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Title: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: DrewKaree on January 14, 2005, 10:52:36 pm
Here you go....they theorize that due to the heat, he has shed MOST of his hairy covering....notice the eyes, beady and closed, from hiding out in caves during the day, coming out only at night to forage, which also explains the pale coloring.  Most likely, other Sasquatchi (that's plural  ;) ) find the odd coloring repulsive, which would explain the lack of other sightings - the female Sasquatch would find this pale specimen repulsive beyond belief, leading to extended celibacy. 

Usually heard around campsites at night, the t-shirt and pants were probably taken to guard from exposure, as the hair covering, while denser than a human's, simply doesn't offer enough protection.

Notice also the slack expression, accounting for the watch, most likely taken when the t-shirt was obtained, as shiny objects offer much joy and wonderment for the creature!

Evidently, this picture was taken during a rare daytime sighting, most likely due to this specimen's inability to find sufficient food and companionship.  It appears to have been taken by a quick-thinking person upon walking into their abode and spotting the creature.  It appears that the creature is about to turn and bolt back to its den. 

One can only hope we can find alive one of these hideous and far from graceful creatures to poke, prod, and study.  It appears due to lack of reproduction possibilities, this particular offshoot of the species may not present itself ever again  :'(

*disclaimer*
Any relation or similarity to anyone real or imagined is strictly coincidental and the author cannot be held responsible for such disfigurement on your part.  In other words - sucks to be you  ;)   ;D
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Bones on January 15, 2005, 12:34:40 am
You never mentioned this creatures purple volleys (which have not been captured by this photographer), but are rumored to exist.

Just can't wait to see a pic of DK..... C'mon bring it on, I seen where you wouldn't play ball in this thread:


http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,9346.0.html

:)

Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Harry Potter on January 15, 2005, 02:07:47 am
This is the self portrait DK didn't want us to see  ;D

(http://members.optusnet.com.au/bosss7/images/da_real_DK.JPG)
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Bones on January 15, 2005, 02:11:58 am
Ooooohhh. There's a little more definition there than I would have been comfortable in seeing.
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: SOAPboy on January 15, 2005, 02:24:10 am
This is the self portrait DK didn't want us to see
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Bones on January 15, 2005, 02:38:43 am
thats bad when a MALE has a camel toe.

Ha! Camel toe. I just never get sick of hearing that term.

Maybe a good name for my cab? The graphics are bound to be interesting.....
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: DrewKaree on January 15, 2005, 03:08:01 am
This is the self portrait DK didn't want us to see  ;D
I should kill you for revealing my identity, but I'm just so danged proud of my package, I figure the more people get to see....like this

(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=30485.0;id=8904;image)
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: danny_galaga on January 15, 2005, 05:34:39 am
hehe. you caught me out! the aussie equivalent of the sasquatch is called a 'yowie'...
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Bones on January 15, 2005, 06:28:46 am
What?  That's an odd name.  I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: danny_galaga on January 15, 2005, 07:09:19 am
you mean you haven't heard of yowies? what kinda australian are you?  ;D
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Bones on January 15, 2005, 07:17:55 am
Temporary....Remember? :)


Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Bones on January 15, 2005, 07:26:35 am
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~mhallett/yowie.htm

Sounds like a case of being exposed to eucalyptus haze for too long. Why can
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Mameotron on January 15, 2005, 11:11:01 pm
You never mentioned this creatures purple volleys (which have not been captured by this photographer), but are rumored to exist.

Just can't wait to see a pic of DK..... C'mon bring it on, I seen where you wouldn't play ball in this thread:


http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,9346.0.html

:)




Sure he did!!  You just have to go to the last page of the thread to find the picture of danny_galaga & DrewKaree ;D
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: danny_galaga on January 16, 2005, 01:06:02 am
in case you're wondering, i'm the handsome one  ;)
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: SOAPboy on January 16, 2005, 02:04:20 am
Grubbin some Peanut Butter, Butter, and Pickels now ^_^
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Bones on January 16, 2005, 05:57:50 am
I think I spotted Nana jumping threads.
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: Sasquatch! on January 16, 2005, 11:34:16 am
 ???

Also, that guy looks like Ronnie James Dio's son.
Title: Re: Picture of Aussie Sasquatch discovered! (-',)
Post by: DrewKaree on January 16, 2005, 01:08:36 pm
in case you're wondering, i'm the handsome one  ;)
Yeah, if you find getting "frying panned" handsome  ::)

You'll notice in his picture, he hasn't even turned around to show us his face, whereas I'm there in all my glory, sweaty 'pits and all!  and nanna's gettin' a bit "handsy" with me....notice my eyes closed  ;)

Ain't no shame in my game!