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Title: Another entertaining 'Wife said.....' story
Post by: Gray_Area on June 14, 2012, 03:09:57 am
Found this on CL:

8 foot slate pool table...Wife said I could either sleep on it or it needs to go. Help a guy out and come take it off my hands.
Title: Re: Another entertaining 'Wife said.....' story
Post by: trekking95 on June 14, 2012, 05:08:51 am
Add a few pillows and blankets and well that would be..... comfy!  :laugh2:
Title: Re: Another entertaining 'Wife said.....' story
Post by: Samstag on June 14, 2012, 11:47:56 am
What size sheets would work best on an 8 foot pool table?
Title: Re: Another entertaining 'Wife said.....' story
Post by: knave on June 14, 2012, 01:42:18 pm
That depends on what size mattress you lay on top of it.
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Post by: spoot on June 14, 2012, 02:00:56 pm
Sounds like the wife needs to go.   :cheers:
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Post by: trekking95 on June 15, 2012, 01:01:05 am
That depends on what size mattress you lay on top of it.
Who said anything about a mattress? Nice smooth slate is very comfy!  :lol
Title: Re: Another entertaining 'Wife said.....' story
Post by: lilshawn on June 18, 2012, 01:46:46 pm
buddy of mine went to an auction and bought a 8 foot pool table complete with balls and a couple of cue sticks for $10.

after the auction had mostly cleared out, he goes and found 3 guys hanging out on the sidewalk on the far side of the parking lot.

said "hey wanna make 30 bucks?" guys are like "hell yeah" gets the guys to haul said pooltable out of the auction house on a dolly and into the middle of the parking lot.

says "here you go" gives the guys $30 and says "and keep the pooltable"

The stunned "wut" look on these guys faces...

buddy grabs a burger for an hour or so and on the way back passes by the lot, the guys got the pooltable set up and they're playing a game.

best $40 he ever spent
Title: Re: Another entertaining 'Wife said.....' story
Post by: Samstag on June 18, 2012, 02:00:35 pm
And unless they managed to get that table leveled in the parking lot, also the worst game of pool those guys ever played.
Title: Re: Another entertaining 'Wife said.....' story
Post by: lilshawn on June 18, 2012, 03:43:36 pm
So now the auction house is stuck with an abandoned pool table in their lot?

I'm not understanding this story.



I don't know, I'm sure they managed to drag it home or something. Hell, being paid $30 for a pooltable would be enough for some people I guess.
Title: Re: Another entertaining 'Wife said.....' story
Post by: shmokes on June 19, 2012, 09:16:56 am
I'm with Jim. I don't get what his point was in this exercise. That was the best $40 he ever spent? I think I'd be better entertained buying groceries.