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Title: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?
Post by: danny_galaga on January 28, 2005, 08:30:38 pm: help!! im chatting up a hot girl on the internet whos interested in me, AND local!! normally the only ones that are interested in me live elsewhere. strangely, south australia. oh, and the US- but then with guys like drew around no wonder ;)

so im pursueing a funny line about that doll you could get when we were kids (im 35 now). i thought it was called 'stretch jackson' but cant find stuff on the internet. you know the one. his arms and legs were made from some sort of stretchy putty. you could stretch him out, tie him in a knot etc. he would return to his normal shape after a bit.

help! shes a bit of all right. unfortunately, i can normally rely on my dashing good looks to carry me. but this woman will require more.

p.s: in case YOU know the answer drew, i was only kidding about the US
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?
Post by: clanggedin on January 28, 2005, 08:35:38 pm: I thought he was called stretch armstrong.
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jacks
Post by: Goz on January 28, 2005, 08:36:44 pm: Stretch Armstrong

(http://kjhk.rockkansas.com/columns/images/2004/stretch.jpg)
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?
Post by: danny_galaga on January 28, 2005, 08:51:24 pm: excellent! you guys rock! i guess i was mixing 'action jackon' with 'stretch armstrong'. yeah 'stretch armstrong' was what i was thinking of. this woman will be putty in my hands!! muwahahaha!!!
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?
Post by: Mameotron on January 28, 2005, 08:52:26 pm: Yes, and there was a bad guy he fought that looked like the creature from the black lagoon.
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?
Post by: Mameotron on January 28, 2005, 08:59:10 pm: Quote from: danny_galaga on January 28, 2005, 08:51:24 pm
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?
Post by: danny_galaga on January 28, 2005, 09:02:29 pm: oh yeah!! that'd be cool. except 'johnson' isn't a common term for it in australia. if someone remembers the black lagoon character there's no way she could resist me and my stretchy johnson :o
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?
Post by: Arcadiac on January 28, 2005, 09:23:36 pm: Quote from: danny_galaga on January 28, 2005, 09:02:29 pm
oh yeah!! that'd be cool. except 'johnson' isn't a common term for it in australia. if someone remembers the black lagoon character there's no way she could resist me and my stretchy johnson
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jacks
Post by: JackTucky on January 28, 2005, 10:21:43 pm: i thought hot girls on the internet are always either cops or 40 year old fat dudes.

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Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?
Post by: Mameotron on January 28, 2005, 10:28:39 pm: Quote from: danny_galaga on January 28, 2005, 09:02:29 pm
except 'johnson' isn't a common term for it in australia

There's a whole series of the "big johnson" t-shirts here. ;)
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jacks
Post by: DrewKaree on January 29, 2005, 12:50:49 am: Quote from: danny_galaga on January 28, 2005, 08:30:38 pm

. oh, and the US- but then with guys like drew around no wonder ;)

p.s: in case YOU know the answer drew, i was only kidding about the US

You guys have ABSOLUTELY no comedic sense at all >:(

As a matter of fact, danny, I DID know the answer, but c'mon....tell me how funny it woulda been for everyone to have given you the wrong answer....mebbe Stretch Johnson woulda worked....that woulda been CLASSIC!

As for guys like me, it's just yer corny accent....personally, it doesn't do anything for me when a GUY with yer accent speaks with me, but when conversing with a sheila....it's the kinda thing that makes your face hurt from grinning so much.

Quote from: JackTucky on January 28, 2005, 10:21:43 pm
i thought hot girls on the internet are always either cops or 40 year old fat dudes.

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I am not 40....and he said his name WASN'T danny. (http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=30980.0;id=9253)
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jacks
Post by: Stingray on January 31, 2005, 04:16:20 pm: I left my stretch armstrong outside overnight when it got down to single diget temps one night. He shattered. Later when he thawed I discovered that he was full of really nasty looking goo that is impossible to wash off. Good times.

-S
Title: Re: do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jacks
Post by: Kremmit on January 31, 2005, 04:30:16 pm: This girl will only like you if you know about Stretch Jackson dolls?!

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That's Awesome! Marry her!