The NEW Build Your Own Arcade Controls
Main => Artwork => Logos => Topic started by: Chad on April 04, 2003, 09:27:08 am
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We could all submit the top 10 reasons to build your arcade controls and pick the top 10 to go on a shirt.
Just a thought.
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#? Takes up less room than a billiards table.
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People didn't think you were nerdy enough!
Building nuclear bombs has become mundane.
I can't remember the 80's the first time around.
It's a chick magnet!
Ok, my brain hurts..... next person up.
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You're tired of playing with your other joystick. ;)
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Because I couldn't think of anything better to do with $1000.
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... It Keeps Me Outta Trouble...
hehehehe
as i get hit by my wife,who's readin over my shoulder.. :)
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Because it's the only non violent thing the voices will let me do with powertools.
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Because a REAL barrel-throwing gorilla is too dangerous.
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From my buddy..
"Can't talk now, destroying all carbon based life as we know it."
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#10: GREAT piggy bank.... (when with coin door...)
#9: PARTIES !!!!!!
#8: Perfect way to relax by killing all moving objects that appear..
ok... my brain hurts... need to to rest....
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#? Because Growing Up Sucks!
#? Because I can
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A couple of these top ten ideas might make good slogans if they were re-worded. Certainly more clever than the other ideas.
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Because Yardwork, Home IMprovement Projects, CarWashing duties and paying the monthly bills are things your wife REALLY WANTS TO DO, but has always been afraid to ask ;)
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because you're getting a divorce anyhow...might as well enjoy some of the money before she takes it
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Because if you're going into debt you might as well enjoy it.
Because your garage isn't big enough to fit the whole arcade.
Because girls are impressed by a guy with a big... brain.
Because it's more socially acceptable than other jerking motions you make.
Because when was the last time you heard of the IRS seizing an arcade machine?
Because time travel hasn't been invented yet.
(Some are lamer than others...)
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because you're getting a divorce anyhow...might as well enjoy some of the money before she takes it
I can vouch for this one! hehe It's too damn heavy, she doesn't want it! If I was smart I would have dumped all my valuables in it it though! She didn't even go near it! ha. I'll have to remember that for next time! 8)
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Because i want to piss my parents off
Because i'm sick of watching porn all day
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Reasons to build my own arcade cabinet:
# - That kid from Silver Spoons ain't gonna show ME up!
# - EverQuest wasn't wasting enough of my time.
# - Chicks dig a guy with a good cab.
# - Openning up a real arcade in my basement just won't work.
# - I need to beat my kids in *something*
Whatever number the previous ones were, this one's #1:
#1 - Wife asked me to (right!).
/S
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Because i'm sick of watching porn all day
That's so funny it hurts. ;D
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Top ten reasons to BYOAC
10. You need an excuse to buy more power tools.
9. Peter Pepper is threatening to drop a bun on your house if you don't
8. Finally achieving your life long dream of owning a change machine.
7. You never fully got over that crush on Daphne/Princess Peach/Ms. Pac Man.
6. One less reason to go to a mall.
5. If you build it, they will come.... with quarters.
4. Have to prove to friends that you really are a "Bad Dude"
3. Garage just isn't dusty enough.
2. Aliens don't just zap themselves ya know.
1. Everyone else is.