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Title: Lock down those nuts, Private!
Post by: ChadTower on August 05, 2005, 03:40:08 pm

http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/08052005/news/56211.htm

Check the cop's name...

Title: Re: Lock down those nuts, Private!
Post by: Stingray on August 05, 2005, 03:52:52 pm

I'm not sure I even want to know how you found that particular article. ;D

-S

Title: Re: Lock down those nuts, Private!
Post by: ChadTower on August 05, 2005, 03:54:57 pm

Saw it posted here (http://www.newenglandfootballleague.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1264).

Title: Re: Lock down those nuts, Private!
Post by: DrewKaree on August 05, 2005, 08:06:40 pm

I'm hoping to run into the OFF-DUTY policeman Officer Squarenuts so I can get a picture of his badge ;D

Title: Re: Lock down those nuts, Private!
Post by: nostrebor on August 06, 2005, 10:06:06 am

 "He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock."

WOW!

Can you imagine getting this call as a locksmith? :o

Title: Re: Lock down those nuts, Private!
Post by: Stingray on August 06, 2005, 12:50:00 pm

Quote from: nostrebor on August 06, 2005, 10:06:06 am

Can you imagine getting this call as a locksmith? :o

Imagine getting the call? Sure. Imagine actually taking the job? If I live my entire life without ever having to unlock a set of strawberry speedbags, I'll die happy.

-S

Title: Re: Lock down those nuts, Private!
Post by: DrewKaree on August 06, 2005, 04:21:46 pm

Quote from: nostrebor on August 06, 2005, 10:06:06 am

"He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock."

WOW!

Can you imagine getting this call as a locksmith? :o

I've got one better.  Fireman buddies got a call to a house - the guy had been humping his bathtub faucet and was "stuck" in some fashion or other and when they got there, he wanted them to "please hurry...my WIFE  :o will be home soon"!

The heat generated by the saw they had to use to remove the faucet....Mrs Nozzle-in-the-nozzle informed them when she DID come home before he was removed that "I don't give a damn what you have to do.  Maybe cutting the faucet off will get him to STOP this crap!"

And you guys who think your wife not having a problem with a cab in the house are kind and understanding beyond belief!   ;)