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Title: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: PetitMorte on October 05, 2005, 02:26:38 pm: (http://www.gawker.com/news/Cover%20%23557s.jpg)
(http://www.gawker.com/news/nick-and-jessica/if-you-love-something-get-rid-of-it-nick-and-jessica-to-divorce-129185.php)

Nick and Jessica have files for divorce.

Anyone got dibs yet?
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Harry Potter on October 05, 2005, 02:27:28 pm: Bones is next in line.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 02:29:10 pm: Everybody knows it was her giant teeth and weird eyebrows that drove them apart.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Stingray on October 05, 2005, 02:30:07 pm: Bones has already has forsaken her for Liv Tyler. Whoever gets her next is in charge of photographing her in the shower. Lets get those pics online soon, I plan to use one on this years xmas cards.

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Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: tommy on October 05, 2005, 02:31:25 pm: Quote from: bosss7 on October 05, 2005, 02:27:28 pm
Bones is next in line.

He can have that blundering idiot. I would bang her brains out though, if she had any.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: MameMaster! on October 05, 2005, 02:44:25 pm: Quote from: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 02:29:10 pm
Everybody knows it was her giant teeth and weird eyebrows that drove them apart.

...you really think she's that funky?.....hmm...I think she looked pretty hot in the boots video......but to each their own.

I betcha' she would give a hell of a lapdance! :P
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Havok on October 05, 2005, 02:48:57 pm: Quote from: Stingray on October 05, 2005, 02:30:07 pm
Bones has already has forsaken her for Liv Tyler. Whoever gets her next is in charge of photographing her in the shower. Lets get those pics online soon, I plan to use one on this years xmas cards.

-S

Don't worry guys - I have a "home video" of us coming out for Christmas!
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: DarkKobold on October 05, 2005, 03:10:40 pm: Dang, beaten to the punch. Was coming here to post.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 03:12:06 pm: Evidence...Look at the last two. She has difficulty even closing her mouth over her giant teeth.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: AC. on October 05, 2005, 04:19:36 pm: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=203346&GT1=7153

Unfortunately it may not be true ???
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Harry Potter on October 05, 2005, 04:22:43 pm: Quote from: ascar9 on October 05, 2005, 04:19:36 pm
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=203346&GT1=7153

Unfortunately it may not be true ???
Damn! Double Damn!!

Anyone want to buy a really Cheap'n'Nasty engagement ring?
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Bones on October 05, 2005, 05:00:24 pm: Quote from: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 03:12:06 pm
Evidence...Look at the last two.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 06:05:37 pm: pfft....Jessica doesn't care if you stick up for her. What? Do you think she hasn't read the Liv Tyler thread. Leave Jessica, and her creepy eyebrows and horse teeth, the hell alone. She doesn't love you anymore.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Jessica Simpson on October 05, 2005, 06:20:08 pm: Shut up shmokes.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: pointdablame on October 05, 2005, 08:41:22 pm: Quote from: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 03:12:06 pm
Evidence...Look at the last two. She has difficulty even closing her mouth over her giant teeth.

huh???

There are teeth in those pictures????
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Bones on October 05, 2005, 08:53:52 pm: She has only had difficulty closing her mouth since that special weekend we went spent together....
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Crazy Cooter on October 05, 2005, 09:34:54 pm: just the three of us... when BB ran the camera the whole time.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Bones on October 05, 2005, 09:37:34 pm: Only a selfish and jealous man would not allow his girl to be gangbanged...
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Crazy Cooter on October 05, 2005, 09:40:02 pm: LOL. That didn't get auto censored...
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Bones on October 05, 2005, 09:44:36 pm: Gangbang is not a dirty word any more than ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- is.....
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Stingray on October 06, 2005, 09:18:03 am: Quote from: BrokenBones on October 05, 2005, 09:44:36 pm
Gangbang is not a dirty word any more than ---auto-censored--- is.....

;D This post is so funny I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. ;D

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Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: PetitMorte on October 06, 2005, 10:11:43 am: (http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2005/pvp20051005.gif) (http://www.pvponline.com/)

PVP rocks.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson now "Available"
Post by: Stingray on October 06, 2005, 10:13:25 am: Wow, a comic strip about BYOAC: Everything Else. Who knew? ;)

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