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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: missioncontrol on August 08, 2005, 03:36:11 pm
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next time your wife gives you crap about our hobby tell her at least your not this guy.........
A guy with some explaining to do... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050808/od_nm/italy_wife_dc;_ylt=AufWFGuzzgo8hqPFw.r2yB3tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)
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Six hours without missing her. Hilarious.
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The husband told police he hadn't missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.
come one man you can think of a better lie than that.......
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The husband told police he hadn't missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.
come one man you can think of a better lie than that.......
Yeah, seriously. In six hours, my wife would have asked me to stop for a bathroom break at least three times.
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not too mention within minutes upon being on the road this starts:
"your driving too fast"
"your to close to that car"
"are you sure your going the right way"
"you better check the map"
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not too mention within minutes upon being on the road this starts:
"your driving too fast"
"your to close to that car"
"are you sure your going the right way"
"you better check the map"
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That's why he said "he hadn't <missed> her", not that "he didn't notice she wasn't there"
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poor guy, he aint gonna get any for a month. She will always remind him "So you did not even miss me ha ?". :o
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poor guy, he aint gonna get any for a month. She will always remind him "So you did not even miss me ha ?".
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I'll bet the story is missing 2 very important details.
It was probably nighttime, and the car probably had a rear view mirror that had fallen off the windshield.
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perhaps the 3rd most important detail would have been that he is deaf
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perhaps the 3rd most important detail would have been that he is deaf
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or blind ?
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perhaps the 3rd most important detail would have been that he is deaf
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or blind ? :o
then that would be a different story all together. :D
no just dumb
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Well my trip up to Indiana and back confirmed it........
There is no possible way that you could ever leave your wife and not notice for 6 hours..........
allthough I never successfully left her behind but thought it might be fun to try............
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Not many vehicles can drive for six hours straight without needing more fuel.
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Not many American cars anyway. Don't forget that they actually have cars that get decent fuel economy in Europe.
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Not many vehicles can drive for six hours straight without needing more fuel.
Here in MA you can be on the road for 6 hours and only go 50 miles.
poor guy, he aint gonna get any for a month. She will always remind him "So you did not even miss me ha ?".
He's married and his wife chooses to sit in the back rather than with him. That dude hasn't had any in a long time.
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He's married and his wife chooses to sit in the back rather than with him. That dude hasn't had any in a long time.
Good point.
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My truck doesn't have the best gas mileage, but it has a huge tank. I can go for 6 hours on a full tank. I'll be burning fumes by the end, but I've done it before.
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6 hours is just about how long a tank of gas last in the wife's battle wagon we took...........
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Think about it.
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or found a brothel to hang out in...........
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I'm giving him the benefit of doubt, based on having his young daughter in the car with him, but who knows...
Geo
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theres now 51 ways to lose your lover ;D
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He actually abandoned her, but then ran out of clean socks.
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doesn't he know that once the socks are dirty they can be worn inside out and be considered clean........
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doesn't he know that once the socks are dirty they can be worn inside out and be considered clean........
hey, have you been spying on me and going thru my socks
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He probably remembered that eventually the baby would need a diaper change. ;)
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Ahh.. as much as I love women.. it was probably a peaceful 6 hours.. :D
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He probably remembered that eventually the baby would need a diaper change. ;)
911 transcripts:
operator (o) - 911 how can I help you
Husband (H) - yes dear god help
o- calm down sir
H- my kids diper is dirty
o- sir this line is for real emergencies
H- oh yeah. and my wife is missing.........