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Title: Ronald McDonald
Post by: missioncontrol on September 27, 2005, 12:19:14 pm
Japan Changes Ronald's image (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46494)

Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 12:21:42 pm

Okay, now that life size Ronald statue in the playland by my house has to go.  I want an updated version.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: missioncontrol on September 27, 2005, 12:27:42 pm
links to commercial can be found here..........

havn't seen it yet (stupid dial up)

it's the second link

called: Watch Female McDonald Commercial (.wmv)

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000447.html


Wow, now I want to go to McDonalds and get a McGrand
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Jabba on September 27, 2005, 12:34:52 pm
I like it! Although not Cheesecake IMHO.

Funny thing is, Ronald paid a visit to my son's Kindergarten class last year. Ronald scared the sh!t out of my son! Scary clown thing.

Now is Mrs. Ronald paid a visit, I'm sure things would be different  ;)

Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Jabba on September 27, 2005, 12:35:17 pm
Oh, mc...you're not missing much. Not bikini  ::)
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: AmericanDemon on September 27, 2005, 12:38:33 pm
Yeah, the only thing is that Mrs. McDonald there reminds me of Wendy from the old school Wendy's commercials.... maybe these are their children!!
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: missioncontrol on September 27, 2005, 12:40:51 pm
just saw it.......

Not to bad but where's the bikini

still made me hungry for McDonalds
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Clonedsheep on September 27, 2005, 12:43:45 pm
Is that Wendy or is it Pippy?
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 12:58:56 pm
I was promised a bikini & thigh high stockings. What a rip-off.

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 12:59:49 pm
Looks like Kate Moss after a bit too Much McCoke.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 01:01:03 pm

This chick is going to represent McDonald's.  I say put more clothes on her.  She should be 350 pounds.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 01:02:17 pm
I hear Danny's sister is looking for a job  ;D
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Jabba on September 27, 2005, 01:34:19 pm

This chick is going to represent McDonald's.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: missioncontrol on September 27, 2005, 01:38:08 pm

This chick is going to represent McDonald's. I say put more clothes on her. She should be 350 pounds.


would you prefer the bus stop lady
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 01:39:05 pm

She would be more appropriate, but to truly represent McDonald's, she should have 4 fat, ill mannered, mouthbreather kids.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: missioncontrol on September 27, 2005, 01:44:07 pm
she should also advertise for Marlboro too....


That would help everyone quit
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 01:45:44 pm

If emphysema, lung cancer, bad breath, funky teeth, smelling bad, dulled senses of taste and smell, and high monetary cost don't discourage people...

...why would being fat?
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 01:46:06 pm
 :o
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 01:47:21 pm

That is just terrible parenting.

But hey, he puts a napkin on his shirt.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 01:51:57 pm

That is just terrible parenting.

But hey, he puts a napkin on his shirt.

I think it just landed there when it fell out of his mouth after he decided that it wasn't greasy enough to eat.

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 01:53:43 pm

He has folds in his elbows.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 01:54:53 pm
I just assumed he was a mutant with two elbows per arm.

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 01:56:48 pm

That Ronald in the background is the one I was talking about.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: missioncontrol on September 27, 2005, 01:58:38 pm
well I for one say they take down all the Ronalds and replace them with the japanese version.........
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 02:00:00 pm
well I for one say they take down all the Ronalds and replace them with the japanese version.........

I agree. We need the new Cheesecake Ronnie in the US ASAP.

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 02:04:43 pm

I say they make a statue of that kid and put that in every location.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 02:05:29 pm
Better yet, just print that picture on the Happy Meal bags.

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 02:06:03 pm

That kid is a marvel of physics.  Gravity seems to stall at his elbows.

I hope they don't let him into the playland.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 02:12:12 pm
I don't think he'll fit through the back door anyway. Not that he couldn't use the excercise.

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: missioncontrol on September 27, 2005, 02:23:03 pm
Start em early


(http://news.agendainc.com/images/mcdo20405.jpg)
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 02:26:15 pm

That's just a really icky breastfeeding photo.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: whammoed on September 27, 2005, 02:27:32 pm

That's just a really icky breastfeeding photo.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed boob
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 02:37:30 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: missioncontrol on September 27, 2005, 02:42:00 pm
mmmmmmmmmmm boob
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 02:49:22 pm
More pics of the new hot Ronnie.

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 02:57:08 pm
Best I could do.  ::)
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 02:58:55 pm
Best I could do.  ::)

You're fired. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Skadar on September 27, 2005, 03:04:42 pm
:o [pic of fat kid chowing down]

The funny thing is, although the picture of the fat kid eating McDonalds is supposed to be a commentary on the sad state of childhood obesity in the United States... that picture appears to have been taken in another country.

Check out the letters on the window sign.  My guess is that it's from Turkey, Israel, or Greece or something.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 03:07:08 pm
Nice to know Ronald has worldwide appeal.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 03:08:06 pm

Did anyone here really say it was a US only issue?  Fat kids are fat kids.  Good catch, though.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: RayB on September 27, 2005, 03:14:19 pm
The funny thing is, although the picture of the fat kid eating McDonalds is supposed to be a commentary on the sad state of childhood obesity in the United States... that picture appears to have been taken in another country.

Check out the letters on the window sign.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 03:15:49 pm

Yeah, but I have never seen one in that language.  Spanish all over the place, French or Quebecois in Canada, but I've never seen one in Turkish or Greek.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 03:18:53 pm
I didn't notice that. Sharp eyes you have there!

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 03:19:18 pm

Did anyone here really say it was a US only issue?

Sorry. I was just trying to inflate my post count.  :P
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 03:28:01 pm
My cat just on the keyboard and left half it's hair on it.

To top it off, it blocked the monitor to this site for 3 minutes. I saved the day by moving the browser to the other monitor.

Take that cat!  8)
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 03:31:04 pm
Your cat cannot match your mouse skills.

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 03:36:36 pm
Your cat cannot match your mouse skills.

Nice.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 03:42:40 pm
The cat's back.

I'm going to sleep. *looking for yawning smiley but fails*
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Stingray on September 27, 2005, 03:51:11 pm
We have a just about to puke smiley. Close enough?

-S
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 27, 2005, 03:52:42 pm

The technicolor yawning smiley.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: stellarola on September 27, 2005, 11:41:54 pm
Debut.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Harry Potter on September 27, 2005, 11:50:07 pm
We have a just about to puke smiley. Close enough?

-S
That'll do.  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Except no I have to go to work so I have no more use for it..... until about 12 hours from now.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Havok on September 28, 2005, 09:22:09 am
links to commercial can be found here..........

havn't seen it yet (stupid dial up)

it's the second link

called: Watch Female McDonald Commercial (.wmv)

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000447.html


Wow, now I want to go to McDonalds and get a McGrand

I have a McWoody...
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Bones on September 29, 2005, 04:40:14 am
I just can't believe that pic. The skin around the wrist is unnatural. Its gotta be a fat suit on a fat kid, but not that fat....
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Minwah on September 29, 2005, 06:01:01 am
I just can't believe that pic. The skin around the wrist is unnatural. Its gotta be a fat suit on a fat kid, but not that fat....

Believe it, it's chunk x10.

Ronald McDonald is evil in any carnation IMO.  This chick one looks better though.  The old Ronald is:

a) Gay
b) Scary
c) a total tw@

A big scary gay tw@ - whoever came up with that for their company mascot must've been on some serious mind-altering drugs.

Edit: auto-censor that, you board
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Bones on September 29, 2005, 06:04:15 am
must've been on some serious mind-altering drugs.
I love serious McMind-altering drugs.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 29, 2005, 09:03:10 am

Better than a McAss altering meal.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: Todd H on September 29, 2005, 10:31:02 am
Ever notice you never see Ronald eat any McDonald's food in the commercials?  Hmmmmm...... :)
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: ChadTower on September 29, 2005, 10:31:44 am

Couldn't do it without smearing the makeup.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald
Post by: RayB on September 29, 2005, 10:43:17 am
They'd also have to pay the actor more.

In unionized commercials, the moment you say anything, you have to be paid extra. If you have to put anything in your mouth/eat you get paid extra. Etc...