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Title: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: Havok on August 13, 2010, 09:07:20 am: http://albany.craigslist.org/zip/1896255760.html (http://albany.craigslist.org/zip/1896255760.html)

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AWESOME Glass Table (North Albany)08:39 8/13/2010, Free
Check out this AWESOME glass table! Crafted by space elves from planet Teegeeack. Brought here by time traveling robots. This table has been on Airforce One and once a man was killed on this table. If you would like to have a piece of furniture past present and future, come by Lawn Ave, in Albany, if, you, DARE!

Specifications:
1 midget high x 1 midget wide x 1 midget long
Can support two healthy adult midgets
Invisible... with a slight smokey shimmer
$100 - $40 (weekend sale) -$20 (coupon) -$20 (picking it up) - $20 (future services) = FREE!
May or May not come with two chairs
Frame made of De-ionized Ununhexium
Glass made from scratch resistant diamond plated glass - so when you blow lines you'll get every last speck.
If this table is not adopted by 8am Monday, it will become sentient, and walk into the sun, never to be seen or heard from again.

THE TABLE IS WAITING ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH!?
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: WhereEaglesDare on August 13, 2010, 09:54:42 am: Wow, is midget a metric measurement?
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: Ginsu Victim on August 13, 2010, 10:22:16 am: Quote from: WhereEaglesDare on August 13, 2010, 09:54:42 am
Wow, is midget a metric measurement?

Sometimes. In the slave trade, though, they are used as change.
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: LLUncoolJ on August 13, 2010, 10:33:28 am: Quote from: Ginsu Victim on August 13, 2010, 10:22:16 am
Quote from: WhereEaglesDare on August 13, 2010, 09:54:42 am
Wow, is midget a metric measurement?

Sometimes. In the slave trade, though, they are used as change.

:laugh2:
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: Frigo on August 13, 2010, 11:02:09 am: Awesome.
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: Mikezilla on August 13, 2010, 02:50:48 pm: Every post in this thread was hilarious. :laugh2: With the exception of my post, and Frigo's.
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: Frigo on August 13, 2010, 02:54:56 pm: Quote from: Mikezilla on August 13, 2010, 02:50:48 pm
Every post in this thread was hilarious. :laugh2: With the exception of my post, and Frigo's.

I forgot I had even replied in this thread. :dunno
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: lilshawn on August 13, 2010, 03:35:07 pm: Quote
Glass made from scratch resistant diamond plated glass - so when you blow lines you'll get every last speck.

lol :lol - i think i may have peed a little :laugh2:
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: hypernova on August 13, 2010, 08:06:52 pm: Quote from: WhereEaglesDare on August 13, 2010, 09:54:42 am
Wow, is midget a metric measurement?

Technically, it can be a measurement! Referred to as non-standard measurement. Rules are it's got to be only one midget to measure with. And be sure you don't get dwarves and midgets mixed up. Totally different.
Title: Re: Best CL ad I've seen locally
Post by: WhereEaglesDare on August 13, 2010, 08:54:09 pm: Quote from: hypernova on August 13, 2010, 08:06:52 pm
Quote from: WhereEaglesDare on August 13, 2010, 09:54:42 am
Wow, is midget a metric measurement?

Technically, it can be a measurement! Referred to as non-standard measurement. Rules are it's got to be only one midget to measure with. And be sure you don't get dwarves and midgets mixed up. Totally different.

You know that the foot was not standardized initially, it was however long the king's foot was at the time. Is this the same with the midget? Is there a midget king?

And is a midget and a hobbit the same?