,

Maybe he had been watching Con Air.

Not that he could remember it though.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: missioncontrol on October 21, 2005, 02:29:13 pm
no worst than that one lady hit that person and he died while still in the winshield of the car as it was parked in the garage.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: ChadTower on October 21, 2005, 02:32:29 pm

Dude deserved it for trying to cross a highway on foot.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Hoopz on October 21, 2005, 02:37:37 pm
no worst than that one lady hit that person and he died while still in the winshield of the car as it was parked in the garage.

Yeah, but that lady was a nurse and she left him there for DAYS.  She kept going out to apologize to the guy.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 02:48:23 am
no worst than that one lady hit that person and he died while still in the winshield of the car as it was parked in the garage.

I thought that broad was drunk when she did that.  This guy's just old and shouldn't be driving.  Ass hat.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: missioncontrol on October 22, 2005, 02:57:27 am
what??? and drunk driver's should be driving???

Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 03:21:02 am
what??? and drunk driver's should be driving???



It doesn't change the fact that driving when drunk makes someone an ass hat, but we all saw the folly of giving someone a DUI when they weren't driving their cars.  You can't call them a drunk driver if they AREN'T driving, right?  Duh! ;) 

Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: missioncontrol on October 22, 2005, 04:39:00 am
yes, but drunk drivers can do less harm when they are peddeling a bycycle
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Ed_McCarron on October 22, 2005, 09:11:45 am
I for one would have no problem with mandatory driving retests starting at age 50.  Then 55.  Then 60.  Then 65.  Yearly after that.

Oh yeah, we can't, we would offend the older drivers.  Rather have them kill someone than get offended.

Grr.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: grueinthebox on October 22, 2005, 09:38:15 am
I for one would have no problem with mandatory driving retests starting at age 50.  Then 55.  Then 60.  Then 65.  Yearly after that.

Oh yeah, we can't, we would offend the older drivers.  Rather have them kill someone than get offended.

Grr.

We could give them to everyone...  I'd have no problem with that, either.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 01:21:47 pm
I for one would have no problem with mandatory driving retests starting at age 50.  Then 55.  Then 60.  Then 65.  Yearly after that.

Oh yeah, we can't, we would offend the older drivers.  Rather have them kill someone than get offended.

Grr.

We could give them to everyone...  I'd have no problem with that, either.

I'd LOVE that idea!  It's the best of both worlds.  You don't offend ANYONE because EVERYONE has to do it, and you get some of these idiot drivers off the road.  If I had a machine gun on the front of my truck while driving all around all day........
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Harry Potter on October 22, 2005, 01:24:26 pm
If I had a machine gun on the front of my truck while driving all around all day........
I thought everyone in America had one of them.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 01:32:09 pm
If I had a machine gun on the front of my truck while driving all around all day........
I thought everyone in America had one of them.

Everyone in Texas.  The rest of us keep them INSIDE the truck, since only conservatives drive environmentally-crushing trucks on purpose.  If we pass the "everyone get tested every few years" law, I'm gonna push for the "if they fail and are driving on the road, throw 'er in 4-wheel drive and punish the weak yourself!" law.  Then I'm gonna take a road trip to MA and pick up Chad.  His boot and my truck...we'll RULE THE WORLD!
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Harry Potter on October 22, 2005, 01:34:29 pm
If I had a machine gun on the front of my truck while driving all around all day........
I thought everyone in America had one of them.

Everyone in Texas.  The rest of us keep them INSIDE the truck, since only conservatives drive environmentally-crushing trucks on purpose.  If we pass the "everyone get tested every few years" law, I'm gonna push for the "if they fail and are driving on the road, throw 'er in 4-wheel drive and punish the weak yourself!" law.  Then I'm gonna take a road trip to MA and pick up Chad.  His boot and my truck...we'll RULE THE WORLD!
Just stay away from Australia or Bones will kick your ass.  ;)
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 01:46:49 pm

Just stay away from Australia or Bones will kick your ass.  ;)


I've got money that says he loves me, only he's too shy to tell everyone publicly about it, and now you're angering him.  His washing routine has led to some serious forearms, and you're gonna feel the wrath of the pythons soon, brother!  Whatcha gonna do when Bones rains down on you?!

I know you prolly don't get that.  Meh.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Harry Potter on October 22, 2005, 01:51:41 pm
 ???

Bones doesn't love you. He loves Seph's mum and her love handles.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: shmokes on October 22, 2005, 04:42:48 pm
More like love tables.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Harry Potter on October 22, 2005, 04:54:14 pm
I'd say chairs. 4 legs.  ;D
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 08:39:01 pm
You're a cankle fetishist, aren't you bos8?
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: Harry Potter on October 23, 2005, 02:24:51 am
Just for that, I'm sending Seph's mum around to your place without hosing her down first.
Title: Re: Don't know what to think
Post by: DrewKaree on October 23, 2005, 01:04:10 pm
Chad's already hosed her down.  Gotcha!