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Title: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Joss Stone on August 12, 2005, 09:16:05 pm

Jessica was right, Bones is the devil himself!  I need a lawyer's help taking out a restraining order against him.  Shmokes, when will you have your lawyer's training done?

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Stingray on August 12, 2005, 09:41:20 pm

Ooh, does this mean we all get to have cutie pop star alter-egos? I call Britney Spears. :)

-S

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: danny_galaga on August 12, 2005, 10:01:22 pm

and ive got dibs on helen baldwin (",)

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: missioncontrol on August 12, 2005, 10:10:31 pm

double the pleasure.....

Double the fun........

Olsen twins for me.............


 ;D

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: DarkKobold on August 12, 2005, 10:16:10 pm

Christina Aguilera  for me! Woot Woot!

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Jessica Simpson on August 13, 2005, 07:14:03 am

C'mon Joss. You don't have to do that.

As you very well know, there is a LOT of Bones to satisfy the pair of us stunning woman and our perverted needs. I can and will share.

Bones deserves a special treat after all the hard work he has been doing on his cabinet. You should see his muscular physique shimmer under the warm Australian sun.

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Bones on August 13, 2005, 07:22:15 am

This way to the Kombi ladies.  :P

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
 

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: danny_galaga on August 14, 2005, 08:47:29 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on August 12, 2005, 10:10:31 pm

double the pleasure.....

Double the fun........

Olsen twins for me.............


 ;D

um, arent they really emmaciated, anorexic freaks? so you're still only getting the same as one normal woman!

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Bones on August 14, 2005, 09:21:18 pm

Quote from: danny_galaga on August 14, 2005, 08:47:29 pm

um, arent they really emmaciated, anorexic freaks? so you're still only getting the same as one normal woman!

Yeah but you get 4 boobies. Sure they are small, but there are still 4 nipples. You also get two ummm.....better stop here.  :P

I for one endorse missioncontrol's comments.  8)

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: danny_galaga on August 14, 2005, 09:35:15 pm

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 14, 2005, 09:21:18 pm

Quote from: danny_galaga on August 14, 2005, 08:47:29 pm

um, arent they really emmaciated, anorexic freaks? so you're still only getting the same as one normal woman!

 You also get two ummm.....better stop here.

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Stingray on August 15, 2005, 08:51:58 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 14, 2005, 09:21:18 pm

I for one endorse missioncontrol's comments.  8)

As do I. The second I read it, I thought "Dammit, why didn't I think of that!"

-S

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: missioncontrol on August 16, 2005, 11:17:11 am

Quote from: danny_galaga on August 14, 2005, 09:35:15 pm

well, if you're lucky you get three options with some girls anyway! having 6 is just greedy!

well then just call me greedy...........

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Stingray on August 16, 2005, 11:18:41 am

You're greedy. ;D

-S

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: shmokes on August 17, 2005, 12:04:48 am

Unfortunately we're looking at a few more years before I'm practicing, considering I haven't even started law school yet.  But if you can hold out, I promise I'll nail that bastard.  In the mean time I get Adriana Lima.

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Bones on August 17, 2005, 02:38:21 am

All I did your honour was flash my donkey kong.

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Joss Stone on January 07, 2006, 09:03:33 am

I've printed out your horrible, horrible comments Mr Bones and I'm going to the judge on Monday! 

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: missioncontrol on January 07, 2006, 09:08:09 am

missioncontrol is here for you to guard you against bones........

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: Harry Potter on January 07, 2006, 10:47:19 am

Sue his sorry ass for all he's worth ($3.54)

Title: Re: Restraining order against Bones
Post by: philcollins on January 07, 2006, 08:23:38 pm

Since I already had my pop star alter ego, I figured I had to make an appearance. 

By the way, the doctors removed that trackball, and I'm feeling much better now.