What do yall look like?

[Bones]

just got a haircut and shave so i can post this one:

Ummm OK. Which hairs in particular did you get cut?

Damn hippies.

[SOAPboy]

The big one on the left is a man.

and looks like a ---stingray---..

[duffjr]

just got a haircut and shave so i can post this one:

Ummm OK. Which hairs in particular did you get cut?

Damn hippies.

the woman at the barbershop seemed like it was her first time cutting long hair in ages.  she said she was working up a sweat cutting my hair.  i told her to take the least amount off, and she took 2 inches off.  my hair looks like joey's from full house now.  she thinks the mullet is in style.  i hate getting my hair cut by women at cheap shops and lonely women at average shops.

[patrickl]

I cut my hair myself. Much easier.

[Stingray]

I cut my hair myself. Much easier.

I gave up hair cuts ages ago. Anything that requires no action on my part has to be a good thing.

-S

[ChadTower]

Bah, find a shop where they get almost no men.  There, they will appreciate having in a man with long hair to work on.  They will do a good job.

Never go to a cheap shop if you want your long hair to look decent.  Never EVER go to a barbershop.

[Stingray]

 Never EVER go to a barbershop.

Unless you want to walk out looking like the pic that Bones posted on the previous page.

-S

[ClubNinja]

Bah, find a shop where they get almost no men.

[patrickl]

I cut my hair myself. Much easier.

I gave up hair cuts ages ago. Anything that requires no action on my part has to be a good thing.

-S

Well that would mean that you don't wash it either since washing long hair takes a lot more effort than washing short hair.

On a more serious note, tripping over the hair might become an issue too somewhere along the line. On the other hand you wouldn't need to get dressed anymore either if you start to look like cousin It. Now that's a lot of time saved.

[Stingray]

I like the way you think.

-S

[duffjr]

Bah, find a shop where they get almost no men.  There, they will appreciate having in a man with long hair to work on.  They will do a good job.

Never go to a cheap shop if you want your long hair to look decent.  Never EVER go to a barbershop.

i didn't see a barberpole so i thought it was safe.  she seriously said, "i'm going to give you a man's haircut.  that's what all those hair ladies did wrong."  anyway, i like  looking like joey from full house.

[ChadTower]

Except he is good looking enough to make a strong living off his looks alnoe... you on the other hand, you have just the haircut.

[shmokes]

Except he is good looking enough for me to make out with...

[ChadTower]

You used up way too many of your l33t tiles making that one.

[Stingray]

You used up way too many of your l33t tiles making that one.

But it was worth it.

-S

[Bones]

And where is that picture that Stingray "promised"?

[Stingray]

-S

[Havok]

-S

Next time, apply the tanning lotion evenly...

[Bones]

 Never EVER go to a barbershop.

Unless you want to walk out looking like the pic that Bones posted on the previous page.

-S

Well I would happily go to a quality hairdresser and get my head shaved by some babe but I don't like the thought of her checking out my oversized crotchial bulge while she is holding a sharp razor.

Chicks loose concentration when they get excited and I am just way too damn pretty to risk getting cut-up by some clumsy chick fighting her primal and filthy biological urges.

[whammoed]

 Never EVER go to a barbershop.

Unless you want to walk out looking like the pic that Bones posted on the previous page.

-S

Well I would happily go to a quality hairdresser and get my head shaved by some babe but I don't like the thought of her checking out my oversized crotchial bulge while she is holding a sharp razor.

Chicks loose concentration when they get excited and I am just way too damn pretty to risk getting cut-up by some clumsy chick fighting her primal and filthy biological urges.

Hmmm....what color is the sky in your world?

























***mines paisley 

[duffjr]

Except he is good looking enough to make a strong living off his looks alnoe... you on the other hand, you have just the haircut.

he did those funny voices, remember?  wasn't he a comedian in real life?

[DrewKaree]

Chicks loose concentration when they get excited and I am just way too damn pretty to risk getting cut-up by some clumsy chick fighting her primal and filthy biological urges.

I coulda swore you laid this exact scenario out when last you told us how you met Mrs Bones.  Which is it, you like it, or you don't? 

[delta88]

Screw photoshop..sall about trick digital photograffy..

tiz I in the chair.

[ChadTower]

Someone told me last night I have the same hair as Antoine from Deuce Bigalow...

...I had to find a 14th century Hungarian crossbow to shove up their ass.

[Ed_McCarron]

Not even a barbershop can screw up my hair style.

Take razor.

Put little spacer thing on.

Cut entire head.

I've had a crewcut for years.  Helps hide the receding hairline.

Besides, I like being able to part my hair with a washcloth.

[ChadTower]

Cut entire head.

That sounds painful. 

[Ed_McCarron]

"That sounds painful."

Har-de-har-har.

[c64rulez]

Taken on a kickass trip we've had to morocco half a year ago (which makes me 37). Amazing country. and one with my beautiful wife Yifat and my youngest son Tom

[DrewKaree]

my beautiful wife Yifat

Dude, just a marriage tip fer ya.  You can't go around calling your wife fat.  She's gonna kick yer ass or kill you in yer sleep

[c64rulez]

Thanks for the tip. 
In our language (Hebrew), Yifat means "she who is filled with beauty", and is actually pronounced "eef-at".

[Harry Potter]

That ledge you're sitting on would be perfect for throwing a Qbert machine off. 

[Havok]

Thanks for the tip.

[JackTucky]

Thanks for the tip. 
In our language (Hebrew), Yifat means "she who is filled with beauty", and is actually pronounced "eef-at".

Hmmm.  One thing that's interesting about other cultures.  They name their children with names that mean a whole sentence in another.

That's not done much here in the USA.

Imagine if I was to name my daughter, "shesbeautifulandsmart"

In kindergarten, roll call,

"Amy"
"here"
"Dakota"
"here"
"Cheyenne"
"here"
"Laquanda"
"here"
"shesbeautifulandsmart"
"here"

Kind of pretentious, eh?

My name can mean "a guy with no arms and legs hanging on a wall", but I don't want to offend quad amputees, so I won't mention that.

Do any popular english names mean anything in Hebrew?

Art

[Stingray]

My first name means "hung like a bull elepahant" or maybe it was "completely full of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ". I never can remember which.

-S

[c64rulez]

Thanks for the tip.
In our language (Hebrew), Yifat means "she who is filled with beauty", and is actually pronounced "eef-at".

Hmmm. One thing that's interesting about other cultures. They name their children with names that mean a whole sentence in another.

That's not done much here in the USA.

Imagine if I was to name my daughter, "shesbeautifulandsmart"

In kindergarten, roll call,

"Amy"
"here"
"Dakota"
"here"
"Cheyenne"
"here"
"Laquanda"
"here"
"shesbeautifulandsmart"
"here"

Kind of pretentious, eh?

My name can mean "a guy with no arms and legs hanging on a wall", but I don't want to offend quad amputees, so I won't mention that.

Do any popular english names mean anything in Hebrew?

Art

Yes. Tom in hebrew means innocense

[TMS]

One of the fiance and I

[duffjr]

thought that said one of the fence and me...

she who is filled with beauty is not a sentence.

[c64rulez]

she who is filled with beauty is not a sentence.

I know. I'm having a routine circuits check next week.
Oh, and do use Windex.

[c64rulez]

Here's a photo of me enjoying a beverage.

 
Please step a side sir. You're driving on the wrong side of the road.

[grumble]

this was me before all the years of shock therapy