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Title: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: fredster on May 20, 2005, 04:04:27 pm
Those Germans have it right -

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,157073,00.html
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: ChadTower on May 20, 2005, 04:09:28 pm
I've seen the people that shop at Walmart.  No ---smurfing--- thank you.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: fredster on May 20, 2005, 04:17:09 pm
Doesn't everybody shop at walmart?  Where else is there?
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: ChadTower on May 20, 2005, 04:20:58 pm
Walmart is not as prevalent in MA, or maybe all of New England, as it is in other parts of the country.  There are a lot of other places to shop.

Every time I go into walmart, it's like night of the living dead.  Everyone is uglier than you would think possible and dumber than they are ugly.  It's like Walmart somehow attracts the least attractive, least intelligent people in the area.

It should be noted I almost never shop at Walmart.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: NIVO on May 20, 2005, 04:24:58 pm
the article says "There's a special on romance in aisle 10."
so i went to aisle 10, couldnt find it. I even asked a CSR to help me locate it. She said they might have some in back. I didnt proceed, alas the lighting wasn't dark enough in there for me to really go after this one.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: shmokes on May 20, 2005, 05:02:53 pm
Doesn't everybody shop at walmart?  Where else is there?

It doesn't matter where you are, for the most part.  I live in a small town where Wal-mart is by far the biggest store.  But we have two other grocery stores and an Ace Hardware and a Gart Sports and various clothing stores. 

Wal-mart puts me in a bad mood.  It seems like they have a bad-mood-generator and headache-generator installed in their front doors and they activate every time a person walks through them.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: DrewKaree on May 20, 2005, 10:23:39 pm
Walmart is not as prevalent in MA, or maybe all of New England, as it is in other parts of the country.  There are a lot of other places to shop.

Every time I go into walmart, it's like night of the living dead.  Everyone is uglier than you would think possible and dumber than they are ugly.  It's like Walmart somehow attracts the least attractive, least intelligent people in the area.

It should be noted I almost never shop at Walmart.

We all noticed you said "almost".  They do attract the dregs of humanity....it just took them a little more bait to lure you in ;D

They got me in there by selling corn dogs.  That's right.  I'm a dorkfish.

(points to who doesn't have to Google that reference AND knows where it's from)
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: ChadTower on May 20, 2005, 11:55:10 pm
We all noticed you said "almost".  They do attract the dregs of humanity....it just took them a little more bait to lure you in ;D

I said almost because I believe in full disclosure.  I have shopped there in the past, most often because they are the only local retailer of Krylon Triple Thick, which I use to work on Pinball backglasses.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: Grasshopper on May 21, 2005, 06:09:29 am
It sounds like a ghastly idea to me.

The world's gone mad. Surely this has to be a spoof.

I'd ask for a black ribbon for my trolley to indicate that I'm a complete misanthrope and not interested.

Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: JB on May 22, 2005, 12:06:01 am
Walmart is not as prevalent in MA, or maybe all of New England, as it is in other parts of the country.  There are a lot of other places to shop.

Every time I go into walmart, it's like night of the living dead.  Everyone is uglier than you would think possible and dumber than they are ugly.  It's like Walmart somehow attracts the least attractive, least intelligent people in the area.

It should be noted I almost never shop at Walmart.

We all noticed you said "almost".  They do attract the dregs of humanity....it just took them a little more bait to lure you in ;D

They got me in there by selling corn dogs.  That's right.  I'm a dorkfish.

(points to who doesn't have to Google that reference AND knows where it's from)

*points back*
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: DrewKaree on May 22, 2005, 11:18:40 am
I get how you interpreted it, but here:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DAGQ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: allroy1975 on May 22, 2005, 12:59:22 pm
I almost ALWAYS go to Walmart in the middle of the night, because it's just too crowded during the day.  Plus, the middle of the night is when Lowes is closed and if you need some screws or something in the middle of the night, Walmart is the place to go.

If anyone else has ever visited Walmart after midnight I assume you've noticed this.  It doesn't matter HOW late it is.  There is ALWAYS some moron there with their kids.  Age isn't important.  they can be newborns up to 10 years old.  It's unbeleivable. 

I leave mine at home...in bed...where they SHOULD be at that hour!

Allroy
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: JB on May 22, 2005, 06:33:22 pm
I get how you interpreted it, but here:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DAGQ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
I have that CD. Was a christmas gift one year
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: danny_galaga on May 22, 2005, 09:02:02 pm
so thats wher ive been going wrong. ive been going to bars to pick up. looks like ill have to wait until walmart makes to australia or else i know where im going for my next holiday  ;D
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: fredster on May 23, 2005, 08:27:47 am
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Everyone is uglier than you would think possible and dumber than they are ugly.

That's not because it's Walmart, that's because they are yankees. 

Walmart is the spiritual and geographical center of the Universe.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: ChadTower on May 23, 2005, 09:36:07 am
That's not because it's Walmart, that's because they are yankees.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: fredster on May 23, 2005, 10:03:44 am
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THE NORTH WON.

...The first time....
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: Stingray on May 23, 2005, 12:44:21 pm
Well I certainly do prefer to stay out of Wal-Mart whenever possible, because it's always so crowded, but when I do go you pretty much see all kinds of people there. Sure the dregs shop there, because it's cheap, but then just regular folks shop there as well, because it's cheap. I'd certainly never act like an elitist snob and say that everyone in Wal-Mart is an ugly moron. I see at least one hottie every time I go there (my wife ;)  )

-S
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: Sephroth57 on May 23, 2005, 03:05:20 pm
yeah stingrays wife is pretty hot














IN BED!!!    WOOOOOO  8)
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: Stingray on May 23, 2005, 03:07:11 pm
I KEEL YOU! ;)

-S
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: ChadTower on May 23, 2005, 03:44:04 pm
I KEEL YOU! ;)

-S

Dude, you can't keel him, you might miss and hit your wife's lower back.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: NiN^_^NiN on May 24, 2005, 07:47:07 am
so thats wher ive been going wrong. ive been going to bars to pick up. looks like ill have to wait until walmart makes to australia or else i know where im going for my next holiday  ;D

No just go to bunnings :D
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: DarkKobold on May 24, 2005, 05:50:35 pm
I get how you interpreted it, but here:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DAGQ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

It's official. Drew Karee is the biggest hick on these boards.

What in the crap is that?
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: DrewKaree on May 24, 2005, 07:54:24 pm
Kobold, if you can't rekanize bait fer a dorkfish, thar ain't no he'pin' you all out!  Ah cain't bleave you dunno whut dat is!

 :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: fredster on May 25, 2005, 08:58:37 am
Something wrong with being a "hick" ?
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: ChadTower on May 25, 2005, 08:59:22 am
Yeah, one can be country without being a hick.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: Soliton_Radar on May 25, 2005, 02:31:49 pm
Wal-mart reminds me a little too much of the place in Bentley Little's "The Store". Creepy book, but Wal-Mart is even creepier........

I do know, though, that everywhere there has been a wal-mart put up here in Northridge, it has been proteseted by local residents. It seems to bring in all the bad seeds. Or, at least, that's their argument. Too crowded and usually causes huge traffic problems. Personally I have a problem with their business ethics and such so I don't shop there. But if this is where the new singles hot-spot is.........the I guess it'll only be a matter of time before we see the in-store pub spring up. Heck, why not throw in a wal-mart hotel on the second story, and a chapel on story 3, and a school above that, and so on and so on! It would be the ultimate in EVERYTHING. OH PRAISE YOU WAL-MART FOR BEING SO SMART AND GIVING US EVERYTHING IN ONE PLACE.......not.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: RayB on May 25, 2005, 02:41:12 pm
Hmm... just stay out of the aisle that stocks the genital herpes cream!!
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: shmokes on May 25, 2005, 03:11:38 pm
I once saw a girl at Wal-Mart in my town who was very petite and was wearing a tube top with no bra and each of her breasts was the size and shape of a volleyball.  I'm not kidding....and don't think cantelope size.....these things were approaching basketballs.  It was amazing.  She's definitely not local.  Our Wal-Mart is right off I-15, so I'm guessing she's a porn star, or something and saw that there was a Wal-Mart and stopped in on her way through.  It was seriously jaw-dropping, though.  Like seeing Notre Damn cathedral or the Grand Canyon for the first time.
 
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: fredster on May 25, 2005, 03:13:50 pm
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I once saw a girl at Wal-Mart in my town who was very petite and was wearing a tube top with no bra and each of her breasts was the size and shape of a volleyball.
Had to be clever disney animation.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: JackTucky on May 25, 2005, 03:40:25 pm
The walmarts in NJ that i've been to are sleazy.  BUT, when I go to the one in Corydon, IN, near where I'm moving to, it's awesome.  A normal amount of decent and nasty looking people.

I like the fact that I can get a tire, underpants, steak, beer, donuts, and a memory card all in the same cart.

One stop cheap shopping. 

But, I do like target better.  Slightly nicer?

Art
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: DrewKaree on May 26, 2005, 12:30:34 am
Target is the poor man's Bloomingdales ;)

Target has SOME stuff that's sweet, but other stuff is overpriced (for what it is), like their clocks, lamps, electronics, etc
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: fredster on May 26, 2005, 09:47:35 am
Walmart is the only place to buy anything on the planet.

Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: conseit68 on May 26, 2005, 02:40:28 pm
...rumor has it that "target" is owned by the same group of people that contributes approximately 30% per annum to sects of the al queda network...this information came from a good friend of mine that just finished serving 18 months overseas in the "oil" war.

now with this info you can take it or leave it...but i don't shop there.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: ChadTower on May 26, 2005, 02:46:04 pm
I bet Walmart started that rumor.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: Avery on May 26, 2005, 02:50:35 pm
...rumor has it that "target" is owned by the same group of people that contributes approximately 30% per annum to sects of the al queda network...

Given that the justice department has been shutting down Al Queda financial support left and right, and they and the IRS are right next door to one another, I sorta think they might catch on that a major corporation is giving what, millions, billions? of dollars to them.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: slayj on May 26, 2005, 02:56:46 pm
Its a well known study that looks and wealth are linked.  The poorer you are the s***ier you look. ;D  i.e. Walmart  Wait.......that can't be right.....I shop there and I'm delicious!
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: ChadTower on May 26, 2005, 03:07:03 pm
Its a well known study that looks and wealth are linked.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: fredster on May 26, 2005, 03:21:48 pm
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and the pretty but poor people marry up.

Yep, that's what I did.
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: Tiger-Heli on May 26, 2005, 04:51:42 pm
Plus, the middle of the night is when Lowes is closed and if you need some screws or something in the middle of the night, Walmart is the place to go.
Wasn't this what the initial post was saying?  ;)
Title: Re: Walmart - where chicks prowl for men
Post by: slayj on May 26, 2005, 04:55:25 pm
Plus, the middle of the night is when Lowes is closed and if you need some screws or something in the middle of the night, Walmart is the place to go.
Wasn't this what the initial post was saying? ;)
Haha...........LOL