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whammoed:

--- Quote from: pinballjim on May 29, 2009, 09:06:23 am ---Tell the chicks you got in a bar fight with Mike Tyson.


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LOL, yeah, that was my joke when I got the biopsy done initially.
Went to use that joke with some of the neighborhood kids, but they are all too young to know who Mike Tyson is.  :dunno
Hung around outside last night with all the neighbors and I'm taking the opportunity to warn all the kids about the danger of sunburns.  When they ask what happened I say something like "This is why you don't want to forget to wear sunscreen".  The looks on their faces have been priceless and it's a good lesson to boot.

shardian:

--- Quote from: whammoed on May 29, 2009, 10:31:37 am ---  When they ask what happened I say something like "This is why you don't want to forget to wear sunscreen".  The looks on their faces have been priceless and it's a good lesson to boot.

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When my nephew was around 4 or 5, he ordered chicken nuggets and fries at Wendy's. I patted my gut and told him "This is what happens when you live on nuggets and fries as a kid. He buried his face in mommie's shirt and bawled like crazy. It was hilarious!

ChadTower:

Tell them you are a retired MMA fighter.

mpm32:
Docking the ears of dogs is just cruel.  Hey wait a minute, that's not a dog........

whammoed:

--- Quote from: mpm32 on May 29, 2009, 01:54:08 pm ---Docking the ears of dogs is just cruel.  Hey wait a minute, that's not a dog........

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That reminds me of The World According to Garp
He gets even with the dog that bit his ear off by biting off the dog's ear  :P

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