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Post by: ChanceKJ on March 11, 2015, 08:09:00 pm
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Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: DietCoke on March 11, 2015, 08:17:52 pm
Opera boobs.

Come on, it has a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: Slippyblade on March 11, 2015, 08:19:25 pm
WTF?  No cup holders?
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: harveybirdman on March 11, 2015, 08:39:05 pm
I gotta cocktail for you ladies.


Or


Media sensationalism led Eric to beleive that all the women in his life would LOVE his arcade build.
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: DietCoke on March 11, 2015, 08:47:10 pm
Media sensationalism led Eric to beleive that all the women in his life would LOVE his arcade build.

Good point.  When was the last time you played video games with FIVE women?  And none of them are even giving side-eyes to each other.
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: Generic Eric on March 11, 2015, 09:15:00 pm
Media sensationalism led Eric to beleive that all the women in his life would LOVE his arcade build.

Good point.  When was the last time you played video games with FIVE women?  And none of them are even giving side-eyes to each other.
I concur.  No women have been impressed.
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Post by: ChanceKJ on March 11, 2015, 09:20:35 pm
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Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: harveybirdman on March 11, 2015, 09:23:47 pm
The one in the middle looks impressed.

Nah she's just looking for an opportune time to drop ass and blame the dude.
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: pbj on March 11, 2015, 09:27:59 pm
Despite initially doing well on test, "Go Shopping!" never went full production because spending only 25 of your husband's cents was deemed "too unrealistic."
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: adder on March 11, 2015, 10:35:53 pm
(http://s14.postimg.org/xmtjlwxxd/fh7dh7d.jpg)

woman on left:  "wait a sec... is this a zippy joystick? you ---gosh-darn--- son of a ---smurfette---. come on girls, we're leaving!"

Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: 05SRT4 on March 11, 2015, 10:50:28 pm
lol girl on the far right looks like she has a killer left hook!

Too laugh at the guy I would say "Girls night out"
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: j.fitzenr on March 11, 2015, 10:57:05 pm
"Can you build one of these for my boyfriend?  I'll totally give you like $50 and some make you some cookies, sweetie"
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: bfauska on March 11, 2015, 11:37:44 pm
(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144367.0;attach=325844;image)
It's all a dream, your arcade cabinet won't get 5 women to rally around your joystick... not even the one on the cabinet.
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: thomas_surles on March 12, 2015, 12:18:32 am
I got something almost as big...
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: mgb on March 12, 2015, 12:30:33 am
(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144367.0;attach=325845;image)

OMG, this is great. The 32 grand I spent on these machines was so worth it.
You girls like Fix it Felix? Who wants to call Axl Rose?
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: horizon on March 12, 2015, 12:44:53 am
"Mario's balls are, like, THIS big!"
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: pbj on March 12, 2015, 10:23:02 am
"Can you build one of these for my boyfriend?  I'll totally give you like $50 and some make you some cookies, sweetie"

So true, so true.  Of course, nowadays nobody wants one anymore so at least those conversations have ended.

Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: jdbailey1206 on March 12, 2015, 01:35:45 pm
Who wants to call Axle Rose?

I knew he got as big as a bus...but I never knew he could support the wheels on one...
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: Le Chuck on March 12, 2015, 08:00:05 pm
(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144367.0;attach=325844;image)
Custer's Revenge - the newest way to get your party started!
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: mgb on March 12, 2015, 08:21:50 pm
Who wants to call Axle Rose?

I knew he got as big as a bus...but I never knew he could support the wheels on one...

oh, that took me a bit before I realized my spelling error
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: jasonbar on March 13, 2015, 12:00:02 am
You don't need to use coasters on glass.
Title: Re: Chance's Arcade Caption Contest #1
Post by: Admiral688 on March 13, 2015, 12:23:18 am
"Hey Irv......here's the third string extras for the 2am infomercial. Just watch out for the chick with man hands...."