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Title: Curse word translator
Post by: erictrumpet on July 26, 2008, 10:55:20 pm
The auto-censor on these boards confuses me sometimes (what the heck is ---smurfy smurf--- or whatever???). I want to know what the poster actually typed! So, I am making this post to generate for myself (and any other person who might be interested) a list of translations. Below are my Top 10 zingers and the BYOAC auto-replacements. I actually don't know what the replacements will be until I hit Post.

The F word - ---fudgesicle---
The SH word - ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---
Female dog - ---smurfette---
G-D - ---goshdarn---
Your back door - ---uvula---
M-F'er - ---maternal-smurf---
The big bad C word - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
A cat or the female fun zone - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
Sucker of roosters - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
Male cattle excrement - ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---

Please add to this list if I missed any important ones.

Eric.
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: saint on July 26, 2008, 11:05:49 pm
You could just turn off the auto-censor :)
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: erictrumpet on July 26, 2008, 11:14:10 pm
Really? ---fudgesicle---!
Well, what fun is that? :)
lol

Eric.
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: Singapura on July 27, 2008, 12:30:09 am
I missed your translations because I have the autocensor switched off. Maybe I'll switch it on again, just for fun  ;D
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: AcidArmitage on July 27, 2008, 11:31:33 am
sucker of roosters lol
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: Cakemeister on July 27, 2008, 12:27:27 pm
Meecrob?
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: Spaz Monkey on July 27, 2008, 02:22:28 pm
Here's Carlin's "Seven Words"
soild excrement  --Cleaveland Steamer--
liquid excrement
act of reproducing ---fudgesicle---
what one never calls a female ---auto-censored---
rooster vacuum ---auto-censored---
Oedipus --maternal-smurf--
breasts

Other words:
one who reproduces ---smurf---
female dog ---smurf---
Ryhmes with watt ---auto-censored---

Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: erictrumpet on July 27, 2008, 05:54:57 pm
I am disappointed by how many words simply become "---auto censored---"
LAME! We need creative replacements for all.
Like farking bastage, what movie was that from? Some 80s movie with Michael Keaton I think.

Eric.

Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: AtomSmasher on July 27, 2008, 06:07:05 pm
Like farking bastage, what movie was that from? Some 80s movie with Michael Keaton I think.
Johnny Dangerously

Probably NSFW although no curse words are actually used:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmQPdW7udy8
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: Mauzy on July 27, 2008, 11:41:14 pm
Ha! Ive always had the censor off, but when when reading without signing on I had always seen uvula, but never thought to check what it was censoring. Thats a good one. uvula is a funny word without meaning something else in the first place!
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: erictrumpet on July 27, 2008, 11:52:39 pm
like that old kids' joke, "your epidermis is showing" haha

Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: arzoo on July 29, 2008, 04:23:29 pm
Meecrob?
:laugh2:
I knew that was a curse word!
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: shardian on July 29, 2008, 04:28:44 pm
Meecrob?
:laugh2:
I knew that was a curse word!

hehe, I came up with that one. Thanks Saint!

feminine cleansing product = ---meecrob---
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: Mauzy on July 30, 2008, 05:55:48 pm
--cream-filled twinkie--  is apparently --cream-filled twinkie--. (just saw it not logged in a different thread...)

odd how adding the bag changes the word...
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: erictrumpet on July 30, 2008, 06:23:57 pm
I have discovered some curse-like words that are safe from the translator:

dick
assclown
fudgepacker
butthead
spooge
wanker
jerkoff

Yayyyy!
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: missioncontrol on July 30, 2008, 07:55:48 pm
--missioncontrol--


yep, still an autosensor  :w00t
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: FrizzleFried on July 30, 2008, 08:01:52 pm
Auto-censor is strange here.  I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont.  This post is a good example.  The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.

Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: shardian on July 31, 2008, 08:20:54 am
Auto-censor is strange here.  I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont.  This post is a good example.  The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.



That's probably because the person manually typed in the auto censor response.
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: Ed_McCarron on July 31, 2008, 08:37:36 am
yep, still an autosensor

We tried to set up an auto-sensor that would sense when you were logging on and crash the forum.

Didn't work.

MC Spelling jokes - funny since - forever.
Title: Re: Curse word translator
Post by: Spaz Monkey on July 31, 2008, 11:20:09 pm
Auto-censor is strange here.  I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont.  This post is a good example.  The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.

My message shows what the auto-censor would show when typing in the words.  I think that I have it on.