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Title: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 09:47:27 am
Just watched Armageddon on TV. Yeah I know the movie sucks but....

I had forgotten how incredibly beautiful Liv Tyler is. I am going to give Jessica Simpson the flick from this moment forward. Liv is now my number one girl, she is absolutely adorable.




Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 09:51:08 am
She's pretty cute, no doubt about that. She certainly didn't get those looks from Daddy. :)

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Sephroth57 on September 02, 2005, 09:52:12 am
id hit it
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: JoyMonkey on September 02, 2005, 09:55:35 am
I like to remember that Aerosmith video where she shakes her leather-clad ass in slow motion while filling a car with gas. I think that we should all take a minute to contemplate that scene...
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 10:01:57 am
id hit it
Watch your mouth kid or you're gonna find yourself floating home.  :police:
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 10:08:51 am
id hit it
Watch your mouth kid or you're gonna find yourself floating home.  :police:

On that note, I'd take a circa 1983 Carrie Fisher in her slave girl outfit over Liv anytime.

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 10:13:58 am
Nooooooooooooooo!

Liv has it all over bagel girl, and I happen to like bagel girl.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 10:16:53 am
Nooooooooooooooo!

Liv has it all over bagel girl, and I happen to like bagel girl.

You're certainly welcome to your opinion even if it is wrong. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: nighthawk2099 on September 02, 2005, 10:22:12 am
Ah yes....

My favorite little Elf.

 ;D
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 10:24:10 am
C'mon Stingray. Don't make me jump on a plane and have to beat you with an innocent Ewok.

Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 10:26:37 am
Ewoks are disposable. Bring some Aussie beer with you if you're headed this way.

(http://www.sith.nl/episode6/cutscenes/leiaproductionshot.jpg)

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 10:30:20 am
 :angel:
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: M3talhead on September 02, 2005, 10:31:52 am
She's pretty cute, no doubt about that. She certainly didn't get those looks from Daddy. :)

-S

She got daddy's mouth, thats for damn sure! ;D
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 10:33:31 am
Liv's a babeasaurus rex, no argument there, but does she have what it takes to kill a Hutt?



The world may never know.

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 10:42:47 am
OK. Now I am just gunna play dirty.

Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: PetitMorte on September 02, 2005, 10:51:33 am
Liv's a sexy redhead in One Night at McCool's (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203755/). 

(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_One_Night_at_McCool's/liv_tyler_one_night_at_mccool's_004.jpg)

(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_One_Night_at_McCool's/liv_tyler_one_night_at_mccool's_006.jpg)
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 10:54:13 am
See, now that's why I threw in the circa 1983 comment. And I agree, you're playing dirty. Give me a time machine and we'll see how Liv looks in a couple decades.

And where's my Aussie beer?

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Goz on September 02, 2005, 03:52:24 pm
I'd still nail Carrie Fisher for bragging rights of bangin Princess Leia, but there might have to be some bacon involved  ;D
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 04:05:46 pm
That's the spirit!

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 02, 2005, 04:56:40 pm
Liv is very fine indeed. So is Carrie.


 :police:

I'll settle for a Liv and Carrie sandwich (but that's cause I'm greedy)  ;D
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 04:59:31 pm

I'll settle for a Liv and Carrie sandwich (but that's cause I'm greedy)  ;D

There's definitely nothing wrong with that. :)

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 02, 2005, 05:03:44 pm
well I'd have to keep doing it until it was considered wrong....
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 06:25:09 pm
See, now that's why I threw in the circa 1983 comment. And I agree, you're playing dirty. Give me a time machine and we'll see how Liv looks in a couple decades.
Forgive me. I am just confused over this new fascination I have for a non-blonde. This is history in the making.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 02, 2005, 06:48:10 pm
I am just confused over this new fascination I have for a non-blonde. This is history in the making.

I have allways found woman with dark hair amazing........
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 07:13:28 pm
Every girl I have ever been fascinated with has had long blonde hair and large breasts. It is a combination I find works incredibly well.

But now.....This brunette thing (and she don't even have big boobs), is invading my comfort zone. Arrggghh!
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 02, 2005, 07:27:29 pm
(http://www.pinballrebel.com/game/pins/card/elvira.jpg)

 ;D


(http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/joan-jett/joan-jett-009-img.jpg)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 02, 2005, 07:34:54 pm
(http://www.championship_606.ursatech.com/images/DaisyDuke.jpg)

Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 07:52:57 pm
Nah, I am thinking real Brunette beauty. Like Kelly Clarkson...

Daisy and that other robbers dog don't do much for me.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 02, 2005, 08:00:00 pm
ahhhh the perfect brunette

(http://www.celebjoy.com/jessica_hahn/jessica_hahn.jpg)

Jessica Hahn

 ;D
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 02, 2005, 08:06:46 pm
Just stop it man. Between this thread and the now breast thread, I ain't getting anything done on my cabinet. It's Saturday morning here OK? Just quit it.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 02, 2005, 08:10:34 pm
I have just been watching Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" video....

The one with Jessica Hahn

mmmmmmmmm

very nice
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: NIVO on September 03, 2005, 01:02:11 am
playin dirty or not, Bones just scared the crap outta me with that Carrie pic. MAN HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NIVO runs away!
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: duffjr on September 03, 2005, 04:07:21 am
watch empire records to see some hot shots of liv tyler.

(http://www.terababes.com/pornstars/images/10/52/3602x0c9719bd2e0dbbe707bb5d3a0fca3c5d.jpg)
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 03, 2005, 08:42:19 am
couln't find any pictures of her in the white dress on Whitesneake's car:

(http://www.candidcritic.com/images/tawny.jpg)


Tawny Kitaen
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 03, 2005, 08:45:41 am
By a totally bizare coincidence Star Wars was on TV tonight and I ended up vegging out in front of it. Yep, Carrie Fisher certainly did have it happenning.  :o
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: missioncontrol on September 03, 2005, 08:56:13 am
she's a Robo-babe

If she where president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

She makes me feel funny, kinda like climbing the rope in gym class


(http://digilander.libero.it/tiacarrereit/tia_sexy/images/TiaCarrere10.jpg)
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: SirPeale on September 03, 2005, 09:32:41 am
couln't find any pictures of her in the white dress on Whitesneake's car:

(http://www.candidcritic.com/images/tawny.jpg)


Tawny Kitaen

She's a bit worn now.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/kitaenmug1.html
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: ChadTower on September 04, 2005, 04:07:53 pm

But Tawny Kitaen beat up her husband... 6' 5" MLB All Star Chuck Finley.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: duffjr on September 06, 2005, 12:35:00 am
(http://www.eonline.com/Features/Live/Lostinspace/Gallery/Images/rogers.jpg)
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 06, 2005, 12:56:37 am
(http://www.eonline.com/Features/Live/Lostinspace/Gallery/Images/rogers.jpg)
Pig.

*Edit. Bones was wrong. She is some hot milf.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: duffjr on September 06, 2005, 01:04:11 am
 ;D  have you seen full body massage?
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 06, 2005, 02:20:48 am
;D  have you seen full body massage?
I must confess, the answer is no. Does she not appear as pig-like in this?
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: DrewKaree on September 06, 2005, 02:26:48 am
(http://www.eonline.com/Features/Live/Lostinspace/Gallery/Images/rogers.jpg)

That stuff is pronounced "Lah-may", but in her case, it should be pronounced as it looks.

She looks "lame" in that outfit.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 06, 2005, 02:37:19 am
She looks "lame" in that outfit.
No Drew, she looks like a pig.


*Edit. Bones was wrong. She is some hot milf.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 06, 2005, 02:47:02 am
;D  have you seen full body massage?
Ohh my. I just did some research. That is some high quality milf there. All posts will be edited.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Goz on September 06, 2005, 09:08:22 am
Semi topical stretching to another thread here

(http://www.propstore.com/images/products/92/lis-suitdvd1.jpg)
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 06, 2005, 05:15:30 pm
Hah! It all becomes clear now why a search for Mimi Rogers pics produced the other posted gimp costume.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Kremmit on September 06, 2005, 06:32:36 pm
Where is Liv?  Who are these other hags? I came here for Liv.  I demand Liv!
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 06, 2005, 06:42:52 pm
Ahhh... much better. Soooooo pretty.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 06, 2005, 06:56:52 pm
So damn pretty.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: AceTKK on September 06, 2005, 11:37:47 pm
I can't believe nobody has posted a pic of Liv in those aforementioned leather pants from the video.  Talk about hawt...
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: duffjr on September 07, 2005, 05:24:19 am
i don't mean to ruin the moment but you can see liv topless in stealing beauty.  this will help you find out what movies will satisfy your urge to see your favorite celeb naked.  http://www.mrskin.com/star_search.htm

you can also find snapshots at other sites from the movies for those who are oblivious.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 07, 2005, 09:25:35 am
I can't believe nobody has posted a pic of Liv in those aforementioned leather pants from the video.  Talk about hawt...

Oddly enough, I cannot seem to find any.

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Goz on September 07, 2005, 09:32:27 am
I can't believe nobody has posted a pic of Liv in those aforementioned leather pants from the video.  Talk about hawt...

Oddly enough, I cannot seem to find any.

-S

Here's one, although not great quality...

(http://www.perfectidiot.com/liv/liv1.jpg)

-Goz
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Goz on September 07, 2005, 09:46:31 am
Here's a nice mix from McCools...

(http://www.perfectidiot.com/liv/liv2.jpg)
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 07, 2005, 09:48:45 am
Gozur gets a gold star.

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Kremmit on September 07, 2005, 10:31:22 pm
5 gold stars.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 07, 2005, 10:35:09 pm
i don't mean to ruin the moment but you can see Liv topless in stealing beauty.
I don't need to see Liv topless. Sure her body is sensational but it's her face I adore.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Kremmit on September 08, 2005, 03:00:19 am
I don't need to see Liv topless. Sure her body is sensational but it's her face I adore.  :angel:

Sometimes that's all you need.  :-*

Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: shmokes on September 08, 2005, 04:02:09 am
I read or heard an interview with the guy who runs Mr Skin.  OMG, he is an encyclopedia of nudity.  You can ask him about ANY actresses nude scenes, no matter how minor, and he can tell you what movies and where in the movie the nude scenes featuring that actress can be found.  The interviewers had done homework and picked out obscure movies with obscure actresses to prepare for the interview.  The guy is like the Rain Man of boobs.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 08, 2005, 09:24:56 am
Mr. Skin is awesome. He's on a local radio station here about once a week. That guy knows every possible euphemism for female body parts imaginable.

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Goz on September 08, 2005, 09:34:43 am
The guy is like the Rain Man of boobs.

This made me chuckle hard enough to shoot ramen out of my nose.

**disclaimer - this was not ramen with bacon

-Goz
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 08, 2005, 09:39:32 am

This made me lchuckle hard enough to shoot ramen out of my nose.

**disclaimer - this was not ramen with bacon



Good thing, we can't let you waste bacon even if it did shoot out your nose.

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: duffjr on September 08, 2005, 10:14:43 am
if i considered myself a real pervert, i would definitely sign up for his site.  i just know i'd spend so many sleepless nights and need rehab though.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Goz on September 09, 2005, 09:15:05 am
Sorry.... I cant let the Liv thread die yet.

Someone with photoshop skills needs to remove the berry and put a piece of b4con in her mouth.

(http://tecnologia.tiscali.it/Italy/tecnologia03/sfondi/celebrita/media/liv-tyler1.jpg)

-Goz
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 09, 2005, 09:30:08 am
It sounded like a good idea in theory, but in practice it's fairly gross.

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Goz on September 09, 2005, 09:33:04 am
Yeah you are right..... bet something else would be better suited  8)
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Stingray on September 09, 2005, 09:41:37 am
I can't imagine what you might have in mind. :angel:

-S
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 09, 2005, 06:07:07 pm
Very, very uncool.... Poor Liv,
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Kremmit on September 09, 2005, 11:11:46 pm
I can't imagine what you might have in mind. :angel:

-S

Ask Evil Spock.  ;)
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: DrewKaree on September 12, 2005, 01:24:20 am
Less strawberry.  More speedbags.
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Bones on September 12, 2005, 02:56:27 am
One more derogatory comment directed towards my wonderful Liv and I am locking this thread. 
:police:
Title: Re: Liv Tyler
Post by: Minwah on September 12, 2005, 05:03:19 am
I never thought much to Liv until LOTR.  She's a pretty tasty Elf!