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Title: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 16, 2004, 12:01:05 pm
Guys check out Kingdom of Loathing (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/)

It's effing ridiculous parody (yet fun gameplay) of a mmporg/RPG ... if you were old enough in the reagan era to remember BBS's and Door games you'll be right at home.

My level 4 pastamancer was attacked by an Evil Undead Eblow macaroni!  The object is to get meat (which is the currency) and drink/booze.

It's cheezy, it's addictive, it's funny...  in a strongbad email-esque kinda way.

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 16, 2004, 12:54:56 pm
... if you were old enough in the reagan era to remember BBS's and Door games you'll be right at home.


I was and am. Thanks for the link.

addicted from the word go:

Quote
The Oriole speaks

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Goz on December 16, 2004, 01:49:54 pm
RAMPY

Thanks for the blast from the past.

-Goz
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 16, 2004, 02:03:35 pm
What a bummer, you seem to be limited to how long you can play per day. I already burned through my alloted time for today.

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 16, 2004, 02:43:53 pm
What a bummer, you seem to be limited to how long you can play per day. I already burned through my alloted time for today.

-S

time or turns?  It's turn based so you get a fixed amount of adventures per day.

The good thing is if you skip a day your adventures carry over to the next day (up until a max of 200) --  I remember staying up late and bopping into L.O.R.D. or tradewars and doing my "moves" right before midnight on a bbs, and then loggin in after midnight and doing some more or doing a 2nd attack/etc...  but then I was hosed for the rest of the next day =(

is your handle over there the same as it is here?  There's a surprising amount of depth and odd puzzles to solve, 90% i don't get... and they only give hints in the form of haiku's on the message board.

*shrug*

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 16, 2004, 03:25:48 pm
Looks like it's a turn limitation. In any case, I'm done for today. I'll be back tomorrow.

Yes, I'm Stingray over there as well.

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 16, 2004, 03:47:36 pm
The only thing lame is I already ran out of adventures for today.
i'm Shape_D over there.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on December 17, 2004, 01:10:31 am
So who is going to start the byoac clan for KOL?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 17, 2004, 09:28:00 am
So who is going to start the byoac clan for KOL?

you need to be level 7 to form your own clan.. I'm at 5 now...

If I get to 7 I'll make a byoac one.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: locash on December 17, 2004, 09:59:00 am
Stay away from goofballs
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: HaRuMaN on December 17, 2004, 10:07:32 am
dangit... I just used one, now that its used up, my stats are all like halved.  I guess once you start, you're hooked...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 10:38:28 am
Stay away from goofballs

Thanks for the advice. I took the "free sample" , but didn't use them.

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: locash on December 17, 2004, 10:41:27 am
They up your stats for 10 turns and then you suffer from withdrawal for 100 turns and your stats decrease for that period.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 17, 2004, 11:30:27 am
WEAK.

You start with 80 adventure points, but only get 40 gained per day.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: HaRuMaN on December 17, 2004, 11:37:53 am
I found you can gain some adventure points by eating food.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: screaming on December 17, 2004, 11:39:10 am
They up your stats for 10 turns and then you suffer from withdrawal for 100 turns and your stats decrease for that period.

  Ha! That's what you guys get for dealing with suspicious looking guys :)

 -S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 17, 2004, 12:02:35 pm
I found you can gain some adventure points by eating food.

and booze =)  but too much booze will incapacitate you... (but apparently there's some portions of the game only available to you more than half in the bag... but I havne't figured it out yet)

If you get the map (i forget it's name) that has you go into some septic tank, but it smells so bad you can't get in... combine two bum cheeks to make an asshat (you'll need meatpaste, obviously)

I just got around to getting a familiar:  a mosquito.. he's 10lbs but I've got him equipped with a hyperdermic needle that gives him +5lbs...  (if you haven't played the game, that's got to read as the oddest sentence you've ever read, no?)

i used up all my adventures and am still stuck on level 5, but as soon as I get to 7 i'll form byoac clan...  we can create this meat stash that if we get 50k in it, each memeber of the clan gets 500 meat a day.  (kinda like a credit union or something)

rampy

EDIT--> btw stingray check your kol messages...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 17, 2004, 12:13:57 pm
as soon as I get to 7 i'll form byoac clan... we can create this meat stash that if we get 50k in it, each memeber of the clan gets 500 meat a day. (kinda like a credit union or something)

rampy
Count me in, I'm a level three Saucerer AKA "parsley enchanter". I think you have to be level five to join one.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 12:31:10 pm
EDIT--> btw stingray check your kol messages...

Okie dokie, trying to figure out how this stuff works...

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 12:33:57 pm
Oh and I'm level three, my 40 adventures for today went too quickly. :(

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Luxury on December 17, 2004, 12:43:50 pm
Level 3 Accordian Theif here.  (TippityTom)  And I'll join the clan for sure.

It's actually a pretty fun game.  Great fun while at work.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 12:47:14 pm
I guess you can join a clan at level 3. I'm now seeing a Join Clan option when I enter the clan district. As soon as someone hits level seven & starts the BYOAC clan I'm there. :D

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 17, 2004, 01:21:53 pm
level 3 Disco Bandit. Count me in on the Clan
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 17, 2004, 01:39:01 pm
I found you can gain some adventure points by eating food.
I wish I would have known that yesterday, I sold all the food I found. I ate what I found today and got about 15 more adventure points.
I just got around to getting a familiar: a mosquito.. he's 10lbs but I've got him equipped with a hyperdermic needle that gives him +5lbs... (if you haven't played the game, that's got to read as the oddest sentence you've ever read, no?)
Mines only 1lb :'(
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 01:40:09 pm
level 3 Disco Bandit. Count me in on the Clan

I'm a level three Disco Bandit as well. Maybe we'll form a sub clan. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 17, 2004, 01:41:41 pm
I found you can gain some adventure points by eating food.
I wish I would have known that yesterday, I sold all the food I found. I ate what I found today and got about 15 more adventure points.
I just got around to getting a familiar: a mosquito.. he's 10lbs but I've got him equipped with a hyperdermic needle that gives him +5lbs... (if you haven't played the game, that's got to read as the oddest sentence you've ever read, no?)
Mines only 1lb :'(

How do you get a familiar.... Preferlably in a non haiku form ;-)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 17, 2004, 01:42:14 pm
level 3 Disco Bandit. Count me in on the Clan

I'm a level three Disco Bandit as well. Maybe we'll form a sub clan. ;)

-S
Deal.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 01:46:44 pm
How do you get a familiar.... Preferlably in a non haiku form ;-)

In the scary forest (or whatever it's called) I found a mosquito larva. I assume if I bought an incubator in the market I could grow it into a mosquito, but I don't have enough meat.

Another bizare statement that would make no sense outside the context of this game.

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 17, 2004, 02:01:56 pm


How do you get a familiar.... Preferlably in a non haiku form ;-)

you get a familiar grow terranium for 500 meat

i've got some familiar gro fertilizer, not sure if that's required...

the mosquito larvae is the easiest one to start with but there are many more...

I accidently ate my gnollish mushroom or i'd have a new one.  don't forget to take your familiar out on adventures with you... he's not going to get any bigger in his terranium.

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Luxury on December 17, 2004, 02:06:46 pm
How do you get a familiar.... Preferlably in a non haiku form ;-)

In the scary forest (or whatever it's called) I found a mosquito larva. I assume if I bought an incubator in the market I could grow it into a mosquito, but I don't have enough meat.

Another bizare statement that would make no sense outside the context of this game.

-S
Thats right.  Buy the Terrarium and put the larvae in it.  You now have a familiar!  My little mosquito (Gobert) is now 4 pounds, and replenishes HP every now and then.  Handy little guy. 

rampy - where do you get the bum cheeks?  The sleazy alleyway?  I've got the map and could really do with some new pants to replace my mariachi pants.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 02:13:24 pm
I wish there was some way to get more adventure points. I ate all the food I had, so I guess I'm out of luck until tomorrow.

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: HaRuMaN on December 17, 2004, 02:23:57 pm
I'm a level 2 Cilantro Seer.  If you make a clan, I'm in, lol.  This is fun.  :D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 17, 2004, 02:43:51 pm
How do you get a familiar.... Preferlably in a non haiku form ;-)

In the scary forest (or whatever it's called) I found a mosquito larva. I assume if I bought an incubator in the market I could grow it into a mosquito, but I don't have enough meat.

Another bizare statement that would make no sense outside the context of this game.

-S
Thats right.  Buy the Terrarium and put the larvae in it.  You now have a familiar!  My little mosquito (Gobert) is now 4 pounds, and replenishes HP every now and then.  Handy little guy. 

rampy - where do you get the bum cheeks?  The sleazy alleyway?  I've got the map and could really do with some new pants to replace my mariachi pants.

yeah from the "rushing bum" randomly... or perhaps in the haiku dungeon or something...     my familiar is slurpy the mosquito

I might have a spare pair of goblin pants if you want 'em.

rampy

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: locash on December 17, 2004, 03:12:48 pm
I'd swear that I got some cheeks fighting a rushing bum, but I can't find them anywhere in my inventory.  Where should they be?

Has anyone broken their Hippy Stone?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 17, 2004, 03:19:26 pm
I'd swear that I got some cheeks fighting a rushing bum, but I can't find them anywhere in my inventory.  Where should they be?

Has anyone broken their Hippy Stone?
there in equiptment, and no I havent broken it.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 04:05:07 pm

Has anyone broken their Hippy Stone?

I think breaking it at level 3 would be asking to get the crap kicked out of you every time you enter the campground.

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 17, 2004, 04:20:32 pm

Has anyone broken their Hippy Stone?

I think breaking it at level 3 would be asking to get the crap kicked out of you every time you enter the campground.

-S

I don't think it works like that... you can only attack someone on your level (assuming that you've broken your hippie stone, and the other person has broken their's.... you can't be attacked if your hippie stone is intact)

and, I don't think you have to be *in* the campground to be attacked... or do you? It's kinda weird, and i'm not sure I get it. 

*shrug*  Now that I have a goal (level 7) it's driving me crazy that I used up all my adventures... and i'm too full to eat any more, and i'm a the precipous (14 inebriation score) of being drunk...

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2004, 04:31:14 pm
and, I don't think you have to be *in* the campground to be attacked... or do you? It's kinda weird, and i'm not sure I get it.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 17, 2004, 04:50:11 pm
you get "too drunk to adventure" even though you still have adventures left (they carry over though till the next day...)

strike that you go on a "drunken stooper adventure" where the result is always bad (I couldn't help myself)

"You can't quite remember what happened during this adventure, but you're pretty sure it involved some hot Gnoll chick.

You lose 10 Meat

Way to go, Tiger."

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 17, 2004, 05:29:51 pm
Not all drunken adventures are bad.  Sometimes you'll wake up in a pile of your own vomit and you'll gain some meat.  ;)

I haven't done PVP yet, but I don't think you have to be in the campground.  Apparently, you can be attacked whenever or initiate a battle whenever with people of your level.

I'm a lvl 9 Pastamancer, been playing for a month or so.  Awesome game.  I'll be glad to hook anyone up with some booze/eats/tips/equipment.  In-game name is El_Bucle (remember, underscore!)

On a side note, ph34r me, n00bs! I am level NINE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 17, 2004, 06:08:11 pm
Anyone know what happens if you die?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 17, 2004, 06:17:09 pm
Nothing, really.  Don't fear the reaper. *air guitar*

You just get a condition called "beaten up" for three turns and you get 0 health (duh).  "Beaten up" lowers your maximum HP and MP, but it only lasts for three turns, so just rest at your campground for the three turns or something.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: HaRuMaN on December 17, 2004, 08:24:49 pm
I broke my hippie stone (I'm level two) and I attacked two people at the campground.  I got owned, lol.  You lose stats when you lose a player battle.  I lost one sarcasm.  :(
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 17, 2004, 09:04:21 pm
Man I thought playing LORD and Amroshia again was cool  <Convolution BBS>.  But this is a nice change.  I'm in too, level 2  Cilantro Seer.  <and my stones are still in tact   :P  >

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on December 18, 2004, 12:28:46 am
I broke my stone after seeing everyone else's level and not knowing what to do I decided against starting fights.  I am only level 2 but i have not played so far today.  as soon as someone gets to level 7 start the clan.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 18, 2004, 12:46:02 am
Hmm. . . I'm 9, but I'm already part of a clan. . . should I start one?

And if so, a clan name?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on December 18, 2004, 01:06:30 am
I say we pick some names and start a poll and run it for a few days and use that name.
my suggestion:

Clan of the BYOAC
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 18, 2004, 01:19:17 am
Just because I've always dreamed of being in a clan with the name:
Suck Gravity Force

and this one:
Defenders of the Semicolon

. . . but those are just my dreams.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zakk on December 18, 2004, 12:50:05 pm
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Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 18, 2004, 03:53:40 pm
although, it doesn't really matter... and i'm probably a week away from level 7, I'd kinda like to be the one to start the byoac clan.

*shrug* but like I said it doesn't really matter.

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 19, 2004, 01:12:44 am
Just because I've always dreamed of being in a clan with the name:
Suck Gravity Force

and this one:
Defenders of the Semicolon

. . . but those are just my dreams.


Defenders of the Semicolon could be the funniest name for a clan ever. I would so join that clan.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 19, 2004, 01:10:52 pm
I started a store at the mall (all proceeds go to the clan).  If you want to check it out, it's called El_Bucle's Topless Bar and Not Topless Grill.  20,000 meat profit so far, woohoo!

Edit: 50,000 now.  Donations of tomatoes, wads of dough, spices, herbs, dry noodles, and any sauceror-made pasta-applicable items are much appreciated.  ;D

Hurry up and make 7, rampy  ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 19, 2004, 07:04:30 pm
I started a store at the mall (all proceeds go to the clan).  If you want to check it out, it's called El_Bucle's Topless Bar and Not Topless Grill.  20,000 meat profit so far, woohoo!

Edit: 50,000 now.  Donations of tomatoes, wads of dough, spices, herbs, dry noodles, and any sauceror-made pasta-applicable items are much appreciated.  ;D

Hurry up and make 7, rampy  ;D

I'm going as fast as i can captain... do you have any suggestions for rapidly increasing mysticality? or any other fast leveling tips (or potions/etc you could loan me)

rampy

PS dont' forget to vote in the clan name poll...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 19, 2004, 11:55:15 pm
I am generic_eric in the game too!

I wonder what the average rate of level increase is.  I made level 3 on my first 40 adventures.  I assume that is normal???

edit:
I am a Seal Clubber
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 20, 2004, 10:39:08 am
I think the charaters relying on mysticalness seem to move up slower.  All my muscle skills are going up fast, but mysticality seems to go pretty slow.  Level 3 after 120 adventures
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: locash on December 20, 2004, 10:39:38 am
I took me nearly 120 adventures to get to level 3...of course 100 of them I was suffering the effects of goofball withdrawal.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 20, 2004, 11:50:16 am
I tried hittin the your option here but it didn't  let me put anything in.

I think

B                       Y   O   A                  C     
Brotherhood of Ye Olde Adventuring Companions

would be cool.


Hey, It changed where the letters are
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 20, 2004, 11:57:31 am
El bucle, thanks for the ingame tips...  delicious spicy noodles and cooking is the way to go.   I had discovered the power of the salty dog the day before and the mafia shop where they are only 10 meat each...

It's still going to take me a few days, but now that i've figured out how to "cook" and with some smart shopping at the mall and targeted adventuring I hope to be level 7 soon... thanks for your patience guys.  (i would have been their sooner if I didn't waste a weekends worth of stats on pvp losses =(  )

rampy

BTW the "your option here" is figurative, just reply with your option =)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 20, 2004, 12:16:30 pm
So is the only place to adventure the cobb's knob?  I'm a level 2 skink trainer.  What can I say... I like turtles ;D  This is pretty neat.  I'm up for joining a BYOAC clan when I reach level 3.
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 20, 2004, 12:21:25 pm
So is the only place to adventure the cobb's knob?
You can also go to the haunted pantry in the town, when you reach level 3 you can go to the spooky forest.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 20, 2004, 12:34:30 pm
I'm leveling at an ever-slowing pace.  I eat whatever I can "hork" for 10 meat at the mall and use all my adventures to cook, and I adventure about 5 times. I think I'm gonna be level 9 for a long time.  :'(

Oh, anybody know where to get little paper umbrellas?

So is the only place to adventure the cobb's knob? I'm a level 2 skink trainer. What can I say... I like turtles ;D This is pretty neat. I'm up for joining a BYOAC clan when I reach level 3.
-G

You can also go to the haunted pantry on the right side of the tracks or the sleazy back-alley on the wrong side of the tracks, but since you're a muscle-based character looks like you're stuck in cobb's knob for the time being :)

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 20, 2004, 12:41:10 pm
I'm going as fast as i can captain... do you have any suggestions for rapidly increasing mysticality? or any other fast leveling tips (or potions/etc you could loan me)
I've noticed that Mysticallity goes up faster in the haunted pantry.
and help out the guy in the gourd tower he gave me this:
Results:

    You drink the liquid from the gourd. It tastes like onions, but it makes you feel more powerful!
    You gain 30 Magicalness.
    You gain a Mysticality point!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 20, 2004, 01:28:17 pm
I'm going as fast as i can captain... do you have any suggestions for rapidly increasing mysticality? or any other fast leveling tips (or potions/etc you could loan me)
I've noticed that Mysticallity goes up faster in the haunted pantry.
and help out the guy in the gourd tower he gave me this:
Results:

    You drink the liquid from the gourd. It tastes like onions, but it makes you feel more powerful!
    You gain 30 Magicalness.
    You gain a Mysticality point!

Yeah, you need razor sharp lids... and each time you go back he increases what you need (5 lids, then 6 lids, then 7 lids...) if adventuring at the haunted pantry didn't stink meatwise, i'd do that more (feel free to send me your razor sharp lids if you want though =)

I'm up to level 6 now.  I need about 8.5 mystical stat points to get to level 7... so a steady diet of delicious spicy noodles and salty dog booze for me.

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 20, 2004, 01:32:32 pm
Rampy:

You've got CLs!
or PM, or uh.... screwit. Don't make me asparastab you.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 20, 2004, 01:59:10 pm
So about that stupid hippie stone....

I woke up this morning to find this:
From Tainted Bliss (#328745) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Monday, December 20, 12:43AM

    Tainted Bliss initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Moxie: You lost.
    Unbuffed Moxie: You lost.
    Buffed Mysticality: You lost.
    Canadianity Contest: You won.
    Pie-Eating Contest: You won.

    Tainted Bliss was able to successfully backstab you.

    Your PvP Ranking decreased by 1 point.

    Your attacker took 198 Meat from your closet.

    Your opponent said the following: :(


About that clan...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 20, 2004, 02:03:16 pm
Yeah, you need razor sharp lids... and each time you go back he increases what you need (5 lids, then 6 lids, then 7 lids...) if adventuring at the haunted pantry didn't stink meatwise, i'd do that more (feel free to send me your razor sharp lids if you want though =)

I'm up to level 6 now.  I need about 8.5 mystical stat points to get to level 7... so a steady diet of delicious spicy noodles and salty dog booze for me.

rampy
Sorry I need them myself as a sauceror. where do you get the noodles and the salty dog boose from?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RetroJames on December 20, 2004, 02:06:26 pm
I signed up as RetroJames - man it is a bit slow though huh?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 20, 2004, 02:11:19 pm
I signed up as RetroJames - man it is a bit slow though huh?
and addictive
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 20, 2004, 02:17:15 pm

Quote
Sorry I need them myself as a sauceror. where do you get the noodles and the salty dog boose from?

Noodles- cook them.  As a sauceror, you can't make noodle stuff  :(
Salty dog- mall.  Gotta be lvl 5.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 20, 2004, 02:20:03 pm
Yeah, you need razor sharp lids... and each time you go back he increases what you need (5 lids, then 6 lids, then 7 lids...) if adventuring at the haunted pantry didn't stink meatwise, i'd do that more (feel free to send me your razor sharp lids if you want though =)

I'm up to level 6 now.  I need about 8.5 mystical stat points to get to level 7... so a steady diet of delicious spicy noodles and salty dog booze for me.

rampy
Sorry I need them myself as a sauceror. where do you get the noodles and the salty dog boose from?

From the mall (unless you make the cocktail yourself) one of hte mafia stores has it  (you need to be level 5 to go into the mall though)

I'll try to send you some tomorrow if I have spare meat... I'm currently drunk & out of adventures and out of meat, but today was my best day yet... cooking is da bomb!  I need to get that Chef o-matic thingie that makes cooking not cost any adventures.

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 20, 2004, 02:24:29 pm
W-W-Wait. . .
There's a chef-o-matic thing that makes cooking not cost any adventures???

Thank you, lord!
What have I been wasting all these adventures for?

Any idea how to get it?  ;D

Edit: Ahh, the chef-in-the-box and bartender-in-the-box.  I got it.  In case anyone's wondering- http://kol.coldfront.net/index.php/content/view/75/0/
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 20, 2004, 02:48:25 pm
Does the Dr. Hobo Map need a twig to replace the scalpel?  I tried a jalapeno pepper and that didn't work but I don't have enough money to get another hermit permit and an item to use if I have get it from the hermit.
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 20, 2004, 03:05:43 pm
You don't get it from the hermit.  It's something sharp and scalpel-like, but it's not a sword.

Hey, at least I don't give hints in haiku.  ;)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 20, 2004, 03:52:25 pm
Alright well at least I don't need a hermit permit.  Thanks for the hint.  I'll figure it out. ;)

Gaaaahhhhhh!!!  I'm out of adventures.  Guess I'll have to play tomorrow.  Finished up as a level 3 Frog Director today.  This thing is so addictive.  I've been wanting to play FFX or FFVII again and this has kinda filled that void.  Plus I can play at work:D:D:D
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Ixliam on December 20, 2004, 05:11:06 pm
KOL is pretty fun, I've been on it for a good bit.

Ixliam - Level 19 Pastamancer - Leader of Whispers of Times Lost clan. Storeowner - Rick James Superfreaky Shop.

With mysticality based classes, once you either get the glove or the skill that lets you hit with your mysticality skill and not muscle, and a powerful staff (chrome or star), you can rock. I never cast spells anymore and average hits I do are about 220-230 damage.

Ixliam
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 20, 2004, 10:33:07 pm
Rampy - Thanks for the pants! I was walking around with my bare butt hanging out for quite some time.

I've been considering registering for more accounts here so I can seal the win for Defenders of the Semicolon. I doubt Saint would appreciate it.  :angel:

C'mon Saint, hack the board for the win of DO;  !!!!

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 21, 2004, 10:58:25 am
Rampy - Thanks for the pants! I was walking around with my bare butt hanging out for quite some time.

I've been considering registering for more accounts here so I can seal the win for Defenders of the Semicolon. I doubt Saint would appreciate it.  :angel:

C'mon Saint, hack the board for the win of DO;  !!!!



I'm reasonably confident I'll level up tomorrow and be able to start a clan...

Your welcome dark...  El_bucle I sent you some in game messages/request (and some knobb sausage chow mein)

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on December 21, 2004, 01:48:25 pm
Geez, this is an addicative game. I've played for 2 days now; level 4 Accordion Thief here.

Gotta get another butt cheek... and figure out cooking... and, and and.... ;)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 21, 2004, 02:56:10 pm
Hey thank rampy, those things rock. How much are those anyway? I'm only level 4 so I can't go to the mall yet. (hopefully i'll be five tomarrow.) Having a mosquito rocks, I love keeping my hp full without having to do anything. Anyone know of any other types of familiars?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 21, 2004, 03:23:35 pm
Dang!  I burned through the 40 turns today in like 10 minutes trying to get a 5th knob goblin firecracker.  Anybody got an extra they wanna hook a brother up with?
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 21, 2004, 06:45:18 pm
Dang!  I burned through the 40 turns today in like 10 minutes trying to get a 5th knob goblin firecracker.  Anybody got an extra they wanna hook a brother up with?
-G

you know you can get more adventures by boozing, and eating meals/food, right?

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 21, 2004, 07:19:13 pm
Hey thank rampy, those things rock. How much are those anyway? I'm only level 4 so I can't go to the mall yet. (hopefully i'll be five tomarrow.) Having a mosquito rocks, I love keeping my hp full without having to do anything. Anyone know of any other types of familiars?

The coolest familiars are the baby gravy fairy (cook this: fairy gravy + knob mushroom) and leprachaun (get four-leafed clover and go to spooky forest to get a bowl of lucky charms.  You might get a leprachaun once you eat it).

Thanks for the grub, rampy.  I sent you some meat & noodles.

Cooking kicks ass.  Power to the pastamancers!

We should get a production-line sort of thing going- if we can get a lot of scrumptious reagants, saucerors can combine them with hellion cubes, etc, and pastamancers can combine that with dry noodles to get some really nice foods.  Hell ramen, for example gives about 30 to each stat and gives a lot of adventures.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 22, 2004, 12:02:47 am
Heh...Once we got the clan together...That shouldn't be hard to accomplish at all.   :D

Now I just gotta find me a familiar...

Xar256 ;D
Sauceror at large
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 22, 2004, 08:39:36 am
Defenders of the Semicolon is now accepting clan members...  So all those folks level 3 and higher get on board (those below level 3, get to level 3 for larry christs sake)

Unless there's an objection, we're gonna limit it to bonafide byoac'ers right?

Special thanks to El_bucle for some handy tips, and stuff!

Our first goal is to get our clan stash up to 50k meat (then each member will get 500 meat automagically a day...)

rampy

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: locash on December 22, 2004, 09:10:41 am
I just applied for membership.  I go by Punk Ass B!tch over there.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Raleigh on December 22, 2004, 09:30:52 am
I applied as well.  I go by the same name (Raleigh) there.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 22, 2004, 09:46:59 am
Dang!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 22, 2004, 09:59:01 am
i applied to the clan, my name is EvilDruid
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 22, 2004, 10:06:51 am
Applied for the clan same name as this board
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 22, 2004, 10:26:04 am
you've all been approved =)

The whole clan thing opens up some more gameplay... where you can attack other clans and fortify your clan hq....

now all we need is a secret handshake!

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 22, 2004, 10:26:26 am
Quote
The Builders of Arcade Controls hath sworn allegiance to protect the semicolon from harm. Furthermore it is our destiny to smite the filthy fully colon and his merry band of misfit punctuation!

That credo is truly inspired!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 22, 2004, 10:35:46 am
glad you like it.. btw i'm putting a bunch of miscellaneous stuff in the coffers including some baked goods/booze to help out the lower characters...  I'll be stock piling stuff, and baking stuff for el_bucle to sell in the store so we can get to 50k+meat in our coffers.

i left the karma setting at 500, let me know if that's too low... (prevents people from just taking everything and selling it, bankrupting the clan)

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 22, 2004, 10:42:20 am
where can i go to sell items for meat? im level 4 pastamancer
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 22, 2004, 10:47:01 am
You have a sell option in your inventory menu...Or you can go to the flea market...but it costs 100 meat to list an item there.  Not sure where else.

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: screaming on December 22, 2004, 11:00:29 am
Defenders of the Semicolon, UNITE!

-Supa
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 22, 2004, 11:54:00 am
Applying for clan, username same as here.  Level 4 Turtle Tamer
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 22, 2004, 11:58:50 am
hey guys i had a scroll of turtle summoning, and i used it and i got an item Tortoises Blessing, whats that for?

also is there any use for bear fur? and are their any tutorials on cooking out there?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 22, 2004, 12:03:32 pm
Isn't it Defenders of the Semicolon UNTIE!

so far so good... it's kinda neat the little swap meat we got going... (no pun intended) by giving extra stuff it can help others complete adventures more easily or help them boost stats... and stuff...  (like my booze contributions)

I'll try and keep checking for new applications and approve them as soon as I can... but if I don't get to it right away, plz be patient.

rampy

sephie, is it a bar skin rug? combine it with wooden stake to make a barskin tent to fortify your campsite...    kol guide at coldfont has lots of tips/details/ and spoilers (http://kol.coldfront.net/)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: nighthawk2099 on December 22, 2004, 12:53:36 pm
I applied for access.... Nighthawk2099

ALL FOR ONE AND NONE FOR ME !
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 22, 2004, 02:03:00 pm
Cainith is applying for clan, hes my friend IRL
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 22, 2004, 02:27:21 pm
This clan thing rocks, I was able to get to level 5 today thanks to the clan. and I'm willing to throw in a bunch o' meat as I earn it so we make it to 50,000. I've already thrown in 1,000.  Is there a clan store in the mall yet?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on December 22, 2004, 02:28:34 pm
Applied for clan membership, oh great and powerful Rampmeister.

Are there any other Accordian Thieves in the guild?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 22, 2004, 02:37:05 pm
I applied

Should make level 4 soon.....Currently a Level 3 Puffin Intimidator (Seal Clubber)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 22, 2004, 02:37:43 pm
yeah the clan definately rocks, thanks to some food in there i was able to get a bunch of extra adventures today. I donated some old equipment for lower levels to use and threw in some meat



"Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. "

wow i never saw that, cool  8)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 22, 2004, 02:50:33 pm
Heh...Once we got the clan together...That shouldn't be hard to accomplish at all.   :D

Now I just gotta find me a familiar...

Xar256 ;D
Sauceror at large

I donated a mosiqutio larva to the clan, so and there are two others
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on December 22, 2004, 03:23:20 pm
How does a level 4 make a decent amount of money? It seems to be coming slow so far.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 22, 2004, 05:49:59 pm
I applied

Go defenders of the semicolon! =D

same name
Zydeco Rogue (Accordian thief)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 22, 2004, 06:31:00 pm
all approved...

I spent the money bucle gave from his store on a "Girls of Loathing" calender which gives everyone in the clan +3 adventures per day...

the meat tree is supposed to give 500 meat a day per clan member but we need to get our coffers back up to 50K meat again, I think for that to work...

*shrug*

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 22, 2004, 06:49:37 pm
I thought the meat tree gave back 1% of the coffer/day up to 500. We should have some stuff coming back even without 50,000 in there
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 22, 2004, 08:15:13 pm
I thought the meat tree gave back 1% of the coffer/day up to 500. We should have some stuff coming back even without 50,000 in there

that sounds right... I assumed as much but didn't know for sure... 

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 23, 2004, 09:23:32 am
i cant find anywhere good to level up my lvl 4 pastamancer. i either get owned, or i do ok but i dont make mysticality in those spots. where can i make mysticality at level 4?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 23, 2004, 09:33:44 am
i cant find anywhere good to level up my lvl 4 pastamancer. i either get owned, or i do ok but i dont make mysticality in those spots. where can i make mysticality at level 4?

Have you tried the Spooky Temple? (in the woods) There's no fighting, no meat, it's all traps that up your stats by 1-3 sub-points, mostly mysticality and Moxie, but some muscle. 

I added the map, and the needed items to unlock the map's quest to the stash. 
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 23, 2004, 09:51:55 am
i cant find anywhere good to level up my lvl 4 pastamancer. i either get owned, or i do ok but i dont make mysticality in those spots. where can i make mysticality at level 4?

Seph,

You should re-read the first few pages of posts where I asked about leveling up my pastamancer in order to get to 7 quickly...   My first tip is DONT PvP!

If you're tough enough adventure in the knobs cobs kitchen.  I'm going to send you (later today) some uber chow mein that should get you to level 5, and then you can shop at the mall and scour for cheap salty dog or incrediants to make better dishes.  Get the oven if you don't have it already.

You want to eat and drink your way (but don't get drunk) to higher mysticality =)

rampy


BTW I added a book of magicalness to the clan's gym... will add more furniture down the road. 
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 23, 2004, 10:24:12 am
cool i used the book and some beer to get to level 5 but im full and at 14 drunkness, so i guess im done for the day =(   I learned my first spell though, and i unlocked the spooky forest. I also added a strength item and a moxie item 500 karma each to the stash.

if anyone has any razor-sharp can lids i could use them =)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 10:49:54 am
I'll give you my 1 razor sharp can lid if you tell me what to use them for.  ;)
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 23, 2004, 10:57:54 am
if you have a bunch of them you can give them all to the gourd tower guy for a potion, each time you do it it goes up how many you need. it raises your mysticality when you drink one
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 11:00:13 am
Oh, he told me he wanted firecrackers.  Cool I'll go put it in the stash for ya.
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 23, 2004, 11:05:00 am
thx  :)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 23, 2004, 11:10:14 am
Oh, he told me he wanted firecrackers.  Cool I'll go put it in the stash for ya.
-G
It changes depending on class,
fighter types need fire crackers
magic types need can lids
rougish types need spider webs
when you give him the required ammount he'll give you a gourd potion that gives you 30 sub points to your charechters main stat.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 11:17:50 am
Cool.  I thought that may be the case.  Anybody got any firecrackers they don't want/need?  Also is there somewhere other than the flea market I can buy food/booze.  I can't get into the mall yet.
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 23, 2004, 11:19:51 am
i just realized I have a problem...

I adventure for more noodles, mushrooms, spices, and sausauge, so I can cook more chow mein, so I can adventure more so I can get more nooodles, mushrooms, spices, and sausage to make more chowmein so I can adventure more to get more...

I'm trying to get the liver of steel in the deep fat friar's forest but keep getting ---my bottom--- handed to me in the dark part of the woods. (liver of steel will let you go up to 20 drunkness)

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 11:30:59 am
So can anybody cook or just pastamancers and saucerers.  Being a turtle tamer I haven't found a way to gain more adventures on a consistent basis.  And it's too much fun so I keep blowing my 40(+3) in like an hour.  Now I know why Evercrack got so popular.
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 23, 2004, 11:37:37 am
anyone can cook, but there are some items that only can be made by pastamancers or saucerors.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 23, 2004, 11:41:02 am
So can anybody cook or just pastamancers and saucerers.  Being a turtle tamer I haven't found a way to gain more adventures on a consistent basis.  And it's too much fun so I keep blowing my 40(+3) in like an hour.  Now I know why Evercrack got so popular.
-G

It takes you a whole hour?  I burn mine in under 15 minutes!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 23, 2004, 11:49:25 am
Woo Hoo Level 5 baby!  And a brand spankin' new Mosquito named Gnat <5lbs now> Thanks for the lava donation! 
I've donated a few items, and a bunch of firecrackers...But for those that don't need them...don't forget to donate the can lids for those of us magic folk then.  <Please>   ;D

I'm just starting to learn to cook, I've come up with IMHo a decent combo for those interested.  Bat Gut and spices --> Bat Hagis <gave me 5 adventures and 10 muscleboundness>  Not sure if this is good, but at level 4 It was a nice boost!  :)

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 11:55:16 am
Is there a cooking tut. or something?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 23, 2004, 12:07:51 pm
well, part of the fun is discovering/figuring things out for yourself...

but most spoilers/answers are just a google or http://kol.coldfront.net away...

http://kol.coldfront.net/index.php/content/view/76/0/

recipes:  (thjere's another guide out there that gives the Fullness factor and what each dish gives)

hint: combine herbs and spices to make secret blend of herbs and spices
That and noodles will give delish noodles...

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 23, 2004, 12:09:26 pm
Level 4 Disco Bandit having a hard time getting to level 5.

But do need to start cooking stuff. Any tips appreciated.
Also I need 1 spider web to complete gourd quest. (i hope this will take me over to level 5).
run out of adventures to quickly and don't seem to be making too much meat. Any tips will be appreciated.

Thanks
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 23, 2004, 12:24:15 pm
Crap...I jumped the gun...Still Level 4   :'( . Ah well...Maybe another day or 2.   ;D

At least I'm getting these map quests figured out  :)

Xar256 ;D

<Hmmm...Do I see a new "longest thread" coming soon?>
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 23, 2004, 12:34:14 pm
Crap...I jumped the gun...Still Level 4 :'( . Ah well...Maybe another day or 2. ;D
what class are you?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 23, 2004, 12:42:30 pm
Sauceror.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 23, 2004, 12:55:01 pm
I'm dropping of some salty dogs in a little bit in the clan warehouse, they give you a few mysticality and some more adventure points. I won't be able to get you to level 5 though. and watch your drunkeness.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 23, 2004, 01:03:46 pm
Sweet!  Thanks!  Man...This game is getting adictive.  I should probably go do some work or something...hmmm...Oh it's noon...Time for lunch break.   :o

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 23, 2004, 01:16:34 pm
hey i can learn pastamancery now, anyone wanna give me 2k meat? =P
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 23, 2004, 01:58:02 pm

Also I need 1 spider web to complete gourd quest. (i hope this will take me over to level 5).

Dropped off a web for ya.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 23, 2004, 02:26:05 pm
Cool.  I thought that may be the case.  Anybody got any firecrackers they don't want/need?  Also is there somewhere other than the flea market I can buy food/booze.  I can't get into the mall yet.
-G
in some places, the baddies drop booze.  Either whitey's grove (white lightning) or the barrel full of barrrels in the mountain(whiskey and something else).  but watch out, the enemies are no joke.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 23, 2004, 02:34:15 pm
I've been buying booze from the mall and putting it in the clan stash, but we have a bunch of alkies in our clan so it goes pretty quickly =)

rampy

ps xar send you some chowmein, seph got like 1k towards your pasta skill
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 02:49:37 pm
Cool.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 23, 2004, 02:55:35 pm
Has anyone had to defend the semicolon yet?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 03:04:16 pm
No, but I was wondering how we get military resources or what we do with them.  Fearless leader? ???
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 23, 2004, 03:04:48 pm
I'd like to...<hic>...thank everybody...<urp>...who's helped me...<hic>...out today...<hic>...I think...<urp>...I've done as much as...<hic>...I...<hic>...possible can do without...<urp>...hospitalizing myself...<urp>

<hic>...I love...<hic>...you guyz... <hic>

<SMASH>....<snore>

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 03:26:57 pm
Anybody got a big rock I can have?  I can trade something but I don't have much to give right now.
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 23, 2004, 03:36:21 pm
No, but I was wondering how we get military resources or what we do with them.  Fearless leader? ???
-G

uh.. well... they are purchased with clan coffers, along with bags of goodies which represent our clan's status...

Since we don't have any googies (yet) to steal, I don't think we'll be attacked... i wanted to put up the things that will help characters build up quicker first (meat tree, calender, gym... before blowing money on the other accoutraments)

we can always vote on what to get next =P

BTW griff, what's the big rock for?

*shrug*

rampy

Not sure if you see this part when you guys are in the war section....
#####

Bags of Goodies: These represent your clan's wealth and status. Other clans will try to steal these, and you'll try to steal them from other clans.   1000 Meat   

Bowls of Oatmeal: These feed your clan army -- each Grunt, Grrrrrlgoyle, and Archer needs 1 Bowl of Oatmeal per day, or they'll get angry and leave.   3 Meat   

Cinder Blocks: You can build a wall out of Cinder Blocks, to make it more difficult for enemy ground forces to invade your Clan Hall and steal your Goodies. This wall can contain no more than 1000 blocks.   150 Meat   

Knob Goblin Grunts: You can hire teenage Knob Goblins to act as your basic ground forces.   300 Meat   

Grrrrrlgoyles: You can hire sassy Grrrrrlgoyles to act as your air forces. They are not affected by enemy Cinder Block Walls.   500 Meat   

Recliners: You can buy recliners to put on the roof of your Clan Hall, for La-Z-Archers to sit in.   1500 Meat   

La-Z-Archers: You can hire effective but slovenly archers to defend your Clan Hall against attackers. They are effective against both Grunts and Grrrrrgoyles, but won't work for you unless they have someplace to sit.   500 Meat   

Phantom Trollbooth: If you build this, attacking clans will have to pay the Troll Toll of 10,000 Meat in order to attack you. This Meat will go into your Clan Coffer.  50000 Meat
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 03:39:56 pm
That's cool.  It deosn't really matter to me.  I'd rather not be attacking or getting attacked. Especially sine I get  my arse kicked by a barrell. 

Thanks for putting in the hobo-flex.  Now if I only had some more adventures to use on it.
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 23, 2004, 03:46:54 pm
That's cool.  It deosn't really matter to me.  I'd rather not be attacking or getting attacked. Especially sine I get  my arse kicked by a barrell. 

Thanks for putting in the hobo-flex.  Now if I only had some more adventures to use on it.
-G

we'll be getting a tanning bed next for the accordian thieves... btw I discovered you cn use the hoboflex drunk!

So if you don't want your last few drunk adventures to carry over, you can use them in the gym... (I bring my drunkeness right up to 14 (well now 19 with my liver of steel) and then do a salty dog to get +10 mysticality and 5 or so extra adventures...  that i'll be too drunk too use, but now I can go to the gym. (or just let them carry over)

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 03:58:48 pm
Not sure if you see this part when you guys are in the war section....
#####

No we don't get  to see that stuff.  Thanks for the info!
-G

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 23, 2004, 04:01:02 pm
I'm kind of wondering... what happens when your health goes to 0 or your mojo to 0 in this game. I've never had the 'moxie' ;) to try it
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: simplygriff on December 23, 2004, 04:06:35 pm
If your health goes to 0 you're considered beaten up and your stats go to 1/2 for 3 adventures.  Don't know anything about mojo...
 
I'll be gone for the weekend.  Good luck on everyone's adventures and have a Merry Christmas!
-G
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 23, 2004, 04:10:54 pm
the mojo i'm guessing would be like magic points in any othe game. I'd assume once you run out you can't use skills until you get more.

Hey and everyone get a tent for your campsite. when I added one to mine i went from gaining 4 hp per rest to 19 hp per rest.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 23, 2004, 04:13:37 pm
the mojo i'm guessing would be like magic points in any othe game. I'd assume once you run out you can't use skills until you get more.

Hey and everyone get a tent for your campsite. when I added one to mine i went from gaining 4 hp per rest to 19 hp per rest.

there should be stuff to make a bar skin tent (bar skin + stakes) for a slightly better tent than the newbie sport tent in the clan stash... 

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 23, 2004, 04:20:09 pm
the mojo i'm guessing would be like magic points in any othe game. I'd assume once you run out you can't use skills until you get more.

Hey and everyone get a tent for your campsite. when I added one to mine i went from gaining 4 hp per rest to 19 hp per rest.

there should be stuff to make a bar skin tent (bar skin + stakes) for a slightly better tent than the newbie sport tent in the clan stash... 

rampy
Thats the one I use,  I should have explained that. the newbie sport tent is expensive.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 23, 2004, 05:13:51 pm
Hey everybody,

Not that I'm not loving this thread, but I think soon it's going to become a little unwieldy.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 23, 2004, 07:19:30 pm
I've been playing my char for a few days, but haven't accessed the board -

I applied, and will soon be donating my sharp can lids. Any help with Spider webs is appreciated.

Oh, and has anyone had any luck getting the pretenious paint? I got lots of lids, but no paint... Damn pantry.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 23, 2004, 08:03:46 pm
I got the paint yesterday.  It shows up at random in the pantry.  Keep trying.  I still need to get the brush myself.

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 23, 2004, 08:03:59 pm
It's just something you randomly get. It took me about 50 turns before I got the paint
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 23, 2004, 08:10:36 pm
I've got some spare spider webs... (Did you know you can combine spider webs to make stickier webs to fling at enemies?) which i will add to the clan coffers

but anyways...

Xar256... I've got too much to moderate as it is ( KoL is cutting into my byopvr forum posting )  I don't need to control *everything*  :P

IT's a good idea (to start a yahoo group or what have you) as this thread will get unwieldy (although I kinda like it being in one of the sites I already check freqently.. but  we can't take over the everything else forum with kol threads)

if at some point we out grow the yahoo groups, I could donate some space for an "official" DO; website (if someone else wanted to run it)

but i digress, we've still lot of ingame work to do... there's la-Z archers to buy and meat to stack, and pasta to mancer, and booze to cock(tail)

*Shrug* I'm just a rambling don't mind me...

rampy

I've got paint but no brush as well...

EDIT -->  btw be on the lookout as Jick (the game coder) has been known to grant "chrisbo" gift items to everyone...  and other holidays change effects and other items/adventures (if you are THAT much of a dork to be playing on xmas --- see you there =P )
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 23, 2004, 09:57:35 pm
Quote
Xar256... I've got too much to moderate as it is ( KoL is cutting into my byopvr forum posting )  I don't need to control *everything* 

Fair enough.  I understand completly.  I'll smoothing out some of the rough edges of the site over the weekend.  But it is certainly functional now.

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 24, 2004, 12:43:14 am
Finally! I have pretentious paint! I can start working on my tattoo collection!

I have a meat vortex - apparently it is suppose to get you tons of meat. I've been afraid to use it, since I'm not sure of the
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 24, 2004, 01:33:47 am
I have a meat vortex - apparently it is suppose to get you tons of meat. I've been afraid to use it, since I'm not sure of the  length of the effect, and how it's power could best be abused for the clan meat stash. I want to give it to the best player who can abuse it!

Does the meat stash max at 50,000? Because we already have 10K!

Also, is there a reason we can only train magic and strength, but not moxy in the clan gym?

The meat vortex only sells at the store for 49 meat, so I'd assume it wouldn't give that much meat.  I used one once (not in battle) and it stole 150 meat from me.

And we've got 120k in the stash, not 10k.   ;D

As for the gym, rampy just needs to buy a tanning bed.  It's not that expensive, is it?  C'mon, we're (comparably) rich!  ;)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 24, 2004, 11:17:03 am
WOO HOO!!! I got the paint brush today!!!  YaY!

And for those with Mosquito Familiars...save up some meat and pick up a hypodermic needle from the mall, or get someone to do it for you...Gnat's been pumping me full of HP's almost constantly since <Hint look for the lowest prices at the mall...Got mine for 1750 meat>
Bumped Gnat from 9lbs to 14lbs.   ;D

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 24, 2004, 12:28:52 pm
cool xar i will have to get that needle. I been leveling up mosquito up at the arena for a little bit i think hes 8lbs now. i got him kinda late, didnt get him till lvl 5 , im 6 now.

oh yeah it was awesome i was in the chat room and some guy just gave me some hell ramen and meat. those hell ramen own!


btw whats the best thing to do with my dry noodles? should i just sell them on the flea market or should i try to make some uber food with them?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 24, 2004, 02:03:50 pm
cool xar i will have to get that needle. I been leveling up mosquito up at the arena for a little bit i think hes 8lbs now. i got him kinda late, didnt get him till lvl 5 , im 6 now.

oh yeah it was awesome i was in the chat room and some guy just gave me some hell ramen and meat. those hell ramen own!


btw whats the best thing to do with my dry noodles? should i just sell them on the flea market or should i try to make some uber food with them?

if you are a pasta mancer (i forget who is what) cook with them to make your own dishes to eat (and give the surplus to the clan stash or el bucle for selling at the store)  or just donate the raw dry noodles to the clan stash and we'll make good use of 'em =)

I added a tanning bed to the gym  for the whining thieves... and the clan paid for some moxy training for everyone!

rampy

BTW XAR you can geth needle if you enter your familiar into the cake arena and win 10 times... (which is 10 adventures and 1000 bucks so maybe it's break even to get it at the mall)

*shrug*
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 25, 2004, 09:39:18 am
oooh! I got a crimbo stocking... I don't even want to  open it...

###
December 25
Like the opposite of a thief in the night, Father Crimbo swung by each and every campsite in the Kingdom and left a little surprise. Check the miscellaneous section of your inventory.
###

Merry crimbo everybody, and to all a good meat!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 25, 2004, 03:13:55 pm
Your stocking has egg nog, a candy cane, a ginger bugbear, and A present - my present was a bow and a tiny sword thingie.

Also to everyone - search for Hell Ramen in the mall -  for 10 meat you get 16+ adventures, 20+ moxie strength and magic, 20+ meat.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 25, 2004, 03:20:14 pm
ACT FAST!!!!!!!!!!!

In the mall there is a store I just found that is having a Merry Crimbo Sale.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 25, 2004, 11:07:02 pm
Your stocking has egg nog, a candy cane, a ginger bugbear, and A present - my present was a bow and a tiny sword thingie.

Also to everyone - search for Hell Ramen in the mall -
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 26, 2004, 12:32:16 am
i sold my bow i got in my stocking for 900k in the trade channel! woot
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 26, 2004, 04:33:23 pm
Anyone see http://kolmelion.sourceforge.net/ ?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 26, 2004, 07:29:29 pm
i sold my bow i got in my stocking for 900k in the trade channel! woot

checks the clan's meat stash contribution log... hmm...  ;)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 26, 2004, 09:03:58 pm
man if you didnt sell your stocking hold on to it, theyre selling for like 3 mill. wish i didnt open mine!!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on December 26, 2004, 10:42:09 pm
 >:(Man my --I'm attempting to get by the auto-censor and should be beaten after I re-read the rules-- is  getting owned in everthing except the haiku dungeon, outskirts of knobs cob, haunted pantry and and some other place.  Every time i adventure off into a new section that opens up for me i get owned.  I died like 3 times yesterday in like 15 adventures.  For those feeling the effect of goof balls or poison you could go to the gym and work it out.  helped me increase muscle easily.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 26, 2004, 11:29:41 pm
Wow, this game is addictive.

Rampy, any objections to my second character joining the clan? My karma has always been above 500!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 26, 2004, 11:36:20 pm
yeah i think im gonna end up making a 2nd char, i want to keep playing but i run out of adventures!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 27, 2004, 09:52:30 am
I'm not sure multi is such a good idea... i'd check the kol code of conduct...

I'm not sure how you guys don't have any adventures...

I start off with like 43, I drink my way to almost 70 adventures...

chow down on 3 chow mein and that's almost a 100 more...

*Shrug*

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 10:01:41 am
Where do you get the chow mein?  I have trouble getting food.  i'm level 4.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 10:09:14 am
you gotta buy it or make it. im assuming you started before christmas eve right? just sell your stocking if you didnt open it, or if you did you can sell your bow for like 800k. then you can buy all the hell ramen and chow mein you want.

i will send you a chow mein to help out
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 10:12:09 am
I'm not sure multi is such a good idea... i'd check the kol code of conduct...

I'm not sure how you guys don't have any adventures...

I start off with like 43, I drink my way to almost 70 adventures...

chow down on 3 chow mein and that's almost a 100 more...

*Shrug*

rampy

well i run out cause im addicted and i sit here at work and use up my adventures in like 40 minutes and then i got nothing to do, i just got the iron liver i drink a bunch of salty dogs and eat hell ramens but i still use em all up.

multiing is allowed you just not supposed to really give your other chars items directly
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 10:26:25 am
you gotta buy it or make it. im assuming you started before christmas eve right? just sell your stocking if you didnt open it, or if you did you can sell your bow for like 800k. then you can buy all the hell ramen and chow mein you want.

i will send you a chow mein to help out

Thanks.  I did open my stocking, used the stuff, but I believe I still have the bow because I don't know what to do with it.  What is it?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 10:33:36 am
enter chat, type /c trade    to go to the trade channel. the price has went down a little bit since christmas day, but you can easily sell a bow for 700k. just say in the trade channel selling a bow for 700k , mine sold very quickly for 900k but that was the day they came out.

its used in meatsmithing, you can combine something with it to make a bowstaff, which is part of the new tuxedo outfit, its not really good but veterans with lots of cash collect that kind of stuff so youre better off just selling it
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 11:02:27 am
Okay, dumb question, but where tf is the chat?   ???
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 27, 2004, 11:06:03 am
Okay, dumb question, but where tf is the chat?   ???
You can see it on the right pane.  You need to pass a literacy test though...I don't remember how the chat is displayed before passing the test.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 11:08:37 am
I may be failing the test by asking, but where is the test?

FOUND IT.

It took me three tries to pass the test.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 11:33:03 am
there ya go, now youre set for youre life as a newbie unless you waste it on something dumb =p

i recomend buying a few hell ramens / knob sausage chow meins from the mall. im not sure what the best drinks are but for mages salty dogs are really good. also dont forget to upgrade your weapons and stuff
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 27, 2004, 11:35:57 am
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.  Get the following items:

Frilly Skirt
Empty Meat tank (Use the knollish toolboxes to see what's in them, you'll eventually get an empty meat tank)
Meat stack (Make from 100 meat)
Spring,
Sprocket
Cog

Combine the spring, sprocket and cog to make a sprocket and cog assembly
Fill the meat tank with the meat stack
Combine the sprocket assembly with the full meat tank to make a meat engine
Combine that with a frilly skirt to make a clockwork housekeeper.
Install the clockwork housrkeeper at your campsite for 4 extra adventures per day.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 11:38:46 am
nice! also the imitation watch from the crimbo stocking adds 3 adventures a day also
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 11:42:18 am
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 27, 2004, 11:47:20 am
three day weekends rock, showed up to find 172 adventures and 2400 meat
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 27, 2004, 12:19:46 pm
3 day weekend plus what i get for today, so 4 days
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Luxury on December 27, 2004, 02:47:58 pm
just sold a tiny plastic sword i got from crimbo stocking for 2.5mil.  yay! 
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Raleigh on December 27, 2004, 02:53:21 pm
just sold a tiny plastic sword i got from crimbo stocking for 2.5mil.  yay! 

I think I will hang on to mine.  It appears to have more usefullness then a pile of meat.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 03:53:21 pm
rampy my new character Eclipsed is going to be applying to the clan
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 27, 2004, 03:57:37 pm
rampy my new character Eclipsed is going to be applying to the clan
Don't you already have a charechter in the clan?
Having more than one charechter gaining the 500 meat per day bonus off the same clan seems like it would violate the policies of loathing.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 04:01:07 pm
What is this 500 meat per day of which you speak?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 27, 2004, 04:02:37 pm
What is this 500 meat per day of which you speak?
After I singed up for the clan I've been getting three extra adventures a day, and 500 meat per day.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 04:04:03 pm
Nice... membership has its benefits.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 04:23:02 pm
the extra meat comes from the meat tree bonus.

and i looked up the policies, youre not allowed to make "mules" basicly to use up all their adventures aquiring items to give to your "main". as long as they are 2 active real characters, they have no problem with multi accounts
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 04:25:12 pm
Anyone who has passed the literacy test should already know this! 
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 04:27:53 pm
yeah i just usually have lots of down time at work this time of year, so i need more adventures to kill the time. My new guy is a seal clubber, totally different feel than a pastamancer. Right now on my mancer, all i do is fight with spells i havent used my weapon in a while. Mainly because im fighting in areas that I can barely survive in but my best spell right now hits for like 40+ damage so it usually 1 shots them if they dont kill me first


Edit:  btw anyone know a good drink for strength/adventures?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 27, 2004, 04:39:54 pm
 :police: It still seems shady to me :police:
But I'm not in charge
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Raleigh on December 27, 2004, 04:48:42 pm
My opinion is that we do not allow multis in the clan.  Let the multis join or start a different clan, no big deal.

It would be nice to see another wave of BYOAC'ers joining though.  We have lots to offer the new players, and it would be cool to see the clan grow with "NEW" members.

BTW:  Rampy, if we can have titles, put me down for "Door Greeter".  I have a friendly smile to welcome people in, and a firm handshake to let people know not to act up. :police:
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 27, 2004, 04:54:57 pm
Since I'm already the Chief Kicker around here, you can put me down as bouncer.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 27, 2004, 05:40:54 pm
What is the Clan store?

If I need stuff might as well help the clan
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 27, 2004, 07:15:37 pm
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.  Get the following items:

Frilly Skirt
Empty Meat tank (Use the knollish toolboxes to see what's in them, you'll eventually get an empty meat tank)
Meat stack (Make from 100 meat)
Spring,
Sprocket
Cog

Combine the spring, sprocket and cog to make a sprocket and cog assembly
Fill the meat tank with the meat stack
Combine the sprocket assembly with the full meat tank to make a meat engine
Combine that with a frilly skirt to make a clockwork housekeeper.
Install the clockwork housrkeeper at your campsite for 4 extra adventures per day.


Thanks, Made one today. 40 just ain't enugh.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Raleigh on December 27, 2004, 08:08:24 pm
Since I'm already the Chief Kicker around here, you can put me down as bouncer.

Well "Door Greeter" was the polite way of stating bouncer, but if your going to be bouncer I will take "Bean Counter" as that is what I do for a living anyway.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: SirPeale on December 27, 2004, 08:09:16 pm
Damn you all!  I was just going to blow this off, but decided to give it a try.  Now I'm addicted too!  And I don't have any time left for the day!

Is this a 24 hour day, or how long?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Raleigh on December 27, 2004, 08:13:17 pm
It rolls over at ~ 11:30 - Midnight each day.  Do you go by the same name in the game, I can send you a little food and drink.  By eating/drinking you can get more turns and increase stats.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 27, 2004, 08:23:33 pm
what level do yhou need to be to see degrassi's knoll? im lvl 5 and I still don't see it???
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: SirPeale on December 27, 2004, 08:26:03 pm
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll. 

Where is this?  Or have I just not unlocked it yet?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: SirPeale on December 27, 2004, 08:27:15 pm
It rolls over at ~ 11:30 - Midnight each day.  Do you go by the same name in the game, I can send you a little food and drink.  By eating/drinking you can get more turns and increase stats.

Yup, I'm Peale there as well.  No need to send me anything, it's time for a break anyway.

Did we ever decide on a clan name?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Raleigh on December 27, 2004, 08:30:28 pm
Yup, clan name is Defenders of the Semicolon.  Be sure to apply, there are great benefits.  500 meat each day, extra adventures and access to the clan stash as well as other things.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: SirPeale on December 27, 2004, 08:32:42 pm
Yup. already applied and accepted.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 27, 2004, 08:37:56 pm
titles given out...

uhm... my personal preference is to not have/encourage multis in the clan... but that's not a strong conviction on my part.

If you have a legitimate 2nd character and aren't mule-ing/etc in anyway or doing anything improper that would make it cheating I guess it's ok (in the spirit of the game)...

maybe we should have another poll =)

rampy

BTW I accidently got drunk too soon, by accidently clicking on the tavern (After solving the rat problem) when I was at 19 drunkeness and scored a ton of moxie points, but now i can't do any adventures... I can cook/bartend I guess but i'm short on supplies... I guess I'll just use the adventures tomorrow...

I'm currently working on defiling the cript but the main big baddy kicks ---my bottom--- all over the place...

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 27, 2004, 09:36:46 pm
Rampy, I'd like a title... You need to make something to the effect of my unpopular multi idea.

My 2nd character found a good home in a clan that paid me 20K to join, so it is cool.

Also, they had a "clan activity" log, that was kinda cool
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on December 27, 2004, 10:28:51 pm
Also, they had a "clan activity" log, that was kinda cool

Whats that? maybe we should invest in one.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 27, 2004, 10:39:14 pm
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll. 

Where is this?  Or have I just not unlocked it yet?

It's in the plains, Unlocked at Level 4.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 27, 2004, 11:02:47 pm
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.

Where is this? Or have I just not unlocked it yet?

It's in the plains, Unlocked at Level 4.


I didn't see it until level 6 myself...Might be something else that unlocks it...I think a whole lot of thing opened up for me after a recent visit to the Council of Loathing in town.

Xar256
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 27, 2004, 11:27:52 pm
titles given out...

uhm... my personal preference is to not have/encourage multis in the clan... but that's not a strong conviction on my part.

If you have a legitimate 2nd character and aren't mule-ing/etc in anyway or doing anything improper that would make it cheating I guess it's ok (in the spirit of the game)...

maybe we should have another poll =)

rampy

BTW I accidently got drunk too soon, by accidently clicking on the tavern (After solving the rat problem) when I was at 19 drunkeness and scored a ton of moxie points, but now i can't do any adventures... I can cook/bartend I guess but i'm short on supplies... I guess I'll just use the adventures tomorrow...

I'm currently working on defiling the cript but the main big baddy kicks <auto-censored> all over the place...



trust me after selling my stocking items i am quite rich and i dont know how my character could benefit from anything besides exp at this point. my 2nd char is just that a 2nd char, the game allows multis.. so i dont see why anyone would oppose that? if i want to play more is that a problem?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 28, 2004, 01:05:02 am
I popped into the trade chat there...But I'm wondering how does one actually trade items between characters?  I don't see any options in the main inventory screens, or is this done strictly through chat?

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 28, 2004, 08:35:53 am
you go to messages, go to propose/accept trade. and you can do it from there
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 28, 2004, 10:17:21 am
Is there a safe place where you can store your meat so it can't be stolen???
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 28, 2004, 10:19:23 am
trust me after selling my stocking items i am quite rich and i dont know how my character could benefit from anything besides exp at this point. my 2nd char is just that a 2nd char, the game allows multis.. so i dont see why anyone would oppose that? if i want to play more is that a problem?
"eclipsed" has been approved to the clan...

It's not a "problem" Why someone would oppose even legitimate multi-character play, is even if it's within the rules, sometimes you don't want the appearance of impropiety even if no such shennanigans are going on.

*shrug* I wouldn't want to take away from your fun (or leave you adventurer-less at work... =P)

rampy



PS MNM1200 an orcish meat locker but you have to open it up and install it in your campsite (and I don't know how)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 28, 2004, 10:30:30 am
man im so addicted lol, i used up all my adventures for both characters ands its only 10:30 AM!!   ::ponders a 3rd character...::

my new guy is already level 6, btw everyone its MUSCLE DAY! All stat increases to muscle are increased due to the moons positioning. so make sure you do some muscle building today
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 28, 2004, 10:31:12 am
its not much, but i stashed two cottages
When you install them at your campsite, the give the following:
You have a cozy little cottage (30 power (6%)).
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 28, 2004, 10:31:40 am
So, do adventures carry over from one day to the next?  I didn't get to play yesterday.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 28, 2004, 10:35:30 am
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.  Get the following items:

Frilly Skirt
Empty Meat tank (Use the knollish toolboxes to see what's in them, you'll eventually get an empty meat tank)
Meat stack (Make from 100 meat)
Spring,
Sprocket
Cog

Combine the spring, sprocket and cog to make a sprocket and cog assembly
Fill the meat tank with the meat stack
Combine the sprocket assembly with the full meat tank to make a meat engine
Combine that with a frilly skirt to make a clockwork housekeeper.
Install the clockwork housrkeeper at your campsite for 4 extra adventures per day.


i found a site that had all sorts of "guides" like this, but i didn't bookmark it and can't open it...where did you find?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 28, 2004, 10:39:12 am
"PS MNM1200 an orcish meat locker but you have to open it up and install it in your campsite (and I don't know how)"

Thx. I figured out how to open it and install it but where would I store the meat???

If anyone else is having trouble combine both rusty and crusty L-shaped piece of metal (in haiku dungeon) to form T-bone key and use it on the locked orcish meat locker
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 28, 2004, 11:04:45 am
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.  Get the following items:

Frilly Skirt
Empty Meat tank (Use the knollish toolboxes to see what's in them, you'll eventually get an empty meat tank)
Meat stack (Make from 100 meat)
Spring,
Sprocket
Cog

Combine the spring, sprocket and cog to make a sprocket and cog assembly
Fill the meat tank with the meat stack
Combine the sprocket assembly with the full meat tank to make a meat engine
Combine that with a frilly skirt to make a clockwork housekeeper.
Install the clockwork housrkeeper at your campsite for 4 extra adventures per day.


i found a site that had all sorts of "guides" like this, but i didn't bookmark it and can't open it...where did you find?

kol.colfront.net  But it's not spelled out like that.  You have to find what you want as an end result, and it will tell you what two items combine to make that.  Lather, rinse, repeat until you've got it down to items you can obtain.

BTW, does anybody know what to use the Bitchin' Meatcar for?

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 28, 2004, 11:15:26 am
For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.

Where is this? Or have I just not unlocked it yet?

It's in the plains, Unlocked at Level 4.


I didn't see it until level 6 myself...Might be something else that unlocks it...I think a whole lot of thing opened up for me after a recent visit to the Council of Loathing in town.

Xar256
I think it opens after you talk to the concil of loathing, after ou reach 5th level.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 28, 2004, 11:17:32 am

kol.colfront.net
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 28, 2004, 11:34:13 am
New Events:
12/28/04 09:27:01 AM - You gained 9 Strongness from a clan purchase.


What did we buy?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 28, 2004, 12:54:40 pm

kol.colfront.net  But it's not spelled out like that.  You have to find what you want as an end result, and it will tell you what two items combine to make that.  Lather, rinse, repeat until you've got it down to items you can obtain.

BTW, does anybody know what to use the Bitchin' Meatcar for?

the bitching meatcar unlocks "the shore" area

So i built a bitching meatcar!  Awsome!  You must go on vacations, or at least find yourself a meatglobe (think snowglobe) When you use the meat globe, the following occurs

    You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.
    You gain 150 Beefiness.
    You gain a Muscle point!
    You gain 100 Wizardliness.
    You gain some Mysticality points!
    You gain 100 Cheek.
    You gain some Moxie points!
    Meat   You gain 1,500 Meat.

I also found a ten leaf clover (don't worry about pulling the leaves off, just use it again and you "carefully place the leaves back on"  if you use the elven raffle ticket, while you have a ten leave clover, you get pagado plans

I got a set of dingy plans earlier and i am trying to find some planks (can you help?)

I found this site earlier....http://www.agesoftime.com/kol/index.php  and it has been helpful...
From building the meatcar to the chef in the box, bartender in a box, dective skull ( haven't used this, but it is supposed to tell you the remaining hit points - i'm out of adventures and almost drunk and full)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 28, 2004, 12:58:37 pm
you get the planks from the old hermit

what vacation did you go on to find the meatglobe?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 28, 2004, 01:06:07 pm
you get the planks from the old hermit

what vacation did you go on to find the meatglobe?

thanks!!!!!!!!!1!

im sorry dude, i don't remember,  I have been on 14 vacations (sold my red crimbo bo ya know) taking all three at least 4 times each...but i distinctly remember loosing count, so i am not sure.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 28, 2004, 01:24:09 pm
MeatGlobe is a frequent traveller reward, you'll get it for a certain number of vacations.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 28, 2004, 01:28:07 pm
man i wish i had adventures left, this is the most dead day at work ever. i made 3 phone calls today and thats it! for the past 4 hours i been sitting here doin nothing.... i guess it beats being swamped.. still getting paid. but still boring


on the bright side, tomorrow starts my 6 day vacation! off until tuesday woot!!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 28, 2004, 02:48:10 pm
Too drunk to adventure until rollover

I am a Seal Clubber.  I think the only seal clubber; might be wrong on that
anywho.
Only seal clubbers can smith certain items.

Combination                   First Item                 Second Item
asbestos crossbow (C)          asbestos crossbow string  asbestos meat stack
asbestos crossbow string (C)    crossbow string        asbestos ore
asbestos meat stack (C)       asbestos ore              dense meat stack
asbestos staff (C)                 asbestos stick              asbestos meat stack
asbestos stick (C)                 big stick                   asbestos ore
asbestos sword (C)             asbestos meat stack       asbestos sword hilt
asbestos sword hilt (C)        asbestos ore                sword hilt
chrome crossbow (C)         chrome crossbow string       chrome meat stack
chrome crossbow string (C)    chrome ore                 crossbow string
chrome meat stack (C)       dense meat stack          chrome ore
chrome staff (C)               chrome stick                 chrome meat stack
chrome stick (C)               big stick                     chrome ore
chrome sword (C)             chrome sword hilt              chrome meat stack
chrome sword hilt (C)        chrome ore                     sword hilt
linoleum crossbow (C)        linoleum meat stack        linoleum crossbow string
linoleum crossbow string (C)    linoleum ore               crossbow string
linoleum meat stack (C)     dense meat stack        linoleum ore
linoleum staff (C)              linoleum meat stack          linoleum stick
linoleum stick (C)               big stick                   linoleum ore
linoleum sword (C)            linoleum meat stack          linoleum sword hilt
linoleum sword hilt (C)      linoleum ore                   sword hilt


I would be willing to "smith for the clan" but would need some sort of payment as it uses an adventure for me to smith.  Also I would need the supplies as well.  If you run across any asbestos, chrome, linoleum ores be sure to save them.

Lowest prices in the mall @ 1400 central December 28 2004
asbestos ore    Aaleeah's Closet   20 Meat
linoleum ore    miner's camp              51 Meat
chrome ore    Cheap & Easy            1,995 Meat

If any one has any suggestions on how to handle this, pm me, here or at KOL I use the same screen name.  <---  If this is a bad idea or someone is doing it or this makes look like a tool, lemme know

I also have a chef in the box and bartender in the box i think they work automagically if i have the proper supplies in my inventory.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 28, 2004, 02:58:10 pm
what the "in-the-box" items do, is let you cook/make drinks/etc without using an adventure. i think there is also an item for meatsmithing that does the same, so you could smith without wasting turns.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 28, 2004, 02:58:46 pm
I would also like to donate my services as a Sauceror, Although cooking won't cost me anything because of my chef-in-the-box.

PM me for your "special sauce" needs.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 28, 2004, 02:59:54 pm
I'm the disco guy... what is the specialty of that guy?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 28, 2004, 03:24:47 pm
umm discoing?  8)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 28, 2004, 03:37:36 pm

I would be willing to "smith for the clan" but would need some sort of payment as it uses an adventure for me to smith.  Also I would need the supplies as well.  If you run across any asbestos, chrome, linoleum ores be sure to save them.



As one of the Turtle Tamers, I'll need to make use of some of your smithing abilities (I need mineral meat stacks to make certain hats and pants).  I'll be upgrading my smithing abilities in the next day or so to advanced.  We'll talk once I've got some minerals.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 28, 2004, 03:44:10 pm

I would be willing to "smith for the clan" but would need some sort of payment as it uses an adventure for me to smith.  Also I would need the supplies as well.  If you run across any asbestos, chrome, linoleum ores be sure to save them.



As one of the Turtle Tamers, I'll need to make use of some of your smithing abilities (I need mineral meat stacks to make certain hats and pants).  I'll be upgrading my smithing abilities in the next day or so to advanced.  We'll talk once I've got some minerals.

I have a linoleum meat stack now
I put a hippo skin the clan stash earlier...


I'm the disco guy... what is the specialty of that guy?
Disco Bandit Levels (http://kol.coldfront.net/index.php/content/view/4/0/)
Disco Bandit Skills (http://kol.coldfront.net/index.php/content/view/73/0/)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 28, 2004, 04:14:24 pm
I'm going to pick a player at random and kick the ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- out of him every day.  I suggest others also kick the ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- out of him.  It gives me a nice sideplot to my adventures.

I choose...  Crypt Keeper.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 28, 2004, 05:44:49 pm
does anyone know if/what it costs to own/run a store in the mall?

when I hit level 9 I plan on opening a  store and selling just the special foods that a sauceror can make, and spliting the profits w/ the clan. Just wondering if It would be cost effective or not.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 28, 2004, 05:50:14 pm
I don't know but I just kicked the crap out of Crypt Keeper.  I can't wait to do it again tomorrow.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 28, 2004, 05:52:13 pm
does anyone know if/what it costs to own/run a store in the mall?

when I hit level 9 I plan on opening a  store and selling just the special foods that a sauceror can make, and spliting the profits w/ the clan. Just wondering if It would be cost effective or not.

50,000 to buy the store.  There's no upkeep unless you plan on advertising so that you can get your store on the front page.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 28, 2004, 05:52:36 pm
I don't know but I just kicked the crap out of Crypt Keeper.  I can't wait to do it again tomorrow.
Is he just some random guy you found?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 28, 2004, 05:53:15 pm
it costs 50,000 to buy one. i don't think it costs anything to maintain it

gah this thread is too active 3 new replies before i could type out this message :o
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 28, 2004, 05:56:58 pm
does anyone know if/what it costs to own/run a store in the mall?

when I hit level 9 I plan on opening a  store and selling just the special foods that a sauceror can make, and spliting the profits w/ the clan. Just wondering if It would be cost effective or not.

50,000 to buy the store.  There's no upkeep unless you plan on advertising so that you can get your store on the front page.
Advertising in that game would be useless. whenever I'm looking for something I search for the item and pay the cheappest cost anyways.

P.S.  when  "Shape_D's special sauce shoppe" opens all members of our clan can buy stuff from me at cost. look for it in about a month I still have to gain three more levels.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 28, 2004, 06:00:40 pm
You plan on selling only sauces?  Why not get someone to combine them with noodles for some easy extra profit?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 28, 2004, 06:17:21 pm
You plan on selling only sauces?  Why not get someone to combine them with noodles for some easy extra profit?
I might, But I'm guessing It would be easier to sell things that not all the other charechters can make. but I might just end up selling food/boose.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 28, 2004, 06:51:25 pm
only 1 more level and i can make a store! I will probably make that in 2-3 days tops, depends on how much i feel like wasting on the gym or if i feel like questing
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: SirPeale on December 28, 2004, 07:18:51 pm
I'm the disco guy... what is the specialty of that guy?

You too, eh?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 28, 2004, 08:24:51 pm
I don't know but I just kicked the crap out of Crypt Keeper.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 28, 2004, 09:04:13 pm
ok....among the ores i listed before, i need fermenting powders.  I can use those with my bartender in a box to make schnapps and wines.  offer me a trade of those fermenting powders along with fruits so that i can make the booze to put in to the clan stash

also, don't eat your cottage cheese, save that for when you find anti cheese so you can make a cottage.  same with goat cheese, that way you can combine to make a goat, which is a familiar.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 28, 2004, 09:52:14 pm
Speaking of Familiars....
What is your favorite Familiars....
I now have
A 17 lb Mosquito
A 1 lb Spooky Pirate
A 3 lb Ghoul Whelp
A 9 lb Cocoabo

I'm currently trying to build up the Cocoabo since I like it's features.
(although they say that they can work against you as well but this hasn't come up yet) .

Any preferences.?

doesn't look like there is a way to trade/sell familiars.....
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 28, 2004, 10:36:46 pm
I have a:

10lb Mosquito
4lb Hanukkimbo Dreidl
and my current favorite:
19lb Cocoabo

I do plan to spend some more time training up the dreidl though to get a better feel for it's special abilities. <They're pretty cool too>

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on December 28, 2004, 11:16:46 pm
I have an 18 lb Mosquito and a newly hatched Grue.


Fuzzy Dice are next.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on December 28, 2004, 11:42:25 pm
I have a bloody volleyball named.... get this

































   "Wilson(how original)" ::)

He is 7lbs now
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 29, 2004, 12:38:56 am
Speaking of Familiars....
What is your favorite Familiars....
I now have
A 17 lb Mosquito
A 1 lb Spooky Pirate
A 3 lb Ghoul Whelp
A 9 lb Cocoabo

I'm currently trying to build up the Cocoabo since I like it's features.
(although they say that they can work against you as well but this hasn't come up yet) .

Any preferences.?

doesn't look like there is a way to trade/sell familiars.....


you can trade/sell them but you cant "hatch" them, if you get a familiar item and use it and put it in the terrarium then it becomes untradable
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 29, 2004, 03:16:08 pm
Also, they had a "clan activity" log, that was kinda cool

Whats that? maybe we should invest in one.
sounds good to me
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 29, 2004, 04:39:00 pm
Greatest helmet ever
Ancient Saucehelm

    This is one of the Saucehelms of yore. Now it's yores.

    Type: hat
    Power: 50
    Moxie Required: 10
    Cannot be traded.
    Cannot be discarded

    Enchantment:
    Mysticality +7

    (Saucerors only)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 29, 2004, 04:42:24 pm
Dammit, I might not be able to kick Crypt Keeper around today... I am 16 drunk.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Raleigh on December 29, 2004, 04:47:45 pm
Did you create Crypt Keeper?  It is kind of odd that someone created an account and never played a turn.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 29, 2004, 04:48:47 pm
Nope... that's odd, too, I hadn't noticed that.  I will have to find a new person to kick around.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Raleigh on December 29, 2004, 05:28:40 pm
Didn't really think so.  But somebody must have created the account for a rag doll to beat up on, because why would someone break their hippy stone if they didn't even take a turn.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 29, 2004, 05:52:54 pm
So what is the difference between a pooridge packer and a Normal Member?

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hiub1 on December 29, 2004, 06:07:16 pm
Hey guys, just applied to the clan. Man this game is great, it kills time at work like nothing else.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 29, 2004, 06:24:48 pm
So what is the difference between a pooridge packer and a Normal Member?


Good question. And how do I become not a pooridge packer.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 29, 2004, 06:26:07 pm
So what is the difference between a pooridge packer and a Normal Member?


Good question. And how do I become not a pooridge packer.

I'm still trying to figure out if being a pooridge packer is a good thing... (although it does not sound good)....
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 29, 2004, 06:36:50 pm
I'm still trying to figure out if being a pooridge packer is a good thing... (although it does not sound good)....
Thats why I want to remove it. it sounds bad.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on December 29, 2004, 09:50:03 pm
lol... I made you guys pooridge packers, as i needed a new "rank" to allow everyone to have access to the clan activity log (as previously requested)

I guess we can call the rank and file general member something else... lol...

*Shrug*

rampy

PS thanks for the tunes... although I don't think I understand... what character class can play songs and to what effect? (thanks tom)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on December 29, 2004, 10:57:52 pm
Songs? Well I know accordian thieves can "buff" other players with their music. The top song is the Ode to Booze. I think I have a few levels before I can play that one.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 29, 2004, 11:26:00 pm
hey why am i a crappy poorige packer! And when do i get a cool title? =p
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 29, 2004, 11:29:44 pm

I guess we can call the rank and file general member something else... lol...


Oh oh can I be the file?

LOL. Rollover is going on right now. I'm excited and disturbed, all at once.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 29, 2004, 11:43:08 pm
::waiting for adventures::
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on December 29, 2004, 11:47:05 pm
Must play KoL.....Must play KoL....<got the shakes bad tonight...>  When will this maintenance ever end?!? :-[

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 29, 2004, 11:47:50 pm
its up
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 30, 2004, 12:27:30 am
I like to quest in the mall, searching for 10 meat items
Also I like to bounty hunt (town -> wrong side of the tracks -> Bounty hunters shack <edit> today was lame, but the past two days I turned a good profit :(  lihc eye is the only thing that turned a profit, but it was 160 meat, so thats better than nothing.  go to Nothing but Junk (http://www2.kingdomofloathing.com/mallstore.php?whichstore=27534) in the mall.

Please quest in the mall.  If you offer in game i will return your 10 meat for each item and give you a bonus for your troubles

Looking for the following 10meat items:
fruits & tamatoes (limes are rare)
boxes
picket fences
booze
ice cold beer
fermenting powders
any colored pixel
and pretty much anything that i didn't list
Only 10meat per item though....with the exception of the below
Also, search for dense meat stacks.  I have seen them for 800 to 999. <edit>today its going for 950</edit> I will only trade your meat for 950 on the dense meat stacks

I will trade the meat you pay. and make it worthwhile



just got 17 million meat for a Mr. A. 
in game I am generic_eric as well.

generic_eric is Loathing for the clan  Loath with me!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 30, 2004, 12:43:04 am
howd you get the Mr A? you donated?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 30, 2004, 12:52:33 am
howd you get the Mr A? you donated?
Yes
This is the most fun I have had clicking my mouse button in the longest time
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 30, 2004, 12:59:41 pm
Hi,
I had sold my bow for 650K. Donated (got mr A) and sold it for 16 Mill.
Bought back the bow for 350K.
200k going to DOS
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 30, 2004, 01:46:17 pm
nice, im going to donate soon.  8)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 30, 2004, 02:39:02 pm
Hi,
I had sold my bow for 650K. Donated (got mr A) and sold it for 16 Mill.
Bought back the bow for 350K.
200k going to DOS
How much did you donate to get a mr A.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 30, 2004, 02:54:05 pm
for every $10 you get 1 mr a
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 30, 2004, 03:21:34 pm
OMG I figured out the secret word for the strange leaflet quest!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

"An eerie glow surrounds you. You feel healthier, cooler, and wiser.
You gain 100 Strongness.
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 100 Magicalness.
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain 100 Smarm.
You gain a Moxie point!"

and it comes from my all-time favorite text based game :D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 30, 2004, 03:37:59 pm
What is the secret word?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 30, 2004, 04:40:27 pm
I'm stuck in the strange leaflet quest... can't seem to go in the cave or cross the stream.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 30, 2004, 04:50:13 pm
I'm stuck in the strange leaflet quest... can't seem to go in the cave or cross the stream.
If you want to know how to do it I can tell you. pm me if you want it.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 30, 2004, 04:52:53 pm
Well, I got into the cave... haven't crossed the stream yet, though.  The item in the cave is nice.   ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on December 30, 2004, 04:54:26 pm
Well, I got into the cave... haven't crossed the stream yet, though.  The item in the cave is nice.   ;D
item?




wheres the S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 30, 2004, 05:02:08 pm
What is the secret word?


I can't tell ;D According to Jick, it's one of the most closely guarded secrets in KoL.

PM me though and I'll give you a hint ;)

OK OK. The name of the game it's from is "Adventure".  Good luck guys ;)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hiub1 on December 30, 2004, 06:58:57 pm
Hey guys, I got this weird item in the game here, it was some sort of stocking. Some dude PM'ed me asking to buy it, but when he did I got curious and used it. Now I have a Hannukimbo Dreidl Familiar, and I haven't been able to find any information on it. I also have a bow that I want to get rid of, anyone know where I can get some good meat for it?

Thanks, Fred.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 30, 2004, 07:04:45 pm
go into chat and then type /c trade
and ask if anyone wants to buy it. they've gone down significant;y in price but you should still get a good deal for them
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 30, 2004, 07:22:26 pm
sorry to tell you but by using that stocking you lost a lot of its potential value. I sold my untouched stocking for 3.9 million. if you sell the contents individually you can prolly make a couple hundred K though. The imitation nice watch is a good item to wear, gives you 3 extra turns a day.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hiub1 on December 30, 2004, 07:29:03 pm
Grr... oh well I just sold that bow for 300k so it is still somewhat good. What the hell is so special about it though?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 30, 2004, 08:24:29 pm
well its good cause thats the only time they will ever be able to obtain. so assuming that like 70%+ people use their stockings that leaves not a lot in circulation, so rare item collectors want them. also theres a random chance at getting a tiny plastic sword, which is used to the make the best drinks in game but thats the only way to get them. the completed drinks sell for like 4mill so.. yeah
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hiub1 on December 30, 2004, 08:38:33 pm
I see... well so much for that. I didn't get a little plastic sword. This game just keeps intriguing me.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on December 30, 2004, 09:00:56 pm
how do you make drink because i have the tiny sword?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 31, 2004, 12:23:45 am
you need to use cocktailing, combine it with an olive. combine that with a martini to get a dirty martini, which were selling for about 4 million in the mall last time i checked. if you want i can put it in my store if youre not high enough to get one yet and ill give you the money
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 31, 2004, 01:55:26 am
DON'T SELL THE MARTINI!!!!!

When you drink it, you get your TPS back. You're better off keeping your Tiny Plastic Sword! The Dirty Martini is a great drink, 16 adventures, +50  moxy points.
Plus, there is the grogitiny, and cranmopolitan. Pretty potent potatables.

BTW, if anyone has a pregnant mushroom, I'd appreciate a trade...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 31, 2004, 02:27:14 am
DON'T SELL THE MARTINI!!!!!

When you drink it, you get your TPS back. You're better off keeping your Tiny Plastic Sword! The Dirty Martini is a great drink, 16 adventures, +50  moxy points.
Plus, there is the grogitiny, and cranmopolitan. Pretty potent potatables.

BTW, if anyone has a pregnant mushroom, I'd appreciate a trade...


How much drunkeness does that drink give you?  I do need more adventures

oh, i checked my inventory and don't have any mushrooms, let alone pregnant ones...they are in the mall for 8k though
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 31, 2004, 02:42:49 am
4 drunkness, pretty bad, but hey, best Stat gain and adventures of any drink. Requires 2 olives, bottle of gin, and the TPS.
Cocktail the olive and the TPS = skewered olive
the olive and the gin = martini
the martini and the skewerd olive = dirty martini
After you drink, it says : You gained Tiny Plastic  Sword!
Man, this game is like crack. I finally logged out after 2 hours!

I'm curious to find out whether or not drinking Dirty Martinis results in the martini tattoo.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 31, 2004, 02:58:55 am
4 drunkness,

What is max drunkeness?  I am usually too drunk myself in REAL LIFE TM to notice?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 31, 2004, 03:11:37 am
Buy an imiatition nice watch from me before you by one at the mall.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 31, 2004, 03:16:52 am
You're drunk now, aren't you?

After you complete that Deep Fat Friars quest your max drunkeness goes up to 20.  Before that, I dunno.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 31, 2004, 11:56:34 am
the amount of adventures the dirty martini gives varies 19adv, 18adv & my last was 16adv

Still worth the trouble for sure.  i got enough bottles of gin & olives to do it again at the barrel full of barrels and leveled up in the process

i need to level up!

What food gives the most adventures?  I need more adventures so i can level up
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on December 31, 2004, 12:31:52 pm
You're drunk now, aren't you?

After you complete that Deep Fat Friars quest your max drunkeness goes up to 20.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on December 31, 2004, 04:38:39 pm
Wow, I was in chat today, and randomly some guy sent me 1 MILLION meat. Wow. 1 Million. I have no idea what to do with it all.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on December 31, 2004, 05:47:06 pm
you could donate some so i an buy some more archers to defend our clan goodies =p
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: El Bucle on December 31, 2004, 06:28:17 pm
Yes, donate; do it for the semicolon!

 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on December 31, 2004, 06:40:15 pm
Wow, I was in chat today, and randomly some guy sent me 1 MILLION meat. Wow. 1 Million. I have no idea what to do with it all.
that has happened to me before, but i think it was only 15k.  He asked if I had anything to sell and I said that I didn't have anything i need to sell but offered for him to request something and I would look.  He said, to paraphrase, thanks but no thanks, here is some meat.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 31, 2004, 09:33:16 pm
How do I get past the blocked entries in the Bat Hole?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 31, 2004, 09:39:13 pm
Oh HELL yeah!  Just beat up a lvl 2 player and got a Hell Ramen!  :-*
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 31, 2004, 09:40:05 pm
" How do I get past the blocked entries in the Bat Hole?"

meh
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on December 31, 2004, 09:48:23 pm
Heh, figured it out just before I saw that... you should probably delete it so that it doesn't spoil someone else's game.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on December 31, 2004, 10:20:42 pm
Heh, figured it out just before I saw that... you should probably delete it so that it doesn't spoil someone else's game.
done, though i'd love to give away the code word for the strange leaflet quest  :-X  It's a much better spoiler ;)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on January 01, 2005, 10:15:19 am
Yes, donate; do it for the semicolon!

 ;D

I wasn't going to do it, until this comment. REMEMBER THE SEMICOLON!!!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 01, 2005, 01:23:08 pm
i just bought a tiny plastic sword in the mall for 2 mill, theyre so great! grogtinis are the ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. +22 adventures and i forget how much mysticality but it was a lot. i calculated it out and the extra drunk point is made up for by the mass gains compared to the 3drunkness pink ponys ive been drinking.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on January 01, 2005, 01:39:18 pm
how do you make a grogtini?

i've been making dirty martini's as olives are cheap =)

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 01, 2005, 02:52:31 pm
you make a grog with rum and a lime, then skewer a lime with a plastic sword, and combine those. grogtini =)  and then you get your sword back after you drink it. its definately worth the 2 million investment to get the sword, then you can drink the best drinks in the game forever
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on January 01, 2005, 04:38:22 pm
you make a grog with rum and a lime, then skewer a lime with a plastic sword, and combine those. grogtini =)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on January 01, 2005, 09:41:37 pm
you know, this game is severely eating into my arcade cab building time. lol

I was halfway done with the software side and working out the dimensions, printing them to scale on my OLD plotter, and working on the graphics when I found this thread. Since then, productivity on my cab has dropped to 0  ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on January 02, 2005, 09:55:09 am
you make a grog with rum and a lime, then skewer a lime with a plastic sword, and combine those. grogtini =)  and then you get your sword back after you drink it. its definately worth the 2 million investment to get the sword, then you can drink the best drinks in the game forever

Don't forget the Cranmopolitan for those who want muscle.  (Sword+cranberry)+(Vodka+cranberry)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 02, 2005, 01:24:31 pm
hit level 11 today woot!

i just started doing the penultimate fantasy airship, its so funny if youre a FF7 fan. all the monsters there are parodys of the characters.


also im around 190ish PvP ranking, anyone need me to hit someone let me know
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on January 02, 2005, 02:00:51 pm
I found us a new home

http://hlrse.net/kol_dos_forums/index.php?c=1
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Ixliam on January 03, 2005, 06:09:48 am
Dirty Martini for those needing moxie.

(Olive+sword) + (Olive+Gin).


Ixliam (Level 21 Pastamancer)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on January 03, 2005, 02:56:18 pm
Just to let everyone know I recently gave the clan a disease.  :angel:
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 04, 2005, 08:42:11 am
hey everyone register on the new board !   http://hlrse.net/kol_dos_forums/index.php?c=1

its kinda dead, if our whole clan got on there it wouldnt be bad, chop chop
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on January 04, 2005, 10:32:44 am
I've been pretty much constantly offline since before xmas, but I'm back to my full time "goofing off on line" gig. Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do at KoL. I'm off to apply for the clan and register on the Defenders of the Semicolon board.

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 04, 2005, 11:01:26 am
woot! i passed El Bucle in total power, i am now the most powerful in the clan!  MUHHAHAHAHAHA, soon i will overthrow rampy and become leader of an army of geeky arcade builders!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on January 04, 2005, 01:19:43 pm
woot! i passed El Bucle in total power, i am now the most powerful in the clan!  MUHHAHAHAHAHA, soon i will overthrow rampy and become leader of an army of geeky arcade builders!

FWIW, I was mostly interested in just seeing what happens when you start a clan and what options are availble to the clan master... we can appoint a new leader if someone was stoked too (although i'd want to retain certain admin privs, just cuz)

I'm happy to continue to do it (although there's not much to do, except hit "approve" or give funny titles) but if others would want the experience i'm not gonna hog it.

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on January 04, 2005, 04:11:07 pm
Sweet, I'm Captain Kruk. :D

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on January 05, 2005, 04:33:18 pm
I will be dropping my prices to reasonable instead of redicoulous.  Send me offfers for stuff you are interested in the game through the offer section with in messages.

I will check prices in the mall as I reply to your offers.  Best offer takes item.
I will run this until sunday so there is advanced notice.

Please no low ball bids.  I am all for helping a brother out and such, but only serious bids will be considered.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on January 05, 2005, 04:54:00 pm
yay   hit level 9 today bought store but people buy stuff as soon as I put it in my store. may have to have purchasing limits.

Shape D's Special Sauce Shoppe
               now open
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 05, 2005, 05:08:10 pm
hey if youre making money why limit it? that just means your prices are so good everyone loves your store. same thing happens to me
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on January 05, 2005, 05:13:04 pm
yay   hit level 9 today bought store but people buy stuff as soon as I put it in my store. may have to have purchasing limits.

Shape D's Special Sauce Shoppe
               now open
Shape, your store shows as
Shape D's Special Sauce Shoppe& acirc;�& cent;
I had to go to the clan to find it

Join my message board @ http://hlrse.net/kol_dos_forums/index.php

How do you make smoothies?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on January 05, 2005, 05:16:07 pm
hey if youre making money why limit it? that just means your prices are so good everyone loves your store. same thing happens to me

Because he is just about cleaned out!!!  Haha

Sometimes its a drag... I went through an ordeal with the nice imitation watches.  Apparenlty there was a rush on them around 0230 central, I lost almost between 2 and 3 mil because i wasn't paying attention to the market.  That is the biggest reason my prices are so high even though at the time it was mostly unintentional.   The secondary reason is to offer clan members discounts and first dibs on the stuff I have.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on January 05, 2005, 05:21:17 pm
Shape, your store shows as
Shape D's Special Sauce Shoppe& acirc;�& cent;
I had to go to the clan to find it

How do you make smoothies?

Theres supposed to be a trademark symbol after it, I guess thats how it shows up in the search area. I'm going to have to see if I can get it changed. Or sell my store for 30,000. and buy a new one for 50,000, which coesnt sound fun.

are you talking about the tomato smoothie?  It's saucerors only scrumtious regeant + tomato.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 05, 2005, 06:36:01 pm
i just stocked my store with a LOT of stuff really cheap. get there quick in the past 10 minutes 1/4 of the stuff i put up is already gone

store: Archdruid's Grove
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Luxury on January 05, 2005, 07:27:30 pm
Same thing happened to my brand new store I bought today.  I had TM's, and Copyrights, and Restrictions in my name, and it MAJORLY didnt like them.  I decided to sell all my goods, sell my store, and then buy another one.  It was that bad. 
But other stores have TM symbols, so I thought it would be ok.  I don't know what happened....
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on January 05, 2005, 08:46:54 pm
what did you use for TM?

&#8482 should be the code for TM according to the ISO HTML standard
or U+2122 for the unicode standard
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 06, 2005, 12:22:26 am
WOOOT!!!! I Just won a contest on KOL radio and got the "Radio Free Pants", 150 power +20 mysticality!!!


i had to guess artsychicks first job, i was the closest with "cleaning lady"
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on January 06, 2005, 11:16:00 am
what did you use for TM?

&#8482 should be the code for TM according to the ISO HTML standard
or U+2122 for the unicode standard
I just copy and pasted mine.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 06, 2005, 12:15:07 pm
FYI i just added 5 Star Crossbows to the clan stash, for all you moxious guys out there
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on January 06, 2005, 12:31:18 pm
Awesome, just took one.  Thanks!  I was just trying to buy the Chrome Crossbow... rapidly cancelled that proposal.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on January 06, 2005, 12:39:21 pm
Thanks,
grabbed one... Placed a couple of
Mohawk wig 150 power (60 mox required) (hat)

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Stingray on January 06, 2005, 01:36:05 pm
FYI i just added 5 Star Crossbows to the clan stash, for all you moxious guys out there

Thanks, I took one too, but I can't use it yet, I'll just have to hold onto it.

-S
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JThw8 on January 06, 2005, 04:37:45 pm
Ok, so reading all this has really got me missing the old BBS days so Im going to start playing tonight.  I will apply for admission to the clan when I hit level 3.  Are there any particular character types that are lacking in the clan?  Since I will be starting new I will be happy to fill a void if there is one.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on January 06, 2005, 08:13:11 pm
You should be a pasta mancer they seem to have better skills
being a seal clubber is kinda lame.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JThw8 on January 06, 2005, 10:53:38 pm
You should be a pasta mancer they seem to have better skills
being a seal clubber is kinda lame.

Pastamancer it is...I have to get about 4 more magic points to hit level 3 and I will send my application to join :)
Im NBPez over there
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on January 07, 2005, 09:35:33 am
I've been focusing on those White Canadians for the past week... I've GOT to be getting close to that trophy.   :)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JThw8 on January 07, 2005, 09:36:26 am
man, those 40 turns just go too fast, but I did get level 3 and send in my application for the clan.  I will contribute as soon as I have anything worthwhile
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on January 07, 2005, 10:22:21 am
man, those 40 turns just go too fast, but I did get level 3 and send in my application for the clan.  I will contribute as soon as I have anything worthwhile

well you'll get +3 turns a day now that you are in the clan...

you can also get +4 by getting a robo maid

and you should be eating stuff/cooking stuff...  and drinking booze for additional turns.  (make you level faster and give you more adventures)

hope that helps!

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on January 07, 2005, 10:22:53 am
I didn't know about the robo maid!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 07, 2005, 10:30:04 am
yeah so i just sold my radio free pants... and lets just say im flithy fricken rich!

moral of the day, listen to the radio at night and join the contests
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JThw8 on January 07, 2005, 10:37:42 am
man, those 40 turns just go too fast, but I did get level 3 and send in my application for the clan.  I will contribute as soon as I have anything worthwhile

well you'll get +3 turns a day now that you are in the clan...

you can also get +4 by getting a robo maid

and you should be eating stuff/cooking stuff...  and drinking booze for additional turns.  (make you level faster and give you more adventures)

hope that helps!

rampy

Still trying to figure out how to cook stuff and where to get booze :)  I put a few small items I had in the stash hopefully they will be of use to someone.

The only eating Ive done is food Ive gotten from fights and such so I guess I need to save up some more meat and buy some cooking supplies or such.

Thanks for letting me join, hopefully I will be a productive member soon :)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on January 07, 2005, 11:14:38 am

Still trying to figure out how to cook stuff and where to get booze :)  I put a few small items I had in the stash hopefully they will be of use to someone.

The only eating Ive done is food Ive gotten from fights and such so I guess I need to save up some more meat and buy some cooking supplies or such.

Thanks for letting me join, hopefully I will be a productive member soon :)

I sent you an ez-cook oven to help your cooking, since I've got a little clan karma to burn.  I also sent you some small stat boosting items that you can either sell or use. 
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on January 07, 2005, 11:34:44 am
i sent you some crap too =)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JThw8 on January 07, 2005, 12:11:12 pm
Thanks to you both!  I shall do my best to utilize the items in the defense of the almighty semicolon :)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zakk on January 07, 2005, 12:22:02 pm
Okay, I've tried everything 'old skool' on that strange leaflet I can think of (and hey I used to play all of the text adventures!!!)  Can someone give me the new password, I give up (and and it's not xyzzy any longer).
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on January 07, 2005, 02:07:44 pm
Okay, I've tried everything 'old skool' on that strange leaflet I can think of (and hey I used to play all of the text adventures!!!)  Can someone give me the new password, I give up (and and it's not xyzzy any longer).

you've got a byoac pm zakk...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 09, 2005, 03:25:08 pm
thought i would bump the thread, was getting kinda low on the board =p

just hit level 14 today, and thanks to mysticality day i think im only another 5-6 points from level 15, woot!

in other news ive been making millions using my massive cash to buy / sell and make profit. snagged a bargain on a crimbo hat/pants for 70 mill together. selling the pants for 14 mill +2 Mr As, so thats like 42 mill if i sold them. and i got the other piece to sell too =)

the old saying is true, you need money to make money
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on January 09, 2005, 03:36:06 pm
*nods* and it's very hard for me to make anything (even wih my shoppe) since I usually dump all of my crap in there and eat all of my good stuff that I could get real money with (hell ramen, etc)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 09, 2005, 03:52:39 pm
the best way to make money as a low level, is get a leprechaun familiar and always use him. The areas i hunt in i can get like 500-800 meat per battle easily with my Cheshire Bat familiar (gives +meat/+stats per battle). leprechaun just gives +meat but works just as well
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on January 09, 2005, 03:59:21 pm
I got the Canadian trophy.  Anyone else?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 09, 2005, 06:54:23 pm
im probably halfway there, been drinkin like 2-3 a day, and im gonna have the platinum skull trophy tomorrow
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on January 09, 2005, 09:10:21 pm
What is that trophy for?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on January 09, 2005, 10:05:47 pm
you have to eat 5 spagetti with skullheads in 2 days, you can only eat 3 a day
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Jabba on January 09, 2005, 11:33:29 pm
Great game. This game is very addictive. I can see how it is like Dungeons and Dragons and can almost hear an 8-sided the dice role...cool.

I am JabbaDHutt and am currently on level two. I've already ate some goofballs and smashed my Hippie Stone. Does that make me an agressive fellow?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on January 09, 2005, 11:59:16 pm
No worries.  They go down at about 10:30 central time every night for about 15 mins.  It'll be back soon :)

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on January 10, 2005, 10:36:48 am
see DOS forum (http://hlrse.net/kol_dos_forums/viewtopic.php?p=128#128)  new president? new treasurer?

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JThw8 on January 14, 2005, 05:34:49 pm
A bump as clan membership has not seen much growth.  This game is highly addictive, may cut into cabinet building time :)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on February 02, 2005, 01:35:49 pm
Our clan board is down for the time being.  I posted my comments on that in the other thread.

In other news
I won amplitude's sack!!!

From amplitude
Date: Wednesday, February 02, 11:31AM

    Had to pull this out of the closet
       You acquire an item: spectral pickle

   From amplitude
Date: Wednesday, February 02, 11:31AM

    A Winner Is You!!
       You acquire some items: slap and tickle (50)
       You acquire some items: Knob sausage chow mein (20)
       You acquire an item: severed rocking horse head
       You acquire an item: bowler
       You acquire an item: bow staff
       You acquire an item: bowlegged pants
    Meat   You gain 1,000,000 Meat.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 02, 2005, 01:42:52 pm
how did you win that?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 02, 2005, 01:57:57 pm
how can I win that?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on February 02, 2005, 02:14:24 pm
how did you win that?
oh,
you know on the KOL radio, they do little trivia quizes

The question was:
what  european nation forced (or tried to force) compuserve to restrict access to adult orieanted newsgroups
or something to that affect anyway.

The answer was germany. 

It was crazy, it was like to longest drum roll i have heard on the show.  I knew i was right, and i was sure i wasn't going to be the 15th person with the correct answer, but than i thought i might be, then i thought i couldn't possibly be the 15th, and then they announced my name.

Hooray.

@ Shape D
Do you listen to the KOL radio?  Its usually good. Isn't any worse than your local clear channel station thats for sure - you have nothing to loose
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 02, 2005, 02:17:09 pm
I don't have speakers hooked up to my computer at work.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on February 03, 2005, 02:41:01 pm
Yeah I answered Germany too, I just wasn't 15th. ;)

I missed out on Amp's "big package" but I've previously won his "big stick" prize hehe

1 mil meat, a spectral pickle, 50 hell ramen, 50 roll in the hay and 100 of each "stick" in the game. fun prizes.

So far I've won 4 mil in meat and probably another 4 mil in items. I LOVE the radio/ ;)

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 09, 2005, 12:27:30 pm
our boards down again and I need a favor.

Johann3 initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

Buffed Muscle: You lost.
Unbuffed Muscle: You lost.
Buffed Mysticality: You won.
Familiar Kills: You lost.
Papaya War: You lost.

Johann3 was able to successfully bully you.

Your PvP Ranking decreased by 2 points.

Your opponent stole some dignity from you.

You lose 58 Beefiness.
You lose 59 Wizardliness.
You lose 55 Cheek.

Your opponent said the following: <deleted by Shape_D>

He's a level 15 turtle tamer current ranking 252
   chrome helmet turtle
   star sword
   hippopotamus pants
   Boris's ring
   Pine-Fresh air freshener
   Boris's ring

Familiar:
   Butch, the 25 lb. Cocoabo (558 kills)      (chocolate spurrs)

getem
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 09, 2005, 12:45:01 pm
I just whupped his ass like he was banging Seph's woman.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 09, 2005, 12:54:55 pm
I just whupped his ass like he was banging Seph's woman.
isnt justice great! I hope he cries like a little girl!!!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 09, 2005, 02:27:09 pm
Code: [Select]
From Eepeep (#361185) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, February 09, 10:39AM

    You acquire an item: wang

That just ain't right... dude slipped me his wang.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 09, 2005, 02:32:40 pm
he sent me one too.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 09, 2005, 05:44:29 pm
so at my campsite i have a hole on the screeen and I cant figure out what its for.

its the one thats beneath the certificate of participation, above the atack other players, and next to the terrarium and meat locker. anyone know what goes here?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 09, 2005, 05:53:07 pm
I also have this. Was under the impression that was for future use.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 11, 2005, 12:00:35 pm
Huge changes to the drink systems the past couple of days.

Be careful drinking. Tons of new drinks, new drunkness. New disco Bandit skill
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 11, 2005, 12:32:10 pm
New skill isn't that great... you can make 4 drunk drinks that are not proportionally as good as the 6 drunk TPS drinks.  Best course is still to get a TPS.  I tried most of the new drinks out, they're all basically the same.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on February 11, 2005, 12:47:39 pm
Yeah, everyone in the system lost big time in the way of adventures. TPS used to give 16-20 drinks a day, now give 28, but you can only drink 3, as oppose to 4. Plus, lower stat bonuses, and you can't fit in an extra drink, unless you drink a beer.

Anyone else see that this is the third biggest thread? That is awesome!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on February 11, 2005, 01:44:11 pm
My precious Cranmopolitans!  They're gone!  *sob*

I'm so glad I drank myself almost out of cranberries before the change. 

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 11, 2005, 01:47:38 pm
Just use the new Cherry Bomb.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on February 11, 2005, 02:32:57 pm
Chad, What the crap. You looted the clan stash.

You took damn near everything worthwhile. I think you should get booted for that crap. That is bull dude. Seriously.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 11, 2005, 02:33:55 pm
New skill isn't that great... you can make 4 drunk drinks that are not proportionally as good as the 6 drunk TPS drinks.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 11, 2005, 02:37:27 pm
Chad, What the crap. You looted the clan stash.

You took damn near everything worthwhile. I think you should get booted for that crap. That is bull dude. Seriously.

That sucks. Chad What are you doing?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 11, 2005, 02:40:47 pm
Cashing out clan karma before leaving the clan.  Keep in mind that my karma is all a result of meat I donated, and that I also left 5 figures of karma on the table when I did leave.

Also note that Eepeep left at the same time I did and for the same reasons.  He didn't take a thing and had more karma than the rest of the clan combined.  He also would never have been a member if I hadn't brought him into both the game and DOTS.  He IS a lurker here, an old friend of mine from offboard, but not one who reads the Everything Else forum.

When you consider those things, DOTS made tens of millions of meat from Eepeep and myself.  Don't cry too hard about the 30k worth of karma I cashed in on the way out the door.   :P
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on February 11, 2005, 03:14:53 pm
Just use the new Cherry Bomb.

Ah, yes, the only TPS drink that was changed to require both a new fruit (cherries didn't exist before, so there aren't stockpiles of them floating around like the other fruits) and a different liquor (bottle of whiskey, as opposed to vodka).  So if I had stashed a bunch of cranberries and bottles of vodka (or worse, combined for cranberry and vodkas), I'd be SOL in KOL. 

Oh, and since we're cashing out on what was freely given, I'd like the 200 turns of Empathy I sent you since you were a member of the clan back.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 11, 2005, 03:23:02 pm
Ah, yes, the only TPS drink that was changed to require both a new fruit (cherries didn't exist before, so there aren't stockpiles of them floating around like the other fruits) and a different liquor (bottle of whiskey, as opposed to vodka).  So if I had stashed a bunch of cranberries and bottles of vodka (or worse, combined for cranberry and vodkas), I'd be SOL in KOL. 

Oh, and since we're cashing out on what was freely given, I'd like the 200 turns of Empathy I sent you since you were a member of the clan back.

Well, I was cashing back on SOME of it.  A small amount.  Anyway, tell me how to get those turns of Empathy (or some equivalent) back to you and we'll get it done.  I don't have any ill will towards DOTS, I just don't think it is being run to its potential.  Half the members don't even play anymore.

There were cherries ALL OVER the mall as of about 9am this morning.  Look at it this way, if you have a cranmopolitan, it's probably worth a lot more meat today than it was yesterday.

EDIT: 

Abrannan, I didn't  know people cast those for a fee.  I will pay you the going rate, or Eepeep has offered to return the favor with a Saucesphere.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on February 11, 2005, 03:45:06 pm
Ah, yes, the only TPS drink that was changed to require both a new fruit (cherries didn't exist before, so there aren't stockpiles of them floating around like the other fruits) and a different liquor (bottle of whiskey, as opposed to vodka).  So if I had stashed a bunch of cranberries and bottles of vodka (or worse, combined for cranberry and vodkas), I'd be SOL in KOL. 

Oh, and since we're cashing out on what was freely given, I'd like the 200 turns of Empathy I sent you since you were a member of the clan back.

Well, I was cashing back on SOME of it.  A small amount.  Anyway, tell me how to get those turns of Empathy (or some equivalent) back to you and we'll get it done.  I don't have any ill will towards DOTS, I just don't think it is being run to its potential.  Half the members don't even play anymore.

There were cherries ALL OVER the mall as of about 9am this morning.  Look at it this way, if you have a cranmopolitan, it's probably worth a lot more meat today than it was yesterday.

Sorry, I forgot the j/k on the empathy remark.  :)  Empathy's easy to come by. 

But the cherries are going to take a little time to get under control pricewise.  Yeah, there's 1000+ in the mall right now, but the prices are still floating a good bit above where cranberries were.  Fortunately, someone has stockpiled a couple hundred and set a 1/day limit at 5000 meat.  Cranmopolitan prices haven't caught up to their unavailability yet (and I didn't have one pre-made, in case I got the drink stolen during PvP).  I have taken advantage of the change/price confusion to stock up on Giant Olives, which can now be used to make Vespers, and are floating around the mall at about 120 meat. 
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JoyMonkey on February 13, 2005, 09:34:20 am
Wah! I just started playing a couple of days ago (I registered a couple of months ago though, but didn't get hooked). I'm a Level4 Gecko Supervisor with a 4 pound Leprechaun called Bleedin Amadan.
Unfortunately, I just started going through goofball withdrawal, wish I read this whole thread first  :(
Is there something I can eat or drink that will help me get through my withdrawal?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 13, 2005, 09:36:04 am
nope.. prolly best to just hit the clan gym and get the withdrawl over with
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on February 13, 2005, 09:38:08 am
Cashing out clan karma before leaving the clan.  Keep in mind that my karma is all a result of meat I donated, and that I also left 5 figures of karma on the table when I did leave.

Also note that Eepeep left at the same time I did and for the same reasons.  He didn't take a thing and had more karma than the rest of the clan combined.  He also would never have been a member if I hadn't brought him into both the game and DOTS.  He IS a lurker here, an old friend of mine from offboard, but not one who reads the Everything Else forum.

When you consider those things, DOTS made tens of millions of meat from Eepeep and myself.  Don't cry too hard about the 30k worth of karma I cashed in on the way out the door.   :P

Nobody begged you to donate all that meat. YOU decided to. The fact that you wanted something back when you were "taking your ball and going home" is just lame.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on February 13, 2005, 11:47:03 am
Not to mention, that the items you took were worth well more than what the karma value was.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 13, 2005, 11:54:39 am
That's incorrect.  Eepeep, who was part of this, had karma in the 8 figures.  He was the ONLY one in 8 figures.  I did the manual work.

Consider it lame all you want, we left WAY MORE than we took.  Blame us if you want too, but it wasn't our poor leadership that led to us leaving.  Hell, we tried to help the leaders and the leaders simply aren't up to the task.  That's how it works.  You join a clan, you experience its ways.  If you don't like its ways, you try and help to improve its ways.  If you do that and you're still unsatisfied, you leave.  We did all of those things.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 13, 2005, 12:30:45 pm
Hi,
I don't necessarily disaggree with Chad. Not happy that it happened. but I understand their reasons.  And I agree that eepeep was biggest contrinuter.
I kind of wish the Clan was more active. (tons of players that don't play too often).
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 13, 2005, 01:50:53 pm
One of the things we had been pushing for was the removal of members who no longer play.  That probably accounts for as many as a third and maybe half DOTS.  Those members dilute clan resources, drive up the cost of acquisitions and add nothing.  I tried for a while to get a notice sent that inactive members would be removed.

I also wanted to be involved in Clan Warfare.  DOTS is not active in Clan Warfare. 
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 13, 2005, 03:15:45 pm
I agree on both items.
I have also asked to be involved in Clan warfare with no luck

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on February 13, 2005, 03:19:43 pm
I think rampy and Seph need to give up clan leadership. Niether of them play the game any more.  I don't want to be leader, I'll be ascending as soon as ascenion rolls around. However, Brax and Lokki are both very active, and either one would be a great leader.

Did I mention that I am the most powerful in the clan? Muwhahaha!


Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on February 13, 2005, 04:38:29 pm
I'm tryin to catch up but it's not happenin'! ;)

I'd just like to get back into third again. heh.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 13, 2005, 04:54:27 pm
yeah i really dont have time for the game right now. but really once you hit 15+ theres not much left to do in the game anyway. the only point of clans is to help each other out when youre noobs which we all did. once you become rich and powerful dumping money into pointless clan wars is really all you can do. there are people with billions invested into their armys we would have no chance keeping goodies, if you noticed any time we attacked and eventually built up some goodies some large clan just comes in and owns us, theres no strategy to it at all, even less than PvP

i just dont see what another clan is going to offer thats better, the stat boosts suck anyway once youre high level, a full 15 boosts is not even a single full stat point at my level.


anyway, i dont see the problem really, eepeep had full control over everything if he needed to do all these things he couldve so i dunno. whatever
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 13, 2005, 05:07:03 pm
Well, since some folks agree with me, I'll mention our clan:

Zero In July

We have two members (guess who), both of us fairly high level.  We are already active in clan warfare, already have a large bank of supplies, and have all of the clan amenities.

I won't ask anyone to join but we will certainly consider any applications.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zakk on February 13, 2005, 05:55:58 pm
We didn't join the clan to "take our toys and go home" when things didn't go the way we wanted, we stuck by the clan.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 13, 2005, 06:02:36 pm
Quote
Did I mention that I am the most powerful in the clan? Muwhahaha!
Did I mentioned I was the second most powerful in the clan?  Bit curious how you went up so quickly sort of spending Millions Don't see an easy way.....
Also starting farming for rares so I don't as much points as I used to.


I'm also looking forward to ascencion. But will probably not ascend immediatly.




Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 13, 2005, 06:11:14 pm
yeah i really dont have time for the game right now. but really once you hit 15+ theres not much left to do in the game anyway.

Not really sure I agree plenty of stuff to do  past level 15. Specially lately  where there have been a lot of changes.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 13, 2005, 06:43:01 pm
like... ?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on February 13, 2005, 07:13:33 pm
I am actually more interested in the depth of the economy in the game. It is amazing how crazy and  interactive the economy is. Slight changes in the game result in wild buying and selling. I made almost 2 million meat when the lucky eggs were introduced. Gotta a couple cars, and a couple hermits, and people went crazy and spent like 500K to 1 mil for that crap. Re-friggin-diculous. It is fun to make "investments" to try and play the economy. If we were a more established clan, we could be the iocaine powder of the Mall (IP is famous for their pvp ability - they got a level one player onto the leader boards at spot 2, just below boozer)

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Magnet_Eye on February 13, 2005, 10:08:49 pm
woa, how did i miss this thread?

I just created my character...didn't realize there was a turn limit. i only made level 2. How long do you have to wait to play again?

This is fun. reminds me of playing Wizardry on my Commodore 64 long long ago.....  :o

Who's got tips? what next?

 ???

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 13, 2005, 10:44:37 pm
the game resets every night around 1130-12midnight  EST. if you skim through this massive thread you will find all the newbie info you should need. since a lot of us started at the same time and had the same questions
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 14, 2005, 02:29:47 pm
anyway, i dont see the problem really, eepeep had full control over everything if he needed to do all these things he couldve so i dunno. whatever

Oh, hadn't noticed this until now.  This is untrue.  Eepeep did NOT have full control.   He had control over applications and stats.  He was NOT given the type of control that would have allowed the type of changes people have been and are still asking for in DOTS.  Don't make false statements about this situation.  You could inadvertantly trigger an interstellar war.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 14, 2005, 02:34:36 pm
as far as i knew, he had full control over everything. I had the same control from rampy, before i actually took over completely. but the only thing i gained i think was the ability to look at applications or whatever but i think eepeep did have that. what are these changes people are asking for? has anyone PMed me or asked me anything?? no.

the only thing i see this is over really, is you wanting to kick people out who havent played in a certain amount of time, so stat boosts cost less. seriously who gives a crap about stat boosts theyre only good for newbies. i think being a group of friends/clan members should come before saving a couple thousand meat per person we kick out who hasnt played in a while
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 14, 2005, 02:43:42 pm
has anyone PMed me or asked me anything?? no.

the only thing i see this is over really, is you wanting to kick people out who havent played in a certain amount of time, so stat boosts cost less. seriously who gives a crap about stat boosts theyre only good for newbies. i think being a group of friends/clan members should come before saving a couple thousand meat per person we kick out who hasnt played in a while

So, you follow the statement that no one PMed you by mentioning an offline conversation we had about potential changes.  That would be equivalent to a PM.  Earlier in this thread Lokki mentioned having requested increased clan warfare.  I know Eeepeep discussed some changes with you. 

Look, we weren't happy with the clan, unhappy enough that we left.  Others are expressing unhappiness in this very thread.  Keep saying what you want, the truth is here in this thread.

Who said everyone here has to be in the same clan, or even friendly within the game?  That doesn't sound very interesting to me.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JoyMonkey on February 14, 2005, 02:46:19 pm
Who is taking clan applications now? I've been waiting a few days now with no word.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 14, 2005, 02:53:11 pm
has anyone PMed me or asked me anything?? no.

the only thing i see this is over really, is you wanting to kick people out who havent played in a certain amount of time, so stat boosts cost less. seriously who gives a crap about stat boosts theyre only good for newbies. i think being a group of friends/clan members should come before saving a couple thousand meat per person we kick out who hasnt played in a while

So, you follow the statement that no one PMed you by mentioning an offline conversation we had about potential changes.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 14, 2005, 02:55:57 pm
I remember asking you to make that post, I do not remember telling you Eepeep would take care of it.  Eepeep did not have the authority to do such a thing and never did.

Listen to yourself.  You sure don't sound like a leader to me.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Magnet_Eye on February 14, 2005, 04:39:48 pm
Who is taking clan applications now? I've been waiting a few days now with no word.


wow, by the last few bickering posts, it sounds like it has or is falling apart.

 ???
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 14, 2005, 04:44:34 pm
this thread is now huge so im sure you didnt read it all, but it says somewhere back there if youre sending an application to post here or PM me. its really easy to miss an application and it will sit there until i happen to see it. you are now accepted


and magnet, i took a leave 3 weeks ago for personal reasons and i gave command over to eepeep, who decided to leave 2 days ago. so things are still being sorted out right now but there are no major problems really. other than the ripples chad left with his rude departure of the clan
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 14, 2005, 04:46:30 pm
btw does anyone know who ZVar or Goldburg  are? they have sent applications wonderin if theyre BYOACers or friends of someone here
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 14, 2005, 04:50:37 pm
i gave command over to eepeep, who decided to leave 2 days ago.

He did not have command of the clan.  He had a couple of permissions on a limited basis.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 14, 2005, 04:55:53 pm
will you stop being so childish about this, you make it seem like you guys were bugging me to do things and i wasnt. if eepeep had a problem why didnt he IM me? i see him on aim all the time and the only time i talked to him was when he told me he was leaving. As far as i knew he had all the permissions he needed cause nothing was said to me... furthermore i dont see how this pertains to you really if eepeep thinks im saying something thats untrue he can post here
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 14, 2005, 04:59:37 pm
will you stop being so childish about this, you make it seem like you guys were bugging me to do things and i wasnt. if eepeep had a problem why didnt he IM me? i see him on aim all the time and the only time i talked to him was when he told me he was leaving. As far as i knew he had all the permissions he needed cause nothing was said to me... furthermore i dont see how this pertains to you really if eepeep thinks im saying something thats untrue he can post here

It's not childish to refute false claims.    It is self defense.

EDIT:  You are right.  I have made my case, my statements are true.  If you want to continue to say these things, feel free.  I will no longer post on the matter.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 14, 2005, 05:02:22 pm
You two sound like you need a PPVPVPDM

Thats a Pay Per View Player Versus Player Death Match.

We could make millions of meat!!!!!!!

or you guys could do this

http://slappy.notlong.com

wow second most replied on thread.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Magnet_Eye on February 14, 2005, 09:19:41 pm
and magnet, i took a leave 3 weeks ago for personal reasons and i gave command over to eepeep, who decided to leave 2 days ago. so things are still being sorted out right now but there are no major problems really. other than the ripples chad left with his rude departure of the clan


Ok, well see..this is out of control. i was reading through the thread, and it said to join the yahoo group so i did.... i would like to join up. My character is called "Derf the Proctofist"

 :)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 14, 2005, 09:42:40 pm
cool, if youre over level 3 send a clan application to defenders of the semicolon, you can do that in the clan section in town
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: zvar on February 14, 2005, 10:43:19 pm
btw does anyone know who ZVar or Goldburg  are? they have sent applications wonderin if theyre BYOACers or friends of someone here
No idea who goldburg is, but I'm here.
I didn't see your post about PM'ing you here, so I just did that.

Steven
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on February 14, 2005, 10:48:49 pm
We have less than 100 posts to go, until we are teh #1 thread of all time. C'mon people!!!

I've gotten my question answered 2 weeks in a row on the Jick and Skully show. It is actually interesting. I enjoy it because everything they say tends to do things to the economy. They spend a little too much time bullshitting, and answering retarded questions from the same people, but it does make for interesting banter.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Magnet_Eye on February 15, 2005, 05:35:13 am
cool, if youre over level 3 send a clan application to defenders of the semicolon, you can do that in the clan section in town


I went there and requested to be in the clan...now what?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 15, 2005, 12:32:33 pm
Has anyone stolen toast in PVP? what do you have to try to fight for? I've been going for thier food but havent gotten crap in the last two weeks.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 15, 2005, 01:21:10 pm
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the only thing i see this is over really, is you wanting to kick people out who havent played in a certain amount of time, so stat boosts cost less. seriously who gives a crap about stat boosts theyre only good for newbies. i think being a group of friends/clan members should come before saving a couple thousand meat per person we kick out who hasnt played in a while
So if we are not buying stat boosts. and we are not going to do clan warfare. What will be using the 17 mill in there for?
Should we stop contributing meat to the clan stash?





Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on February 15, 2005, 07:49:39 pm
I manged to get toast in PVP because someone was nice enough to set up a "beat-up" doll that only had toast.

I could do that for the clan with one of my multis. He has taken a few vacations, drank a few canadians, etc. He has no papayas, and he is never intoxicated. Unfortunately I do have crap at my campground, but not a meat golem, luckily. He is level 12ish, but somewusiness potion and a crappy outfit would help.

Anyway, let me know if you want me to set something up for a day, and I'll display his name via the chat pane in the clan.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Magnet_Eye on February 15, 2005, 10:09:05 pm
ok, i am in the clan. now what? can someone guide me on some items that might be useful to me? you guys have a crapload of stuff in the stash!

guess i should goto the gym?


EDIT: I am looking through the message board there...also, where is the DoD board?

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on February 15, 2005, 10:29:56 pm
ok, i am in the clan. now what? can someone guide me on some items that might be useful to me? you guys have a crapload of stuff in the stash!

guess i should goto the gym?

The gym can be a good idea on "stat days" (check the moon phases at kol.coldfront.net), but you lose out on questing to open new areas, and meat from you adventures.  The must-have items (that aren't too expensive) are:

Clockwork maid (made from a meat engine and a frilly skirt) to get extra adventures each day.
Bartender in a box (make drinks without spending adventures)
Chef in a box (Cook food without spending adventures)
Upgrading your campground (Pagoda, house, maybe Evil Golden Arches)
I'd stay out of PvP for a bit

Get yourself a familiar (and it's associated +5lb item).  I like the cocoabo, personally, but a leprechaun can be an asset when you're meat farming.

Go to your profession trainer and make sure to buy the necessary skills.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Magnet_Eye on February 15, 2005, 10:57:11 pm
ok, i am in the clan. now what? can someone guide me on some items that might be useful to me? you guys have a crapload of stuff in the stash!

guess i should goto the gym?

The gym can be a good idea on "stat days" (check the moon phases at kol.coldfront.net), but you lose out on questing to open new areas, and meat from you adventures.  The must-have items (that aren't too expensive) are:

Clockwork maid (made from a meat engine and a frilly skirt) to get extra adventures each day.
Bartender in a box (make drinks without spending adventures)
Chef in a box (Cook food without spending adventures)
Upgrading your campground (Pagoda, house, maybe Evil Golden Arches)
I'd stay out of PvP for a bit

Get yourself a familiar (and it's associated +5lb item).  I like the cocoabo, personally, but a leprechaun can be an asset when you're meat farming.

Go to your profession trainer and make sure to buy the necessary skills.




ok then. i can't afford those items though. bartender in a box is 28,000 meat!? wth, i only have 281 meat! LOL

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 16, 2005, 08:42:42 am
Quote
the only thing i see this is over really, is you wanting to kick people out who havent played in a certain amount of time, so stat boosts cost less. seriously who gives a crap about stat boosts theyre only good for newbies. i think being a group of friends/clan members should come before saving a couple thousand meat per person we kick out who hasnt played in a while
So if we are not buying stat boosts. and we are not going to do clan warfare. What will be using the 17 mill in there for?
Should we stop contributing meat to the clan stash?




well we might as well spend the money on stat boosts. but yeah contributing cash isnt really worth it right now, i think it would be more benficial if u see a good deal on a good food/drink grab some extra throw them in the stash. or just give your would be donation to a new person startin up in the clan



BTW would someone like to be in charge of stat buying? basicly just gotta remember on every stat day to buy that stat. since im not on everyday it would be good to have someone doing this regularly
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 16, 2005, 10:42:58 am
Also pick out a good outfit. Try to wear the most powerful stuff you can at your level. Since it will help you to not get beat up too often.
There are plently of clothes/hats and weapons in the stash.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 16, 2005, 10:44:54 am

ok then. i can't afford those items though. bartender in a box is 28,000 meat!? wth, i only have 281 meat! LOL


don't buy them. Make them yourself.
There are plenty of items in the stash to help you get started. and if you need help with an item let me know.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 16, 2005, 11:33:50 am

BTW would someone like to be in charge of stat buying? basicly just gotta remember on every stat day to buy that stat. since im not on everyday it would be good to have someone doing this regularly

I could take care of that. Usually on everyday for a couple of hours
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on February 16, 2005, 01:28:20 pm
This link will help you when you're making things. When you're at a low levels it pays to make everything. (unless you find a ten meat sale in the mall (after you're level 5))

http://www.agesoftime.com/kol/kol_display.php
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 17, 2005, 10:10:39 am
So it's on now?  What a shame, I cannot counterattack.


Code: [Select]
rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

Buffed Mysticality: You lost.
Unbuffed Mysticality: You lost.
Buffed Muscle: You won.
Pie-Eating Contest: You lost.
Familiar Kills: You won.

rampy was able to successfully burninate you.

Your PvP Ranking decreased by 19 points.

Your opponent stole some dignity from you.

You lose 67 Fortitude.
You lose 69 Magicalness.
You lose 70 Roguishness.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on February 17, 2005, 10:14:19 am
I think rampy and Seph need to give up clan leadership. Niether of them play the game any more.  I don't want to be leader, I'll be ascending as soon as ascenion rolls around. However, Brax and Lokki are both very active, and either one would be a great leader.

Did I mention that I am the most powerful in the clan? Muwhahaha!


*smack* I passed the torch a while ago after I got to the "end" of the game and started playing less.  I retain all the powers in the background just in case someone goes all ChadTower on us =P, but I created an el presidente class that has all the same rights and control...  I still login every few days to play 180 adventures or so =P

*shrug* If you need someone else elevated, let me know. 

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on February 17, 2005, 10:18:02 am
So it's on now?  What a shame, I cannot counterattack.


Code: [Select]
rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

Buffed Mysticality: You lost.
Unbuffed Mysticality: You lost.
Buffed Muscle: You won.
Pie-Eating Contest: You lost.
Familiar Kills: You won.

rampy was able to successfully burninate you.

Your PvP Ranking decreased by 19 points.

Your opponent stole some dignity from you.

You lose 67 Fortitude.
You lose 69 Magicalness.
You lose 70 Roguishness.

*shrug* no, it's not "on"... just logged in and thought I'd give you some of the pvp action you crave.

It's funny, by you leaving in the manner you did, you ended up polarizing DOTS and stirring up more interest/participation.

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 17, 2005, 10:39:46 am
*shrug* no, it's not "on"... just logged in and thought I'd give you some of the pvp action you crave.

Fair enough.  You got lucky, nearly any other criteria and I win that battle.  You're too low for me to return attack, too.  Nice one.

Quote
It's funny, by you leaving in the manner you did, you ended up polarizing DOTS and stirring up more interest/participation.

Who says that wasn't intentional?  My unstated intention was to add a new dimension to the game that being in DOTS was suppressing.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 17, 2005, 11:43:55 am
Hey Magmet_Eye  check your messages in KOL.

Does anyone know when our forum will be back up?

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Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on February 17, 2005, 05:27:13 pm
I'm sort of wondering if it's not down for good. It's been a long time...

Hey Magmet_Eye  check your messages in KOL.

Does anyone know when our forum will be back up?

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Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on February 17, 2005, 05:37:11 pm
It's not down, I took that with me when I left too.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zakk on February 17, 2005, 07:37:20 pm
Oh good, glad I didn't bother with it then.  8)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: abrannan on February 17, 2005, 08:27:41 pm
It's not down, I took that with me when I left too.

*chuckle*
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on February 18, 2005, 11:06:51 am
Well...This seems like a good time to remind people of the DotSC yahoogroup I started up for just such a purpose.  <And no...I won't be packing up my toys and going home with it> ::)
All current members of DOTS are welcome to join.  But please send me you're ingame name when you send your application to the group.  It's not a high traffic board <at this point anyways> but it's probably a good way to communicate and plan stuff 'privatly' between members of the clan.

http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/dotsc_kol/

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on February 18, 2005, 02:48:06 pm
Personally I don't really like Yahoo groups.

There is one set up now at Invisionfree (if no one minds)

http://semicolondefenders.tk/

(If the redirection doesn't work, try http://s9.invisionfree.com/dots/)


Just use http://s9.invisionfree.com/dots/ instead. The .tk redirection is painfully slow =/
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on February 18, 2005, 03:47:24 pm
i don't mind... It wouldn't be my place to mind, even if I did mind, which i don't, mind that is... mind you.

=)

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on February 18, 2005, 03:57:51 pm
i don't mind... It wouldn't be my place to mind, even if I did mind, which i don't, mind that is... mind you.

=)



oops. lol. i guess i forgot who the leader was then. will the real evildruid please stand up ;)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 18, 2005, 04:07:16 pm
yeah thats fine mnm, i dont like yahoo groups either so any kind of message board would be better than nothing.

i will make a clan announcement with the new URL
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on February 19, 2005, 11:32:36 pm
It's not down, I took that with me when I left too.

That was Classic. I actually snorted my drink. Ha!
It appears widdle Chaddy waddy didn't get enough Sesame Street growing up.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on February 20, 2005, 06:24:57 pm
i don't mind... It wouldn't be my place to mind, even if I did mind, which i don't, mind that is... mind you.

=)



Would you mind if I mind to whatever the hell this says?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on February 21, 2005, 10:26:12 am
In case you haven't noticed it's It's Porktober 8th!

You may go trick or treating for candy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on February 21, 2005, 04:25:49 pm
hey lokki incase you didnt notice i promoted you so you can take over stat buys on stat days. congrats =)


whats with the costume thing, i havent had time to play yet today can you just wear any full outfit, like a star garb or something?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on February 21, 2005, 09:25:04 pm
I paid x amount of meat for the dos board we were using before.  You may know that the site that hosted the space had, oddly enough,  an alleged DOS attack.

The space has since been provided back to me, but I have been left on my own to set up the board.   Which obviously hasn't gone well so far.

I hope to contact the person who is hosting the space and talk business to set it back up.  We will see how that goes.

To mnm1200, I can log in to your board, but I can't post. but i can only post on the market place board.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on February 22, 2005, 03:38:25 pm
To mnm1200, I can log in to your board, but I can't post. but i can only post on the market place board.

OK, I'm looking into it. It seems that server 9 (where the boards are hosted) is a new server and they're having a few problems with it. I currently cannot get into the Admin CP to fix the permissions on the boards =/
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on February 23, 2005, 03:57:27 pm
To mnm1200, I can log in to your board, but I can't post. but i can only post on the market place board.

OK, I'm looking into it. It seems that server 9 (where the boards are hosted) is a new server and they're having a few problems with it. I currently cannot get into the Admin CP to fix the permissions on the boards =/

OK works now
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 28, 2005, 02:42:13 pm
Yayyyyyyy......      I finally got it.      Only four weeks of pvp for food.

ZBart is made significantly more difficult to attack by his house.

You are forced to stop and smell the pretty flowers before attacking. It takes some of the contempt out of you, and makes you feel less Moxious. Wuss.

Your opponent's Spooky Scarecrow glares at you menacingly. It makes you a little nervous, and your muscles get a little shaky.

There's some barbed-wire fence around your opponent's campsite. You manage to slide under it without injury.

Your opponent's white picket fence looks so idyllic that it sort of puts you out of the mood for fighting. Sigh.

Your opponent's campsite has really good Feng Shui. Your Mysticality doesn't work as well here as it usually does.

You call ZBart out, and your battle begins...

You attempt to Burninate ZBart. Your magical gambit is successful! POW!

You challenge your opponent to a game of Telekinetic Ping-Pong -- raw Mysticality vs. raw Mysticality. You win the round! ZAP!

ZBart challenges you to a dancing contest. Try as you might, you are unable to outdance this particular dancing fool. Oof!

ZBart arranges an impromptu fashion show. The judges declare your clothes to be far more stylish than your opponent's. BOOF!

ZBart challenges you to a purity test. Your opponent has fewer active effects than you, and is therefore deemed more pure. Ugh!

You've won the fight!

Your PvP Ranking increased by 10 points.

You take an item from your opponent.
   You acquire an item:
toast
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on February 28, 2005, 04:35:01 pm
Two cool things in one day, One Million Meat Baby.  TPS here I come.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on February 28, 2005, 09:37:09 pm
you want my TPS?

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on March 01, 2005, 11:18:56 am
you want my TPS?

rampy
umm no.  ;)

sure how much would you want for it.

by the way the mall is lame when I started saving up for a TPS they were 1.4 mill. Now the lowest price in the mall is 3.2mill.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on March 01, 2005, 11:45:58 am
hmm interesting they went up, i knew they would eventually. I bought mine for 2 mill when they first came out, theyre necessary for the best drinks in the game and as more people join and want them the prices will only keep raising


edit: i convinced myself to buy a few TPS lol, figure they will sell for more someday
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on March 01, 2005, 12:17:26 pm
you want my TPS?

rampy
umm no.  ;)

sure how much would you want for it.

by the way the mall is lame when I started saving up for a TPS they were 1.4 mill. Now the lowest price in the mall is 3.2mill.

25k meat, 1 hell ramen, 2 barbed wire fences, 2 bouquets of flowers, 1 chewing gum on a string, 5 salty dogs, and an arse hat.

(seriously)

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on March 01, 2005, 12:20:21 pm
you want my TPS?

rampy
umm no.  ;)

sure how much would you want for it.

by the way the mall is lame when I started saving up for a TPS they were 1.4 mill. Now the lowest price in the mall is 3.2mill.

25k meat, 1 hell ramen, 2 barbed wire fences, 2 bouquets of flowers, 1 chewing gum on a string, 5 salty dogs, and an arse hat.

(seriously)

rampy
Deal.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JoyMonkey on March 01, 2005, 12:22:50 pm
I'm lost. Is TPS a Tiny Plastic Sword?
I've got one (I think I got it while adventuring on the obligatory pirates cove) and have no idea what to do with it.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on March 01, 2005, 12:24:09 pm
yeah TPS = tiny plastic sword. you can only get them from the crimbo stockings that came out for Xmas and you cant get them from anything else. theyre used to make the best drinks in the game and theyre reusable

check out http://kol.coldfront.net/  for recipes
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: JoyMonkey on March 01, 2005, 12:29:40 pm
Oh yeah, it came from a Chrimbo stocking. I have no idea where that came from. I haven't even attempted to mix cocktails yet, I should probably hold onto the TPS for later on, huh?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on March 01, 2005, 01:08:17 pm
yeah definately keep it, its worth about 3.8 million =P
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on March 01, 2005, 05:04:43 pm
Sweet, Thanks rampy.

Anyone know what the Mysticality TPS drink is. I thought it was the grogotini. I guess I was wrong.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on March 01, 2005, 09:25:17 pm
There are a couple myst drinks now. All confusing in such. In other news, this thread just became third. I can not let that happen.

Lets all prepare for ascension by posting stupid drivel, such as:

OMGWTFX0R Boozer ASCENDED Noesssss.

Anyway, I'm trying to stock up on meat and consumables, I'll ascend my multi asap to reap the benefits of the mall.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on March 01, 2005, 09:27:24 pm
It also seems that general BYOAC activity in the game is down quite a bit. This is unfortunate, because this game rocks. Ok, it rolls, but whatever.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on March 01, 2005, 10:23:27 pm
Anyway, I'm trying to stock up on meat and consumables, I'll ascend my multi asap to reap the benefits of the mall.
That is pretty much what I am doing now. stocking up on Food and drinks.
spent about 1 mill today on food and drinks. Also stockpiling buff items (moxie weed, bar bells, magicalness in can etc).
No using multies. Just one account.



Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on March 02, 2005, 12:36:22 am
so is there an official word on ascension what you can bring? did they decide you can bring all the consumables you want or something?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on March 02, 2005, 09:28:21 am
Sweet, Thanks rampy.

Anyone know what the Mysticality TPS drink is. I thought it was the grogotini. I guess I was wrong.
it isn't the dirty martini is it?

skewered olive and martini....

Boy did I rip you off! =P  j/k  although I shoulda asked for more white picket fences, barbed wire and bouquets (I'm building up my pvp defenses) =P

rampy
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Brax on March 02, 2005, 09:48:22 am
Last I heard it's 30 things per day.

1000 meat = one "thing"

Any combination of 30 will work.
15 food and 15k meat
30k meat
10 drink, 10k meat, 10 useless trinkets.... whatever.

I don't think I'll be ready to ascend right at the beginning. I'm flat broke since I've been trophy hunting. (some cost quite a bit to aquire (time or meat)) I need to save up a bit before I make the leap.

I'm not really looking to "maximize the market" or powergame my way through. I'm just playing the game my way. I think I'll pick up a few more trophies first. I'd like to get the failure to communicate and possibly the rest of the herb brownies I need before I acsend.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 09:49:59 am
Hrm... so maybe this 1.8mil of meat I'm sitting on isn't so useful when ascension comes.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on March 02, 2005, 10:25:44 am
I belive that for the first 1000 adventures you will not have access to the mall, and you can receive items from other players. So I don't think meat would be the thing you want to keep.

The Maritini is a moxie drink. I thik the mysticality drinks are whiskey based. (but could be wrong)
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 10:38:45 am
Looks like it may be time to stock up on limes and rum.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on March 02, 2005, 11:44:00 am
found the following which lists booze (and food) and their effects

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~jhs/KoL/effects/booze.rxml
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on March 02, 2005, 01:08:15 pm
There are a couple myst drinks now. All confusing in such. In other news, this thread just became third. I can not let that happen.

In the interest of regaining Number 2 (or getting 1). I pose the following questions

1) Will you Ascend?
2) What skill are you keeping?
3) What will your new class be?

My answers

1) Yest, but probably not inmediatly.
2) Currently a Disco Bandit. Will keep either Advanced cocktail crafting or nimble finger
3) Undecided between Turtle Tamer and Accordion Thief
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on March 02, 2005, 02:21:43 pm
1) Will you Ascend?
2) What skill are you keeping?
3) What will your new class be?

1) Heck yeah!
2.  Probably the DB looting skill
3.)  Gonna grab pastamancer and sauceron for the first 2 runs. Need to be a one man ramen machine! Jick said it goes
1st:  1 skill
2nd: 2 Skills
3rd: 3 Skills
6th:4 skills
9th:5 skills
and etc...
Gonna have to ascend quite a bit.
Ronin, you can't get anything from players, 30 things per day, etc.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on March 02, 2005, 02:28:48 pm
1) Will you Ascend?
2) What skill are you keeping?
3) What will your new class be?

1) Heck yeah!
2.  Probably the DB looting skill
3.)  Gonna grab pastamancer and sauceron for the first 2 runs. Need to be a one man ramen machine! Jick said it goes
1st:  1 skill
2nd: 2 Skills
3rd: 3 Skills
6th:4 skills
9th:5 skills
and etc...
Gonna have to ascend quite a bit.
Ronin, you can't get anything from players, 30 things per day, etc.

can you make pastamancer type foods after ascending to something else. I was planing on going to pastamancer next if I can still make saucerer type foods that would rock.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on March 02, 2005, 02:51:21 pm

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can you make pastamancer type foods after ascending to something else. I was planing on going to pastamancer next if I can still make saucerer type foods that would rock.
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If you decide to keep your Advanced Saucecrafting skill. then you should still be able to cook.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on March 02, 2005, 02:54:27 pm
yeah when i ascend im definately taking my pastamancery
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 02:57:28 pm
When I ascend I'm taking YRMOM.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on March 02, 2005, 03:37:51 pm
I'm curious. Why is meat bad to hold on to? Is it just bad if you plan to ascend or in general when it goes public? I just had a 1M meat 10-meat sale and am sitting on another 2M meat. Should I stockpile or blow it on another larger 10-meat sale? Of course, I could contribute that to the clan but do we even keep our clans????
/me is confused
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Sephroth57 on March 02, 2005, 03:45:51 pm
whats the point of wasting 1 million on a 10 meat sale?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on March 02, 2005, 03:47:55 pm
I think if the leader ascends they have to hand leadership over to someone else.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on March 02, 2005, 03:58:49 pm
whats the point of wasting 1 million on a 10 meat sale?

1)It's fun.
2)It feels good to distribute stuff.
3)I was bored ;)

I'm throwing my money away on KOLbay it would seem too :lol:
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 04:01:24 pm
KLOV subsidization.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on March 02, 2005, 04:01:31 pm
I'm curious. Why is meat bad to hold on to? Is it just bad if you plan to ascend or in general when it goes public? I just had a 1M meat 10-meat sale and am sitting on another 2M meat. Should I stockpile or blow it on another larger 10-meat sale? Of course, I could contribute that to the clan but do we even keep our clans????
/me is confused
Nothing wrong with keeping meat. The only thing is that you will not be able to use it for the first 1k turns.
You could use the meat to buy food and drinks so that you can get a lot of adventures and be able to level out of the 1k limit in a few days. If you can do 250 Adv per day, in four days you should be back in business. Remeber that you will be back to 14 drunkness.

I think you can stay in your clan. but can't lead it. Also you cannot use the clan stash. (not sure about the gym).







Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on March 02, 2005, 04:54:01 pm
Thanks for the info. I guess that means that all quests are reset. I wonder if I can do plugh again ;D

I'm also wondering what kind of market run there will be (of course that's what makes this game fun)
Cheers!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on March 02, 2005, 09:35:58 pm
With Chow Meins -
 You could probably get 60 turns a day, with TPS drinks, probably another 70ish. Plus, 45 or so for rollover...
60+45+70 = 175
Intially get 40/80, so approximately 10 days until you are out of ronin, if you can subsidize it.

Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on March 03, 2005, 12:03:20 pm
Ascension is going to drop everything except for the best foods and the best drinks. Getting out of Ronin and ascending as quick as possible will be the main 2 goals of every "power gamer." Lots of the quests are wastes of time. I believe for the ascensions in which you don't keep an extra skill, I'll take a seal clubber. They are the most powerful levelers in the game. Unfortunately, they don't have a particular skill worth keeping.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 03, 2005, 12:12:32 pm
Except that so far there is no word on a cap for how many times you can ascend.  I've seen references to the fact that you may be able to do it multiple times, taking a new skill each time.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on March 03, 2005, 01:08:02 pm
Actually, there is not yet word on a cap, however, it has already been implemented as I said earlier,
first 3 ascensions, 1 skill each time
then, every three ascensions, you get one new skill.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on March 09, 2005, 03:28:24 pm
puddloflaj: anyone want free empathy remember the name and blue message me around the clock when i get the message i will buff you

where is teh link to the board?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on March 11, 2005, 12:21:27 am
Well, it seems that BYOAC activity is dying, even though the game is set to become veeerrryyy interesting. I'm excited for this new content. All for a free game.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 11, 2005, 09:23:51 am
Maybe DOTS activity is dying.  That's not everyone here.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on March 12, 2005, 03:08:42 pm
There seem to be plenty of people playing. Just none active in the clan aspect...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on March 16, 2005, 10:48:59 pm
Its back

http://hlrse.net/kol_dos_forums/index.php

Unfortunatly, everyone will have to reregister again because I am a dumbass and did not save the database.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on March 29, 2005, 11:44:55 am
You know, I'm thinking massive 10-meat sales aren't such a good idea after all...
I've missed out on 2 great store sales (undervalued by more than half!) in the last 3 days because I didn't have enough meat. Baka =(
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 30, 2005, 11:18:03 am
So, uh, Rampy?  You attacked me three times yesterday.  Setting aside the once per 24 hours rule, could you tell us why you keep attacking me?

(BTW, he lost all three times)


Code: [Select]
From rampy (#300142) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Tuesday, March 29, 12:16PM

    rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Mysticality: You won.
    Unbuffed Mysticality: You won.
    Buffed Muscle: You won.
    "How Drunk Are You?": You won.
    Papaya War: You won.

    rampy was unable to burninate you.

    Your opponent said the following:

From rampy (#300142) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Tuesday, March 29, 12:15PM

    rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Mysticality: You won.
    Unbuffed Mysticality: You won.
    Buffed Moxie: You won.
    Papaya War: You won.
    Fashion Show: You won.

    rampy was unable to burninate you.

    Your opponent said the following:

From rampy (#300142) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Tuesday, March 29, 12:15PM

    rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Mysticality: You won.
    Unbuffed Mysticality: You won.
    Buffed Muscle: You won.
    "How Drunk Are You?": You won.
    Pie-Eating Contest: You won.

    rampy was unable to burninate you.

    Your opponent said the following: pfffffft!
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shape D. on March 30, 2005, 11:29:15 am
So, uh, Rampy?  You attacked me three times yesterday.  Setting aside the once per 24 hours rule, could you tell us why you keep attacking me?
you can't attack a player youve won a fight against in the last 24 hors.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 30, 2005, 11:34:50 am
you can't attack a player youve won a fight against in the last 24 hors.

Ohhhhhhhh... rainBOWS.  That makes sense.

Still not sure why rampy attacks me.  He's done it like 7 times now and only won once in a freak set of criteria.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: rampy on March 30, 2005, 04:33:43 pm
you can't attack a player youve won a fight against in the last 24 hors.

Ohhhhhhhh... rainBOWS.  That makes sense.

Still not sure why rampy attacks me.  He's done it like 7 times now and only won once in a freak set of criteria.

*shrug* it's fun... the best part of my day =) Plus... I'm all out of bubblegum...  ooh  look what time it is...

rampy


Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 30, 2005, 04:36:35 pm
Fair enough.   :-*  It's your ass.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on March 31, 2005, 01:45:00 pm
Code: [Select]
From rampy (#300142) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, March 30, 03:10PM

    rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Mysticality: You won.
    Unbuffed Mysticality: You won.
    Buffed Moxie: You won.
    Pie-Eating Contest: You lost.
    Purity Test: You won.

    rampy was unable to burninate you.

    Your opponent said the following:

From rampy (#300142) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, March 30, 03:09PM

    rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Mysticality: You won.
    Unbuffed Mysticality: You won.
    Buffed Muscle: You won.
    Fashion Show: You won.
    Work Ethic Contest: You won.

    rampy was unable to burninate you.

    Your opponent said the following: i'm getting my arse handed to me

From rampy (#300142) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, March 30, 03:09PM

    rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Mysticality: You won.
    Unbuffed Mysticality: You won.
    Buffed Muscle: You won.
    Familiar Kills: You won.
    Fashion Show: You won.

    rampy was unable to burninate you.

    Your opponent said the following:

From rampy (#300142) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, March 30, 03:09PM

    rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Mysticality: You won.
    Unbuffed Mysticality: You won.
    Buffed Muscle: You won.
    "How Drunk Are You?": You won.
    Pie-Eating Contest: You lost.

    rampy was unable to burninate you.

    Your opponent said the following: and if you lose?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on April 16, 2005, 01:08:13 pm
Does anyone here like the games channel?

I've been thinking about getting a game bot or two and running them in games.

I figure since I'm not the most meat rich player, we could make it Clan sponsored like aflubadubdub and RoF did.

What do you think?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on April 16, 2005, 09:48:07 pm
Spend most of my time in trade.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on April 17, 2005, 09:52:24 am
I've made over 2mil in the last few days there. Much better than I ever did in trade.

Just an idea...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on April 19, 2005, 01:04:06 am
It seems like a lot of work to sit in Games and answer questions- farming the peak has become my new pass time.  Easy, and affordable.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on April 19, 2005, 03:53:25 pm
You do get only a limited number of turns right?

It's not only trivia- yesterday a player named naten186 had a birthday and had 5 dice rolling games. The prizes were 1M,1.5M,2M,2.5M, and a Mr.A. I got the 2M prize for choosing 7 in the third roll.

Not too bad. Not so bad an atmosphere in there either. Too bad it's less active now since RoF week ended...
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on June 06, 2005, 10:24:46 am
Is anyone here still playing this?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on June 06, 2005, 11:20:24 am
Still playing on a daily basis.

And excited about ascencion finally coming.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: ChadTower on June 06, 2005, 11:39:50 am
Finally... I took some time off, getting back into it lately.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on June 06, 2005, 03:03:17 pm
Sorry I kind of dropped from the clan without a word. I was getting into PVP pretty hardcore for a shortwhile, and wanted to see if I could get into Iocaine Powder. I settled with Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Big clan, not much karma to start, but still cool.

I took 2 weeks off while I was out of town, and have had trouble getting excited again, even with Asc. around the corner. I'm hoping once it is actually implemented, I'll be a little more ready to go gung hoe at the bit.

Anyway, it should be interesting one way or another.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on June 06, 2005, 06:37:26 pm
I'm still around...NOt as much as I used to...<too much stuff IRL, including building a bartop  :D >.

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on June 09, 2005, 05:38:20 pm
 Ascension has arrived.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on June 11, 2005, 09:00:03 am
I dont play at all anymore.  so does anyone want my character?  I cant remeber what I am.  I think I am a level 20 or so.  If no one wants him I donate all my stuff to the clan.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Generic Eric on June 11, 2005, 10:41:51 pm
Sure I will take it
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Setabs on June 12, 2005, 08:40:10 am
I would give it to you but "Inactive accounts are deleted after 60 days."
Sorry.  That sucks to because I had a but load of crap that I am sure someone could have used.  oh well.
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on June 12, 2005, 11:45:02 am
I still play, but I've moved to Clan X.

If you stop be the games channel, you'll probably see me doing trivia or antiraffles. It's so fun for me that I can't ascend yet (that and the fact that I haven't all the trophies yet).
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: xar256 on June 13, 2005, 01:46:17 pm
Just an FYI, if you ascend...YOu keep you're tattoos/trophies, and trophy related food/drink counts...No worries there.  Plus you get a new trophy and tattoo for ascending.

Xar256
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: mnm1200 on June 13, 2005, 04:06:48 pm
Just an FYI, if you ascend...YOu keep you're tattoos/trophies, and trophy related food/drink counts...No worries there.  Plus you get a new trophy and tattoo for ascending.

Yes, but familiar weights reset! Only 210lb to go for black hole :P
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: DarkKobold on August 09, 2005, 03:10:52 pm
It seems that some of us are still playing... I was on a few softie ascension boards. I was pretty happy. Anyone here still playing?
Title: Re: Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: lokki on August 09, 2005, 03:45:06 pm
Still playing, Haven't been able to get on the speed ascencion boards, but haven't really tried (too expensive), fastest has been 803 turns
done 8 Ascencions (and should ascend tomorrow again)
Collected all the canadia dial items
Got all 3 new fairy familiars (still need to get their items)