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Title: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Havok on September 21, 2005, 10:27:44 pm
So, I finished work today, and was walking to my car. I go and cross the street to the parking lot where my car is, and this chick in a black leather outfit riding a scooter almost runs me over! Quite honestly, my first reaction was not to jump out of the way, but thinking what a goofy looking bike! I had the distinct impression that if she hit me, she would have bounced off me!

Although, now that I think about it, with the black leather jacket and black helmet, maybe it was one of paigeoliver's ninja scooter assassins, sent to exterminate all who ridicule those with scooters, and instead advocate the use of real motorcycles...

Bones - I think you're next. Brush up on your Kung Fu...
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 21, 2005, 11:17:50 pm
I have lots of ninja scooter girls.

Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 21, 2005, 11:19:34 pm
more
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Bones on September 21, 2005, 11:21:27 pm
I actually dig chicks on scooters. I think they look cute & feminine because scooters are for GIRLS!!
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 21, 2005, 11:28:45 pm
Girls love scooters, but you see YOU might realize scooters are just for girls, but THEY don't realize that.
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 21, 2005, 11:30:06 pm
In fact, just about the only time random girls pay lots of attention to me is when I have my scooter.
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 21, 2005, 11:31:22 pm
There are just thousands of pictures of girls on scooters on the internet.
Title: Cheesecake on a scooter.
Post by: paigeoliver on September 21, 2005, 11:32:35 pm
Although I am sure they will all end up in this thread.
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Bones on September 21, 2005, 11:43:02 pm
This may be the coolest thread you have ever posted in. This one is my favourite so far....
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: MaximRecoil on September 21, 2005, 11:43:18 pm
"The message body was left empty." Is that right?
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: allroy1975 on September 22, 2005, 01:08:19 am
yeah...here's a challange....find a pic of a GUY on a scooter!

HA!

Allroy
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: mccoy178 on September 22, 2005, 03:50:28 am
Besides the one at the grocery store, this is the only good scooter, and that is because it provides a service.
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:YeynBsG2uMsJ:www.nd.edu/~ndspd/scooter.jpg)
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: JoyMonkey on September 22, 2005, 08:42:03 am
There should be a strict screening process to be allowed to buy these things. I would say 90% of Americans that use these things (they're everywhere; it's ridiculous!) don't use them because of a serious disability, but because they're too afraid of anything remotely like exercise.

Besides the one at the grocery store, this is the only good scooter, and that is because it provides a service.
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:YeynBsG2uMsJ:www.nd.edu/~ndspd/scooter.jpg)
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Stingray on September 22, 2005, 10:54:31 am
Sweet, Paige turned a perfectly innocent thread into a cheesecake thread. My influence is spreading. ;)

-S
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: tommy on September 22, 2005, 11:00:10 am
In fact, just about the only time random girls pay lots of attention to me is when I have my scooter.

Is that good attention, wondering why, or laughing there ass off attention?  ;D
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: missioncontrol on September 22, 2005, 11:39:23 am
(http://motorcyclephilippines.com/photopost/data/502/2188Scooter_Girl_450.jpg)


(http://www.f1photographs.co.uk/images/Show%20girl%201d_JPG.jpg)
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on September 22, 2005, 11:40:34 am


 :o




Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: missioncontrol on September 22, 2005, 11:42:40 am
O.K. not a scooter but very post worthy

(http://www.gilera-runner.com/girls/3/r1.jpg)
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on September 22, 2005, 11:44:40 am
I would say 90% of Americans that use these things (they're everywhere; it's ridiculous!) don't use them because of a serious disability, but because they're too afraid of anything remotely like exercise.

I was trying to reply to this earlier, but on preview, I was completely distracted by a set of red airbags going off in my face.

Anyhow, I thought it was funny that, at the end of the first season of "Celebrity Fit Club" - a reality show where fat celebrities compete to see who can lose the most weight - the grand prize was a 'Scooter.'  I really don't think they meant it as a joke either.


mrC

Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: missioncontrol on September 22, 2005, 11:50:22 am
Wow this has become much more fun than I had thought at first:


(http://www.f1photographs.co.uk/images/Suzuki%20girl%206d_JPG.jpg)


(http://www.f1photographs.co.uk/images/Suzuki%20girl%207d_JPG.jpg)

Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Havok on September 22, 2005, 12:14:49 pm
O.K. not a scooter but very post worthy

(http://www.gilera-runner.com/girls/3/r1.jpg)

I see a chick pattern here: Scooter = Up to a certain cuteness, Motorcycle = Hot as hell

P.S. And I'm ok with cheesecake turn in this post...
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Stingray on September 22, 2005, 12:24:35 pm
I love this thread, and I haven't contributed a single picture. :)

-S
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: missioncontrol on September 22, 2005, 12:29:02 pm
not cheescake but posted it anyway

(http://stevetrottier.com/wp-content/helmet.jpg)


and now back to our program
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Bones on September 22, 2005, 07:10:18 pm
O.K. not a scooter but very post worthy

(http://www.gilera-runner.com/girls/3/r1.jpg)
That's my bike!! My exact bike, same colour & same model. Brings a tear to the eye.  :'(
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 22, 2005, 07:31:16 pm
How here is a good question. Can anyone guess MY top 3 favorite scooter girls posted in this thread.

IN ORDER.

The only hint is that all of them are in pictures that are not ambiguous as to which girl the picture is of (none are in any group pictures).
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: JoyMonkey on September 22, 2005, 07:54:16 pm
(http://stevetrottier.com/wp-content/helmet.jpg)

LOL!
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: JoyMonkey on September 22, 2005, 10:09:00 pm
How here is a good question. Can anyone guess MY top 3 favorite scooter girls posted in this thread.

IN ORDER.

The only hint is that all of them are in pictures that are not ambiguous as to which girl the picture is of (none are in any group pictures).


Huh, wha? Sorry, I was trying to figure out if this was a screenshot from Dead or Alive 4 and lost track of time:

(http://motorcyclephilippines.com/photopost/data/502/2188Scooter_Girl_450.jpg)
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Havok on September 23, 2005, 12:29:30 am
(http://stevetrottier.com/wp-content/helmet.jpg)

LOL!

Hahaha - took me a sec to notice WHY the helmet looked so funny, at first I thought it was that she had a wack shaped head...
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: DrewKaree on September 23, 2005, 01:36:00 am
How here is a good question. Can anyone guess MY top 3 favorite scooter girls posted in this thread.

IN ORDER.


1(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=43397.0;id=17783;image)


2(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=43397.0;id=17778;image)


3(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=43397.0;id=17775;image)
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 23, 2005, 01:54:58 am
Drew has correctly selected number 3.

Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Bones on September 23, 2005, 01:56:17 am
Drew has correctly selected number 3.
She's a pig dude!!  :o
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: DrewKaree on September 23, 2005, 02:24:43 am
Are we limited to just the pics you posted, or are you enjoying some of the additions to the thread?

What if I swap #1 and #2?

Bones, after your comments about that 2-bag-hag, you are hereby disqualified from making any judgements about anyone ELSE'S taste in wimmins.
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 23, 2005, 02:26:14 am
Swapping 1 and 2 would still be a no go.

I limited myself to scooter pictures and not motorcycle pictures, nor pictures of Asian girls standing by what MIGHT be some sort of scooter.
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: DrewKaree on September 23, 2005, 02:33:19 am
(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=43397.0;id=17779;image)


(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=43397.0;id=17772;image)


(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=43397.0;id=17775;image)
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 23, 2005, 02:37:03 am
You win the Trifecta Drew.

All 3, in order.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: DrewKaree on September 23, 2005, 02:58:13 am
I don't know if it's healthy to be able to peg Paige's taste in wimmins or not. 

The odd part was that I was CERTAIN the chick on the yellow scooter was in the top 3, and #3 was a guess between the final 3 you actually chose, so I'd have gotten at least 1 right in my first guess, I just happened to pick the one that fit that "spot" instead of guessing where the misplaced one actually went, and who it was.

A pervy version of MasterMind ;D
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 23, 2005, 03:01:26 am
Now of course everyone can insult my taste in women.

Girl number one is the clear winner. Attractive and pretty without going overboard about it, innocent with just a hint of naughtiness.

Number two is just good solid girl. Pretty enough where you can be happy about her, but not so pretty where you have to worry about other guys, not too fat, not too skinny, she seems happy, and dresses really conservatively, which is a huge plus in my book.

Number 3 is cute in an "I like to drink lots of coffee and listen to local unsigned bands because I am a unique rebel, really I am, doesn't anyone believe me" kind of way.

The girl you were certain about would have been number 4.
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: DrewKaree on September 23, 2005, 04:07:32 am
Now of course everyone can insult my taste in women.

Girl number one is the clear winner. Attractive and pretty without going overboard about it, innocent with just a hint of naughtiness.

Don't let her man-hands fool you, she's a delicate flower

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Number two is just good solid girl. Pretty enough where you can be happy about her, but not so pretty where you have to worry about other guys, not too fat, not too skinny, she seems happy, and dresses really conservatively, which is a huge plus in my book.

Oh mom!  I knew he was the one for me!  He had me from "but not so pretty where you have to worry about other guys" ;)

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Number 3 is cute in an "I like to drink lots of coffee and listen to local unsigned bands because I am a unique rebel, really I am, doesn't anyone believe me" kind of way.

Bones would prolly disagree, but he's a bag-hag kinda man, so I'll accept that one

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The girl you were certain about would have been number 4.

If she's the girl getting on the scooter in that one shot, she should be number 1+, although she doesn't strike me as the white cotton schoolgirl type. 

Bikini girl has SOMETHING about her that's "off", but I think her outfit turns her into a "crackers in bed" kinda gal for many here.  Oh, and not the bikini girl on the motor-sickle, the one Paige posted is who I mean.  We ARE supposed to be insulting HIS taste in women, right?  Or shouldn't I have read that as a request? ;)

Anyone but Bones is free to chime in.  Bones, you just sit there in the corner and shutty.  Good boy.
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Bones on September 23, 2005, 04:09:18 am
Now of course everyone can insult my taste in women.
Actually man I agree about number one, she is a sexy girl. Hear that dude? I agreed!!  8)
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: paigeoliver on September 23, 2005, 04:32:46 am
Now of course everyone can insult my taste in women.
Actually man I agree about number one, she is a sexy girl. Hear that dude? I agreed!!  8)

And without even a hint of skantitude or falseness.  ;D

Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Bones on September 23, 2005, 04:39:39 am
And without even a hint of skantitude or falseness. ;D
Hmmm... Somehow that wasn't comforting.
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Havok on September 23, 2005, 07:38:59 am
I was was so sure I had it...

Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Stingray on September 23, 2005, 09:45:06 am

And without even a hint of skantitude or falseness. ;D

She looks like a dirty girl to me.

-S
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: missioncontrol on September 23, 2005, 02:29:56 pm
shouldn't we be posting more and not the same ones........
Title: Re: I think paigeoliver tried to kill me!
Post by: Captain_Dingo on September 23, 2005, 06:58:48 pm
Leave it to me to be late to the party...

I looked at that first picture Paige posted, and it looked strangely familiar....

Then I realized that I work about six blocks away from the Sooper B liquor store in the background!

I dunno if that girl's a regular there, but I'll keep an eye out for you next time I drive by, Paige :)