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Title: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: dogg0 on August 24, 2005, 09:35:08 am
can we please have some more toast posts?

(http://www.oxford.anglican.org/youthblog/archives/toast.jpg)
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 09:36:57 am

Put some bacon on that toast.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 09:38:23 am
Toast is okay, but it really needs bacon.

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Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 09:39:37 am

This post is like saying forget the vodka, what we should focus on is the vermouth.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Goz on August 24, 2005, 09:54:05 am
Boobs
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 09:56:53 am
Gozur makes a valid point.

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Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 09:58:40 am
Valid, and useful, but it should be kept separate from the bacon.  There is a time and a place for boobs, and there is a time and a place for bacon.  Both deserve full attention and you can't give two things full attention at the same time.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: SirPoonga on August 24, 2005, 10:00:56 am
Unless you watch Hot Shots where you get both in one scene.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 10:04:41 am

Yeah, but the problem with that is that you have to watch Hot Shots.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 10:21:27 am
Chad makes a valid point.

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Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: pointdablame on August 24, 2005, 11:54:33 am

Yeah, but the problem with that is that you have to watch Hot Shots.

and not even bacon, toast, boobs, or any combination of the three is worth that.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Sephroth57 on August 24, 2005, 02:31:02 pm
im about to go bacon crazy in someones mouth
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 02:33:12 pm

so, uh, that we know, what end does bacon crazy come from?
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: JoyMonkey on August 24, 2005, 02:44:55 pm
If you can find it, this bread makes the greatest toast in the world:
(http://www.brennansbread.ie/images/packshots/FamilyPan.jpg)
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: dogg0 on August 24, 2005, 03:20:19 pm
so thats what toast comes from... always thought it just appeared on a plate with bacon
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 03:22:32 pm
I have this machine in my kitchen.

(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/toaster3.jpg)

You put bread in it and a few minutes later, toast pops out. Where does the bread go?

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Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: SirPoonga on August 24, 2005, 03:39:28 pm
/me is dissapointed, Hot Shots is an awesome movie :)
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Zakk on August 24, 2005, 03:51:35 pm
Microwave for fast bacon goodness, and toaster for fast toaster goodness.  All in one!

(and hotshots was a good movie)
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 04:32:39 pm
Tha's awsome, but in the spirit of this website, I think I'll build my own. What works well for radiation poisoning?

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Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 04:35:16 pm

Becoming a superhero.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 04:45:22 pm
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Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Crazy Cooter on August 24, 2005, 04:51:04 pm
Microwave for fast bacon goodness, and toaster for fast toaster goodness.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 04:52:54 pm

That Avenger just doesn't do it.  For one thing, he looks like a fruity Scot.  He's standing there holding what appears to be someone's vas deferens, and he looks about as mighty as Frank Purdue.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 04:54:17 pm

That Avenger just doesn't do it.  For one thing, he looks like a fruity Scot.  He's standing there holding what appears to be someone's vas deferens, and he looks about as mighty as Frank Purdue.

Which is pretty much what you'd expect if I were a superhero.

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Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 04:55:02 pm

Wouldn't that make you a mediocrebystander?
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 04:56:21 pm
I'm actually still trying to decide whether or not I want to ask what "vas deferens" means...

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Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: ChadTower on August 24, 2005, 04:57:38 pm

If you do, you may want to have minimize on standby.  You're going to come up with a lot of penis anatomy charts.
Title: Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
Post by: Stingray on August 24, 2005, 05:08:04 pm
Right on!

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