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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Crazy Cooter on September 04, 2005, 06:13:42 pm
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Just a warning...
Spending a few days on a surgeons table and eating nothing but hospital food makes Cooter very angry. Don't expect my trademark good behaivior. ::)
Especially now that I'm no longer "leet". >:(
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What's a leet & why does it take a few days to remove it? Sounds uncomfortable...
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rofl
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C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?
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C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?
why would you want to know ::)
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C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?
why would you want to know ::)
Perhaps I am considering cock enlargement surgery. Why would you want to know? ::)
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C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?
I don't think their mutually exclusive. With today's advances in modern medicine I think they can make it longer, fatter and turn it black too!
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I don't think their mutually exclusive. With today's advances in modern medicine I think they can make it longer, fatter and turn it black too!
Yes. They can do some amazing things...
(http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/buy_atari_model.jpg)
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I didn't think they COULD make it fatter. I know there are a whole bunch of ways to make it longer (all based on the fact that half your unit is internal), but I didn't know there was any way to make it fatter!!n ???
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It's a strange thing...
When a man puts on excessive weight he gets a fat gut, fat legs, fat chin, fat fingers, fat neck, fat head, fat elbows, fat eyelids, yet the pride and joy does not benefit by any expansion in girth.
When a woman gets fat at least her hooters increase in size which can be a wonderful thing.
It's like gods little joke against men or something....
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It's a strange thing...
When a man puts on excessive weight he gets a fat gut, fat legs, fat chin, fat fingers, fat neck, fat head, fat elbows, fat eyelids, yet the pride and joy does not benefit by any expansion in girth.
When a woman gets fat at least her hooters increase in size which can be a wonderful thing.
It's like gods little joke against men or something....
Not only does a man NOT benefit by gaining weight, he actually has a small actual reduction in that area (more of it is underneath the surface of the skin), and a rather large apparent reduction in size. It isn't that it is REALLY much smaller, but it LOOKS a lot smaller compared to the large stomache and legs.
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C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?
why would you want to know ::)
Perhaps I am considering ---auto-censored--- enlargement surgery. Why would you want to know? ::)
To quote an infamous man who built his own coffin and disguised it as a control panel:
"ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer"!
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To quote an infamous man who built his own coffin and disguised it as a control panel:
"ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer"!
in
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I just think you're heinous. Notorious....only after word of your control-panel-coffin gets out, or you get your funeral on the front page of /. or something.
Nothing on the "deefer, deefer"? I thought that was pretty good for the mad libs reply
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Nothing on the "deefer, deefer"?
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Let's just say the "Full Member" beneath my name should be updated to "Humongous Member".
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Man why did you have surgery for that? I see adds all the time where you can buy some pills for $25 and add 3 inches overnight. I know it's true cause it's on the Internet.
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yep insted of surgery you should have just checked your spam box
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yep insted of surgery you should have just checked your spam box
What's that? Some kind of dirty American slang for female genitalia?
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Instead of beating around the bush. What was the surgery and whast teh scientific name for it? I need to know... for my friend... yes.. my friend..
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yep insted of surgery you should have just checked your spam box
What's that? Some kind of dirty American slang for female genitalia?
The sound you just heard was Mt. Dew spraying out my nose and all over my monitor.
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Dudes... he didn't get it enlarged. He got it reduced and tucked. He has a mangina now.
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Dudes... he didn't get it enlarged.
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He's back, and he's Pissed On.