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Title: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: missioncontrol on April 09, 2005, 07:52:40 pm

Fat people now blaming the Cookie Monster for the fact that they are overweight........

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: crashwg on April 09, 2005, 10:14:52 pm

Someone needs to smack the parents and lawyers that thought this  would be a good idea!

Cookie Monster was my favorite character on Sesame Street growing up and I'm underweight!

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: Bones on April 09, 2005, 10:24:11 pm

I like Elmo so now I have someone to blame for my hairy back.

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: cholin on April 09, 2005, 11:35:07 pm

LMFAO that was unexpected!  I love cookie monster so anyone who doesnt, ill give you a piece of my mind!

HAIL THE COOKIE MONSTER!

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: Arcadiac on April 10, 2005, 12:54:08 am

Best CM voice: "CAARRROTT!!" Nope, doesn't work for me.  ::)  :'(

ARCADIAC!

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: shmokes on April 10, 2005, 01:14:42 am

Fat people should all be put on an island.

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: Bones on April 10, 2005, 07:03:50 am

Quote from: shmokes on April 10, 2005, 01:14:42 am

Fat people should all be put on an island.

The same Island?

Yeah good idea Shmokes, lets mess with the earths orbit and screw up the seasons.

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: M3talhead on April 10, 2005, 08:36:26 am

Recipie for the ultimate Pay-Per-View program

* 10 Fat people
* 1 Donut
* An acre of land (complete with a 10ft electrical fence and razor wire)






Budweiser would jump all over that one for sponsorship rights...

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: missioncontrol on April 10, 2005, 11:43:06 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on April 10, 2005, 07:03:50 am

Quote from: shmokes on April 10, 2005, 01:14:42 am

Fat people should all be put on an island.

The same Island?

Yeah good idea Shmokes, lets mess with the earths orbit and screw up the seasons.

That was too funny bones


Cookie Monster was my favorite charactor also and I'm not over weight...........

5'9"

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: shmokes on April 10, 2005, 11:59:12 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on April 10, 2005, 07:03:50 am

The same Island?

Yeah good idea Shmokes, lets mess with the earths orbit and screw up the seasons.

It just goes to show that the solution to fundamental societal problems is rarely that simple.    :)

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: missioncontrol on April 10, 2005, 12:41:57 pm

"C" is for carrot.....
that's good enough for me.....


CCCCCCAAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: M3talhead on April 10, 2005, 02:26:03 pm

.........I hate lawyers.

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: shmokes on April 11, 2005, 01:31:22 am

Quote from: M3talhead on April 10, 2005, 02:26:03 pm

.........I hate lawyers.

.........I'm taking the LSAT this June.     8)

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: DaveMMR on April 11, 2005, 06:13:25 pm

If they portray Cookie Monster doing a sit-up every once in a while will it shut these damn people up?

Fun Fact: They got rid of that Muppet who'd hit his head on the piano all the time because kids were immitating that.  But I think if a kid was immitating the Cookie Monster's frantic eating style they would have learned not too soon after the near fatal choking.

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: shmokes on April 11, 2005, 06:24:50 pm

Bert and Ernie don't live together any more either cos it looked to homoey.  I hate all this.  We've got the prudes on the right and the prigs on the left and between the two sides they are draining the joy and the soul out of our existence.  When all is said and done we will have a gleaming, sterile, look-but-don't-touch-and-even-when-you-look-make-sure-you-don't-stare and maybe-even-pretend-not-to-look-at-all world like the house that Cameron lives in from Ferris Beuler's Day Off.

Or maybe I'm just being melodramatic.

Title: Re: Cookie Monster Put on Diet
Post by: Dartful Dodger on April 11, 2005, 06:29:17 pm

Quote from: shmokes on April 11, 2005, 06:24:50 pm

We've got the prudes on the right and the prigs on the left and between the two sides they are draining the joy and the soul out of our existence.

Yes you are, so stop it.