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Title: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: dogg0 on July 28, 2005, 09:10:37 am
i slouch all the way down in my chair so my neck can rest against the top of the back of the chair. then i roll my chair all the way under the desk so i can rest my elsbow on the desk. I stretch my legs out, and I just took a 10 minute nap!
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: Stingray on July 28, 2005, 09:15:54 am
I always wear the kind of shoes that i can slip on and off at work. At any given moment I have my shoes off and my feet up on a box under my desk. It ain't the recliner at home, but it's not bad. :)

-S
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 09:21:53 am

You're both fired.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: Sephroth57 on July 28, 2005, 09:22:09 am
i never wear shoes at work, i always take them off as soon as i get in my office lol. im barefoot right now
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: Clonedsheep on July 28, 2005, 03:19:27 pm
My boss is cool. He dresses as crappy as I do to come to work. Tanktop, jean shorts and sandals. I sell memory and CPU's so I don't see the public. Southern Cali baby it's hot.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: whammoed on July 28, 2005, 04:23:45 pm
Thats nothing, I sit in a big bowl of pudding at work, now thats comfy!
anyway, 10 points to whoever names the comedian with the line:
"She told me to make myself comfortable, so I pulled down my pants and sat in the pudding" ;D
hint: think of it with a weird crackly voice...
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 04:26:42 pm
Carrot Top?

Bob Goldthwait?
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: whammoed on July 28, 2005, 04:35:48 pm
Carrot Top?

Bob Goldthwait?
nope  ;)
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: Sephroth57 on July 28, 2005, 04:44:53 pm
yeah, your mom found a comfortable position UNDER my desk    ;D
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 04:46:51 pm

He makes her hold the plugs in the wall while she's down there.  No sense losing access to the forum.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: Q*Bert_OP on July 28, 2005, 05:27:42 pm

You're both fired.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: DrewKaree on July 28, 2005, 11:46:30 pm
Thats nothing, I sit in a big bowl of pudding at work, now thats comfy!
anyway, 10 points to whoever names the comedian with the line:
"She told me to make myself comfortable, so I pulled down my pants and sat in the pudding" ;D
hint: think of it with a weird crackly voice...

Emo Phillips.

It's not what I'd call "crackly", more "singsong"
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: monkeybomb on July 29, 2005, 12:24:04 am
If it is Rossane Barr than it is disturbing.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: whammoed on July 29, 2005, 09:26:02 am
Thats nothing, I sit in a big bowl of pudding at work, now thats comfy!
anyway, 10 points to whoever names the comedian with the line:
"She told me to make myself comfortable, so I pulled down my pants and sat in the pudding" ;D
hint: think of it with a weird crackly voice...

Emo Phillips.

It's not what I'd call "crackly", more "singsong"
Ding!
yeah, singsong, thats it.  I'll throw in an extra 5 points for misleading you.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: DrewKaree on July 29, 2005, 11:03:36 pm
There certainly aren't a whole lot of comedians talking about sitting in pudding.

I had a friend who went on a date with him once.  I thought she was a step away from going insane, but I got to meet him before they went out, and he's a pretty normal (and funny) guy in real-life as well.  He'd have been TONS more popular if he'd have dropped the stupid voice and simply went with his material.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: ChadTower on July 30, 2005, 04:07:27 am

I heard Dice make a joke about sticking his dick in the Jello once.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: RayB on July 30, 2005, 09:49:28 pm
Where is Emo these days? Last thing he did was voice over for a commercial, and then he dropped off the face of the planet. I used to love his comedy. Real twisted stuff. ("My sister wanted a birthday gift she would never forget, so I got her chemotherapy")

Anyways, so yeah, uhh every job I've worked I've gone shoeless. Even at the one company where most of the employees were conservative CS engineers building some banking networks. They thought I was weird.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: Stingray on August 01, 2005, 09:35:24 am
Life's too short to wear shoes inside.

-S
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: ChadTower on August 01, 2005, 03:22:51 pm

I show up with shoes, but by the end of the day I've lost them both up someone's ass.  So I go home with no shoes.
Title: Re: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk
Post by: DrewKaree on August 01, 2005, 06:55:54 pm

I show up with shoes, but by the end of the day I've lost them both up someone's ass.  So I go home with no shoes.

That's gotta be great come tax time.  You DO get to deduct those as work-related expenses, right?