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Title: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: danny_galaga on February 23, 2005, 10:02:44 pm
i can't for the life of me tell whether this site is for real or a spoof, but it's funny either way:

http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html

about a third of the way down see what they have to say about apple computers. stingray and maraxle are satan worshippers! form the horns, brothers!!

 :angel:
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: quarterback on February 23, 2005, 10:17:36 pm
"Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism"

LOL
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: GGKoul on February 23, 2005, 10:27:33 pm
i can't for the life of me tell whether this site is for real or a spoof, but it's funny either way:

http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html

about a third of the way down see what they have to say about apple computers. stingray and maraxle are satan worshippers! form the horns, brothers!!

 :angel:
How did you find this site??
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: Trenchbroom on February 24, 2005, 12:00:14 am
Hmm.  I thought it was another parody site like Landover Baptist until I read that they are actively boycotting that site.  Now I can't tell if it's a serious site or not...which means I'm enjoying the hell out of it!  (phrasing chosen specifically  8))

Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: danny_galaga on February 24, 2005, 12:29:28 am
i can't for the life of me tell whether this site is for real or a spoof, but it's funny either way:

http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html

about a third of the way down see what they have to say about apple computers. stingray and maraxle are satan worshippers! form the horns, brothers!!

 :angel:
How did you find this site??

i sent a friend a link to that communist mario bros.  site and he sent this back.

hey, you don't suppose flloyd10 is a mac user?
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: maraxle on February 24, 2005, 07:36:13 am
I'm a self-proclaimed mac-hater, actually.  I can't stand the brushed metal crap, and the fact that you can't shut off all of the stupid animated effects. 

I'm guessing you found my thread trying to trade off one of those G3's.  That was a freebie given to me from a true satan worshipper (probably as a recruitment tool), but I couldn't tolerate OS X enough to even use it in a cabinet...
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: danny_galaga on February 24, 2005, 07:42:22 am
I'm a self-proclaimed mac-hater, actually.
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: DrewKaree on February 24, 2005, 03:20:32 pm

hey, you don't suppose flloyd10 is a mac user?


I'm not sure, but did you hear that they're already working on a Mac OS codenamed "Oregano"?  Eery coincidence?  I think not!  ;D
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: Stingray on February 24, 2005, 03:53:08 pm
I can't for the life of me figure out if that site is for real or not.

Here's a great one:

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Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies

(un?)Holy crap! I have long hair and I use a Mac!

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Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism

I support open source software too! Somebody better burn me at the stake before I start eating babies.

-S
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: Apollo on February 24, 2005, 05:33:22 pm
http://www.lies.com/wp/2002/04/22/dr-richard-paley-on-evolutionist-propaganda/
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: Shape D. on February 24, 2005, 05:47:42 pm
I'm a Mac user as well. I'd just like to say I'm sorry for me using a system that isn't riddled with bugs, is easy to use and doesn't have frequent problems with viruses. my most humble appolgies to you all. I've tried using pc's and I just... Ok I told myself I wasn't going to cry.  :'(  :'(  :'(. I will attempt  :'( to repent for  :'( my horrible sins and hope  :'( to one day use  :'( an OS not ass.. :'( ..ociated with such vile  :'( evil.  :'( I'm sorry.  :'(
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: Grasshopper on February 24, 2005, 05:57:08 pm
Lol. Please someone tell me this is a spoof. The alternative is too terrifying to contemplate. :o

Danny, I'm afraid your Dr Who avatar makes you a bit suspect!

Check out the 'Dawkins Watch' section. Apparently Richard Dawkins is married to an actress from the crypto-Athevolutionary and utterly Godless Doctor Who series shown on Secular PBS stations!

Mind you we're all MAME users and MAME is open source so I guess we're all damned.

I wonder whether they have arcade machines in hell.
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: Shape D. on February 24, 2005, 06:01:10 pm
I wonder whether they have arcade machines in hell.
Just this one
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=H&game_id=8103
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: namzep on February 24, 2005, 07:18:25 pm
You forget Satan's Hollow, I'm afraid.   ;)
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: DrewKaree on February 24, 2005, 07:29:01 pm
Clearly you guys haven't given this any thought, and simply went with your "it's got REFERENCES in the title, it's GOTTA be there!" theory.

The only arcade game available for play in hell is this one....and don't think you're the person who gets to PLAY all the time, either...sometimes you're the "replacement parts"  ;D

(http://www.syberpunk.com/images/misc/boonga/boonga1.jpg)
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: maraxle on February 24, 2005, 10:48:25 pm
hehe. well i hope you've traded it now! cos otherwise it might be a bit hard to offload... i hereby absolve you of any satan-worshipping crimes
It went in the trash bin (haha) a while back.
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: danny_galaga on February 25, 2005, 01:44:17 am
it crossed my mind that maybe this site has been set up by microsoft to bring the fear of god into people and point them in the direction of wholesome windows technology...
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: DarkKobold on February 25, 2005, 02:07:37 pm
I wonder whether they have arcade machines in hell.
Just this one
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=H&game_id=8103

Are you sure it isn't this one?
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=U&game_id=10263

Shield Thine Eyes!!!!
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: Grasshopper on February 25, 2005, 03:50:37 pm
I wonder whether they have arcade machines in hell.
Just this one
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=H&game_id=8103

Are you sure it isn't this one?
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=U&game_id=10263

Shield Thine Eyes!!!!

Lol, nice one.
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: danny_galaga on February 26, 2005, 09:47:54 am
I wonder whether they have arcade machines in hell.
Just this one
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=H&game_id=8103

Are you sure it isn't this one?
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=U&game_id=10263

Shield Thine Eyes!!!!

you're kidding! they're on klov? who's gonna be the first to contribute another image? like maybe crazy cooters pic...
Title: Re: stingray, maraxle you worship the devil!
Post by: DarkKobold on February 26, 2005, 01:19:36 pm
I really think some "Trivia" needs to be added....

The owner of the company, David Foley applied for a trademark to steal the MAME logo. He insisted that it was for the good of the community. Meanwhile, before his trademark was approved, he began to try and extort royalty fees for using the MAME logo. His claims changed daily as the community backlash attacked him and as his buisness. Ultracade products should not be bought, ever.

Maybe a finale when this stupid situation is over. I'd love to beat the hell out of foley, or throw a bullet at him, not that it would do much.