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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Stingray on August 29, 2005, 01:53:28 pm
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...is like planting seeds from an unmarked package. Sometimes you think you know what's going to sprout, but it almost always grows into something unexpected. I think the bacon I had with lunch my have been rancid.
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to add to the randomness, i just got a new Shure 57 Beta Microphone that arrives today =) cant wait to do some recording
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Stash it in the drawer, on, when your chick comes over. It would make a nice MameWAH sound scheme.
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Quick throw it against a wall. $10 says it will still work.
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oh yeah it will, those shure mics are insane. we have a shure 58 in my band thats been dropped and banged like 20 times and its still perfect.
oh and i wouldnt need to stash the mic, shes the one that put the webcam on record last time.... oops
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So when do we see the footage?
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See now there's my point exactly. Who would have guessed that this thread would quickly turn into everyone asking Seph to post video of he & his lady doing the naughty?
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I didn't ask him to post video of himself. I won't even notice he's there.
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well its one of those 20$ labtec webcams at 640 resolution, its kinda crappy quality...
but anyway, about microphones lol
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Yeah, sound > than webcam footage.
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I propose that Seph:
1) Buy a high quality camera
2) Eat some bacon.
3) Talk GF into getting naked
4) (Very Important) Stay out of the shot
5) Start taking and posting pictures
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I don't care if he is in the shot or not. He could be in there taping bacon to his asscheeks, we're not going to look at him if she's there.
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Well Ive already done all those steps, minus the eating bacon (which i will do now to make up for it), cept it was with my ex... lol
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and i would PM ppl a link to them cause i dont care lol, but that would make me depressed looking at them cause people will be like whoa shes hot and ill be like yeah i know... bah =P
But think of the revenge! (plus the rest of us get to oogle your ex).
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really i could use some depression, Ive been having writers block lately and im like 70% done with the song im working on. My best lyrics came from the time when i felt like dieing.. heh
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Okay, so send them out, and we'll make fun of you for porking a hag.
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We've already been relentlessly poking fun at your ultra-ghey choice in video games today? What more can we do in the way of depression induction?
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Really i could use some depression... My best lyrics came from the time when i felt like dieing...
I have a phone number for a Nihilist Glee Club I belong to, that should do the trick!
1-800-WHY-LIVE
They don't usually pick up the phone though, because, you know....why? We're all just going to die anyhow...life is pointless. There is no meaning to our existen......oh, forget it.
mrC
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Really i could use some depression... My best lyrics came from the time when i felt like dieing...
I have a phone number for a Nihilist Glee Club I belong to, that should do the trick!
1-800-WHY-LIVE
They don't usually pick up the phone though, because, you know....why? We're all just going to die anyhow...life is pointless. There is no meaning to our existen......oh, forget it.
mrC
That's utterly brilliant! ;D
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Actually he should get the girl to get naked and tape bacon to her buttcheeks then post the pics. naked bacony goodness
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Actually he should get the girl to get naked and tape bacon to her buttcheeks then post the pics. naked bacony goodness
Sick and disturbing, but somehow also brilliant.
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Halfassed.
Have her tape the bacon to her shoulder blades. That way you have something to munch on while you watch TV over the back of her head.
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Okay, I just laughed so hard that I think I may have soiled me armour. Good thing I already gave up wiping.
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oh yeah it will, those shure mics are insane. we have a shure 58 in my band thats been dropped and banged like 20 times and its still perfect.
I keep going over it in my mind, and for the life of me, I can NOT figure out how you guys can possibly bang a microphone, much less 20 times.
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Actually he should get the girl to get naked and tape bacon to her buttcheeks then post the pics. naked bacony goodness
well i actually told her about chads idea from the other thread, i was informing her if she ever wanted to wake me up with breakfast , to hang cooked bacon strips from her nipple rings and wake me up by putting them near my face and letting the bacony aroma wake me
she said maybe...
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oh yeah it will, those shure mics are insane. we have a shure 58 in my band thats been dropped and banged like 20 times and its still perfect.
I keep going over it in my mind, and for the life of me, I can NOT figure out how you guys can possibly bang a microphone, much less 20 times.
Step one: Make sure you're using non-conductive condoms. I cannot stress enough how important this step is.
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Me and my girlfreind need to have a conversation about bacon
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C'mon Seph, link, link, link!!
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Sure mister "I've got pictures of camping chics that I made everyone think were dirty and never sent anything out cuz they weren't really dirty"
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Sure mister "I've got pictures of camping chics that I made everyone think were dirty and never sent anything out cuz they weren't really dirty"
I claimed to have pictures of English backpacker girls sporting something in their mouths and a wet substance on their face.
If memory serves me correct, I delivered. :P 8)
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I claimed to have pictures of English backpacker girls sporting something in their mouths and a wet substance on their face.
/me whips his head around frantically looking for this
whatnow? Where was all this? Why wasn't I notified earlier of these goings-on?
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whatnow?
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Hijackings... but I didn't get a PM then, so PM now.
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Hijackings... but I didn't get a PM then, so PM now.
They wouldn't interest you. No speedbags.
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Harsh!
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I claimed to have pictures of English backpacker girls sporting something in their mouths and a wet substance on their face.
/me whips his head around frantically looking for this
whatnow? Where was all this? Why wasn't I notified earlier of these goings-on?
It was all just a cruel hoax. You missed nothing.
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Posting in the everything else forum is the single bst way to inflate post count....
Oooh thats one more.
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You don't get to 4474 by posting meaningful information.
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You don't get to 4474 by posting meaningful information.
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No doubt, ever been to Neo Geo Forums (http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/index.php?). They have people with 10,000 + posts that mock people for being n00bs and they don't really post anything of use. Up until recently I had wondered how people ended up with so many damn posts and its all abundantly clear now.
Maybe the first person on this board that gets to 10,000 posts should get the 'golden bacon' award ;D
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I have been to the Neo-Geo boards. Didn't take long to realise that it's about 99% trash talking kids who have no real info to offer at all. I'll stick with BYOAC.
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Didn't I see you on the Neo-Geo forum? ;)
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I have been to the Neo-Geo boards. Didn't take long to realise that it's about 99% trash talking kids who have no real info to offer at all. I'll stick with BYOAC.
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Yeah...where it's 99% trash talking ADULTS who have no real info to offer at all. :P
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
mrC
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I have been to the Neo-Geo boards. Didn't take long to realise that it's about 99% trash talking kids who have no real info to offer at all. I'll stick with BYOAC.
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Yeah...where it's 99% trash talking ADULTS who have no real info to offer at all. :P
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
mrC
I should have seen that coming, but somehow I did not. Well, I set it up, you were obligated to knock it down. :)
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I have been to the Neo-Geo boards. Didn't take long to realise that it's about 99% trash talking kids who have no real info to offer at all. I'll stick with BYOAC.
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Yeah...where it's 99% trash talking ADULTS who have no real info to offer at all. :P
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
mrC
Yeah, but doesn't thsi very post confirm the truth in that statement?
Where would we be without bacon? In Stingray's case, I think he'd be working to crack the 2000 post mark right now ;)
I'd be working to get out of single digits ;D
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OK Seph, it's like this.
I am a patient man and I have waited over a day now, but still no nudy link to your ex girlfried has been supplied publicly or directly to myself.
I don't want to, but I will drape myself in bacon and post a different erotic pose everyday in your mailbox until my demands are met. It will be very aesthetically displeasing.
You have 24 hours to meet my demands.
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It's diserotic terrorism.
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Things are getting ugly in a very real sense.
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I don't want to, but I will drape myself in bacon and post a different erotic pose everyday in your mailbox until my demands are met. It will be very aesthetically displeasing.
We've all seen your picture you posted of yourself. You wouldn't know how to pose erotically if your life depended on it. That, and your disgusting man-boobs take any chance of eroticism and flush it right down the toilet.
I can't seem to stop shivering, and it ain't even cold in here :-X
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I don't remember his picture. You can't make me try.
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I don't remember his picture. You can't make me try.
I seem to have either missed it or possibly my subconsious is supressing the memory. Either way, I'm good with it.
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That, and your disgusting man-boobs take any chance of eroticism and flush it right down the toilet.
No man boobs here however I am working on a 30 year plan to develop some.
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MOOBS!
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I'm pretty sure that moobs inspired the advent of the word "drek".
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