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Title: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 02:16:05 pm

So, it's a very hectic work day.  I have requests for support coming in from all directions, and one major project saying it needs continuous support all weekend.  I have a protest in to management about 3 levels above me, and they are supporting me pretty well, but I'll still probably have to do some of the work.  I'm in a very hasty process of getting set up with a laptop and remote high speed access before I go home so I don't have to be in the office all weekend, especially after having worked late all week on other projcts, even having my kids with me wednesday night.

And through it all, some jackoff from NJ keeps calling me and insisting I am the apartment manager of the complex where his daughter lives.  He insists I am intentionally screwing his daughter over in an attempt to evict her and is implying I am doing it because she wouldn't have sex with me.  He will not accept that he has the wrong number.  I have told him that this is CVS Corporate headquarters in Rhode Island and that he is going to have me fired from my job as apartment manager, he is going to file a restraining order against me to keep me away from his daughter, and he may drive up here and kick ---my bottom--- if I don't start cooperating.

It would be funny if it were a slower day.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Goz on October 07, 2005, 02:18:11 pm
What does she look like?
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 02:18:26 pm

I have no idea, I'm not in NJ, I'm in RI.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Harry Potter on October 07, 2005, 02:20:26 pm
What does she look like?
According to Daddy, she's a little angel.

In reality, Stan's Satan's spawn. I'd still date her.

Edit:Let's see you spell after 7 pints of beer.  8)
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 02:21:19 pm

Would that make Stan her daddy?
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: shmokes on October 07, 2005, 02:24:51 pm
You're going to evict her for not having sex with you?  I thought you were married.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Harry Potter on October 07, 2005, 02:25:45 pm
You're going to evict her for not having sex with you?  I thought you were married.
That's beside the point. If she doesn't put out, she goes out.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 02:27:36 pm
If she doesn't put out, she goes out.

Tough, but fair.

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Shape D. on October 07, 2005, 02:33:12 pm
If she's not "paying her rent" I see no other recourse but to evict her.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 02:41:44 pm
As long as we're complaining about work, the hot-flashing old ladies in charge of the office thermostat have the AC running today. It's about 45 degrees outside. I'm frickin' freezing in here!

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: missioncontrol on October 07, 2005, 02:48:05 pm
did I mention I've been home for a couple hours allready???
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: JackTucky on October 07, 2005, 02:49:04 pm
As long as we're complaining about work, the hot-flashing old ladies in charge of the office thermostat have the AC running today. It's about 45 degrees outside. I'm frickin' freezing in here!

-S

Better to be cold than to be hot.  I've never been in an office that was too cold.   Unless it was a refrigerated warehouse dispatch office.  THAT was cold.

Art
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 02:58:00 pm
As long as we're complaining about work, the hot-flashing old ladies in charge of the office thermostat have the AC running today. It's about 45 degrees outside. I'm frickin' freezing in here!

-S

Better to be cold than to be hot.  I've never been in an office that was too cold.   Unless it was a refrigerated warehouse dispatch office.  THAT was cold.

Art

I keep a jacket in my office for just such occasions. It's best to not say anything to the old ladies, they get very cranky when you suggest that it's a little chilly in here. :D

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 03:10:00 pm

What I don't understand is why I'm sorry sir, you have reached CVS Corporate headquarters in Rhode Island.  I am not in New Jersey, I don't know what your situation is, but I am certain it has nothing to do with CVS business.  You have the wrong number doesn't sway him.  He keeps calling back.

Dude, you have the wrong freakin number, stop calling here, I have work to do and you're ticking me off didn't do it either.

Getting my voicemail, which gives computer generated prompts indicating that this is CVS, did nothing to sway him.  I was away from my desk for a while and came back to three messages from him about how I had better stop jerking him around.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Jabba on October 07, 2005, 03:13:08 pm
Your number if probably one digit off the number he needs to call. My Mom gets calls a lot from people who thinks she is a pharmacy. Me, my number is unlisted....
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 07, 2005, 03:13:53 pm
id probably poop on the phone, and then mail it to him
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 03:15:07 pm
Your number if probably one digit off the number he needs to call. My Mom gets calls a lot from people who thinks she is a pharmacy. Me, my number is unlisted....

We ARE a pharmacy.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 03:21:22 pm
id probably poop on the phone, and then mail it to him

I'm laughing so hard I can't see my monitor! This plan rules!

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Jabba on October 07, 2005, 03:28:55 pm
Can you imagine if you got stuck with the phone number 867-5309  ?

I called that here in Ottawa and got a guys voicemail. He says "Sorrry, Jenny doesn't live here", with the song from the music going in the background.

At least he was cool about it  ;D
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 07, 2005, 03:30:47 pm
lol this inspired me to call 867 5309, it rang like 6 times no answering machine or anything, damn haha. was gonna ask for jenny =p
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 03:32:29 pm
lol this inspired me to call 867 5309, it rang like 6 times no answering machine or anything, damn haha. was gonna ask for jenny =p

You'll probably get a call from one of those psycho Caller-ID Nazis later. "WHY DID YOU CALL HERE???" ;)

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Jabba on October 07, 2005, 03:35:17 pm
Go ahead, call (613) 867-5309 and let me know what ya think    ;D

(Hopefully this is not Chad's brother's number...)
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: abrannan on October 07, 2005, 03:36:32 pm

So, it's a very hectic work day.  I have requests for support coming in from all directions, and one major project saying it needs continuous support all weekend.  I have a protest in to management about 3 levels above me, and they are supporting me pretty well, but I'll still probably have to do some of the work.  I'm in a very hasty process of getting set up with a laptop and remote high speed access before I go home so I don't have to be in the office all weekend, especially after having worked late all week on other projcts, even having my kids with me wednesday night.



And yet, you've posted 50 times since noon today...  Fifty...   Times...

Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 07, 2005, 03:37:22 pm
chad is a postwhore
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 03:37:40 pm
Hey Jabba, thanks a lot, I have that stupid song going through my head now! ;) ;D

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Jabba on October 07, 2005, 03:38:03 pm
Here comes the excuse...
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: SirPoonga on October 07, 2005, 03:38:27 pm
Can you get the company to block the phone number?
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 07, 2005, 03:39:07 pm
Go ahead, call (613) 867-5309 and let me know what ya think
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 03:50:16 pm
I'd call, but I can't make long distance calls on my office phone, and I'm far too cheap to use my cell.

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Jabba on October 07, 2005, 03:52:28 pm
I'd call, but I can't make long distance calls on my office phone, and I'm far too cheap to use my cell.

-S

A Slacker and a cheap b@stard at that too. I'd quit while I was ahead  ;)
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 03:57:05 pm
I'd call, but I can't make long distance calls on my office phone, and I'm far too cheap to use my cell.

-S

A Slacker and a cheap b@stard at that too. I'd quit while I was ahead  ;)

When was I ahead?  ???

-S ;)
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 07, 2005, 04:07:11 pm
i called from my office phone, lol. i make LD calls all day so, doesnt matter
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Setabs on October 07, 2005, 04:20:42 pm
Go ahead, call (613) 867-5309 and let me know what ya think ;D

(Hopefully this is not Chad's brother's number...)

While were calling phone numbers of musicians.  Call  the houston rapper Mike Jones @ (281) 330-8004


Chad can't you at least hand the phone to a supervisor to try and let him talk some sence into the guy.  If not tell him to meet you at some town mid way between RI and NJ to discuss the matters.  Then see if he calls on Monday to complain about you not showing up.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 04:29:01 pm
Better yet just tell the guy that you think he's a pu55y. When he gets POed tell him to come on down to the apartment complex and see if he can whip your a55. Somebody will be in for a treat. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: JackTucky on October 07, 2005, 04:32:38 pm
Better yet just tell the guy that you think he's a pu55y. When he gets POed tell him to come on down to the apartment complex and see if he can whip your a55. Somebody will be in for a treat. ;)

-S

This I like.

Or

Tell him his daughter did give up the action, fell in love with you, and you dumped her, THATs why she's mad.  Ask him when he comes by to pick up her dirty underpants too.

Art
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: missioncontrol on October 07, 2005, 04:46:00 pm
when I managed a trailer park I had many kinds offers in replace of rent money........
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 04:47:55 pm
when I managed a trailer park I had many kinds offers in replace of rent money........

I'll bet a few of the offers even came out of mouths with a few teeth left in them. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: CCM on October 07, 2005, 04:48:40 pm

So, it's a very hectic work day.  I have requests for support coming in from all directions, and one major project saying it needs continuous support all weekend.  I have a protest in to management about 3 levels above me, and they are supporting me pretty well, but I'll still probably have to do some of the work.  I'm in a very hasty process of getting set up with a laptop and remote high speed access before I go home so I don't have to be in the office all weekend, especially after having worked late all week on other projcts, even having my kids with me wednesday night.

And through it all, some jackoff from NJ keeps calling me and insisting I am the apartment manager of the complex where his daughter lives.  He insists I am intentionally screwing his daughter over in an attempt to evict her and is implying I am doing it because she wouldn't have sex with me.  He will not accept that he has the wrong number.  I have told him that this is CVS Corporate headquarters in Rhode Island and that he is going to have me fired from my job as apartment manager, he is going to file a restraining order against me to keep me away from his daughter, and he may drive up here and kick ---auto-censored--- if I don't start cooperating.

It would be funny if it were a slower day.


What is your definition of hectic?  IIRC, this is your second post in the last  few days complaining about being busy at work, and yet you still find time to post here all day, every day...
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: missioncontrol on October 07, 2005, 04:51:40 pm
when I managed a trailer park I had many kinds offers in replace of rent money........

I'll bet a few of the offers even came out of mouths with a few teeth left in them. ;)

-S

It was a 125 unit trailer park. there may have been a collective of 25 sets of teeth, but that's pushing it.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Shape D. on October 07, 2005, 05:17:26 pm
???-867-5309 (http://danstheman.com/Jenny.htm)
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Zakk on October 07, 2005, 07:46:13 pm
???-867-5309 (http://danstheman.com/Jenny.htm)
Sweet jesus man.  Google 867-5309

Chad - Tell the guy that yes you'd very much like to have a go at his daughter, and if he has a problem with that, then he can come right up and see you.  Ask him to bring some photos of his daughter when she was 6 or so.  That outta get him 50-life when he gets to that apartment building.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: missioncontrol on October 07, 2005, 07:50:53 pm
???-867-5309 (http://danstheman.com/Jenny.htm)
Sweet jesus man.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Zakk on October 07, 2005, 08:05:37 pm
You may be correct in that  ;D
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: AC. on October 07, 2005, 11:25:15 pm
Maybe she gave a fake number and it happened to be yours.  Just tell him to sue your *ss and see if the sumons actually arrives at your place and directed to you.  :-\
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: toolaa on October 07, 2005, 11:47:27 pm
I'm thinking there is plenty of opportunity here to really have some fun with this.  I can appreciate you are busy, but it's not fair to hog all the fun for yourself.

Perhaps you could tell him that in the modern age the best thing for him to do is to contact the company president support office directly through the internet.  At this site:

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/board,6.0.html

Explain to him that he'll have to register himself first but it's well worth it because there are hundreds of highly qualified staff members online 24 hours per day which could surely help him through these problems.  You might want to mention that if he is truly dissatisfied with your performance he should specifically elaborate how you "Chad Tower" could improve!

After all everyone here at "CVS Corporate headquarters in Rhode Island" wants nothing less than 100% total customer satisfaction....

Respectfully,

John Jacob Jinglehimershmidt
Public Relations Manager
CVS Corporate Headquarters
Rental Property Management Division
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: ChadTower on October 08, 2005, 12:33:40 am

Would, but I'm not willing to stake my employment on it.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 10, 2005, 08:54:20 am
Still getting phone calls from your girlfriend's dad?

-S ;)
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: ChadTower on October 10, 2005, 09:43:24 am

Won't know until I check my voicemail.  I am off work today.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 10, 2005, 09:46:53 am
Oh right, Columbus Day. You lucky daisy. :)

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Havok on October 10, 2005, 09:48:20 am
Still getting phone calls from your girlfriend's dad?

-S ;)

Nah - ex-boyfriend...

 ::)
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: missioncontrol on October 10, 2005, 10:49:06 am

Won't know until I check my voicemail.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 10, 2005, 11:04:19 am
columbus day off, wtf!   i want off today
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 10, 2005, 11:08:07 am
btw chad, take your damn scrabble turn
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: missioncontrol on October 10, 2005, 11:17:28 am

Won't know until I check my voicemail.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Stingray on October 10, 2005, 11:21:49 am

Won't know until I check my voicemail.  I am off work today.

I guess I can say that I am off work too  ;D

but not because of Columbus Day  ;D

You're off for 'My Last Boss Was A Schmuck Day'.

-S
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: ChadTower on October 10, 2005, 11:33:46 am
btw chad, take your damn scrabble turn

Gimme the URL.
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 10, 2005, 11:48:59 am
http://thepixiepit.co.uk/cgi-bin/scrab/p2/r86/crossword.pl?board=Seph_and_Chad
Title: Re: Okay, if you don't stop calling I'm going to kick your ass for a whole hour
Post by: missioncontrol on October 10, 2005, 11:57:24 am

Won't know until I check my voicemail.