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Title: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 01:42:38 pm
I would like to thank the following people who have contributed to me not having to see chad respond to my threads anymore. I have done some tests and it seems i have gotten rid of him foir good.  ;)

Missioncontrol, without you none of this would be possible, thankyou.

Drew, you are at the heart of all needless posts and have played a great part in this, thankyou.

Brokenbones, you have given me some good posts to repond to, thankyou.

Stringray, you were always there to point out the obvious, thankyou.

Chad, keep doing what your doing, thankyou.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 28, 2005, 01:44:27 pm
Who's this Stringray guy?

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 01:47:29 pm
Who's this Stringray guy?

-S

I must have been thinking you had a good string of posting the obvious.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on July 28, 2005, 01:48:36 pm
ummmmmmmmm  :-\ o.k.  :-\
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Sephroth57 on July 28, 2005, 02:00:30 pm
wtf , lol
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 02:01:22 pm
You guys can't understand a joke with no toast or bacon in it?
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 28, 2005, 02:03:00 pm
I'm afraid that is sadly, tragically, the case.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 02:04:54 pm

Without toast or bacon, the joke lacks toast or bacon.

This joke also lacks humor, and that makes it too much for us to get.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 28, 2005, 02:06:12 pm

Without toast or bacon, the joke lacks toast or bacon.



Wow, that's heavy.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Sephroth57 on July 28, 2005, 02:08:18 pm
hold on guys ill save this thread



(http://photos1.flickr.com/105316_7ca0d611fb.jpg)

woot bacon toast and eggs!!! FTW
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 02:10:46 pm

Nice.  Just had my lunch, too.

Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 02:13:39 pm
I just had lunch also.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: M3talhead on July 28, 2005, 02:15:50 pm
If you'd posted something in the header like "NSFW pics of Mary, Queen of Scots!1!!!111! ", you might have gotten more replies.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Sephroth57 on July 28, 2005, 02:16:47 pm
all this talk of toast and bacon is making me hungry for breakfast food. I think im gonna get breakfast for lunch
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on July 28, 2005, 02:21:08 pm
but then you'll have to eat lunch for dinner.........

after that it gets really complicated........
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 02:23:02 pm

The other day my 3 year old asked me this question:

Q:  What are only things you can't have for dinner?

A:  Breakfast and lunch.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 28, 2005, 02:33:31 pm
I'll show that kid! Tonight I'm having breakfast for dinner.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on July 28, 2005, 02:55:09 pm
I'll show that kid! Tonight I'm having breakfast for dinner.

-S

 :o

but what about the space and time continuem thingy.......

you could disrupt the whole universe...........


Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 28, 2005, 03:02:29 pm
Hey, that's the universe's problem.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 03:05:46 pm

He-Man disagrees.

(http://www.loonietimes.com/gallery/He-Man-Skeletor.gif)
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on July 28, 2005, 03:10:16 pm
don't forget his sidekick Orko:

(http://images.comicbookresources.com/previews/ww2003/day2/day2_v_orko.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 03:12:50 pm
Cool.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 03:15:08 pm

He looks like he's bowing in submission.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 03:19:33 pm
Don't ask me why i'm posting these.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 03:21:57 pm
I bet that pic was a lot cooler before it was converted to jpg and shrunk.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 03:25:15 pm
I posted this one on project optimus for AD.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 03:33:02 pm

He's belting out a power ballad.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 28, 2005, 03:41:11 pm

He's belting out a power ballad.

LOL. If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would be shooting out my nose right now.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 03:50:25 pm
The funny thing is he would be....on any other day.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Bones on July 28, 2005, 05:14:47 pm
I have no understanding of this bacon fetish that pops up from time to time.

Pigs sleep and root in sh1t. That
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: DaveMMR on July 28, 2005, 05:20:26 pm
Generic post.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Q*Bert_OP on July 28, 2005, 05:25:36 pm
. :D
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: shmokes on July 28, 2005, 05:45:15 pm
Dogs eats its own feces.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Bones on July 28, 2005, 05:54:01 pm
I don
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: AmericanDemon on July 28, 2005, 05:57:38 pm
Nani?
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 06:02:48 pm
I don
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: DrewKaree on July 28, 2005, 11:28:56 pm

I would like to thank the following people

Drew, you are at the heart of all needless posts and have played a great part in this, thankyou.


I thought I would have to die before someone understood my genius :'(  No tommy, thank YOU....thank YOU tommy :P

Who's this Stringray guy?

-S

I thought that was your super-hero alter ego.  I pictured a guy in tights strapped with holsters full of string cheese. 

Don't ask me why i'm posting these.

Those, or all 1553 (as of this posting) ???  I mean, if you're gonna put those kind of constraints on me, I don't know that I can help you any longer! 

Is there anyone we CAN ask?  I'm sure many have been wondering the same thing.

You guys can't understand a joke with no toast or bacon in it?

Sure, just keep adding to the questions ::) 
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 28, 2005, 11:41:13 pm
In my estimation the only time i truely did not know why i was posting something was in response to one of your silly comments. Actually, half of my posts have been trying to fight you off of me, brudda.  Down boy down...  ;D
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: TheVengeance on July 28, 2005, 11:44:02 pm
In my estimation the only time i truely did not know why i was posting something was in response to one of your silly comments. Actually, half of my posts have been trying to fight you off of me, brudda.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: DrewKaree on July 29, 2005, 12:01:27 am
Allow me to treat you two rank amatures like the red-headed stepchildren you are ;D
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 29, 2005, 12:07:29 am
Allow me to treat you two rank amatures like the red-headed stepchildren you are ;D

I was expecting alittle more content in that post. 

Vengeance tell him where it's at.


Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: TheVengeance on July 29, 2005, 12:11:45 am
Allow me to treat you two rank amatures like the red-headed stepchildren you are ;D

Well, actually he is right! Believe it or not, I am feeling a little rank about now, so please forgive my offending odors!
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 29, 2005, 08:52:00 am

Who's this Stringray guy?

-S

I thought that was your super-hero alter ego.  I pictured a guy in tights strapped with holsters full of string cheese. 



My secret is out.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 29, 2005, 08:59:45 am

What good is string cheese to a superhero?  He needs spray cheese.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 29, 2005, 09:26:00 am
Sex, sex sex, must get sex into it. Wait, I see a television commercial- There's this nude woman in a bath holding a bit of your string cheese. That's great, great, but we need a doctor, got to have a medical opinion. There's a nude woman in a bath with a doctor--that's too sexy. Put an archbishop there watching them, that'll take the curse off it. Now, we need children and animals. There's two kids admiring the string cheese, and a dog admiring the archbishop who's blessing the string cheese. Uhh...international flavor's missing... make the archbishop Greek Orthodox. Why not Archbishop Macarios? No, no, he's dead... nevermind, we'll get his brother, it'll be cheaper... So, there's this nude woman....

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on July 29, 2005, 01:42:27 pm
Allow me to treat you two rank amatures like the red-headed stepchildren you are ;D


 :o


hey.......

I've got red hair......  >:(
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: PetitMorte on July 29, 2005, 02:30:12 pm
I like pie.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on July 29, 2005, 03:09:23 pm
I like pie.

you mean like the Texas Onion Bacon Pie

(http://users3.ev1.net/~fontlady/food_photos/texas_onion_bacon_pie.jpg)


mmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 29, 2005, 03:11:15 pm
It looks and sounds disgusting, yet I'm sure I'd love it.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 29, 2005, 03:14:36 pm

I hate onions.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on July 29, 2005, 03:19:06 pm

I hate onions.

well in that case I recomend the lunch beef bacon pie

(http://www.vegemite.com.au/recipes/Lunch/images/lunch_beef_bacon_pie_image.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 29, 2005, 03:24:33 pm

I usually won't eat random foods like that, I'm too distrusting of the ingredients.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 29, 2005, 03:27:41 pm
Eat now, think later.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 29, 2005, 03:28:54 pm

No, eat now, know what you're eating.  That's why I usually order a steak.  Hey, nice steak, what's in it?  ---smurfing--- beef, you dillhole.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on July 29, 2005, 03:33:31 pm
hmmmmmmmmm

I think Chad has eaten one to many mad cows.........
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on July 29, 2005, 03:33:51 pm
I'll just have a slice of toast, medium-well.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 29, 2005, 03:37:41 pm

I have eaten one to many mad cows, just not sure exactly how many since you gave such a large sample range.

It's definitely more than one, and probably many, but not sure just where in between one and many it actually falls.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 29, 2005, 04:07:22 pm
Jeez, the EE section has turned into a complete nonsence section now it seems.

Notice i said complete as it was before it was only half.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on July 29, 2005, 04:15:43 pm

What I said makes perfect sense to those of us who passed both English and math.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 29, 2005, 04:20:31 pm
LOL chad, that wasen't directed at you or anyone. It just is a fact more then ever it seems.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Sephroth57 on July 29, 2005, 04:21:26 pm
(http://www.allhatnocattle.net/haterade.jpg)

I think chads been drinkin too much H8erade
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on July 29, 2005, 04:33:46 pm
Drinkin it? He is the founder.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: DrewKaree on July 29, 2005, 10:39:57 pm

What good is string cheese to a superhero? 


Thankfully, Batman didn't have your lack of imagination.  If he had, there never would have been a "same bat time, same bat channel".  If we've got to EXPLAIN what good string cheese is to a superhero, then clearly the problem lies with you :P

Who's this Stringray guy?

-S
I thought that was your super-hero alter ego.  I pictured a guy in tights strapped with holsters full of string cheese. 
My secret is out.

-S

Zip the fly on your superhero costume and that'll solve it ;D


There's this nude woman in a bath holding a bit of your string cheese.


I thought all the kids nowadays were calling it "secret".  And why is she holding just a bit of it?  Is she afraid of your superhero "string cheese"? 
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on August 01, 2005, 09:33:35 am
My string cheese is mighty. Fear it.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on August 01, 2005, 10:33:02 am

I hurt my back yesterday.  Right now I do fear it.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Sephroth57 on August 01, 2005, 11:11:33 am
old man
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on August 01, 2005, 12:45:49 pm

Your Aunt Hilda is calling.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Zakk on August 01, 2005, 02:13:38 pm
To actually bring this thread on topic, I would like to add a post:

Life is great...why?
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on August 01, 2005, 02:20:06 pm

Life is great...why?
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on August 01, 2005, 02:20:59 pm
THIS is a picture of my secretary

Without knowing anything else about what you do for a living, I'm willing to concede that your job is way better than mine.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: missioncontrol on August 01, 2005, 02:23:03 pm
heck he's got a secretary. I know his job is way better than mine..........
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Stingray on August 01, 2005, 03:19:34 pm
Well I've got a secretary too, but she doesn't look anything like the one in that pic.

-S
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on August 01, 2005, 03:20:32 pm

And yet he does things like post her picture on a message board, which is a defining item on the list of sexually harrassing behaviours.

I'm calling her attorney.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Zakk on August 01, 2005, 03:43:39 pm
Her attourney is my attourney, and he was the one that wanted me to take the pic ;)

However, Chad is right, and since he is so worried about people's right to privacy, I will remove the pic.

Thanks Chad, for pointing out my wrongdoings!
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on August 01, 2005, 03:48:34 pm
Nobody cares about what chad says.  Boobies.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Dartful Dodger on August 01, 2005, 04:24:14 pm
And yet he does things like post her picture on a message board, which is a defining item on the list of sexually harrassing behaviours.

When I saw the original picture, I was going to post another "What not to post on the internet..." PSA, but I was to busy to write one up.

Taking down the picture was smart.  Removing all text references you made about her would be smarter still.

Your company company could be watching/reading everything you do.

I don't have to worry about that though, because my employers are terrific, I love my job, because of my wonderful job, my life truly is great.

Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: shmokes on August 01, 2005, 04:55:00 pm
I hate Chad and DD.  And I never saw the pic.  Coincidence?
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Zakk on August 01, 2005, 05:01:28 pm

When I saw the original picture, I was going to post another "What not to post on the internet..." PSA, but I was to busy to write one up.

Taking down the picture was smart.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Sephroth57 on August 01, 2005, 05:03:43 pm
man i missed it, chad sucks
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: tommy on August 01, 2005, 06:40:00 pm
man i missed it, chad sucks

It wasen't anything special, just a big breasted woman.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Bones on August 01, 2005, 06:42:54 pm
Sounds pretty special to me....  :o
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on August 01, 2005, 06:58:31 pm
Fine, babies, here.

(http://images3.bangbros.com/ballhoneys/shoots/es1161/t1/big2.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Bones on August 01, 2005, 07:03:33 pm
Crickey!!!

I also "know" of that website and it's a safe bet she is not a shy girl....
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Sephroth57 on August 02, 2005, 11:30:58 am
to add to the "life is great" theme here


my "fvck friend" is on her way to my work, to bring me lunch, and then do it in my office.... yeah i rule thanks =P    (Im alone in the office today =)
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on August 02, 2005, 11:31:42 am

Make sure to hit her chin piercing.
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: Sephroth57 on August 02, 2005, 11:33:29 am
lmao
Title: Re: Life is great
Post by: ChadTower on August 02, 2005, 01:09:16 pm
to add to the "life is great" theme here


my "fvck friend" is on her way to my work, to bring me lunch, and then do it in my office.... yeah i rule thanks =P