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Title: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: DrewKaree on June 08, 2005, 09:24:54 pm

So the crackerjack rocket scientists making up border patrol see THIS GUY!

(http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/06-07-05-pod.jpg)

He's got a chainsaw with blood on it, other stories I've heard tell of his clothes also having blood on 'em, and he's simply fingerprinted......ummm......whatnow? 

I especially like this line (it explains why MrC and I are free to wander the streets and report back to you on a daily basis ;D )  ""Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up"  THAT is funny stuff, I don't care who ya are!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/chain_saw_border;_ylt=Ap1UPGFb4QLDxixNn8mfnh4DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/chain_saw_border;_ylt=Ap1UPGFb4QLDxixNn8mfnh4DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)

Title: Re: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: shmokes on June 08, 2005, 10:17:54 pm

Drew,

Are you sure he wasn't just carrying this Gamecube controller?

Title: Re: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: DrewKaree on June 08, 2005, 10:31:36 pm

He DOES have that "dood, I've been playing for 72 hours straight, my eyes are so dried out, do you have any Visine?" look in the picture above~  ;D

Title: Re: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on June 08, 2005, 10:41:05 pm

Quote from: DrewKaree on June 08, 2005, 09:24:54 pm

I especially like this line (it explains why MrC and I are free to wander the streets and report back to you on a daily basis Grin )

Uh...actually...that *is* me. Why'd you think I have yet to post a pic of myself here.

Title: Re: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: DrewKaree on June 08, 2005, 10:55:33 pm

You forget, that was fredster you saw...my lookout...I've seen those pictures you threw out when I was going through your trash.  I understand why you wanted THOSE pictures done away with, but now that I've got 'em...hey, is that thing a wart, or...wait, I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those things I regret asking.  Nevermind. ;)

Title: Re: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: DrewKaree on June 08, 2005, 10:58:16 pm

You've gotta fit the "implement" in question into the av somehow too :D

Title: Re: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: ChadTower on June 09, 2005, 08:47:57 am

I've been back and forth across the border thousands of times.  It's kind of funny... if you're white, doesn't matter what you look like, you can get through.  If you're not white, it is substantially harder, even if you have no other reason to be suspected of anything.  This goes for customs on both sides.  I've seen them let the shadiest white guys through without much hassle, and I've seen them detain black guys for hours, tearing apart their car doing thousands of dollars in damage only to find nothing.

Title: Re: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: Avery on June 09, 2005, 02:22:13 pm

See, racial profiling works!


Uh, wait a second.......

Title: Re: How about that crack border patrol, hey!
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on June 09, 2005, 02:41:30 pm

Actually, to tell you the truth, now the secret is out that it's me pictured above...I'll have you all know this is all part of my new solution to illegal immigration. fredster would be proud.

I just carry a bloody chainsaw around while I project my thousand yard stare. The "Minute Men" were amateurs.


mrC