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shmokes:

--- Quote from: ark_ader on April 30, 2009, 12:26:39 pm ---You guys better hurry up and finish your cabs, as the clock is ticking.

Pneumonia isn't funny, but I wonder if most of the cases that died of this swine flu, had HIV.  HIV destroys the immune system, thus more susceptible to infection.

A lot of narcotics are shipped through Mexico.  On the other hand, maybe its too late to try and stop it, and this influenza is mutating as we speak, ready to wipe us out.  I have been thinking of the Stand lately.

Perhaps I'm being morbid.   :o

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WTF are you talking about?

Ummon:

--- Quote from: 2600 on April 29, 2009, 08:58:19 pm ---
Depends if you know your history or not.  We are a bit overdue for a flu pandemic.  Also, the flu kills more then just those people, the ones you mentioned are just the more venerable and therefore have higher death rates.

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Venerable, huh? Heheh, I know you mean vulnerable.



--- Quote from: Dartful Dodger on April 29, 2009, 06:19:00 pm ---

They didn't skip a beat, all the Easter stuff is now gone


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....easter. When was that this year?

Ed_McCarron:

--- Quote ---WASHINGTON D.C. - Cough! Cough cough! One sec. Cough! Cough cough! Ahem. Aherem. Okay.

The World Health Organization raised the H1N1 threat level from Phase 5 to Phase 11 this morning, indicating cough! Indicating that there are now documented cases of website-to-human transmission of the disease commonly known as "Swine Flu". The level was raised cough! cough! Cough cough! Jesus Chri-cough cough cough! Hang on. Cough! Cough! Ahrm.

The level was raised after 41 people contracted the virus from various domains, including 23 confirmed infections from Facebook. Epidemiologists ahrrrrm warn that "social networking" sites such as Twitter are common vectors for Phase 11 diseases due to the large numbers of people connected hrrrr, connected by hrrm, cough! Connected cough cough cough!

The WHO also recommended that citizens avoid websites that cough! Cough cough cough cough cough cough! That show signs cough! Cough cough cough! I'm so sorry about--cough! Cough cough cough! cough cough! Is it like hot in here or is it just me?
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shardian:
You know, it would be damn hilarious to put on a medical mask, and walk around the mall while intentionally getting close to people. Someone makes a turn into a store to avoid you - you turn into the same store.

ark_ader:

--- Quote from: shmokes on May 01, 2009, 09:42:35 am ---
--- Quote from: ark_ader on April 30, 2009, 12:26:39 pm ---You guys better hurry up and finish your cabs, as the clock is ticking.

Pneumonia isn't funny, but I wonder if most of the cases that died of this swine flu, had HIV.  HIV destroys the immune system, thus more susceptible to infection.

A lot of narcotics are shipped through Mexico.  On the other hand, maybe its too late to try and stop it, and this influenza is mutating as we speak, ready to wipe us out.  I have been thinking of the Stand lately.

Perhaps I'm being morbid.   :o

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WTF are you talking about?

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Well read it, what does it say?

I can explain it to you real slowly if you want.   :dunno

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