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Title: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Knievel on January 21, 2005, 11:31:15 am: -Greeting card from Saint?

-Gift-basket from Happ??

-Free spinner from Oscar???

-???
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: shmokes on January 21, 2005, 11:36:07 am: I think Saint usually infects your computer with a virus upon your 100th post. Just wait...on my 1000th post he came to my house personally and kicked me in the ass.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Shape D. on January 21, 2005, 12:26:44 pm: You get to pretend like you know what youre talking about to people with less than 20 posts.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Knievel on January 21, 2005, 12:35:45 pm: So you're saying one more post and I'm a GOD on this board? sweet.

Better warm up my newbie flame-thrower
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Shape D. on January 21, 2005, 12:39:47 pm: NO, I'm say8ing you can pretend you are to those who have fewer than 20 posts. But when they hit 100 they will know you dont know what youre talking about.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: SirPeale on January 21, 2005, 12:45:05 pm: I've got almost 5,000 posts. He didn't do anything until I hit 1,000.

On 1,000 he came to my house and kicked ---my bottom---.

On 2,000 he threw my computer out a third story window (I was under it at the time). Then he kicked ---my bottom--- again.

On 3,000 he chained me to a wall, and used sheets of paper to give me paper cuts all over my body. Then he poured vinegar on the cuts. Then he kicked ---my bottom--- *again*.

On 4,000 I received a package in the mail. Inside was a SEVERED HEAD. I don't know who it was, but the note included said, simply "5,000 Posts"

I really should stop coming here.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Knievel on January 21, 2005, 01:07:22 pm: Hahahahaaa...guess I'm safe for a while.

Wait...I just got a e-mail from Saint. Appears to have an attachment of some sort.
What a guy, MUST be that greeting card I was hoping for...
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Gunstar Hero on January 21, 2005, 01:46:31 pm: You can expect your post counter to start taking up 3 digits!

Congraturation. A Winner Is You. ;D
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Thenasty on January 21, 2005, 01:50:33 pm: I got a Knuckle Sandwich
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on January 21, 2005, 03:11:36 pm: (http://catocom.com/forum/images/new%20smilies/trout.gif)
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Mameotron on January 21, 2005, 06:29:24 pm: Apparently there has been a little "outsourcing". On my 200th post ChadTower came to my house and kicked me in the nards, even though I was screaming "I voted Bush!!!" the whole time. Then he drew a little smiley with a halo on my arm with permanent magic marker and slapped on a tag that reads "Saint".
:angel:
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: DrewKaree on January 21, 2005, 06:34:35 pm: Quote from: shmokes on January 21, 2005, 11:36:07 am
I think Saint usually infects your computer with a virus upon your 100th post. Just wait...on my 1000th post he came to my house personally and kicked me in the ass.

He told me there was so MUCH ass present in me, he started early - at 50 - and I'm starting to get a sore butt, since he keeps telling me "I'm here for your refill......bend over beeyotch!"

No reason, no specific number tied to it, just *ding dong* "hello?" *BARK LIKE A DOG*

He told me, too, that he'd be delegating this task to ChadTower, but Chad's in love with his wife, so he'll be visiting less than saint, so things are looking up! ;D
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on January 21, 2005, 08:55:17 pm: Quote from: DrewKaree on January 21, 2005, 06:34:35 pm
He told me, too, that he'd be delegating this task to ChadTower, but Chad's in love with his wife, so he'll be visiting less than saint, so things are looking up! ;D

Saint!! Pick me! Pick Me!! How many post do I have to have to kick either of these two in the nads? (ChadTower/Drew) :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

mrC
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: DrewKaree on January 21, 2005, 09:15:20 pm: Just one. I've gotta warn you, though....it'll be on your head........everytime saint administers an "adjustment", I cut down a tree and step on a frog in reprisal.....although I never told him, and now he knows it....mebbe the "treatments" will slow to a trickle.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: saint on January 21, 2005, 10:08:05 pm: I have no choice but to ban Drew from these forums.

I like frogs.

Now, where's that ban button . . .

Quote from: DrewKaree on January 21, 2005, 09:15:20 pm
Just one. I've gotta warn you, though....it'll be on your head........everytime saint administers an "adjustment", I cut down a tree and step on a frog in reprisal.....although I never told him, and now he knows it....mebbe the "treatments" will slow to a trickle.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Apollo on January 21, 2005, 10:08:32 pm: Yeah he came round to my house and slept with my wife and then kicked my @ss when I got to a thousand posts.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: saint on January 21, 2005, 10:15:07 pm: We just cuddled.

Quote from: Apollo on January 21, 2005, 10:08:32 pm
Yeah he came round to my house and slept with my wife and then kicked my @ss when I got to a thousand posts.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: DrewKaree on January 21, 2005, 10:20:59 pm: saint, if it helps my case any, everytime I come home from the tree/frog "git 'em back"ing, I always come on here and send a pm to myself......making especially sure to give this button a few extra presses before I'm done
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Shape D. on January 24, 2005, 01:13:30 pm: Just wondering, Ive never been kicked, slapped, smacked, or had anyone do anything to my wife. Am I not good enugh? :'(

:'( Now I know how Mr. Garrison felt. :'(
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: DrewKaree on January 24, 2005, 03:17:33 pm: It's not that you're not good enough....certainly, you aren't ;)

It's that you're not loved in the brutal way that FORCES us to love this place for all its quirks and oddities......and not just the ones the people who come here have!

Hey, how's that demo coming along? Trudging through the snow to the studio, or just writing for when you guys can see the roof and cut a hole to get in? ;D
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Shape D. on January 24, 2005, 03:38:10 pm: Quote from: DrewKaree on January 24, 2005, 03:17:33 pm
Hey, how's that demo coming along? Trudging through the snow to the studio, or just writing for when you guys can see the roof and cut a hole to get in? ;D
Two of the six songs are finished recording. I'm guessing now it will be about three more weeks till we are done recording. and about a week to mix it.
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Shape D. on January 25, 2005, 07:20:06 pm: ;D Post number 300 ;D
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Will someone please smack me around now?
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 25, 2005, 09:04:56 pm: pssh, lightweight =P

*attacks Shape D in KOL PvP*
Title: Re: Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?
Post by: danny_galaga on January 26, 2005, 03:26:39 am: what's knievel talking about? he's on post 106...