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Title: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Zakk on February 01, 2005, 04:21:33 pm
Right.  This thread is not a joke. 

Ashlee Simpson however, is.

If you failed to make it out and vote in the past Iraqi election, redeem yourself by signing the petition.  It just makes happy good sense.

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html


Oh man, I just realized that if they catch her smoking weed (the band made her smoke it btw), the headlines will be "Influence and dangers of 'Potash' on stupid teens a concern to school officials"

(My sincere apologies to anyone who likes Simpson and is offended by this.  Of course, if this is the case you are probably having someone help you read all the big words, so first ask them: "Is this funny?")
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Stingray on February 01, 2005, 04:25:59 pm
270521 Signatures Total including mine.

-S
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 01, 2005, 04:27:50 pm
i signed, hahahah 270,000+ sigs!
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: versapak on February 01, 2005, 04:39:22 pm
heh

signed


To bad the record company only looks at the signatures signed in $$$.


Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: DaveMMR on February 01, 2005, 06:09:27 pm
Signing a petition will do nothing (do they ever?)  People have to stop buying her music.  If you were a record company, what would you listen to -  public outlash or the money? Money is very, very loud. 

That's how we got rid of Joey Lawrence (musically that is...).  :-)



Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: danny_galaga on February 01, 2005, 06:42:31 pm
who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Dartful Dodger on February 01, 2005, 07:23:18 pm
who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?
Homer's female clone.
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: danny_galaga on February 01, 2005, 10:47:47 pm
who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?
Homer's female clone.

DOH!

i did a search, is this her? not bad, i like a bit to hold on to...
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: DaveMMR on February 02, 2005, 12:29:25 am
who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?

Here's a sample of Ashley's achievements in music:
http://www.funlol.com/content/ashlee-simpson-on-snl.wmv


Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: danny_galaga on February 02, 2005, 12:31:59 am
who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?

Here's a sample of Ashley's achievements in music:
http://www.funlol.com/content/ashlee-simpson-on-snl.wmv


i'm scared. will it hurt?
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: DaveMMR on February 02, 2005, 12:36:32 am
Okay, I'll explain... she was caught lip synching.  The backing track was wrong, and like a true pro, she covered up the error by doing a little jig and walking off stage. 

It won't hurt (unless the sight of performers bombing makes you wince).  But here's a better copy of that video (also includes a link to where she gets booed at the Rose Bowl)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ashlee-snl.html
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: DrewKaree on February 02, 2005, 12:41:30 am

(My sincere apologies to anyone who likes Simpson and is offended by this.  Of course, if this is the case you are probably having someone help you read all the big words, so first ask them: "Is this funny?")


Your forum title under your name there should be

Master Of The Understatement.



Dude, you are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too damn funny for someone living in Canada ;) ;D

Hey hoser, howzdawedder up nort' der hey?  Prolly aboot as cold as by me, hey?

Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Shape D. on February 02, 2005, 12:28:30 pm
Now wher have i heard this before? hmm......

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,30045.40.html
For those of you who don't like her heres someting you can do about it.

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

I won't gaurentee that it will really do anything but you never know.
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: walls83 on February 02, 2005, 12:32:08 pm
Ive signed a couple of these petitions before for various things but Ive never seen one with that many sigs.  That is crazy over 200,000+  keep up the good work
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Harry Potter on February 02, 2005, 09:24:18 pm
Wouldn't it be cheaper (and faster) to organise a hit?

Anyone up for it?
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: SOAPboy on February 02, 2005, 10:07:39 pm
Wouldn't it be cheaper (and faster) to organise a hit?

Anyone up for it?

1 buck a person.. thats 200K +

yeah, easy.. now to find the hitter..
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Zakk on February 02, 2005, 10:33:33 pm
Now wher have i heard this before? hmm......

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,30045.40.html
For those of you who don't like her heres someting you can do about it.

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

I won't gaurentee that it will really do anything but you never know.

Hehe kinda proves I don't read ashlee simpson threads (and secretly love her) doesn't it?   ;)
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Zakk on February 02, 2005, 10:39:03 pm

(My sincere apologies to anyone who likes Simpson and is offended by this.
Title: Re: Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)
Post by: Ravant on February 03, 2005, 01:27:40 am
Wouldn't it be cheaper (and faster) to organise a hit?

Anyone up for it?

Come on, man, I know people that'd do it for free! But a hit is too easy. We have to humiliate her on the way down by getting the petition through to strike her from the pop culture list.