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Title: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: paigeoliver on September 20, 2005, 06:48:55 am
I say certain things repeatedly around here. Which ones are you personally most annoyed with?

You may select multiple choices, so vote away.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: SirPeale on September 20, 2005, 06:57:29 am
I chose option 1.  Although now that I've been working for an arcade company for a while now, I can tell you that newer games are coming right from the factory with plexi.  They're even doing that "use 5/8" plywood, with 1/8" plexi, and route the wood for that thickness" thing.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Bones on September 20, 2005, 07:09:56 am
Let
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Minwah on September 20, 2005, 07:13:41 am
Really man, the scooter thing. This needs to stop and stop now, I find it ugly and offensive and you ought to go hide in the dark and be ashamed of yourself.

What sort of scooters?  Lambretta's / Vespa's are cool.  Mopeds are not.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Bones on September 20, 2005, 07:30:20 am
Mopeds, scooters, everything of this nature.

I dig big bore bikes, I can't even for a moment tolerate the scooter fetish. It's like a genetic condition that I have zero control over.

Scooters. They are like drinking light beer or smoking THC free pot. There simply is no point.  :police:
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Minwah on September 20, 2005, 08:23:27 am
Scooters. They are like drinking light beer or smoking THC free pot. There simply is no point.  :police:

Heh, I can see why you feel like that.  Old Lambretta's etc. can go upto about 70mph tho.  No superbike but a bit more fun than a 30mph moped.  I've always wanted a Lambretta TV200: http://www.scootopia.com/tv200racer.htm
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Bones on September 20, 2005, 08:26:29 am
I've always wanted a Lambretta TV200: http://www.scootopia.com/tv200racer.htm

<shudder>
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: daywane on September 20, 2005, 08:29:47 am
I do not mind a scooter. I just never figured out why people love em.
If you can find one for $500.00 or less OK but more then that get a real bike.
I see them for sail around here for $2,000.00 or more. You can get a nice motor cycle for that much.

As far as the other questions. Nope don't bother me 1 once. I asked them also.
I do have a quick temper but only to things that directly affect me. or a point directed at me I think is false. a simple question, Nope, I do not get up set at
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Minwah on September 20, 2005, 08:29:51 am
<shudder>

LOL  :D
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Minwah on September 20, 2005, 08:33:27 am
I do not mind a scooter. I just never figured out why people love em.
If you can find one for $500.00 or less OK but more then that get a real bike.

Keeping in mind the type of scooter I'm talking about, it probably depends where you come from.  If you're English / British then scooters have the mod appeal of the 60's.  Mods had scooters, rockers had bikes.  I would've been a mod, they're cool.  I have my green parka with me now.  Watch Quadraphenia if you have no idea what I'm on about :)
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Goz on September 20, 2005, 08:34:53 am
I'm going to have to go with the scooters as well. I see where you are coming from on the rest of them. But honestly man I'd have to kick my own --I'm attempting to get by the auto-censor and should be beaten after I re-read the rules-- if I rode a scooter. What ever works for you though. I am still waiting to see a picture of you hauling a cab on a scooter though.  ;D

-Goz
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: daywane on September 20, 2005, 08:41:47 am
plop my butt on a 3 wheeler motor bike.
sigh, Only if I had the funds.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Bones on September 20, 2005, 08:48:59 am
I used to pump gas at a servo part time during my school years. I remember it vividly, it was the mid 80's and some dork rocks up on his scooter with all the tassels and studs in his leather. He looked very foolish.

He asked me to fill it up and it took like $1.20

This was more than a decade before I discovered motor bikes but even then, in a moment of clarity, something told me this was all wrong and that I should want nothing to do with such clownery.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 20, 2005, 08:59:19 am
This is my idea of a scooter:

(http://ironhorseroadhouse.com/inventory/2003-Indian-Chief-edit.jpg)

So clearly I chose the scooter thing as my first choice. Coming in a close second is the plexi on the CP thing. I hate that more than Bones hates Lambrettas.

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Havok on September 20, 2005, 09:11:01 am
Scooters are a bit on the homo-ish side...
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 20, 2005, 09:15:05 am

And motorcycles are a bit on the organ donor side, so it evens out pretty well.

Scooters - efficient but dorky
Motorcycles - superiority complex leads to natural selection

Take a guess at the mortality statistics for scooters vs motorcycles.  Some people seem to care about living more than others.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Bones on September 20, 2005, 09:20:39 am
Chad... Dude... You got it all wrong. Chicks dig bikes and dudes with bikes. We copulate more often thereby increasing the population with more of our genetic material. It don't matter if we become casualties because our seed is already spread from countless woman lining up to root us.

Just correcting your natural selection theory.......
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 20, 2005, 09:22:43 am

Not sure how it is in Australia, but I know those chicks here.  I would rather they not reproduce.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Tiger-Heli on September 20, 2005, 09:24:08 am
I'm supporting Bones and voted for "Scooters are cool" b/c they're simply not.  They may be functional, fuel efficient, practical transportation - debatable, but not cool . . .
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Minwah on September 20, 2005, 09:39:25 am
I used to pump gas at a servo part time during my school years. I remember it vividly, it was the mid 80's and some dork rocks up on his scooter with all the tassels and studs in his leather. He looked very foolish.

This is the thing.  A mod doesn't wear leathers.  He dresses quite smart (suit) but with a green army parka.  Leathers on a scooter is not cool.

I still stick by the view that they are cool.  I saw and chatted a guy and his chick in Oz (Townsville) on a lovel blue 60's Vespa.  His chick was very hot.

I'd just like to say I like bikes too, I mean how cool is the teardrop gastank Harley in Easy Rider!  But I couldn't handle a big bike (I'd drop it) so I wouldn't even consider getting one.

I wonder if people who don't dig scooters also don't dig these: http://www.aidan.co.uk/data_sheetVanFRedSamba5911.jpg.htm

These are very cool too, and believe me the chicks love 'em (my mate has a beaut...van I mean).
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Goz on September 20, 2005, 09:42:35 am

I wonder if people who don't dig scooters also don't dig these: http://www.aidan.co.uk/data_sheetVanFRedSamba5911.jpg.htm

These are very cool too, and believe me the chicks love 'em (my mate has a beaut...van I mean).

Double Slug bug!
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: RayB on September 20, 2005, 09:43:33 am
There's nothing gay about the Honda Helix. It's rather large and highway legal.

Anyways, Paige... I voted for the scooter option only. Everything else you need to keep harping on about. Ok?


Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 20, 2005, 09:44:31 am
The VW Microbus is cool regardless of your opinion about scooters. :)

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Bones on September 20, 2005, 09:47:07 am
I own a 1973 Kombi camper. I Originally went searching for one of those but they are as rare as hens teeth.

Yes, very cool.  8)
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Sephroth57 on September 20, 2005, 10:04:54 am
600$ computers for MAME rule, some people like playing games beyond 8 bit pixels =P

Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Buddabing on September 20, 2005, 10:23:39 am
#4 and #6



Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: GGKoul on September 20, 2005, 10:50:29 am
How can you forget your classic advice of...  "Having an "O" and "K" buttons on your cab is the sign of an excellent cab"

Too funny! :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: shmokes on September 20, 2005, 10:52:12 am
I voted scooters, but immediately regretted it.  I like the threads that your scooter advice spawns.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 20, 2005, 11:00:52 am
I voted scooters, but immediately regretted it.  I like the threads that your scooter advice spawns.

Yeah, good point. I want to withdraw my scooter vote. This forum wouldn't be the same without all the scooter bashing.

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 20, 2005, 11:04:20 am

I believe paige is the only one who has actually bashed a scooter.  The rest of us just talked a lot of crap.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Shape D. on September 20, 2005, 11:07:20 am
Question:      Which advise are you tired of hearing?

Plexiglass is for conversion cabs with holes under the overlay.
Or people who want something to clan easily and not worry about wear on their cp art.

That bump on the back of your cabinet makes it harder to build, and transport, and makes it less stable, and is far from "authentic".
What bump? Sounds lame though.

Player 3 and 4 do NOT get rotated sticks.
Unless you want to waste money on something you can't use

You will never use the 3rd and 4th joysticks (unless you have children or live in a dorm).    
I would maybe add that you would use them rareley even with kids.

Why does your cabinet have to break into multiple pieces?
I couln't own one that had that, unless the line was hidden so well you can't see it.

A $50 computer kicks ass for mame, that other $600 you spent was wasted.    
I think it depends what type of games you want to play. I'd say $150

Don't extend, enlarge, or otherwise try to wrangle more control panel room out of a classic cabinet. It looks terrible, every time.    
I concur.

Buy a coin door for God's sake, they only cost $20.    
Mine was free.

Scooters are cool!    
Seek help.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 20, 2005, 11:11:21 am
I just re-read the plexiglass thing ad realise that I misunderstood it. I thought you were saying that you should put plexiglass over holes in the CP rather the doing a proper repair. But now I see that you meant that the only reason to have plexi on the CP is if the CP is screwed and you're too lazy to fix it. I still hate plexi on the CP, but I'm a firm believer in laziness, so I have to withdraw that vote too. Please continue as you were Paige. :)

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: shmokes on September 20, 2005, 12:12:54 pm

I believe paige is the only one who has actually bashed a scooter.  The rest of us just talked a lot of crap.

That's quite possibly the least funny joke in the history of mankind.  Restrain yourself.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 20, 2005, 12:13:29 pm

I swung and missed.   :P
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: missioncontrol on September 20, 2005, 01:01:39 pm
I choose the coin door one just for the reason that if demand goes down then prices go down then I'll buy em all up then change my vote so that you will start recomending coin doors again so that the prices will go up so I can resell them all.....

then I'll make a fortune  ;D
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Santoro on September 20, 2005, 01:06:12 pm
That bump on the back of your cabinet makes it harder to build, and transport, and makes it less stable, and is far from "authentic".
What bump? Sounds lame though.

Not so much a bump as a cosmetic 'cutout' on the lower back part of a cab.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 20, 2005, 01:54:11 pm
It may not be authentic, but I like what it adds to the look, personally.

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: MaximRecoil on September 20, 2005, 03:51:32 pm
I voted for "other" which would be something along the lines of "Hey, you can pick that machine up for $100, check your local paper."

That may apply in your area or other forum members' areas, but not in many areas, Central Maine for example, especially if you are looking for a specific title.

I actually agree with most of your sentiments up there; other than "scooters are cool", lol.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: dmsuchy on September 20, 2005, 06:21:36 pm
My cab has the "bump" it als breaks into pieces, hell it's tough to lug 300 pounds of MDF down to the basement! I also like scooters, Bones you better be careful or Liam Gallager of Oasis will punch ya in the face! Just kiddin but he owns a huge collection of vintage scooters, think Quadrafinia! But Bones if it makes you feel better I own a 900cc Duck Super Sport also, sold the Honda Elite on Ebay earlier this summer since the wife didn't ride it anymore. Forgot where I was going with this...........Just read your post MinWah, I also loved that Who movie!
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Kremmit on September 21, 2005, 12:36:19 am
I only voted for "You will never use the 3rd and 4th joysticks (unless you have children or live in a dorm)."

Some people really do have friends over on a regular basis.  I routinely have 4-5 guys in my game room.

The rest of it, needs to be repeated over and overand over and over, for all the new kids.

Except the scooter bit, that needs to be repeated over and over, just for laughs.  :D
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: DrewKaree on September 21, 2005, 01:15:57 am

You will never use the 3rd and 4th joysticks (unless you have children or live in a dorm).    
I would maybe add that you would use them rareley even with kids.


2 boys, each inviting a friend over, OFTEN leads to 4 player madness - to the tune of at least once during the weekend, and sometimes 2 or more when school's not in. 

It's nice schooling 16-year olds who think they can take you in a game simply because you don't enjoy games like Half Life or Doom or whatever the young whippersnappers are playing nowadays. 

Oh, and beating their @$$ in Madden makes me "First Pick" against their new sucker friends when they wanna goof on 'em.  I'm raisin' 'em up good! ;D
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: danny_galaga on September 21, 2005, 07:26:50 am
none of the above. all your advice is sound (",)
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 08:58:46 am

I used to be the wrestling game ringer for my younger brother in law.  He'd bring around whatever friend claimed to be unbeatable in something like WCW Vs NWO World Tour and I'd proceed to slap him around for a half hour before finally deciding to pin him and end it.

Then we'd turn on the N64.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Edgedamage on September 21, 2005, 09:22:54 am
Mopeds, scooters, everything of this nature.

I dig big bore bikes, I can't even for a moment tolerate the scooter fetish. It's like a genetic condition that I have zero control over.

Scooters. They are like drinking light beer or smoking THC free pot. There simply is no point.  :police:

Wrong scooters are cool!!
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 09:23:54 am

Stingray, photoshop that so the flame is coming out of his butt.  Immediately.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 21, 2005, 10:12:06 am
Gives a new context to the mask that he's wearing doesn't it?

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Goz on September 21, 2005, 10:13:57 am
Ring of fire... caution this happened to me once.

Say no to lots of beer and habanero peppers.

-Goz
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 10:49:53 am

So, now we've taken a fake photo and faked it further to make it funnier.  Could we do something more time wasting?
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 21, 2005, 10:56:52 am
Edit: moderated myself again. I was tempted to take another cheap shot at a certain multi-arcade machine producer. This is starting to give me intestinal cramps.

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 10:57:59 am

Put the dude in outer space fighting some Ties.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Goz on September 21, 2005, 11:09:04 am
Edit: moderated myself again. I was tempted to take another cheap shot at a certain multi-arcade machine producer. This is starting to give me intestinal cramps.

-S

Photoshop his head on Tess. It may seem childish, but at least Bones would give it a toss  ;D jk
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 11:10:18 am

Well his head has to be at least as attractive as hers.  I mean he IS alive.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Goz on September 21, 2005, 11:14:10 am
on second thought she had a more masculine face than him. How about giving him moobs.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 11:18:54 am

Mmm, gynecomastia.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 21, 2005, 11:21:34 am
-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 11:31:40 am

Dude that's better than I expected.  It's like my own personal fark.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 21, 2005, 11:57:06 am
-S ;D
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Bones on September 21, 2005, 05:15:37 pm
Photoshop his head on Tess. It may seem childish, but at least Bones would give it a toss ;D jk
I stand by my original comments. There ain't nothing 2 paperbags can't fix.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: shmokes on September 21, 2005, 07:20:28 pm
C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old.  She's a bombshell for her age.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Bones on September 21, 2005, 07:27:28 pm
When 900 years you become, look so good you will not.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 09:31:26 pm
C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old.  She's a bombshell for her age.

So?  Given the choice between a live grenade and an unexploded land mine from World War I, I'll choose the grenade.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: DrewKaree on September 21, 2005, 09:55:48 pm
C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old.  She's a bombshell for her age.

So?  Given the choice between a live grenade and an unexploded land mine from World War I, I'll choose the grenade.

Given that same choice, I'd fight you for the grenade
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 22, 2005, 10:56:05 am
C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old.  She's a bombshell for her age.

So?  Given the choice between a live grenade and an unexploded land mine from World War I, I'll choose the grenade.

Given that same choice, I'd fight you for the grenade


Given the choice I'd take a beer and slab of bacon.

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 22, 2005, 10:57:09 am

Now I know why Stingray named it cheesecake.

beer, bacon, cheesecake... dude weighs 450lb.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Shape D. on September 22, 2005, 11:03:17 am

Now I know why Stingray named it cheesecake.
actually he stole that from saint.
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: ChadTower on September 22, 2005, 11:04:43 am
The new vision of Stingray (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/viscera/)
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: Stingray on September 22, 2005, 01:24:55 pm
Sadly, I'm just a little wimp in real life.

-S
Title: Re: Worst paigeoliver advice
Post by: danny_galaga on September 23, 2005, 09:38:37 pm
C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old.