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Title: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: jdbailey1206 on June 18, 2017, 06:32:04 pm
I'll start.  The only stupid thing my dog does is chew on my downspouts.  I thought it was chipmunks / squirrels getting in the gutter but I blocked both ends with screens.  Who knows.  Does anybody else have something stupid your dog does that makes absolutely no sense?
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: Nephasth on June 18, 2017, 09:41:21 pm
She eats her own ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. :P
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: SlammedNiss on June 19, 2017, 03:31:30 am
She eats her own ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. :P

Our Shih Tzu (aka dumb ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---) used to do this too. We were told if we sprinkled this fairy dust on her food it would make he poo taste bad. I guess I didn't realize poo tasted good?? Anyways, the stuff didn't help but she eventually grew out of this nasty habit. Only upside to this issue is you never have to pooper-scooper your yard.
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: Titchgamer on June 19, 2017, 06:01:50 am
My ---smurfette--- eats ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- to.
Apparently its a sign they are broody, though I generally find it disgusting!

They do lots of weird ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- though !

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170619/85c0ae81d95963a819ecddb544e18a31.jpg)

Also they both like playing water pistol :)
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: jdbailey1206 on June 19, 2017, 08:12:44 am
Also they both like playing water pistol :)

HA!  My pixer does that.  My wife can't water the flowers without being interrupted by the dog.  My pixer also has a weird smile.
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10399224_1185270347912_3322568_n.jpg?oh=8ba7aafda68bea20aa27c1049011cbaa&oe=59D90DA7)
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: Ian on June 19, 2017, 09:09:09 am
My dogs love love love to piss on my grill covers... I hate it! It sucks putting those damn things back on the grill after a long day of BBQ only to end up smelling like piss.  :hissy:


But they are all good boys Bront.

Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: knave on June 19, 2017, 01:39:49 pm
My dog steals my shoe to sleep with in his bed. Doesn't chew it or anything just lays next to it. I figure if that's the worst of it, I go a good dog!

Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: pbj on June 19, 2017, 05:10:27 pm
I spent yesterday afternoon steam cleaning my bedroom because my friend's dog ran in there and pissed on everything. 

Couple years ago, my parent's dog killed my parrot.  I didn't speak to them for six months afterwards.

 :dunno

Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: ark_ader on June 20, 2017, 05:35:45 am

Couple years ago, my parent's dog killed my parrot.

 :dunno

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Polygon_types.svg/300px-Polygon_types.svg.png)
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: jdbailey1206 on June 20, 2017, 01:18:01 pm

Couple years ago, my parent's dog killed my parrot.

 :dunno

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Polygon_types.svg/300px-Polygon_types.svg.png)

(https://thepickydater.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/that-makes-no-sense.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: ark_ader on June 21, 2017, 05:03:28 pm
Nope you have to figure it out.  What I will let slip, it is a riddle of sorts.  Face palm when you figure it out.

Here is a hint:

(https://share.ehs.uen.org/sites/default/files/images/mathiQ3-0707-a.png)
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: SlammedNiss on June 21, 2017, 06:42:43 pm
Nope you have to figure it out.  What I will let slip, it is a riddle of sorts.  Face palm when you figure it out.

Here is a hint:

(https://share.ehs.uen.org/sites/default/files/images/mathiQ3-0707-a.png)

This seems appropriate....

(http://i.imgur.com/Mf5tO9H.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: knave on June 22, 2017, 11:46:38 am
I think you can make a dog head with all the shapes.
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: pbj on June 22, 2017, 12:05:59 pm
Hmm... all I'm seeing is this...

(http://i.imgur.com/k11GgvT.png)
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: jdbailey1206 on June 22, 2017, 01:01:35 pm
Hmm... all I'm seeing is this...

(http://i.imgur.com/k11GgvT.png)

All I'm seeing is Ark doing this:
(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/images/folder231/600x600/12921231/dave-chappelle-cocaine.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: knave on June 22, 2017, 03:11:41 pm

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Polygon_types.svg/300px-Polygon_types.svg.png)

Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: ark_ader on June 22, 2017, 07:17:29 pm

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Polygon_types.svg/300px-Polygon_types.svg.png)

Ha!  :applaud:

Nope.  Come on guys it is not that hard, figure it out.   ;)

Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: popsicle on June 22, 2017, 10:53:42 pm
tan·gent
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noun
1.
a straight line or plane that touches a curve or curved surface at a point, but if extended does not cross it at that point.
2.
a completely different line of thought or action.
"he quickly went off on a tangent about wrestling"
adjective
1.
(of a line or plane) touching, but not intersecting, a curve or curved surface.
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: CCM on June 23, 2017, 10:55:57 am



What do you call a dead parrot?
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: Nephasth on June 23, 2017, 12:51:24 pm



What do you call a dead parrot?

A colorful corpse?
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: ark_ader on June 23, 2017, 03:03:36 pm



What do you call a dead parrot?

Finally!   :applaud:
Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: pbj on June 23, 2017, 03:19:57 pm
Womp womp.

Title: Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
Post by: Howard_Casto on June 25, 2017, 12:47:23 pm



What do you call a dead parrot?

You can call it whatever you want... I'm pretty sure it won't answer anymore.