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Title: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Bones on March 11, 2005, 07:01:09 am
Inspired by Paige
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Stingray on March 11, 2005, 12:59:48 pm
On the off chance that you get more than one qualified applicant, please feel free to send the surplus to my house. Anyone wanna help me convince the wife that we need a roomate? ;)

-S
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: DrewKaree on March 11, 2005, 05:10:18 pm

Anyone willing to better this?


She'd bring her own boat, allow you liberal use of it.

Oh, and she'd have to have friends similar in nature to herself.  The guidelines would be the same as the boat! ;) ;D
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: DarkKobold on March 11, 2005, 05:24:33 pm

Must be willing to cook me a huge T-bone steak 4 nights a week and tend to washing my grundies when required. Wealthy females matching above description with mechanical aptitude, advanced woodworking skills and good porn collection will be highly regarded.


Would you really need porn if you had a hot nymphomatic roommate? I mean, damn, get selfish why don't you?
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: GGKoul on March 11, 2005, 05:37:42 pm
She has a twin...  :D
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Bones on March 11, 2005, 06:16:27 pm
Anyone willing to better this?

She'd bring her own boat, allow you liberal use of it.

A boat... Now why didn't I think of that?
Would you really need porn if you had a hot nymphomatic roommate?

You have a good point, but
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: NiN^_^NiN on March 11, 2005, 07:21:06 pm
She has a twin...  :D

 ;D hell yes lol
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: AmericanDemon on March 11, 2005, 07:50:56 pm
I do like my sleep and I wouldn't want to be disturbed at a ridiculous hour by some bones hungry nymph who requires servicing.

Dude, I would be happy to be awaken at all hours for "servicing" duties.  Sleep is for the weak.  :)
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Quarters on March 11, 2005, 07:51:57 pm

Anyone willing to better this?

Wanted:Single female aged 19-45 with own pinball or video arcade games.  The successful candidate must have solid income and be open to drunken sexual advances.  Please submit application by email with picture (of games).

Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: DrewKaree on March 11, 2005, 08:25:50 pm

I like my world, you people should visit sometime.


The Mad Hatter keeps hiding the hole that leads to it, otherwise, we might....if only to point, giggle, and make fun  ;D

You probably didn't think of the boat because you're trapped on an island, dork  ::)
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: BackAgain on March 14, 2005, 06:32:53 pm
Heh Heh, saw this and thought of this thread, for some reason....

http://ndeaa.jpl.nasa.gov/nasa-nde/lommas/eap/EAP-armwrestling.htm

At least you might get your terminator hand :D
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Thenasty on March 14, 2005, 07:55:14 pm
I guess, this one is out of the question  ;D
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Thenasty on March 14, 2005, 07:56:34 pm
you prefer something like this. She even like Arcades
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Bones on March 15, 2005, 12:53:53 am
Heh Heh, saw this and thought of this thread, for some reason....

http://ndeaa.jpl.nasa.gov/nasa-nde/lommas/eap/EAP-armwrestling.htm

At least you might get your terminator hand :D

That is awesome. Just gotta get me one of those.....
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: paigeoliver on March 15, 2005, 12:57:58 am
She has a twin...  :D

In real (non-sexual fantasy) life twins tend to just confuse things, I have known (and dated) quite a few identical twins, and it gets confusing (doesn't help that a lot of twins seem to have identity issues).
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Bones on March 15, 2005, 01:13:58 am
Hey, you guys have given me what may well be the greatest idea mankind has ever known!































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Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: DrewKaree on March 15, 2005, 02:41:12 am
Hey, you guys have given me what may well be the greatest idea mankind has ever known!

Thank all that is good and right in the world that you didn't reverse those two!  I think had you put that angel's face on the other....shape (for lack of a better word :P ) we may have had to form a posse, and git a rope!
Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: Bones on March 15, 2005, 02:49:09 am
If you look very carefully and wiggle your monitor slightly, you can read her lips.

ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer!!

Title: Re: Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??
Post by: DrewKaree on March 15, 2005, 02:58:41 am

ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer!!


Nice try there, trying to throw us for a loop and using it as coming from a female....your words are out there in cyberspace, though.  You can run, but you can't hide ;D

and I DID notice that phenomenon you speak of!  ;D