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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Hoopz on June 02, 2011, 07:31:49 pm
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I'm just about speechless:
http://gizmodo.com/5808006/the-booty-pillow-is-a-real-thing-that-exists (http://gizmodo.com/5808006/the-booty-pillow-is-a-real-thing-that-exists)
:lol
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Yikes! :dizzy:
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Will it give you pinkeye?
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Will it give you pinkeye?
Browneye is more likely.
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That is the worst thong I have ever seen on anything.
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They have had these sort of things in Japan for a while, actually.
(http://www.davidgodden.com/blog/Japanese.lap.pillow.1.10.05.jpg)
Then again, is anyone actually surprised by that statement?
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That is the worst thong I have ever seen on anything.
Should we worry that you said "anything" instead of "anyone"?
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That is the worst thong I have ever seen on anything.
Should we worry that you said "anything" instead of "anyone"?
I live in San Diego, which is VERY close to Tijiuana. Sooo... yeah. You see where this is going. To answer your questions, no hoopz, you dont need to worry. The damage is done. :lol
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They have had these sort of things in Japan for a while, actually.
(http://www.davidgodden.com/blog/Japanese.lap.pillow.1.10.05.jpg)
Then again, is anyone actually surprised by that statement?
No. When I was there you could buy used, or unused girls panties from a vending machine. Its so weird how Japanese culture is regarding women/sex etc. Their red light district takes up a city, and there are porn booths EVERYWHERE. I met a japanese girl who spoke english there, and she knew that I was going to talk to her because I was American. In Japan, the guys are so shy, they girls have to talk to them! :laugh2:
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So really this is just another 'For those who don't get any' pieces of kit.
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You can tell this comment is by a woman:
"Oh, it's for your head? I just assumed it was meant for a dude to spoon and shove his junk into at 4:37 AM."
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It looks more like a bellend pillow on the top down picture on that website.
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It's the poor man's Real Doll.
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It's the poor man's Real Doll.
No joke. Those things are like four grand! :P
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That makes the Real Doll even more realistic. I mean, you're already into it for four grand before you can get her home for sex. And then she just kind of lays there. It's just like the real thing!
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:notworthy:
Someone figures out a way to mount a fleshlight to this thing and I'm getting a divorce.
spade bit and some gorilla glue?
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:notworthy:
Someone figures out a way to mount a fleshlight to this thing and I'm getting a divorce.
Holy Hell I laughed when I read this. The reason? I actually know what a fleshlight is. :lol
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:notworthy:
Someone figures out a way to mount a fleshlight to this thing and I'm getting a divorce.
Holy Hell I laughed when I read this. The reason? I actually know what a fleshlight is. :lol
I found this one out the hard way when I misspelt flashlight in an email. Nobody gives you the benefit of the doubt these days. :angry:
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Does it smell like butt too?
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Booty traps!
Data is setting.... traps??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkpIdz7BLM#ws)