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Title: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: maliusmaximus on December 24, 2020, 12:34:18 pm
Hi all,
I'd like to see if anybody with a high degree of experience in commercial level builds is interested in a few consultation sessions (paid ) to bring me up to speed to be able to deliver a commercial level product. I've sorted everything except really nailing the programming and making it scalable.

Inbox me if you'd like to discuss more
Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: BadMouth on December 24, 2020, 06:26:00 pm
Will the joysticks be glued in?
Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: Vocalitus on December 24, 2020, 10:16:27 pm
Will it require a spinner?
Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: baritonomarchetto on December 25, 2020, 02:00:20 am
Will it require buttons and a jamma connector?
Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: mahuti on December 25, 2020, 05:43:56 am
I usually suggest using staples or carpet tacks for the programming, as nails tend to go in too deep. Usually the programming doesn't weigh much in the end (even after tacking it down) so you probably won't need a scale for that part.
Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: BadMouth on December 25, 2020, 01:02:26 pm
Step 1: Discover emulators
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!!!

Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: Howard_Casto on December 25, 2020, 04:56:52 pm
How does one know if they are a top level programmer?   Do we have to fight all the other programmers with kitanas, beheading each opponent until there is only one?  If so I have swords and duffle bags for the heads.
Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: pbj on December 25, 2020, 05:40:18 pm
Step 2: ???

Bait the line.

Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: leapinlew on December 26, 2020, 09:19:10 pm
I think top level programmer means where you physically do your coding. So, top level means, Penthouse Programmer. No basement pajama coders. He didn't specify what they should be wearing, but I think it's pretty obvious he means no pajamas allowed.

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Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: bobbyb13 on December 27, 2020, 02:03:40 am
I love this place  >:D
Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: Zebidee on December 27, 2020, 04:37:55 pm
Step 2: ???

Bait the line.

Wait for the tug, then reel them in (but not too fast, it spoils the fun)
Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: bobbyb13 on December 29, 2020, 04:01:12 am
How does one know if they are a top level programmer?   Do we have to fight all the other programmers with kitanas, beheading each opponent until there is only one?  If so I have swords and duffle bags for the heads.

Highlander VIII
The Programming

Title: Re: Seeking consultation from top level expert - pay offered
Post by: Zebidee on December 29, 2020, 04:05:39 am
You have to fight it out Matrix style. Martial arts. Lots of guns. Helicopters and explosions :blackbelt