And seriously isn't this a major violation of man-code? You know, don't mess with a man's dog, truck, boat or grill? If I ever catch that fiend, there will be hell to pay.
And seriously isn't this a major violation of man-code? You know, don't mess with a man's dog, truck, boat or grill? If I ever catch that fiend, there will be hell to pay.
So women are now on the 'OK to mess with' list?
I look down in horror upon one of the most unholy sights I have ever gazed upon. Someone else's meat was left out on my ---smurfing--- grill. This is not even good meat here, it was an Oscar Meyer wiener flopped right out on my grill. Grill rape in the first degree.
What type of grill? Wood? Charcoal? NG? Propane? Built in! Dammit Vigo! The people want ANSWERS!
Just for the record.... "My Grill has Been Violated" can mean something completely different, and I was worried until I actually read the post. ;)
I was a little let down that it was just a weiner, I was hoping he would have discovered a homeless person sleeping in the grillWell, I'm sure you would feel the same way as I do if someone slapped their wiener on your grill.
Maybe I shouldn't have locked my grill up.
I suggest you get a big dog. It will scare away the rogue wieners, or in the alternate, gobble up the left overs so they don't bother you
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No transient or homeless person would leave any meat on your grill.
Someone's just messing with you.
They don't. Any grill is immediately violated when hot dogs go on 'em.No transient or homeless person would leave any meat on your grill.
Someone's just messing with you.
I wasn't even aware Oscar Meyer wieners qualified as meat.
All I know is that if I had a neighbor as certifiably weird and anal about his grill as some of you appear to be, 100% guaranteed I'm sneaking a hot dog onto it when he leaves for work.
;D
Holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Vigo, I mean, that sucks and all, but I couldnt stop laughing when I was reading your posts. People at work were looking at me. :laugh2:
Thats true though what PBJ said. Why would a vagrant leave a perfectly cooked weiner sitting on the grill after he covered it up? And Hoopz what the hell? Hot Dogs on the grill are awesome. I fired my weber up this weekend and char grilled some nathans hot dogs to perfection. The flames lightly kissed their casings.
Mine is in the backyard though, and I have a german shepard. Plus I live in a decent neighborhood, and everyone on the block knows I have a a nice little knife and gun collection. ;D
Now if it was a chorizo in your grill, well that would be a HUGE violation, nobody plays hide the chorizo with another man's grill. I say get a battery powered siren, wire to a microswitch that is NC and rig up an alarm for that thing!
Holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Vigo, I mean, that sucks and all, but I couldnt stop laughing when I was reading your posts. People at work were looking at me. :laugh2:
Thats true though what PBJ said. Why would a vagrant leave a perfectly cooked weiner sitting on the grill after he covered it up? And Hoopz what the hell? Hot Dogs on the grill are awesome. I fired my weber up this weekend and char grilled some nathans hot dogs to perfection. The flames lightly kissed their casings.
Mine is in the backyard though, and I have a german shepard. Plus I live in a decent neighborhood, and everyone on the block knows I have a a nice little knife and gun collection. ;D
Haha, it sounds like you are also discerning about your hot dogs. I do appreciate hot dogs of the real meat quality. I was being generous with my oscar meyer assessment. I think it might more in likely been a "Bar S" or a [shudder] "Fun Dog" :scared
I think I better build up a gun and knife collection as well. I have been going back and forth on what I want to get for my first gun. It's a big decision to make.Now if it was a chorizo in your grill, well that would be a HUGE violation, nobody plays hide the chorizo with another man's grill. I say get a battery powered siren, wire to a microswitch that is NC and rig up an alarm for that thing!
Yeah, I found the Chorizo....I was not hoping to find it there. Other people's grills are definitely out of bounds. I think a siren sounds like a great idea. Biometric scan to disable and time synchronized passcode.
Ya'll's some tube steak haters. Get some dietz & watson cased wieners from the deli case. My current fave cased dog.
@mikezilla, I like the more spiced northern style dogs like Nathan's and Sabrett, but to me the skinless (and not grilled) are the way to go with these.
I guess you could have also gone the Badmouth route and mamed it, like he did that ping pong table he found...
I have been going back and forth on what I want to get for my first gun. It's a big decision to make.
I guess you could have also gone the Badmouth route and mamed it, like he did that ping pong table he found...
If you mame it, gotta name it.
"Mechanically Separated Pig Lips CADE"
"Ping of Dog CADE"
I have been going back and forth on what I want to get for my first gun. It's a big decision to make.
First gun for fun: 12 gauge shotgun like a remington 870, or mossberg/other cheaper equivalent. Especially if you are near a shooting club with skeet and trap ranges.
First gun for home defense: Small frame 38 special revolver, loaded, in a gun safe in your nightstand.
I bet he teabagged the handle.
I bet he teabagged the handle.
hahah :applaud:
Just for the record.... "My Grill has Been Violated" can mean something completely different, and I was worried until I actually read the post. ;)
I am thankful I have cloroxed the grill right away. Teabagging wasn't on my mind until now, the notion of my grill being teabagged just gives me the hibbily jibbilies. :scared Thanks, guys.Would it be a bad time to bring up that they may have jacked off on the grill grate? I can think of a lot of bad things that they did to it. >:D
I checked my shed over, and thankfully it has not been violated. Most anything of value is too heavy to move or needs a key anyway. (If anyone is interested in a Vendo soda vending machine that needs some repairs, Let me know. I think it's was a 768 or something similiar.)
Anyway, since I doubt many people would need my hose if they don't live nearby...I am pretty sure it is the Bumpuses that moved next door just a week ago on the other side of my house. They have a million dogs/cats/children/birds/foul smells/sleeveless beer stained t-shirts.I thought the wife was a man for the first couple days since she had a mullet, epic grizzle and a voice that sounded of James Earl Jones with a mouth filled with rusty nails. They don't have a grill either. I now have my prime suspects, and yes, the dude seems like the kind that would teabag a grill. Then have his children line up and teabag it as well. A family teabagging.
You got the Klopeks living next door. Anyone drive some garbage out to the street at night and beat the hell out of it with a shovel?
This is an awful and horrible thread.
But I feel for you man. When I read the title I assumed an animal or something got in there. I've had bats in my outside umbrella and expect one in my grill at some point.
but for someone to USE your grill without your permission, that's harsh. My grill has doors that I could padlock which contain the tank. I'm guessing you don't? Maybe disconect/remove the hose/valve to prevent them from being able to fire it up? Remove the ignition system? Hook up a camera (even a fake one) and put a sign in the grill that says they're being filmed if the grill is opened?
As for the mishandlng of your wife's hose (???) do you have a cutoff inside the house that you could switch off until she needs to use it? Could get one installed not too expensively most likely?
As for Hot Dogs, kids like 'em, which is good cause they don't appreciate good meat anyways. For something to try, get some Omaha Steak dogs. Really big and tasty. Otherwise go for the beer bratwurst, yummy.
Where the hell do you live?! I think it's time to move. This all reminds me of the movie The 'Burbs. :lol
Seriously, I havent laughed this hard at a thread in a long time, Vigo, Malenko, you guys are hilarious. I also love the Christmas story reference Vigo. Family teabagging!!? :laugh2:
In all seriousness though, you need to move man. You got the Klopeks living next door. Anyone drive some garbage out to the street at night and beat the hell out of it with a shovel? :lol
What the Hell, did you have a lemon party in the back yard or something? The left a wiener on the grill and man handled your wifes hose? Did you check inside the shed yet? Make sure everything is still there?
I'm with you Howard. For a second there, I thought someone had rocked his face, Bon Jovi style.
Move out to Burnsville. Less grill violators here. :) And no one has touched my hose in a long time. (Including the wife. :hissy:)
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HAHA! Burnsville is nice too, used to live in Apple Valley.
QuoteYou got the Klopeks living next door. Anyone drive some garbage out to the street at night and beat the hell out of it with a shovel?
+1
Thanks guys! I am actually planning on moving as soon as I have a new job lined up. I'm in Downtown St. Paul.
QuoteYou got the Klopeks living next door. Anyone drive some garbage out to the street at night and beat the hell out of it with a shovel?
+1
Klopeks from south Atlanta sounds more like....
Thanks guys! I am actually planning on moving as soon as I have a new job lined up. I'm in Downtown St. Paul.
All these years of A Prairie Home Companion had me thinking otherwise....
I bet they finally just blocked the entire Internet at his work.
Whatever happened to Mikezilla? Did I miss something about him not posting anymore?