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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Ed_McCarron on August 23, 2005, 02:36:17 pm
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OK, I've been reading this forum for appx a year now, and the (seemingly recent?) fascination with bacon intrigues me.
Myself, I'm particular to baked ham, but will eat bacon if presented with it at breakfast. It's not like I'll go out of my way to find that particular hunk-o-pig.
Why bacon? Is the preferred method of preparation burned crisp beyond recognition, or limp, with fatty goodness attached?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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You just described my thought process when I enter a nudey bar.
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the real question should read.....
Why Not Bacon
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my real question: why not spam?
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Spam is bacon's bastard cousin. Let us never speak of it again (unless we feel like it).
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Spam is bacon's bastard cousin. Let us never speak of it again (unless we feel like it).
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Perhaps "Treet" is more to your liking.....
(http://bimshwel.tripod.com/treet.jpg)
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on a more serious note...
i recomend that everyone in here eat kimchi chigea (kimchee soup). make it with extra spam and bacon, great stuff.
(http://park.org/Cdrom/Pavilions/Kimchi/img/060.jpg)
pure pork heaven.
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Does that stuff go into, or come out of, a pig... ??? ???
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that bowl is way too colorful, i dont like eating stuff thats bright orange =p
as for bacon, it is clearly a superior meat
and on a side note, ive been farting all day and it smells like beef
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Does that stuff go into, or come out of, a pig... ??? ???
Does it really matter?
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Does that stuff go into, or come out of, a pig... ??? ???
i've only had it a few times, but to answer your question:
i dont know
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OK, I've been reading this forum for appx a year now, and the (seemingly recent?) fascination with bacon intrigues me.
What I want to know is why you've been here for approximately a year and you waited this long to ask? Clearly your thought process has been hindered by lack of bacon, and you're only digging yourself a deeper hole with each passing day. Why, grasshopper? Bacon does NOT work via osmosis. Put it to use, and you shall learn.
Myself, I'm particular to baked ham, but will eat bacon if presented with it at breakfast. It's not like I'll go out of my way to find that particular hunk-o-pig.
:'( mommy, make the bad man stop! :'(
Why bacon? Is the preferred method of preparation burned crisp beyond recognition, or limp, with fatty goodness attached?
The method isn't the magic, it's the meat, man! I can't believe you don't get that it's the meat.
.....'topes win......'topes....win :(
(http://www.kultiges-onlineshop.de/simpsons/_images/5001382.jpg)
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Bacon is great..
On a sandwich...
.. in an omlette
or a la carte!
On a potatoe <--- for you Dan Quayle fans
.. in baked beans
or wrapped around a fillet mignon!
:D
mmmm I probably prefer a la carte but on a baked tater is good stuff too.. I do not like it real limp.. not burned to a crisp either... a little crispy yet still meaty.
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I like sausage about 100 times more than I like bacon. There just doesn't seem to be any substance to bacon.
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wtf paige is some weird spock guy
and i hate sausage, it tries to immitate bacon but fails.
and for bacon cooking techniques, i like soft and meaty, no crispy bacon for me
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I like sausage about 100 times more than I like bacon. There just doesn't seem to be any substance to bacon.
You don't have to remind us how much you like the sausage. We know.
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Paige has been taken over by Mirror-Spock, which would explain his newfound loathing for bacon. There's only one thing for it. Tie him to a photon torpedo and put him out the nearest airlock.
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wtf paige is some weird spock guy
That is the Evil Alternate Universe Spock, who has a goatee, since he is from an evil alternate Universe. Of course the evil Spock ends up being the same, but with a goatee (since Spock is dedicated towards logic and law, and is pretty neutral on the good/evil axis).
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wtf paige is some weird spock guy
Evil Alternate Universe Spock
That would be Mirror-Spock, not Evil Alternate Universe Spock. And you call yourself a Trek fan. For shame. ;)
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A wise man once said "Bacon is the one food that makes all other food worth eating..." I can't recall which wise man; but it was either Al Bundy or Homer Simpson.
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heh.... who else noticed that Paige said he loves sausage
/me giggles
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heh.... who else noticed that Paige said he loves sausage
/me giggles
The sausage comment plus Pat Boone and Bjork, etc...
/me shakes his head
[disclaimer] not that there is anything wrong with that [/disclaimer]
-Goz
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Yes, there is something wrong when one of us loves the sausage too much.
Pat Boone is a man's man. In Pat Boone's world, Bjork is the person who gets an asskicking for leaving the red m+ms in the bowl backstage.
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I think the bacon thing might be just a fad. Remember about a year ago everybody wanted to be a pirate? And before that there was a bunch of people trying to make their own arcade machines! Weirdos.
The bacon will die down eventually on this forum, but it will forever live on in our hearts (litteraly).
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I will not allow the bacon to fade.
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:)
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Get an image from that music video. One where she is dancing with the tray. Make it a tray stacked with bacon.
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DANCING BACON!!! (http://38.112.130.165/Videos/Medium_QT/breakfast_dance.mov)
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DANCING BACON!!! (http://38.112.130.165/Videos/Medium_QT/breakfast_dance.mov)
Thats awesome! I wish there were more spin-offs of that Citro
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I say to heck with the bacon, this forum (and its cholesterol laden occupants) needs a new favorite food item.
I propose Ritalin.
;D
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I say to heck with the bacon, this forum (and its cholesterol laden occupants) needs a new favorite food item.
I propose Ritalin.
;D
Ritalin would destroy the posting habits of 99% of us in EE.
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That stupid thing dances way better than I do.
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There is such a thing as Pork Jerky. Has any hardcore Bacon eaters tried it?
It seems to me that if there were you could have Great Bacon taste at your fingertips anywhere any time of the day. No hassles of refrigeration, cooking or hot grease splatter.
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If its jerkey, its not bacon, now is it?
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So the other day Jessica was jerkin' my bacon and...
This probably isn't the right forum for that story.
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Damn, its contagious.
I stopped at the local hotdog place to pick up lunch... Without thinking, I promptly ordered 2 texas tommies - which are hotdogs, wrapped in BACON.
It was such a subconcious decision, I have to blame it on BYOAC.
Hm... BYOAC/BACON... Only one letter off as anagrams.
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Hm... BYOAC/BACON... Only one letter off as anagrams.
woah.... that's deep
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Bacon !?!?!?
Y'all are HEATHENS. Do you hear me? HEATHENS!
Pancetta is the only cured meat worthy of discussion.
The Prosciutto Integration Guild (PIG) stands ready to educate you to the joys of Pancetta, and hear confession of the consumption of mediocre cured meat products.
Your penance -- eat a 1/4 pound of pancetta.
ScoopKW
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What the hell's a pancetta? Who let this guy in here? ;) ;D
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Pancetta is cured Prosciutto -- available at any decent Italian butcher.
It also goes by the name "Spek" in German-speaking areas.
It's what bacon aspires to be.
ScoopKW
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Shall we rename it BACOY so that we can anagram it?
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Build Arcade Controls Own Your. Almost how Yoda would say it.
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Scoop, you've been out in the Florida sun too long. If'n you keep it up and throw a little butter on yourself, you may reach proper crispiness, but you'll never be as good as bacon.....the same as any OTHER meat you try to say is "better" than bacon.
There is no "better", only "different", "worse", or "I wouldn't eat that with YOUR mouth!" ;D
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I don't feel like commenting in this thread.
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I don't feel like commenting in this thread.
Well that was a letdown. ;)
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I don't feel like commenting in this thread.
Well that was a letdown. ;)
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I was thinking tommy had disappeared until this. Now, I'm just wondering if he posted an "I'll be away from my desk eating bacon" thread and I just missed it.
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I have been posting a bit less lately, however i do make the time to get my bacon posts in and also find time to call chad a jackass when i can. ;)
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I have been posting a bit less lately, however i do make the time to get my bacon posts in and also find time to call chad a jackass when i can. ;)
That's working your plan, man! Set small goals at first, then when you can meet those regularly, move up to bigger goals.....next you'll be eating half a package of bacon a day!
tommy "the tank" speedbags. It has a ring to it ;)
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tommy "the tank" speedbags. It has a ring to it ;)
Not so much a ring. More of a dull thud. ;D
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Want some? Get in line behind Tommy (",)
I have been waiting in line for my motor bike for sometime now, when are you going to give it up?
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Eyes off the motorbike. I just got to get rid of a couple more bike thieves and it will be returned to its rightful owner.
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Tommy Speedbags. Short and to the point.
Well, wrinkly and to the left, anyway.
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you guys needs to goto fark.com and add bacon to some of the photoshop topics.
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This thread need more bacon (and Elvis I might add)...
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Bacon should be added to the forum's auto-censor list. Some of the bacon comments would sound filthy; newbies would thing we're all a bunch of perverts.
Edit: I know we're all perverts anyway, I meant more perverted than the average bacon muncher.
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If it's good enough for The King it's good enough for me.
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This thread needs even MORE bacon...yum yum!
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Yes folks I have solved the riddle of BYOAC. Bacon Your Own Arcade Controls. No need for anagrams. Help a brotha out and lets get some photoshop backing of this. Bacon On(formerly known as Game On)!
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Haha! Look at NIVO's sig... lol