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Title: How does Thor stay in shape?
Post by: Maximus on June 25, 2013, 05:40:43 pm
Prancercise: A Fitness Workout with Thor! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtuxaEcaYuQ#ws)
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Post by: spoot on June 25, 2013, 06:31:34 pm
Drugs are bad......MMMMkay.
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Post by: crashwg on June 26, 2013, 10:08:35 pm
I thought this was a serious question before I opened the thread and was going to suggest you ask Bill Nye.

http://youtu.be/J-u1680Anhw (http://youtu.be/J-u1680Anhw)
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Post by: Howard_Casto on June 27, 2013, 01:23:53 am
Sorry but Bill is wrong on this one.  In Superman IV lex steals a strand of superman's hair... which is holding up a 1000lb weight.  He can barely clip it with bolt cutters.  As we all know beard hair is even tougher.  So that means that his beard hair would be tougher than high tensile strength steel.  You have thousands upon thousands of hairs in your beard... so it would take so many grinding discs that it wouldn't be practical at least not with anything on earth. 

I saw this promotion and found it insulting... how Superman shaves has already been addressed in cannon in various incarnations including Superman the Animated series.  He looks into a mirror and uses his heat vision to burn it off. 

See look:

How Superman shaves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s#ws) 
Title: Re: How does Thor stay in shape?
Post by: wp34 on June 27, 2013, 11:21:28 am
I agree with everything you said but please don't cite Superman IV as canon.   >:D

Sorry but Bill is wrong on this one.  In Superman IV lex steals a strand of superman's hair... which is holding up a 1000lb weight.  He can barely clip it with bolt cutters.  As we all know beard hair is even tougher.  So that means that his beard hair would be tougher than high tensile strength steel.  You have thousands upon thousands of hairs in your beard... so it would take so many grinding discs that it wouldn't be practical at least not with anything on earth. 

I saw this promotion and found it insulting... how Superman shaves has already been addressed in cannon in various incarnations including Superman the Animated series.  He looks into a mirror and uses his heat vision to burn it off. 

See look:

How Superman shaves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s#ws)
Title: Re: How does Thor stay in shape?
Post by: Maximus on June 27, 2013, 11:25:57 am
you guys are dorks
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Post by: wp34 on June 27, 2013, 11:27:01 am
you guys are dorks

I resemble that remark.
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Post by: Vigo on June 27, 2013, 12:11:54 pm
you guys are dorks

Says the guy who posted a "Prancercise" video.  ;D
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Post by: Howard_Casto on June 27, 2013, 03:38:59 pm
At least we are dorks about manly things, like Superman shaving..... I mean is there anything you want to tell us Maximus?  We'll accept you either way.  ;)
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Post by: Vigo on June 27, 2013, 03:43:20 pm
This conversation reminds me when PBJ was trying to point out he was manly for watching She-Ra.  :laugh2:
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Post by: Howard_Casto on June 27, 2013, 03:48:54 pm
You know, now that I think about it, I think a better question would be how does Superman comb his hair?  Seriously... any comb he ran through it would break apart.  I mean he could use his hands....  maybe that's why he always has that tuft of hair hanging down.... 
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Post by: Vigo on June 27, 2013, 03:52:04 pm
Never thought about that angle....explains why his hair stays so well when flying.....
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Post by: Maximus on June 27, 2013, 05:19:54 pm
I'm completely secure in my manhood and my choice of underwear, plus I like fruity drinks so overall I'm pretty solid.
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Post by: jdbailey1206 on June 28, 2013, 11:50:14 am
(http://grizzlybomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Thor-needs-a-scrunchie.gif)

Thor is a very effeminate thunder god.
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Post by: SavannahLion on June 28, 2013, 03:32:31 pm
(http://grizzlybomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Thor-needs-a-scrunchie.gif)

Thor is a very effeminate thunder god.

Actually, Captain America is, have a read (http://www.truemirror.com/press/html/tmc_syracuseherald.0199.asp).