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Title: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: missioncontrol on May 08, 2005, 11:26:02 am
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The auction's rules state only males aged between 15 and 20 are eligible to go on the night out


crap that leaves me out  :-\

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/38512004.htm
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DrewKaree on May 08, 2005, 11:45:35 am
Well, I can certainly ACT as if I'm in that age range!

Now what to do about the graying hair?  All that "natural color in a few days" crap ends up making your hair funny colors, and dye jobs.....I ain't no friggen woman going to the beauty parlor ::)

Nevermind, she's dumb as a brick.  I'll just tell her I dyed it gray to look distinguished to all the girls my age who won't date anyone but older men!
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: quarterback on May 08, 2005, 01:35:05 pm
Nevermind, she's dumb as a brick.
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DrewKaree on May 08, 2005, 01:49:03 pm

Hell, EVERY lady in the grid-girls thread is better looking than Carmen Electra


Your overall assessment is accurate (other than her big fat stinking pile of cash she makes for the little talent she puts forth making her attractive to me....until the time comes when I can cash out and take half) but that statement.....I've seen a few uggos in the grid girl collection.  Let's just say I wouldn't want to collect the WHOLE set ;D
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: quarterback on May 08, 2005, 01:55:25 pm

Hell, EVERY lady in the grid-girls thread is better looking than Carmen Electra


Your overall assessment is accurate (other than her big fat stinking pile of cash she makes for the little talent she puts forth making her attractive to me....until the time comes when I can cash out and take half) but that statement.....I've seen a few uggos in the grid girl collection.
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: Gunstar Hero on May 08, 2005, 02:05:33 pm
15 to 20?? That's an interesting age range...  ???
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: ChadTower on May 08, 2005, 02:08:20 pm
I looked on ebay and saw no reference to it, too.  Sounds like some stupid hoax to me.
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: AmericanDemon on May 08, 2005, 03:45:57 pm
lol I looked too.
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: JackTucky on May 08, 2005, 04:31:46 pm
I used to think she was hot, then I saw her appearance on Joey (My wife makes me watch it  ::)

She was a let down.

Back to watching the bimbos on MTV

Art
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: Thenasty on May 08, 2005, 07:06:16 pm
another one of those trash stuff on e-bay..
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: tmasman on May 09, 2005, 12:10:03 am
I looked on ebay and saw no reference to it, too. Sounds like some stupid hoax to me.

lol I looked too.

You guys must not have looked very hard...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6528557289
$407,500... Holy Crap!!!
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommy on May 09, 2005, 12:15:59 am
You guys are nuts, she has one killer body, face,talent, who cares, atleast the last pic i saw of her she was hot.
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DrewKaree on May 09, 2005, 12:50:55 am
You guys are nuts, she has one killer body, face,talent, who cares, atleast the last pic i saw of her she was hot.

Tommy, you better go to bed before I tell yer mom you're surfing BYOAC for some softcore Pr0n.  There's some discrepancy as to whether her body is, in fact, "killer", or if it's localized to the chestal region, and that face requires "putting on".....although I DO agree that the pictures where she's all tricked out.....those photo retouchers are artists, no two ways about it!
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommy on May 09, 2005, 12:57:34 am
Did he just talk about my momma on mommas day? (punk)  :laugh:
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DrewKaree on May 09, 2005, 01:00:54 am
Did he just talk about my momma on mommas day? (punk)  :laugh:

The one with combat boots?  Betcherass!   ;)
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommy on May 09, 2005, 01:19:36 am
Funny you should mention boots and ass in the same sentence.  :angel:
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: HaRuMaN on May 09, 2005, 06:25:55 am
Did he just talk about my momma on mommas day? (punk)  :laugh:

The one with combat boots?  Betcherass!   ;)

Oh, so you've seen her stripper routine too, DrewKaree?
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: SirPoonga on May 09, 2005, 09:16:07 am
15 to 20?? That's an interesting age range...
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: Sephroth57 on May 09, 2005, 11:57:17 am
Erica Rose Campbell  >  All       thanks

(http://www.ericacampbell.us/images/photo1/main.jpg)
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: GGKoul on May 09, 2005, 11:59:34 am
 :o
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: missioncontrol on May 09, 2005, 12:22:32 pm
$407,500  :o  :o  :o  :o

There is no way I'd pay that much to go out on a date with anybody.....

Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommy on May 09, 2005, 12:51:04 pm
Did he just talk about my momma on mommas day? (punk)
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: Stingray on May 09, 2005, 01:53:51 pm
$407,500  :o  :o  :o  :o

There is no way I'd pay that much to go out on a date with anybody.....



Not even with me? I guess I can cancel my "Dream Date With Stingray" auction. I was counting on you to be the high bidder. ;) ;)

-S
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: monkeybomb on May 09, 2005, 02:39:19 pm
$407,500  :o  :o  :o  :o

There is no way I'd pay that much to go out on a date with anybody.....



Not even with me? I guess I can cancel my "Dream Date With Stingray" auction. I was counting on you to be the high bidder. ;) ;)

-S

I was gonna snipe it anyway.
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: missioncontrol on May 09, 2005, 02:53:48 pm
$407,500
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: Stingray on May 09, 2005, 03:02:39 pm
I'll make an exception in your case.

-S
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: missioncontrol on May 09, 2005, 03:12:20 pm
I'd feel guilty of having an unfair advantage over the rest of the BYOACer's
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DrewKaree on May 09, 2005, 04:49:17 pm
If he throws a doubler of the winky smiley, it's Katie-bar-the-door!

Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;D
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: Thenasty on May 09, 2005, 08:40:38 pm
Erica Rose Campbell
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DrewKaree on May 09, 2005, 11:09:37 pm
Mo betta:

(http://www.czabe.com/images/snicky/snicky312-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: Stingray on May 10, 2005, 09:36:58 am
If he throws a doubler of the winky smiley, it's Katie-bar-the-door!

Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;D


;) ;)

-S

-S
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: missioncontrol on May 10, 2005, 12:32:26 pm
If he throws a doubler of the winky smiley, it's Katie-bar-the-door!

Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;D


;) ;)

-S

-S

   :o

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

missioncontrol runs out of this thread quickly

Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DrewKaree on May 10, 2005, 11:32:09 pm
He'll be back.  Bet!
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DarkKobold on May 10, 2005, 11:40:04 pm
Dream date? Dream date? Being an underaged kid taken advantage of by a has-been actress?

Hmm, I can think of a better dream date. Go out with a hot girl, she buys everything, you go back to her place, and she invites her hot roommate to join in. That is a dream date.
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: DrewKaree on May 10, 2005, 11:48:41 pm
Dream date? Dream date? Being an underaged kid taken advantage of by a has-been actress?

Hmm, I can think of a better dream date. Go out with a hot girl, she buys everything, you go back to her place, and she invites her hot roommate to join in. That is a dream date.

We don't want to hear about your dream date with a girl and her hot roomate.  Besides, what makes you think he'll want to join in after he gets a look at you?















BURN!


 ;)      ;)      ;)      ;D      ;D      ;)      ;)      ;)
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: Crazy Cooter on May 11, 2005, 01:50:11 pm
How many 15-20 year olds have that kind of scratch?

I must be doing something wrong.  And she must have some kind of fetish... :police: :police:
Title: Re: Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay
Post by: missioncontrol on May 11, 2005, 02:16:02 pm
He'll be back.