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Title: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?
Post by: quarterback on May 02, 2005, 01:42:49 pm
CNN keeps playing this clip from some dinner (press dinner?) last night where Laura Bush makes a number of jokes.
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: Tailgunner on May 02, 2005, 01:56:24 pm
I'm guessing it's a reference to the movie Kingpin.
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: Stingray on May 02, 2005, 02:14:55 pm
Fits in perfectly with my assessment of Georgie's intelligence. Thanks for confirming, Laura.

-S
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: ChadTower on May 02, 2005, 02:24:20 pm
She had a couple and made a stupid joke.  Haven't we all done that a billion times?
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: Tailgunner on May 02, 2005, 02:52:55 pm
Maybe she's setting herself up to run against Hillary in 2008. ;)
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on May 02, 2005, 03:15:09 pm
To me, just as disturbing, is her claim that she's a 'desperate housewife' because 'W' goes to bed by 9pm and she's left watching TV with Lynne Cheney (author of lesbian fiction (http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp))

That's one image I don't want in my head, Laura Bush and Lynne Cheney lezzing out in the White House.  :-X



mrC


Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: quarterback on May 02, 2005, 04:23:46 pm
I'm guessing it's a reference to the movie Kingpin.

  I love that movie.  And you could be right.
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on May 02, 2005, 04:37:45 pm
But since it's STILL in my head, maybe a photochop image is called for....

Here. I couldn't resist. I already had photoshop open. ;)

(http://lab.finkmedia.com:8080/dans/bush-horse.jpg)


mrC
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: quarterback on May 02, 2005, 04:42:56 pm
But since it's STILL in my head, maybe a photochop image is called for....

Here. I couldn't resist. I already had photoshop open. ;)

(http://lab.finkmedia.com:8080/dans/bush-horse.jpg)

LOL :laugh:
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: GGKoul on May 02, 2005, 11:10:55 pm
You have to watch The Daily Show for an extended version of the joke. :laugh:
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?
Post by: JCL on May 03, 2005, 12:18:29 am
I doubt she's some innocent that doesn't get risque jokes.

After all, Bush was a cokehead alcoholic party animal complete with DUI. But he found Jebus, so all is okie-dokie now.

That religion thing is like a get out of jail free card. Oh, that and a very rich, important family.

Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?
Post by: Arcadiac on May 03, 2005, 01:48:33 am
No wonder he spends most of his time at the "ranch".   
Practicing for the next Saudi visitors!
Bill Maher did a great send-up of the lovely Saudi-at-the-ranch photo-op, check it out if you can!
ARCADIAC!



Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: DrewKaree on May 04, 2005, 03:38:48 pm
May 2, 2005
OVERCONFIDENT LAURA BUSH BOMBS WITH TASTELESS "YO MAMA" JOKES

Rose Garden Performance Greeted With Stunned Silence

Just two days after her comedy performance at Saturday night's White House Correspondents annual dinner was hailed by the national media as a triumph, an overconfident Laura Bush bombed in her second comedy outing, using a Rose Garden ceremony to try out some new material that leaned heavily on tasteless "Yo mama" jokes.

Trouble began at the outset of the ceremony, a presentation of an award to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, when the First Lady impishly warned the press contingent, "I hope you don't mind if I go a little blue today."

What followed, one observer said, was a torrent of "Yo mama jokes" rife with language and imagery that could "peel paint."

While most of the First Lady's ribald jests were unfit for publication in a family newspaper, one of her tamer quips went like this: "Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock."

In an attempt at damage control, the White House later released an official statement later in the day reassuring the American people that Mrs. Bush would not "quit her day job."

But according to one unnamed White House source, Mrs. Bush may have wildly miscalculated the public's appetite for her saucy comedy material: "If people wanted to hear a bunch of filthy remarks from the First Lady, they would have elected John Kerry."

Elsewhere, the groom of "runaway bride" Jennifer Wilbanks took back the engagement ring he gave her and replaced it with an electronic ankle bracelet.

www.borowitzreport.com (http://www.borowitzreport.com)
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on May 04, 2005, 03:57:19 pm
"If people wanted to hear a bunch of filthy remarks from the First Lady, they would have elected John Kerry."

They DID! We just don't know it yet!  /rimshot (I'll be here all week!)
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: ChadTower on May 04, 2005, 04:46:40 pm
I bet Kitty Dukakis would have been better...
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on May 05, 2005, 04:01:06 pm
LOL.

Drudge got punk'd on this. Here's the satirical letter: http://swiftreport.blogs.com/coalition_letter2.pdf (PDF)

"May 5, 2005
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: ChadTower on May 05, 2005, 04:03:44 pm
MSNBC is the same station that very recently aired a scathing editorial on comments Ahnold had made about women on the Stern show... except that it wasn't Ahnold, it was a bad Ahnold impersonater who said that he'd like to blow up the moon so that women would have no more excuse for PMS.

MSNBC is awesome.
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on May 05, 2005, 04:07:08 pm
... except that it wasn't Ahnold, it was a bad Ahnold impersonater who said that he'd like to blow up the moon so that women would have no more excuse for PMS.

Jeeeesus. This is the state of our media today? These people get PAID to do this sort of "reporting"? Useless.

/bangs head on table.
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: ChadTower on May 05, 2005, 04:16:09 pm
Didn't look for a better source, but here is someone who saw it on MSNBC and ran with it without checking sources:

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/schwarzenegger%20lambasted%20over%20sexist%20joke

It was an impersonator, a BAD impersonator, and they said it was an impersonator about 10 times...  :)

Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?
Post by: Dartful Dodger on May 05, 2005, 05:29:41 pm
Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?

yes
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: Shape D. on May 05, 2005, 05:41:40 pm
Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?

yes
No, Its nasty. Foul horse, bush love.  (http://www.dcemulation.com/phpBB/images/smiles/puke.gif)
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: DrewKaree on May 05, 2005, 06:31:00 pm
Foul horse, bush love?  Sounds like an artsy-fartsy movie title!
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on May 05, 2005, 08:33:53 pm
Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?

yes

sigh.



mrC
Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: DYNAGOD on May 07, 2005, 01:00:13 am
people are upset about yo mama jokes but no cares that it was common knowledge amongst her classmates that she was the biggest drug dealer on campus in her college.
 ???
real priorities this nation has...

Title: Re: Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male ho
Post by: DrewKaree on May 07, 2005, 10:12:31 am

people are upset about yo mama jokes but no cares that it was common knowledge amongst her classmates that she was the biggest drug dealer on campus in her college.


Nice link and speculation.