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Title: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Harry Potter on September 18, 2005, 09:21:11 am
This week's been crazy. Got a speeding fine, nearly ran down a naked man and now I just returned from a 2 hour gun siege rubber-necking session near my house. A few shots were fired, one man got shot and died later in hospital. Best of all, they got the ---tallywhacker---.  :police:

And hooray for my 500th post.  :D :D
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Sephroth57 on September 18, 2005, 10:24:05 am
crazy aussies
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Stingray on September 19, 2005, 10:18:45 am
Quote from: bosss7 on September 18, 2005, 09:21:11 am
Best of all, they got the ---tallywhacker---.  :police:



Wow, right in the ---tallywhacker---. That was a pretty good shot. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Minwah on September 19, 2005, 10:40:14 am
That's nothing.  I saw a pigeon with chocolate on his beak and feet in Melbourne  :)
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: NiN^_^NiN on September 19, 2005, 10:51:46 pm
well i've seen someone get run over by the train in melbourne  ::)

its really not pretty
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Bones on September 19, 2005, 10:56:51 pm
Any city with trams can't be trusted as far as I am concerned.
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Harry Potter on September 20, 2005, 12:16:05 am
Quote from: BrokenBones on September 19, 2005, 10:56:51 pm
Any city with trams can't be trusted as far as I am concerned.
Niether can a city with a monorail.
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Stingray on September 20, 2005, 09:08:04 am
Quote from: bosss7 on September 20, 2005, 12:16:05 am
Quote from: BrokenBones on September 19, 2005, 10:56:51 pm
Any city with trams can't be trusted as far as I am concerned.
Niether can a city with a monorail.

 Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!

-S
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Bones on September 20, 2005, 09:16:36 am
That's funny man. When Bosss threw the monorail comment out there I immediately went looking for a decent Simpsons pic but failed...

You could say great minds think alike but I would probably disagree .
Title: Re: Siege time in suburban Melbourne
Post by: Stingray on September 20, 2005, 09:17:26 am
Great minds think alike, and so do ours. ;)

-S