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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: shmokes on October 12, 2005, 11:59:09 pm
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Find out here (http://www.thedeathpsychic.com)
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
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I'll die typing this messagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.
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I will likely die from my head exploding from reading one of Mr C's political threads.
<note to self> buy more duct tape </note to self>
-Goz
Here's the answer from the all mighty oracle (webpage):
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.
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While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
Damn fine excuse for not cutting the grass any more.
"I cant cut the grass honey, a psychic website told me if I do I will die"
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No matter what happens I am going out in a blaze of glory and that is the only important thing.
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While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.
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I think it changes from day to day, cos my wife's is different now. I wish I could remember the original. It was something like:
While bending over a pot on the stove to smell the food a disgruntled relative pushes your head in and holds it there. Your face cooks while you choke to death on boiling soup.
and my brother's:
While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.
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By the way....for those of you who haven't noticed, the first few words in the original post are a link.
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By the way....for those of you who haven't noticed, the first few words in the original post are a link.
I proved last year I am immortal therefore this link serves no purpose, but just for your inquiring mind.....""An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill ".
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"A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe."
Now thats just wrong. What am I going to do, get Home Depot to deliver?
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While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
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You are beaten to death by a disgruntled teammate with a bar of soap stuffed in a gym sock.
and my wife's (which is scary because she was in a car/train collision at age 7)....
You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street.
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HA! I'll even die a slacker!
You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u34155
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While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.
i dont think im that dumb lol
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i dont think im that dumb lol
Nah, too easy. I'll let it go this time. ;)
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geez everyone gets cool ways to die and i get "You die from complications of a ruptured appendix" ::) lame
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While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.
i dont think im that dumb lol
I knew a kid who did that where I grew up.
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Heh. This sounds about right to me.
A disgruntled employee in a sporting goods store beats you to death with a hockey stick.
Screw Hockey...that sport will be the death of me.
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I want a different death....
"You die from a ruptured spleen. "
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Due to a giant soccer ball strike to the head.
That's not a little girl, that's missioncontrol. That ball is huge.
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That's no soccer ball,
It's a space station..........
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You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days. YIKES, better make sure I have repellant on from now on.
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I think it changes from day to day, cos my wife's is different now. I wish I could remember the original. It was something like:
While bending over a pot on the stove to smell the food a disgruntled relative pushes your head in and holds it there. Your face cooks while you choke to death on boiling soup.
and my brother's:
While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.
Hey, mine's the same as your brothers...
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lot of people going to choke to death
My real name
"While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death."
SirPoonga, luckily I don't play baseball.
"While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat."
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I will likely die from my head exploding from reading one of Mr C's political threads.
Then I will likely die a happy man! :angel:
mrC
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In a car, or on a bike, going 150+
Thats the plan anyways
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"You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive."
Good thing I use propane! I will live FOREVER!!!! Muuuhahahahahah!
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I used missioncontrol this time:
"While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body."
who knew this hobby would be the death of me
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A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.
Wish I knew that before I got rid of my POS Chrysler.
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HAHA! This is more like it:
Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.
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That's no soccer ball,
It's a space station..........
It's too big to be a space station.
(http://massassi.yavin4.com/sw_img/d4spac53.jpg)
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That explains the missing bits of your face in the avatar.
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HAHA! This is more like it:
Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.
If I kept count of how many times I beat people to death with my crimping tool........
<----Yeah. Makes ends meet by installing cable.
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HAHA! This is more like it:
Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.
If I kept count of how many times I beat people to death with my crimping tool........
That's why they're so heavy, isn't it?
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His beatings are not the reason those people are fat.
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I need some type of bludgeoning tool. I'm an IT Security Geek. Hey, quit sharing your passwords! C'mere, let me beat you with my... um.... rolled up copy of Computer Security Journal.
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Use your RJ45 crimper.
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That's the thing. They don't let me play with toys anymore. I'm in an office with books and nifty Security Awareness posters.
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Real IT geeks have RJ45 crimpers handy.
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Take one of those framed morale raising posters and smash it over their heads. For bonus points leave the frame wrapped around their heads and tell them to get back to work. ;)
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I can just see it:
While spilling soda on your keyboad, you get a visit from the IT Security Team. Since you forwarded that pr0n email to Everyone, you are repeatedly beaten with a framed poster of the "Risk Management Lifecycle". Your boss stops by to ask you if you've seen the memo about cover sheets on TPS reports.
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As punishment for driving through yet another red light while naked, they'll make me read the HI ALL thread Clockwork Orange style.
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Take one of those framed morale raising posters and smash it over their heads.
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(http://www.cs.wustl.edu/~schmidt/gifs/stupid.jpeg)
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"Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat."
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"Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat."
lol thats a good one
and i like the poster
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you will be ravaged by a pack of wild dingoes while touring the Austrialian outback.
Hey, at least I'm being ravaged by something as I die.
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SirPoonga, luckily I don't play baseball.
"While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat."
Luckily?!?!
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An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.
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A lot of us on this board are going to be beaten to death.
...As if we needed a fortune teller to tell us that.
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In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.
Wow..