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Main => Main Forum => Topic started by: scofthe7seas on May 22, 2011, 04:36:13 pm
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HOW DOES THIS GAME EXIST!!!!??!
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Elephant and a pig DNA just won't splice!
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I admit, I had to find it and play it because of this post. Donk now has a way to play Hide the Chorizo even when he's alone.
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I'm pretty sure the chorizo is absolutely not welcome in that game.
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Is it just the joystick or are other controls used in that game? (interpret that sentence how you will)
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I believe button one is used for raping.
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HOW DOES THIS GAME EXIST!!!!??!
Are you referring to the Pac-Manesque game from 1983?
Graphics look like ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- and the only images I found involve a purple female. What is she? An alien?
There are far worse games than that you know.
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Ok, if you only saw screen shots, you do not at all understand this thread. No offence. But you have to experience this to comment on it. I don't know if there ARE worse games than this. (Not in terms of gameplay, mind you.)
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No offence. But you have to experience this to comment on it. I don't know if there ARE worse games than this. (Not in terms of gameplay, mind you.)
Trust me dude. My hair isn't turning white because I'm old.
There was a time I thought Goatse was the worst and I've seen the entire image set. A time I thought Rotten was interesting and Doodie was funny. When I thought speculum was misspelled, that pigs were just bad cops, people rode horses using a saddle and no one in their right mind would get near a horny bull.
So if someone showed me a game involving necrophilia, a giraffe and a thimble there's a very remote possibility it might make me blink. So being shocked/surprised at rape game from 1983 from a country that has all sorts of games in that genre? Eh... not so much.
As for "discussing" the game, I'll locate the files and fire it up but I doubt there's much to discuss.
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I'm just saying, show me a worse arcade game. Let's see it.
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I'm just saying, show me a worse arcade game. Let's see it.
Well since Urotsukidōji was never released in the 'cades (AFAIK) and I heard it sucks ass anyways I guess I have my work cut out for me.
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga (http://www.monzy.com/intro/boong-ga/brochure.jpg) is rather questionable. If you do a Google search for more images, it appears that there are variations in the game and, for some damn strange reason, pictures of guys jamming a giant plastic finger up the erm... arcade's ass. Which leads one to wonder... what else are people jamming up there? And does one honestly want to know?
I swear I saw an Illusion game in an adult store once, but after reading being lost on their website, it doesn't appear they've ever created an arcade cab. I'm a little mystified by that but I'm sure I can figure out who made it.
I'm out of time so I'll get back to you on that.
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As for "discussing" the game, I'll locate the files and fire it up but I doubt there's much to discuss.
Oh, I did find the file set and fired it up. I must have some settings wrong because the game fires up with two inverted mirror images on either side of the monitor. A cocktail setting?
No matter, the game sucks. And the 8-bit porn is even worse than the gif porn. ::)
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It's the game as a whole that must be taken in! From the tiny hint of a dangling pixel penis, to the semi-controlled "climax" involved in the rapes, to the way the ridiculous man suddenly looks suave (with some kind of a pimp hat?!) in the "cut scenes".
Getting "maximum" points on a lady makes her say "No!"
It's just a very wrong game. I mean.. it's kind of a fun game. But wrong.
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It's the game as a whole that must be taken in! From the tiny hint of a dangling pixel penis, to the semi-controlled "climax" involved in the rapes, to the way the ridiculous man suddenly looks suave (with some kind of a pimp hat?!) in the "cut scenes".
Getting "maximum" points on a lady makes her say "No!"
It's just a very wrong game. I mean.. it's kind of a fun game. But wrong.
Yeah, I would have made it differently. Instead of a fat pervert with a three pixel penis I would have opted for something a little more intimidating.
I would hardly classify the scenes as rape but more the fantasy of a lonely fat ---uvula---. Where's the knife? The torn bra and the impossible to remove Italian jeans?
The game scenes are disjointed. Like it was developed by two different people who were only told the game s about sex and not much else.
Arguing about how wrong this game is is like arguing about how wrong Death Race is. The games by Illusion beats the pants off this game the same way games like Carmageddon beats Death Race.
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If it's okay to clearly murder people in video games I see no reason why rape is off limits. Violence is violence. You're either in or out.
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Violence is violence. You're either in or out.
Exactly... a man hitting a woman is the same as hitting another grown man. Rape is the same as a fist fight. It's all the same.
::)
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A friend of mine used to get some pretty messed up sega megadrive games when he was stationed in Germany.
I remember him telling me about one where you were a rapist and the goal of the game was to rape the police commissioner's daughter.
I searched the internet for information about it, but came up empty.
Did come accross this one though (gets strange about 25 seconds in)
Japanese version of Vendetta (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKDIXDDRMqw#)
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:laugh2:
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I always found Chiller kind of disturbing:
Chiller Mame Arcade Full Play All Stages ROM Scary! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr4SUDr88Dc#)
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I would hardly classify the scenes as rape but more the fantasy of a lonely fat ---uvula---. Where's the knife? The torn bra and the impossible to remove Italian jeans?
Arguing about how wrong this game is is like arguing about how wrong Death Race is. The games by Illusion beats the pants off this game the same way games like Carmageddon beats Death Race.
I don't know how you can say a naked man avoiding police, chasing naked women and having unwanted sex is not rape.
and I wasn't arguing that the game is wrong. It just is. Carmageddon/death race are obviously satire. Raping women for points? I don't think that's the same at all.
A friend of mine used to get some pretty messed up sega megadrive games when he was stationed in Germany.
I remember him telling me about one where you were a rapist and the goal of the game was to rape the police commissioner's daughter.
I searched the internet for information about it, but came up empty.
The game is called Night Trap, it's for Sega CD.
But seriously, my initial question stands. Why is this a real game? Does anybody have a dedicated Lover Boy cab?
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I'm lovin' every minute of this game. When I play Loverboy I'm like "THE KID IS HOT TONIGHT"! Turn me lose on some girls for some hot girls in love action.
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Are you workin' for the weekend, saving up your quarters?
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I'm lovin' every minute of this game. When I play Loverboy I'm like "THE KID IS HOT TONIGHT"! Turn me lose on some girls for some hot girls in love action.
Do you play it four way, or eight way?
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Seeing as there is a lack of a High Score Competition this week, I nominate this!
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Hahahaha how obscene will the replays be?! It would feel voyeuristic. Private. Only the person playing lover boy should see it.
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It would be competition #68... it would have to owe us one.
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Rape is the same as a fist fight. It's all the same.
I had rape compared with aggravated murder. Rape is not the same as a fist fight.
Point is similar, though.
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Isn't a fist fight a component of rape?
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Isn't a fist fight a component of rape?
only if Xõuche deathpunches you first
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Isn't a fist fight a component of rape?
Only if the clown really struggles first.
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/031/d/8/Dr__Rockso_M_P__by_Scenro.jpg)
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As a culture we still have weird hang-ups about sex, which is why people are set off when sex is mixed with violence (which is otherwise acceptable) in entertainment.
I mean we're offended by a crude pixel fat guy chasing naked women and forcing himself on them . . but Sub-Zero back in the day ripping Sonya's head off and exposing her dangling spine? Win.
Shoot a woman execution style in GTA III, no problem! Pixel nipples in GTA: SA? Front page controversy.
We're so weird.
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Shoot a woman execution style in GTA III, no problem!
That's easy for Guywiththegun to say.
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Haha . . you know I think my username has become much darker over the years. Its really just an innocent nod to Army of Darkness, but people probably think I'm a nutjob.
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Haha . . you know I think my username has become much darker over the years. Its really just an innocent nod to Army of Darkness, but people probably think I'm a nutjob.
I was thinking it might be a reference to the film Pi, but then I realized I was remember the quote wrong:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pi_%28film%29 (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pi_%28film%29)
"It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the ---smurfing--- gun."
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Haha . . you know I think my username has become much darker over the years. Its really just an innocent nod to Army of Darkness, but people probably think I'm a nutjob.
I thought it was an Ash reference :cheers:
Doesnt mean youre not a nutjob though
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Doesnt mean youre not a nutjob though
I thought most of us here were.
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Doesnt mean youre not a nutjob though
I thought most of us here were.
many levels and types, but I dont wanna pigeon hole the guy. Xiaou2 is a wanna be tough guy Shaloin Toe stabbing Psycho. Chaddles is a know it all who cant do even the most pedestrian of tasks. Im an ---uvula--- who lacks tact and usually relevance.You know saint is batshit by default, just for putting up with all of us.
He might just be the kind of guy who gets off on jaywalking.....
...or punching babies in the throat. How would I know? :)
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As a culture we still have weird hang-ups about sex, which is why people are set off when sex is mixed with violence (which is otherwise acceptable) in entertainment.
I mean we're offended by a crude pixel fat guy chasing naked women and forcing himself on them . . but Sub-Zero back in the day ripping Sonya's head off and exposing her dangling spine? Win.
Shoot a woman execution style in GTA III, no problem! Pixel nipples in GTA: SA? Front page controversy.
We're so weird.
I was pissed about the controversy over GTA. the problem is really with lazy parents who expect everyone else to raise their children. Besides most anything involving GTA controversy is started by Jack Thompson who is ---smurfing--- bat ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- crazy as they come.
Enough about that. We (as in Americans) have our fair share of controversy over violence. Mortal Kombat saw quote a bit, enough for Nintendo to censure and for the gaming companies to implement a self imposed ratings system. I don't recall if the controversy over Night Trap was about the girls or the violence. And dont forget Death Race, we love seeing gory spines and flaming skulls but kill a stick figure with a car? You're guaranteed a ticket to Hell! >:D
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Night Trap was exagerated. In the game, the girls get kidnapped, but sensationalist media and "crazies" extrapolated the intent as being for rape. Truly ridiculous how people let their imaginations run wild and then claim to be offended by their own thoughts.
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Chaddles is a know it all who cant do even the most pedestrian of tasks.
Hey! I am a highly skilled pedestrian. In fact do I really well here because...
He might just be the kind of guy who gets off on jaywalking.....