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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: nostrebor on July 26, 2005, 02:50:09 pm
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You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a cool beverage.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."
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If you have seen this movie...ya might be a red neck jedi. Among other things.
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You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
Who has not done this?
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Why would you need to fantasize about that when you can see her in much less in the movie?
Jeff Foxworthy sucks.
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Better yet, why would you fantasize about her when there are pleanty of hot woman to be had. Except in chads geeky case....i'm sure no woman would go near him. :D
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Dude, seriously, if you're going to take shots in random threads, at least make them funny. Now you're just making the forums suck.
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ohhhh he pulled the G word on chad
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Is Condoleeza Rice able to close her mouth? I hate her perpetually opened mouth and her giant gappy teeth. Please refrain, from now on, from posting pictures of Condi.
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Is Condoleeza Rice able to close her mouth? I hate her perpetually opened mouth and her giant gappy teeth. Please refrain, from now on, from posting pictures of Condi.
Shmokes makes Condi unhappy! :'(
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Is Condoleeza Rice able to close her mouth? I hate her perpetually opened mouth and her giant gappy teeth. Please refrain, from now on, from posting pictures of Condi.
Shmokes, it's as if you were BEGGING me to do it!
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Isn't she supposed to be really rich? Can't she take like .00001 percent of that fortune of hers and get her teeth fixed? I never have understood why any rich celebrities have less than perfect teeth.
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My eyes are bleeding!!!
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My eyes are bleeding!!!
Shmokes makes Condi's grin wider and taller! ;D
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If only i can figure out what human drew can't stand. I would post that pic after everyone of his posts. And yes i have a pic of myself if i happen to be that human. ;)
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If only i can figure out what human drew can't stand. I would post that pic after everyone of his posts. And yes i have a pic of myself if i happen to be that human. ;)
;D
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What was this thread about again ::) ::) ::)
"Shmokes can single handedly make any stupid topic even more pathetic."
There. I even added the quotes for you to make the paste easier...
(Edit because I can't spell)
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"Shmokes can single handedly make any stupid topic even more pathetic."
I can't believe you just assigned my personal credo to shmokes!
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You are a bunch of idiots. We went from Princess Leia in Daisy Dukes to Condy Rice to tommy while I was gone.
Get back to Princess Leia in Daisy Dukes.
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(http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/figure2.jpg)
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and stingray will be posting in 3 .... 2....
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You are a bunch of idiots.
Welcome to the club. Have tommy show you the secret handshake and get your secret decoder ring on the way to the keg room.
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There. I even added the quotes for you to make the paste easier...
Leaving the spelling errors intact would only have increased your chances of getting in.
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OH COOL!!
You even truncasted my quote and took it out of context! It's almost like being quoted by Matt Lauer ;)
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I met Matt Lauer once. Dude was as about as smart as a slug that has had salt poured on it and left out on the hood of a car on a 90 degree day. He was one basketball to the head away from needing a bib.
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Exactly.
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Is Matt Lauer the guy on MSNBC's version of Crossfire? Forget the name of the show.
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Here's somthing to peruse:
www.leiasmetalbikini.com (http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com)
Chad's got a chance...
;)
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Is Matt Lauer the guy on MSNBC's version of Crossfire? Forget the name of the show.
You are not fooling us! It is now obvious that Shmokes is actually Matt Lauer's on-line persona. I always knew that Lauer was an arcade geek wanna-be.
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I'll have to check it when I get home.
Not from work.
Here's somthing to peruse:
www.leiasmetalbikini.com (http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com)
Chad's got a chance...
;)