The NEW Build Your Own Arcade Controls
Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: erictrumpet on July 26, 2008, 10:55:20 pm
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The auto-censor on these boards confuses me sometimes (what the heck is ---smurfy smurf--- or whatever???). I want to know what the poster actually typed! So, I am making this post to generate for myself (and any other person who might be interested) a list of translations. Below are my Top 10 zingers and the BYOAC auto-replacements. I actually don't know what the replacements will be until I hit Post.
The F word - ---fudgesicle---
The SH word - ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---
Female dog - ---smurfette---
G-D - ---goshdarn---
Your back door - ---uvula---
M-F'er - ---maternal-smurf---
The big bad C word - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
A cat or the female fun zone - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
Sucker of roosters - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
Male cattle excrement - ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---
Please add to this list if I missed any important ones.
Eric.
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You could just turn off the auto-censor :)
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Really? ---fudgesicle---!
Well, what fun is that? :)
lol
Eric.
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I missed your translations because I have the autocensor switched off. Maybe I'll switch it on again, just for fun ;D
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sucker of roosters lol
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Meecrob?
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Here's Carlin's "Seven Words"
soild excrement --Cleaveland Steamer--
liquid excrement
act of reproducing ---fudgesicle---
what one never calls a female ---auto-censored---
rooster vacuum ---auto-censored---
Oedipus --maternal-smurf--
breasts
Other words:
one who reproduces ---smurf---
female dog ---smurf---
Ryhmes with watt ---auto-censored---
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I am disappointed by how many words simply become "---auto censored---"
LAME! We need creative replacements for all.
Like farking bastage, what movie was that from? Some 80s movie with Michael Keaton I think.
Eric.
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Like farking bastage, what movie was that from? Some 80s movie with Michael Keaton I think.
Johnny Dangerously
Probably NSFW although no curse words are actually used:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmQPdW7udy8
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Ha! Ive always had the censor off, but when when reading without signing on I had always seen uvula, but never thought to check what it was censoring. Thats a good one. uvula is a funny word without meaning something else in the first place!
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like that old kids' joke, "your epidermis is showing" haha
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Meecrob?
:laugh2:
I knew that was a curse word!
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Meecrob?
:laugh2:
I knew that was a curse word!
hehe, I came up with that one. Thanks Saint!
feminine cleansing product = ---meecrob---
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--cream-filled twinkie-- is apparently --cream-filled twinkie--. (just saw it not logged in a different thread...)
odd how adding the bag changes the word...
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I have discovered some curse-like words that are safe from the translator:
dick
assclown
fudgepacker
butthead
spooge
wanker
jerkoff
Yayyyy!
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--missioncontrol--
yep, still an autosensor :w00t
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Auto-censor is strange here. I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont. This post is a good example. The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.
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Auto-censor is strange here. I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont. This post is a good example. The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.
That's probably because the person manually typed in the auto censor response.
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yep, still an autosensor
We tried to set up an auto-sensor that would sense when you were logging on and crash the forum.
Didn't work.
MC Spelling jokes - funny since - forever.
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Auto-censor is strange here. I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont. This post is a good example. The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.
My message shows what the auto-censor would show when typing in the words. I think that I have it on.