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Title: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: RayB on May 22, 2005, 01:24:16 pm
This is what you get when you let a 6 year old design your website: http://www.jpbinc.com/

Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: monkeybomb on May 22, 2005, 02:26:11 pm
Aperantly they just mash down lots of numbers when they give prices too.

Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: EndTwist on May 22, 2005, 02:26:50 pm
This is what you get when you let a 6 year old design your website: http://www.jpbinc.com/



OMFG MY EYES! *rips out eyes*
Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: JODY on May 22, 2005, 02:35:48 pm
I'm still seeing green....and yellow flash before my eyes...my day is shot...
Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: DrewKaree on May 22, 2005, 09:21:01 pm
You guys are all looking at the downside.  Turn that frown upside down and let your smile be your umbrella.  On a positive note, there isn't a trace of Barney anywhere on that site!
Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: cholin on May 22, 2005, 10:41:05 pm
Are you kidding!!!  I want that kid workin for me!  He STILL does better web GFX than I can!
Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: knuttz on May 22, 2005, 10:59:01 pm
The sad thing is that someone probably spent a lot of time making all of those graphics and animations.
Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: cdbrown on May 23, 2005, 02:20:06 am
YTurn that frown upside down and let your smile be your umbrella.

I think I'd rather keep the frown as an umbrella  :( - that way the water will run off the sides.  If I used a smile :) it would catch all the rain until either the level of water in the umbrella overflows, or the volume (hence weight) is too much for my weak smile to contain therefore reducing it into a frown yet again  :'(.
Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: DrewKaree on May 23, 2005, 08:07:03 pm
The smile would simply hold all the water for a later time when you wished to play in it like a child, letting some out periodically, so as to make the moment magical.



now where is that vomiting smiley again?
Title: Re: When your web designer is 6 years old...
Post by: danny_galaga on May 24, 2005, 12:31:34 am
well, it seems to have worked since we are all looking at it. the website designer obviously uses different techniques for different customers:

http://www.zanadesigns.com/z_webnol.html