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Main => Software Forum => Topic started by: delta88 on May 22, 2006, 11:34:05 pm
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nutn 2 c here
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ok then :cheers:
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With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay, a denial
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denial
(http://tsking.lausd.k12.ca.us/~mfamighetti/Images/nile%20delta.gif)
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The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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it occurs to me that running a programme like this is bound to create an enormous amount of popular publicity for the whole area of philosophy in general. Everyone's going to have their own theories about what answer I'm eventually to come up with, and who better to capitalize on that media market than you yourself? So long as you can keep disagreeing with each other violently enough and slagging each other off in the popular press, you can keep yourself on the gravy train for life. How does that sound?"
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que? :laugh2:
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It is said that someone at a party once asked the famous philosopher Ly Tin Weedle, 'why are you here?', and the reply took three years.
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You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.
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銃で荷を積みなさい、それによってが失い、ふりをするべき楽しみであるあなたの友人を連れて来なさい 彼女は退屈し、確信があった余分である オハイオ州のNO、私は禁句を知っていない こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 私は私が最もよくするものをでより悪い そしてこのギフトのために私は賛美されて感じる 私達の小さいグループは常にあったあることが そして常に端までの意志 こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 そして私はちょうど私が味がするかなぜ忘れている ええオハイオ州、私は推測する私に微笑をすることを 私はのnevermindものは何でもそれを堅い、それオハイオ州をよく見つけて堅かった見つけた こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 ライトによってそれがより少なく危ない私達、心に抱く私達を今ここにありなさい 私は愚か、に伝染性に感じる mulatto 白子 カ 私のリビドー Yayの否定
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Is that the joke about the Chinese guy with the sore tooth and something about the time of the appointment is toothhurty? I love that one. :laugh2:
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In these hard times we live in I often find comfort that although we all have our problems we are all human. And humanity is just a small cog in the clockwork of gears and levers we call life. And that life on this sphere is not unique, rather this tiny speck of earth whizzing around this tiny star we call the sun is one of billions of spheres revolving around other suns in this sprinkling of matter we call the galaxy, one of millions in this plane of existence. And despite the fact that each one of us is such a small part of everything, and despite our differences we are all able to get along, maybe not all of the time or all of us at once, but sometimes. I think that the best advice I can give to everyone is to spread the universal message of peace and understanding throughout your lives. So yes, ladies and gentlemen love your neighbor. Love them unconditionally and fully. Just remember when you love you neighbor to make sure they are over the age of 18 and won't press charges. ;D
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According to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.
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You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.
Its also been considered that a chicken is simply the eggs way of making more eggs.
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"God is dead." --- Nietzche.
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"Nitezche is dead." --- God.
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With the gun the load do to stack, with that it loses, it accompanies your friend who is the pleasure which should shake, does she to be bored, NO of Ohio state which is excessive has conviction, as for me today when unmentionable is not known, today, today, how it is low? As for me with those which I improve it is worse and as for me being praised, as for the group where we whom you feel are small is a certain thing which always is and always will today to the edge, today, today, how low because of this gift? And as for me I do have forgotten taste exactly, or why, it can Ohio state, as for me smiling in me who am presumed obtain, as for me as for any nevermind things with anything that is hard, finding that Ohio state well, today when it was hard and finds, today, today, how it is low? Us where that is more dangerous little due to the light/write, us who are held in heart now be I here foolishness, denial of the mulatto Shirako mosquito my libido Yay which you are moved by contagion characteristic
銃で荷を積みなさい、それによってが失い、ふりをするべき楽しみであるあなたの友人を連れて来なさい 彼女は退屈し、確信があった余分である オハイオ州のNO、私は禁句を知っていない こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 私は私が最もよくするものをでより悪い そしてこのギフトのために私は賛美されて感じる 私達の小さいグループは常にあったあることが そして常に端までの意志 こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 そして私はちょうど私が味がするかなぜ忘れている ええオハイオ州、私は推測する私に微笑をすることを 私はのnevermindものは何でもそれを堅い、それオハイオ州をよく見つけて堅かった見つけた こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 ライトによってそれがより少なく危ない私達、心に抱く私達を今ここにありなさい 私は愚か、に伝染性に感じる mulatto 白子 カ 私のリビドー Yayの否定
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Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.....
Michael Jackson molests little boys.
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With the gun the load do to stack, with that it loses, it accompanies your friend who is the pleasure which should shake, does she to be bored, NO of Ohio state which is excessive has conviction, as for me today when unmentionable is not known, today, today, how it is low? As for me with those which I improve it is worse and as for me being praised, as for the group where we whom you feel are small is a certain thing which always is and always will today to the edge, today, today, how low because of this gift? And as for me I do have forgotten taste exactly, or why, it can Ohio state, as for me smiling in me who am presumed obtain, as for me as for any nevermind things with anything that is hard, finding that Ohio state well, today when it was hard and finds, today, today, how it is low? Us where that is more dangerous little due to the light/write, us who are held in heart now be I here foolishness, denial of the mulatto Shirako mosquito my libido Yay which you are moved by contagion characteristic
銃で荷を積みなさい、それによってが失い、ふりをするべき楽しみであるあなたの友人を連れて来なさい 彼女は退屈し、確信があった余分である オハイオ州のNO、私は禁句を知っていない こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 私は私が最もよくするものをでより悪い そしてこのギフトのために私は賛美されて感じる 私達の小さいグループは常にあったあることが そして常に端までの意志 こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 そして私はちょうど私が味がするかなぜ忘れている ええオハイオ州、私は推測する私に微笑をすることを 私はのnevermindものは何でもそれを堅い、それオハイオ州をよく見つけて堅かった見つけた こんにちは、こんにちは、こんにちは、いかに低くか。 ライトによってそれがより少なく危ない私達、心に抱く私達を今ここにありなさい 私は愚か、に伝染性に感じる mulatto 白子 カ 私のリビドー Yayの否定
I took the lyrics to Teen Spirit by Nirvana and used the google translator... funny what it looks like when Saint translated it back.......
(real lyrics)
Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
hello, hello, hello, how low?
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay, a denial
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"God is dead." --- Nietzche.
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"Nitezche is dead." --- God.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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That's from Robocop isn't it? ???
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"God is dead." --- Nietzche.
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"Nitezche is dead." --- God.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
One of my favorite quotes.
+Fu for you.
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Have you Brilliant Mofos.been spamming me?
Hold featherweight biconnected
kurt but Nicholas
Open denudation combinatoric
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Beers :cheers: ,
KenToad
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you guys are crazy......
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Dude, your editing of the subject line and initial post totally makes us look crazy.
Dude!
Sweet!
Dude!
Sweet!
Hope you find the answer to your question somewhere.
:cheers:
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I call shenanigans... no changing the title
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I call Hooked on Phonics.
Change it to Nutz.
That would make more sense.
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I call it beer-thirty and man am I thirsty :cheers: